Some people actually do use lines to approach someone. I have used them to break the ice in a purely knowing cheesey manner to see the other person groan.
What are the best worst you've heard or used?
'Excuse me, may I see something" (reach into nape of shirt, look at tag).."Just as I thought..Made in Heaven"
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Neki ljudi zapravo koriste linije da priđu nekome. Koristio sam ih da razbijem led na čisto znalački način da vidim kako druga osoba stenje.
Koje su najbolje najgore koje ste čuli ili koristili?
'Izvinite, mogu li da vidim nešto" (posegnite u potiljak, pogledajte oznaku).."Baš kao što sam mislio..Made in Heaven" -
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Some are pretty smooth and some are so funny they charm you, however...."Did you just fart? because you are blowing me away." - this would have to be the worst, because it's definitely not smooth and not even funny.
Neke su prilično glatke, a neke su toliko smešne da te očaraju, međutim..."Jesi li upravo prdnuo? jer me oduševljavaš." - ovo bi moralo biti najgore, jer definitivno nije glatko, pa čak ni smešno.
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- u Nov 22, 09, 12:37:08 PM
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Some are pretty smooth and some are so funny they charm you, however...."Did you just fart? because you are blowing me away." - this would have to be the worst, because it's definitely not smooth and not even funny.
I must be warped - it really made me laugh. However, I don't think I would appreciate it if someone said it to me.
"my face is leaving in 5 minutes - be on it" is an old classic but I've never had it said to me.
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Neke su prilično glatke, a neke su toliko smešne da te očaraju, međutim..."Jesi li upravo prdnuo? jer me oduševljavaš." - ovo bi moralo biti najgore, jer definitivno nije glatko, pa čak ni smešno.
Mora da sam izopačen - stvarno me je nasmejalo. Međutim, mislim da ne bih cenio ako bi mi to neko rekao.
"moje lice odlazi za 5 minuta - budi na njemu" je stari klasik, ali mi to nikada nije rečeno.
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- u Nov 22, 09, 12:39:09 PM
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lol...okay, I admit, it is kind of funny...
Some are pretty smooth and some are so funny they charm you, however...."Did you just fart? because you are blowing me away." - this would have to be the worst, because it's definitely not smooth and not even funny.
I must be warped - it really made me laugh. However, I don't think I would appreciate it if someone said it to me.
"my face is leaving in 5 minutes - be on it" is an old classic but I've never had it said to me.
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lol...ok, priznajem, nekako je smešno...
Neki su prilično glatki, a neki su toliko smešni da vas očaraju, međutim..."Jesi li upravo prdnuo? jer me oduševljavaš." - ovo bi moralo biti najgore, jer definitivno nije glatko, pa čak ni smešno.
Mora da sam izopačen - stvarno me je nasmejalo. Međutim, mislim da ne bih cenio ako bi mi to neko rekao.
"moje lice odlazi za 5 minuta - budi na njemu" je stari klasik, ali mi to nikada nije rečeno.
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- u Nov 22, 09, 03:59:42 PM
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Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Puhlllleeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz!!!
LipsImate li kartu? Samo se gubim u tvojim očima.
Puhlllleeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz!!!
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Heres one that always made me laugh as one of the worst possible.....
"I see you picking your nose, can I offer you a kleenex?"
I don't know why but it makes me laugh.
PMMEvo jednog koji me je uvek zasmejavao kao jedan od najgorih mogućih.....
„Vidim da čačkaš po nosu, mogu li da ti ponudim kleneks?“
Ne znam zašto, ali me zasmejava.
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Here is a good one:
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?Evo jednog dobrog:
Mogu li da te častim pićem ili samo želiš novac? -
I was thinking of redecorating and your clothes would look great on my bedroom floor
Razmišljao sam o preuređenju i tvoja odeća bi izgledala sjajno na podu moje spavaće sobe
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- u Nov 22, 09, 05:08:31 PM
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Lmaooooooooooooo wow.......ya know that line just might work!! Nothing will get my attention more than a sense of humor! .....well almost anything.........wink!!
Heres one that always made me laugh as one of the worst possible.....
"I see you picking your nose, can I offer you a kleenex?"
I don't know why but it makes me laugh.
PMM
LipsLmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......znam da bi ta linija mogla raditi!! Ništa neće privući moju pažnju više od smisla za humor! .....pa skoro sve.........migni!!
Evo jednog koji me je uvek zasmejavao kao jedan od najgorih mogućih.....
„Vidim da čačkaš po nosu, mogu li da ti ponudim kleneks?“
Ne znam zašto, ali me zasmejava.
PMM
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I actually saw a rather unattractive guy wearing a tee shirt that read: "Hello, I F...K on the First Date."
Zapravo sam video prilično neprivlačnog momka koji je nosio majicu na kojoj je pisalo: "Zdravo, ja sam... na prvom sastanku."
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Saw the same one.......cracked me up. Was it a chubby kid?
LipsVidio sam isti.......spucao me. Da li je to bilo bucmasto dete?
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Yes.....I think its on the net somewhere...let me try to find it and post the link!
Da.....mislim da je negde na netu...da probam da ga pronađem i postavim link!
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And the ever so popular.
I know you have to be tired because you have been running through my mind all day.
TonyI uvek tako popularan.
Znam da mora da si umoran jer si mi prolazio kroz misli ceo dan.
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Lips...I found the link:
http://www.funnygallery.net/funny-pictures/825/I-Fuck-On-The-First-Date/
Though, I typed "F... on the first date" in thy Yahoo Search Engine and saw things I should not have seen......Usne...našao sam link:
http://vvv.funnigalleri.net/funni-pictures/825/I-Fuck-On-The-First-Date/
Ipak, otkucao sam "F... na prvom sastanku" u tvoj Iahoo pretraživač i video stvari koje nisam trebao da vidim...... -
Pick up: you know, I have cabfare home on my headboard
Turn down: go home with you? I don't think 2 people can fit under a rockJavi se: znaš, imam taksi kući na uzglavlju
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Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
Tvoj tata mora da je bio pekar, jer imaš najlepši set lepinja koje sam ikada video.
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(lick you thumb, run across yours and her lapel)..'Let's you and me get out of these wet clothes'
(oblizni palac, pretrči preko svog i njenog revera)..'Hajde da ti i ja skinemo ove mokre odeće'
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- u Nov 24, 09, 04:58:36 AM
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(lick you thumb, run across yours and her lapel)..'Let's you and me get out of these wet clothes'
Heh heh - I love it. Never heard that one before.
blue
(oblizni palac, pretrči preko svog i njenog revera)..'Hajde da ti i ja skinemo ove mokre odeće'
He he - sviđa mi se. Nikad to ranije nisam čuo.
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Great legs, what time do they open?
Odlične noge, u koje vreme se otvaraju?
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Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
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Great legs, what time do they open?
Do you use these? I bet you don't.
blue
Tvoj tata mora da je bio pekar, jer imaš najlepši set lepinja koje sam ikada video.
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Odlične noge, u koje vreme se otvaraju?
Da li koristite ove? Kladim se da nećeš.
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DO YOU GUYS:
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b.) GET LAUGHED AT
c.) GET LUCKY ALOT
lmaoJEDNO PITANJE,
DA LI VI DOMCI:
a.) DA SE PUNO ŠAMARATE
b.) NASMEJITE SE
c.) IMAJTE PUNO SREĆE
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lmao, im not so cheesey id use them for serious, lol....i find, 'hi, I'm jay' is just fine as an icebreaker, lol
lmao, ja nisam tako šašav i koristim ih za ozbiljno, lol.... smatram da je 'cao, ja sam soj' sasvim u redu kao ledolomac, lol
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Blue....I don't use them. In fact, I am at a very LOW point in my life about picking anything up. Now days I get excited over parking my car in a tight parking space.
Plave....ne koristim ih. U stvari, ja sam na veoma NISKOJ tački svog života u vezi sa uzimanjem bilo čega. Sada se uzbuđujem zbog parkiranja automobila na uskom parkingu.
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Hvala na objavi od:
Blue....I don't use them. In fact, I am at a very LOW point in my life about picking anything up. Now days I get excited over parking my car in a tight parking space.
Awwww. Big hug for you.
blue
Plave....ne koristim ih. U stvari, ja sam na veoma NISKOJ tački svog života u vezi sa uzimanjem bilo čega. Sada se uzbuđujem zbog parkiranja automobila na uskom parkingu.
Avvvv. Veliki zagrljaj za tebe.
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Well the worst.. and the best, and the funniest.. was..
"Nice shoes, wanna F**K?"...
I'm not saying no more.. :-\Pa najgore.. i najbolje, i najsmešnije.. je bilo..
"Lepe cipele, hoćeš da se jebeš?"...
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Don't beat about the bush, just get to the point
Ever heard anyone use that?
blueNe lupajte o žbunju, samo pređite na stvar
Jeste li ikada čuli da neko to koristi?
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To a girl whose name you know (ie, um Cathy)..'F**k me if I'm wrong, but isnt your name Sue?'
Devojci čije ime znaš (tj. Keti).. 'Jebi me ako grešim, ali ti se ne zoveš Su?'
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If you were a booger I’d pick you first
Da si budala, ja bih tebe prvo izabrao
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If i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me.
Yes..very cheesy
TonyDa ti kažem da imaš lepo telo, da li bi mi to zamerio.
Da..veoma sirast
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"Com'on, faster tomato.. Ketchup.."
lol.. im just kidding... really i am"Hajde, brži paradajz.. Kečap.."
lol.. samo se šalim... stvarno jesam
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