Mahahahaaaa... okay do you feel they are going a little TOO far..?
It ain't fun unless you're drunk posting!!!!
Online Sobriety Testing... tell me your views..
Sobriety Test attempts to curb drunk Facebooking
By Helen A.S. Popkin
"Nothing good happens online after 1 a.m.," reads the homepage for Social Media Sobriety Test, a free Firefox plug-in that claims to put an end to embarrassment following regrettable, late night posts."
I beg to differ.
If nothing good online happens after 1 a.m., sites such as My Drunk Texts, Texts From Last Night, and the drunk page on Failbook wouldn't be worth maintaining. Without these sites, computer job goldbrickers like myself would have to reaffirm our moral superiority on sites such as TMZ – which isn't nearly as effective as those losers are famous, and often rich. And obviously, if the Web goes dead after midnight, Webroot'sSocial Media Sobriety Test would be pointless.
As it is, Sobriety Test works for Facebook, Twitter, Flickr, Tumblr and MySpace. (If you're still posting on MySpace, drinking is the least of your problems.) Much like Mail Goggles, the drunk-protecting Gmail tool, users set Sobriety Test for the hours they expect to be under the influence. Any attempt to access the chosen social network during danger time is met with a simple test, such as typing the alphabet backwards (thus protecting social networks from dyslexics as well).
Fail, and not only does Sobriety Test block access to the social network you're trying to get on, it thoughtfully posts this status for you: "(Your name) is too intoxicated to post." Because, you know, that's not embarrassing.
Aside from being free, Sobriety Test has little to recommend it and provides scant protection in real world scenarios. The add-on isn't available for mobile phones, those bar-friendly tools on which the real damage usually takes place.
Sobriety Test might be appropriate for LiveJournal, if you could accurately set it for the hours you're most maudlin. Though back in the day, it would've really sucked the life out of LiveJournal's old Ambien forum, where non-compliant participants fought the sleep-inducing effects of their prescription so they could describe the colors they were seeing. But there again, what's the point?
One might be tempted to point out, if you need software to prevent you from posting drunk on the Internet, you might want to consider friending Bill W. But that's like saying everyone who's 20-years-old has a drinking problem.
What's more, if the David Fincher/Aaron Sorkin joint "The Social Network" is to be believed (it probably isn't), without drunk keyboarding, there wouldn't even be a Facebook to post drunk on.
Yeah, that totally just blew your mind, but it's no reason not to drink responsibly.
I'd rather be too drunk to post, rather then too drunk to know i killed someone while driving, if we are drunk posting then that means we are NOT out on those streets doing something more foolish then posting embarrassing doings!
„(Vaše ime) je previše opijeno za objavljivanje.“
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Mahahahaaaa... u redu, da li osećate da su otišli malo predaleko..?
Nije zabavno osim ako nisi pijan da objavljuješ!!!!
Online testiranje trezvenosti... recite mi svoje stavove...
Test trezvenosti pokušava da obuzda pijani Fejsbuk
Autor Helen AS Popkin
„Ništa dobro se ne dešava na mreži posle 1 ujutru“, stoji na početnoj stranici za Social Media Sobrieti Test, besplatni dodatak za Firefok koji tvrdi da stavlja tačku na sramotu nakon žalosnih postova u kasnim noćnim satima.
Preklinjem da se razlikujem.
Ako se ništa dobro na mreži ne dogodi posle 1 ujutru, sajtovi kao što su Mi Drunk Tekts, Tekts From Last Night i pijana stranica na Failbook-u ne bi bili vredni održavanja. Bez ovih sajtova, ljudi koji rade na kompjuterima kao što sam ja, morali bi da potvrde našu moralnu superiornost na sajtovima kao što je TMZ – što nije ni približno tako efikasno kao što su ti gubitnici poznati, a često i bogati. I očigledno, ako se Veb ugasi posle ponoći, Vebroot-ov test trezvenosti društvenih medija bi bio besmislen.
Kako jeste, Test trezvenosti radi za Facebook, Tvitter, Flickr, Tumblr i MiSpace. (Ako još uvek objavljujete na MiSpace-u, piće je najmanji vaš problem.) Slično kao Mail Goggles, Gmail alatka koja štiti od pijanstva, korisnici postavljaju Test trezvenosti za sate za koje očekuju da će biti pod uticajem. Svaki pokušaj pristupa odabranoj društvenoj mreži u opasnom vremenu se suočava sa jednostavnim testom, kao što je kucanje abecede unazad (čime se društvene mreže štite i od disleksičara).
Neuspešno, i ne samo da test trezvenosti blokira pristup društvenoj mreži na koju pokušavate da uđete, već zamišljeno objavljuje ovaj status za vas: „(Vaše ime) je previše opijeno da biste objavili.“ Jer, znate, to nije sramota.
Osim što je besplatan, Test trezvenosti nema mnogo toga da ga preporuči i pruža oskudnu zaštitu u scenarijima iz stvarnog sveta. Dodatak nije dostupan za mobilne telefone, one alate prilagođene baru na kojima se obično dešava prava šteta.
Test trezvenosti bi mogao biti prikladan za LiveJournal, ako biste mogli tačno da ga podesite za sate u kojima ste najviše ludi. Iako u to vreme, to bi zaista isisalo život sa starog LiveJournal-ovog Ambien foruma, gde su se učesnici koji nisu pridržavali pravila borili protiv efekata koji izazivaju spavanje njihovog recepta kako bi mogli da opišu boje koje su videli. Ali opet, koja je poenta?
Neko bi mogao biti u iskušenju da istakne, ako vam je potreban softver koji će vas sprečiti da objavljujete pijane na Internetu, možda biste želeli da razmislite o prijateljstvu sa Billom V. Ali to je kao da kažete da svako ko ima 20 godina ima problem sa pićem.
Štaviše, ako je verovati zajedničkoj „Društvenoj mreži“ Dejvida Finčera/Arona Sorkina (verovatno nije), bez pijanog klavijature, ne bi bilo ni Fejsbuka za objavljivanje u pijanom stanju.
Da, to vas je potpuno oduševilo, ali nije razlog da ne pijete odgovorno.
Radije bih bio previše pijan da bih objavio, a ne previše pijan da znam da sam ubio nekoga dok sam vozio, ako smo pijani da objavljujemo onda to znači da NE idemo na te ulice i radimo nešto gluplje nego što objavljujemo sramotne radnje! -
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- u Nov 09, 10, 11:10:32 PM
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Sounds like you've had experience with this sort of thing.
Zvuči kao da ste imali iskustva sa ovakvim stvarima.
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dtsweet, follow my pen, keep your head straight just use your eyes.. umhmm.. okay now.. stand straight, put your head back and take your left hand and touch your nose.. now remove it and use your right hand and touch your nose.. ummhmm.. okay now i want you to stand on this white line, place one foot in front of the other and walk the line.. uummhmm.. okay now do you know your abc's.. okay now do the abc's backwards, stand on your head with one hand behind your back, hmmm chinese splits...
dtsveet, prati moju olovku, drži glavu pravo, samo koristi oči.. umhmm.. u redu sada.. stani uspravno, vrati glavu unazad i uzmi levu ruku i dodirni nos.. sada je skloni i koristi desnu ruku i dodirni svoj nos.. ummhmm.. u redu sada želim da staneš na ovu belu liniju, stavi jednu nogu ispred druge i hodaj linijom.. uummhmm.. u redu sada znaš li tvoj abc.. u redu sada uradi abc unazad, stani na glavu sa jednom rukom iza leđa, hmmm kineski split...
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lmao, i couldnt do any of those sober lol
however, i CAN recite the ABCs backwards; they made us learn in public schoollmao, nisam mogao ništa od tih trezvenih lol
međutim, MOGU da recitujem ABC unazad; naterali su nas da učimo u javnoj školi -
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lmao, i couldnt do any of those sober lol
however, i CAN recite the ABCs backwards; they made us learn in public school
I'm impressed. Never learned that one.
I'm always sober, drinking makes me tired. I'm probably the only person who goes to Las Vegas and has all of 2 drinks.
lmao, nisam mogao ništa od tih trezvenih lol
međutim, MOGU da recitujem ABC unazad; naterali su nas da učimo u javnoj školi
Impresioniran sam. Nikad to nisam naučio.
Uvek sam trezan, pije me umorno. Ja sam verovatno jedina osoba koja ide u Las Vegas i pije sva 2 pića. -
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I'm always sober, drinking makes me tired. I'm probably the only person who goes to Las Vegas and has all of 2 drinks.
Uh....uh...ur....gabby...you re not the only one...I don't drink.
I just don't like the smells and taste...too bitter.
Uvek sam trezan, pije me umorno. Ja sam verovatno jedina osoba koja ide u Las Vegas i pije sva 2 pića.
Uh....uh...ur....gabi...nisi jedina...ja ne pijem.
Samo mi se ne sviđaju mirisi i ukus... previše gorak.
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lmao, the first time I go to Vegas, it was 10am and I ordered a beer...my mother looks at me and goes 'really, a beer?'
I'm like sorry, I know it's early
She's like no, I meant it's free..why beer?
Oh....excuse me miss, I'll have a double scotchlmao, prvi put kad sam otišao u Vegas, bilo je 10 ujutro i naručio sam pivo...mama me gleda i kaže 'Stvarno, pivo?'
Žao mi je, znam da je rano
Ona je kao ne, mislio sam da je besplatno..zašto pivo?
Oh... izvinite gospođice, ja ću dupli viski -
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hahaha that's about right..."and now my foreign languages?" :-P
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lmao, the first time I go to Vegas, it was 10am and I ordered a beer...my mother looks at me and goes 'really, a beer?'
I'm like sorry, I know it's early
She's like no, I meant it's free..why beer?
Oh....excuse me miss, I'll have a double scotch
Oh i love your mom! I did sinful drinking in Sin City too. But i thought i would look clever by ordering a bloody Mary at 10am. Ya know make me look a bit more sophisticated, when the fact was i was still tipsy from the nite before!!!
lmao, prvi put kad sam otišao u Vegas, bilo je 10 ujutro i naručio sam pivo...mama me gleda i kaže 'Stvarno, pivo?'
Žao mi je, znam da je rano
Ona je kao ne, mislio sam da je besplatno..zašto pivo?
Oh... izvinite gospođice, ja ću dupli viski
Oh, volim tvoju mamu! I ja sam grešno pio u Gradu greha. Ali mislio sam da ću izgledati pametno ako naručim prokletu Meri u 10 ujutro. Znaš da me čini da izgledam malo sofisticiranije, kada je činjenica bila da sam još uvek bio pripit od sinoć!!! -
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lmao, the first time I go to Vegas, it was 10am and I ordered a beer...my mother looks at me and goes 'really, a beer?'
I'm like sorry, I know it's early
She's like no, I meant it's free..why beer?
Oh....excuse me miss, I'll have a double scotch
LOLOLOLOL ..... smart and cute mom
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OLOLOL for the um, er, um... I don't drink either.
lmao, prvi put kad sam otišao u Vegas, bilo je 10 ujutro i naručio sam pivo...mama me gleda i kaže 'Stvarno, pivo?'
Žao mi je, znam da je rano
Ona je kao ne, mislio sam da je besplatno..zašto pivo?
Oh... izvinite gospođice, ja ću dupli viski
LOLOLOLOL ..... pametna i slatka mama
I drugih OLOLOL za hm, ovaj, um... Ni ja ne pijem.
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LOL.. Las Vegas has no clocks, weird when i first came here everything was 24 hours, theres no such thing as last calls, bars and liquors stores stop selling after 2 am, but not here, another thing that tripped me out was people walking down the street with open containers, and exotic drinks of all sorts at all times of day and night..
I remember my first time here i ordered hot chocolate, when i did it was like the whole casino got quiet.. hot chocolate?... i felt like a squareLOL.. Las Vegas nema satove, čudno kada sam prvi put došao ovde, sve je bilo 24 sata, nema stvari kao što su poslednji pozivi, barovi i prodavnice pića prestaju da prodaju posle 2 sata ujutru, ali ne ovde, još jedna stvar koja me je zbunila su ljudi hodanje ulicom sa otvorenim kontejnerima, i egzotičnim pićima svih vrsta u svako doba dana i noći..
Sećam se da sam prvi put ovde naručio toplu čokoladu, kada sam to uradio kao da je ceo kazino utihnuo.. vruća čokolada?... osećao sam se kao trg. -
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