Here are 10 wonderful ways to get cheated on...
1) Argue uncontrollably about the remote control.
2) Always accuse your partner of cheating. Remain positive, in spite of any protesting, that it's really happening. Always take the victim role. This includes physical and verbal dramatization.
3) Apologize profusely for everything that you do. Then, cry if the apology is accepted.
4) Chomp your gum uncontrollably, blow bubbles, and twirl your hair, in public.
5) Refuse to have sex. Ever.
6) Show everyone how cool it is that you can put your whole fist in your mouth.
7) Constantly talk about how much you love yourself. (even if it contradicts numbers 2 and 3)
8) Never listen to what the other person says. When confronted, deny all accusations.
9) Balk like a chicken every time someone says the word "Yes". It's not your fault you got hypnotized in high school.
10) Always be overly possessive and jealous. This includes calling your partner at work, at least 5 times, and even more when your partner is out for a "night out".
If ya have anymore ideas on how to get cheated on please share them!!!
Lips
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- Lipstick
- u Feb 11, 10, 12:47:43 PM
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Evo 10 divnih načina da budete prevareni...
1) Nekontrolisano se svađate oko daljinskog upravljača.
2) Uvek optužujte svog partnera za prevaru. Ostanite pozitivni, uprkos svim protestima, da se to zaista dešava. Uvek preuzimajte ulogu žrtve. Ovo uključuje fizičku i verbalnu dramatizaciju.
3) Puno se izvinite za sve što radite. Zatim plačite ako se izvinjenje prihvati.
4) Nekontrolisano žvakajte žvaku, duvajte mehuriće i vrtite kosu u javnosti.
5) Odbijte da imate seks. ikad.
6) Pokažite svima kako je super što možete staviti celu pesnicu u usta.
7) Stalno pričajte o tome koliko volite sebe. (čak i ako je u suprotnosti sa brojevima 2 i 3)
8) Nikada ne slušajte šta druga osoba kaže. Kada se suočite, demantujte sve optužbe.
9) Balj kokoška svaki put kada neko kaže reč „Da“. Nisi ti kriv što si hipnotizovan u srednjoj školi.
10) Uvek budite preterano posesivni i ljubomorni. To uključuje pozivanje partnera na posao, najmanje 5 puta, a čak i više kada je vaš partner napolju za „noćni izlazak“.
Ako imate još ideja kako da budete prevareni, podelite ih!!!
Usne
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- tyesmommy
- u Feb 11, 10, 02:26:36 PM
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Your idea of a shower is putting cologne under the pits.
Tvoja ideja o tuširanju je stavljanje kolonjske vode ispod jama.
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- genenco
- u Feb 11, 10, 02:37:09 PM
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Never praise them for ANYTHING!
I knew a guy whose wife fit 10 perfectly. She'd even stand near the warehouse doors and look in every so often. She worked nights and she'd be over at work 3-5 days a WEEK!! How she survived and him too, I just don't know or understand!Nikada ih ne hvalite ni za šta!
Poznavao sam tipa čija je žena savršeno odgovarala 10. Čak bi stajala blizu vrata magacina i svako toliko zavirila. Radila je noću i bila bi na poslu 3-5 dana u nedelji!! Kako je ona preživela a i on, samo ne znam niti razumem! -
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- drpsyce38
- u Feb 11, 10, 08:21:02 PM
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Lips...I still think we should hang that shingle together.......and charge $400 an hour to give out pithy facts and nod our heads and ask "how did that make you feel?"
Usne...još uvek mislim da bi trebalo da okačimo tu šindru zajedno.......i da naplatimo 400 dolara na sat da bismo iznosili suštinske činjenice i klimali glavama i pitali "kako ste se zbog toga osećali?"
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- Lipstick
- u Feb 13, 10, 05:42:15 PM
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Now now doc........you know the therapeutic effects of just being able to talk someone.......sometimes just anyone.
LipsSada doktore........znate terapeutske efekte jednostavnog razgovora sa nekim.......ponekad sa bilo kim.
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