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  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Valentine's Day is fast approaching and I am agonizing on what to do for my boyfriend. What do you guys want? I would assume flowers and candy won't work cause that's for chicks.

    Nice dinner? Card? Roll in the hay??? he he he

    Anyway, everyone tell me your plans while I think this through. Please!

    Dan zaljubljenih se brzo bliži i mučim se šta da radim za svog dečka. Šta želite? Pretpostavljam da cveće i slatkiši neće raditi jer je to za ribe.

    Lepa večera? Kartica? Uvaljati se u seno??? he he he

    U svakom slučaju, svi mi recite svoje planove dok razmislim o ovome. Molimo vas!

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    Froggy i don't think you will ever top the present you gave him for Christmas!

    Instead of buying him chocolates i think you should be his chocolate. Drizzle yourself with chocolate and accent with chocolate kisses strategically placed. Place a long stem red rose tween your teeth and cherries tween your toes.............

    Just make sure he is hungry when he gets home........ wink wink wink wink
    Froggi, mislim da nikada nećeš nadmašiti poklon koji si mu dao za Božić!

    Umesto da mu kupuješ čokolade, mislim da bi ti trebalo da budeš njegova čokolada. Prelijte se čokoladom i naglasite strateški postavljenim čokoladnim poljupcima. Stavite dugu stabljiku crvenu ružu među zube i trešnje među nožne prste.............

    Samo se pobrini da bude gladan kad dođe kući........ winkwinkwinkwink
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    @Lips: Seeing by your avatar you are more than ready for the holiday smiley

    @Froggy:  Being a man, I can tell you nothing makes a guy feel so good as to "rescue" her from danger, so here's my suggestion.

    When he get's home, place yourself in a position where it looks like you could use some help and call out to him (Help! Help!) As he removes you from the potential danger, that would set off the remainder of the day.

    @Lips: Gledajući po svom avataru, više ste nego spremni za praznik smiley

    @Froggi: Budući da sam muškarac, mogu ti reći da ništa ne čini da se momak oseća tako dobro da bi je „spasio“ od opasnosti, pa evo mog predloga.

    Kada se vrati kući, postavite se u poziciju u kojoj izgleda da vam treba pomoć i pozovite ga (Upomoć! Upomoć!) Dok vas uklanja od potencijalne opasnosti, to bi pokrenulo ostatak dana.

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Maybe I can slam the door on my hair and scream my head off....

    Možda mogu zalupiti vrata na kosi i vrisnuti glavu....

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
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    You guys are killing me here...

    I am thinking to buy some silk lingerie with whip and wrap myself with a biggest pink bow but the problem is it will be tough to have some hot romance though...ah, there is my little monkey and teenage daughter...maybe I should mix some Nyquil with their dinner. shocked... embarrassed
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    Ubijate me ovde...

    Razmišljam da kupim svileni donji veš sa bičem i umotam se najvećom ružičastom mašnom, ali problem je što će biti teško imati vruću romansu... ah, tu su moj mali majmun i ćerka tinejdžerka... možda ja trebalo bi da pomešaju malo Nikuila sa svojom večerom. shocked ... embarrassed
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Froggy i don't think you will ever top the present you gave him for Christmas!

    Instead of buying him chocolates i think you should be his chocolate. Drizzle yourself with chocolate and accent with chocolate kisses strategically placed. Place a long stem red rose tween your teeth and cherries tween your toes.............

    Just make sure he is hungry when he gets home........ wink wink wink wink




    Make sure he's also not on a diet and or isin't a diabetic...Hmmm..The things I used to do with my gf's.... lips_sealed  I'll never forget that cantalope incident...My tounge got a workout...(Should I say that?)

    Froggi, mislim da nikada nećeš nadmašiti poklon koji si mu dao za Božić!

    Umesto da mu kupuješ čokolade, mislim da bi ti trebalo da budeš njegova čokolada. Prelijte se čokoladom i naglasite strateški postavljenim čokoladnim poljupcima. Stavite dugu stabljiku crvenu ružu među zube i trešnje među nožne prste.............

    Samo se pobrini da bude gladan kad dođe kući........ winkwinkwinkwink




    Uverite se i da nije na dijeti i ili da nije dijabetičar... Hmmm.. Stvari koje sam radio sa svojim devojkama... lips_sealed Nikada neću zaboraviti taj incident sa dinjom... Moj jezik je dobio trening... (Da li da to kažem?)
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Maybe I can slam the door on my hair and scream my head off....


    I was more thinking about standing on a chair wincing and screaming at a rubber mouse...:-)

    Možda mogu zalupiti vrata na kosi i vrisnuti glavu....


    Više sam razmišljao o tome da stojim na stolici i lecnem se i vrištim na gumenog miša...:-)
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    As long as it's a rubber mouse. Because if it is real it would take a month of Sundays to calm down.  hysterical hysterical hysterical
    Sve dok je gumeni miš. Jer ako je stvarno, trebalo bi mesec dana nedelja da se smiri. hystericalhystericalhysterical
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    I'm laugh_out_loud'ing at the replies, which are all great.

    My daughter ordered her boyfriend a custom made baseball cap of his favorite team. 

    Guess it depends on what the guy likes.

    My husband would love all of your suggestions.  Not sure if it's good or bad he follows me around like a puppy dog after being married for 23 years. 

    ja sam laugh_out_loud 'ing na odgovore, koji su svi sjajni.

    Moja ćerka je svom dečku naručila bejzbolsku kapu njegovog omiljenog tima.

    Pretpostavljam da zavisi od toga šta tip voli.

    Moj muž bi voleo sve vaše predloge. Nisam siguran da li je to dobro ili loše, prati me kao štene nakon 23 godine braka.

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Oh gabby, he loves the Chicago Cubs. I will  look for some customized cubs gear. Maybe I can get it on time if I rush the order. Who knows.

    Then! I will wear it all while standing on a chair wincing and screaming at a rubber mouse with chocolate all over my face, cherries between my toes, a rose in my teeth and a pink bow around my neck.

    Oh gabi, on voli Chicago Cubs. Potražiću prilagođenu opremu za mladunce. Možda mogu da ga dobijem na vreme ako požurim sa narudžbom. Ko zna.

    Onda! Sve ću to nositi dok stojim na stolici i vrištim na gumenog miša sa čokoladom po licu, trešnjama među prstima, ružom u zubima i roze mašnom oko vrata.

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Oh gabby, he loves the Chicago Cubs. I will  look for some customized cubs gear. Maybe I can get it on time if I rush the order. Who knows.

    Then! I will wear it all while standing on a chair wincing and screaming at a rubber mouse with chocolate all over my face, cherries between my toes, a rose in my teeth and a pink bow around my neck.


    @_@  I have the picture in my mind Froggy....erm.....Enjoy!

    Seriously, I hope your fella enjoys the day and whatever you do, I'm sure he will love it.

    blue


    Oh gabi, on voli Chicago Cubs. Potražiću prilagođenu opremu za mladunce. Možda mogu da ga dobijem na vreme ako požurim sa narudžbom. Ko zna.

    Onda! Sve ću to nositi dok stojim na stolici i vrištim na gumenog miša sa čokoladom po licu, trešnjama među prstima, ružom u zubima i roze mašnom oko vrata.


    @_@ Imam sliku u mislima Froggi....hm.....Uživajte!

    Ozbiljno, nadam se da će vaš momak uživati u danu i šta god da radite, siguran sam da će mu se svideti.

    Plavi

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski


    Oh gabby, he loves the Chicago Cubs. I will  look for some customized cubs gear. Maybe I can get it on time if I rush the order. Who knows.

    Then! I will wear it all while standing on a chair wincing and screaming at a rubber mouse with chocolate all over my face, cherries between my toes, a rose in my teeth and a pink bow around my neck.


    @_@  I have the picture in my mind Froggy....erm.....Enjoy!

    Seriously, I hope your fella enjoys the day and whatever you do, I'm sure he will love it.

    blue




    LMAO


    Oh gabi, on voli Chicago Cubs. Potražiću prilagođenu opremu za mladunce. Možda mogu da ga dobijem na vreme ako požurim sa narudžbom. Ko zna.

    Onda! Sve ću to nositi dok stojim na stolici i vrištim na gumenog miša sa čokoladom po licu, trešnjama među prstima, ružom u zubima i roze mašnom oko vrata.


    @_@ Imam sliku u mislima Froggi....hm.....Uživajte!

    Ozbiljno, nadam se da će vaš momak uživati u danu i šta god da radite, siguran sam da će mu se svideti.

    Plavi




    LMAO
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    ROFLMAO!!!! I can see you now froggy...helpless females that we are!!! Also thanks for the thread,I'm getting some ideas...sweet and dare I say kinky from everyones' post. Love it!!


    Oh gabby, he loves the Chicago Cubs. I will  look for some customized cubs gear. Maybe I can get it on time if I rush the order. Who knows.

    Then! I will wear it all while standing on a chair wincing and screaming at a rubber mouse with chocolate all over my face, cherries between my toes, a rose in my teeth and a pink bow around my neck.

    ROFLMAO!!!! Vidim vas sad žabaste...nepomoćne ženke kakve smo mi!!! Takođe hvala na temi, dobijam neke ideje...slatko i usuđujem se da kažem kinki iz svačijeg posta. Sviđa mi se!!


    Oh gabi, on voli Chicago Cubs. Potražiću prilagođenu opremu za mladunce. Možda mogu da ga dobijem na vreme ako požurim sa narudžbom. Ko zna.

    Onda! Sve ću to nositi dok stojim na stolici i vrištim na gumenog miša sa čokoladom po licu, trešnjama među prstima, ružom u zubima i roze mašnom oko vrata.
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Write him a poem of 14(Feb. 14th) reasons why you love him and another one about 14 things you are gonna do to him...Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
    You can give it to him or you can put it in the mail and make sure he gets the mail that day(and hopefully opens it)!

    You can get very creative with the wording and packaging....

    I promise you he will never forget either one...

    Napiši mu pesmu o 14 (14. februara) razloga zašto ga voliš i još jednu o 14 stvari koje ćeš mu uraditi...Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
    Možete mu ga dati ili ga možete poslati poštom i pobrinuti se da dobije poštu tog dana (i nadamo se da će je otvoriti)!

    Možete biti veoma kreativni sa tekstom i pakovanjem....

    Obećavam vam da nikada neće zaboraviti ni jedno ni drugo...

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