Hiya LCB’ers,
I was driving one morning and through the rear view mirror I see a squad behind me in the distance. Immediately I slam on my brakes to slow down, regardless if I am doing the speed limit or not!
For sure I know I am busted. He saw me on my cell phone…….my music was too loud. I didn’t use a turn signal when I changed lanes. What did I do?? I look through my rear view mirrror again and he is gaining speed on me.
Please tell me I replaced my current insurance card in my glove box. I look under the visor where I keep the spare card and it says EXPIRED! It is at home in the drawer!!! Oh this is great….here he comes….he is flying now. He is in hot pursuit to nail me for some violation. Afraid to even look through my mirror now I know he is riding my bumper. Any second now I am going to hear his siren.
Now I am in a panic, he is expects me to just pull over. I take a quick peek through the rear view mirror one more time………it’s a TAXI!!!!!!!!
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- u Apr 17, 10, 06:47:30 PM
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Zdravo LCB'ers,
Vozio sam se jednog jutra i kroz retrovizor vidim odred iza sebe u daljini. Odmah stisnem na kočnicu da usporim, bez obzira da li radim ograničenje brzine ili ne!
Sigurno znam da sam uhapšen. Video me je na mom mobilnom telefonu…….moja muzika je bila preglasna. Nisam koristio žmigavac kada sam menjao traku. Šta sam uradio?? Pogledam ponovo kroz retrovizor i on me ubrzava.
Recite mi da sam zamenio svoju trenutnu karticu osiguranja u pretincu za rukavice. Pogledam ispod vizira gde držim rezervnu karticu i piše ISTEKLO! Kod kuće je u fioci!!! Oh, ovo je sjajno… evo ga dolazi… on sada leti. On je u poteri da me uhvati za neki prekršaj. Plašim se čak i da pogledam kroz ogledalo sada znam da on vozi moj branik. Svakog trenutka ću čuti njegovu sirenu.
Sada sam u panici, on očekuje da se samo zaustavim. Još jednom brzo provirim kroz retrovizor………to je TAKSI!!!!!!!!
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- u Apr 17, 10, 07:01:10 PM
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Ahahaha... i've had that happen tooooo... omg that sucks, after all that, your heart is racing, your minds all frenzied, you are a nervous wreck... and then mad at the Taxi for being just a taxi. "Why are Taxis looking like cop cars?!?!?" But then again releived thats all it was.. wheeewww.. makes you think though.. "i better straighten up, if i'm doing nothing wrong i have and have everything right i have nothing to worry about" I think when these things happen it's a sign or warning to do so. Next time it might not be a taxi!
Ahahaha... i to mi se desiloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo kao... omg to je sranje, nakon svega toga, srce ti juri, umovi su ti pomahnitali, živčana si olupina... i onda ljuta na taksi što si samo taksi. "Zašto taksiji izgledaju kao pandurska kola?!?!?" Ali onda opet releished to je sve što je bilo.. vheeevvv.. tera te na razmišljanje.. "bolje da se ispravim, ako ne radim ništa loše, imam i sve je u redu, nemam o čemu da brinem" pomislim kada ove stvari desi se da je to znak ili upozorenje da to uradite. Sledeći put možda neće biti taksi!
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- u Apr 17, 10, 07:18:00 PM
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How about when they come flying up behind you with their flashers going and sirens blaring, your looking for a way to pull over as soon as you can, and then they go flying by you at about 100 miles an hour. PHEWWWW.....LOL.....
You were not the one in trouble, you were just the one in the way.....
PMMŠta kažete na to kada dolete iza vas sa svojim bljeskalicama i sirenama, vi tražite način da stanete što pre, a onda oni prolete pored vas brzinom od oko 100 milja na sat. PHEVVVV..... LOL.....
Nisi ti bio taj u nevolji, ti si samo bio na putu.....
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