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  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    guilty

    have you ever pee'd in the pool and pretended like nothing happened?

    kriv

    da li ste ikada piškili u bazenu i pretvarali se kao da se ništa nije dogodilo?

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Guilty

    Have you ever made a sex tape?


    :-*

    Kriv

    Da li ste ikada snimili seks snimak?


    :-*

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    not guilty,

    have you ever cried (or wanted to cry) while sitting on the toilet in middle of the night, half sleep because of your diarrhea?

    nije kriv,

    da li ste ikada plakali (ili hteli da plačete) dok ste sedeli u toaletu usred noći, napola spavali zbog dijareje?

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    Lmaoooooo taaa.......now that one took some imagination! Not guilty but close....i have been so sick with the room spinning after one too many cocktails hug the toilet though.

    Have you ever went caca in your pants?
    Lmaoooooo taaa.......sada je trebalo malo mašte! Nisam kriv, ali blizu.... tako mi je muka od sobe koja se vrti nakon što je previše koktela zagrlio toalet.

    Da li ste ikada bili caca u pantalonama?
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    guilty.  I was 6y.o.  I held it for the entire 12 long blocks walking home from school.  We lived upstairs.  Something about climbing stairs made it too difficult for me to hold out any longer because by the time I reached the top stair, my poop had reached my ankles.  I was the saddest boy that day.

    Have you ever considered the sleek and elegant design of the OHMiBOD?  lmao

    kriv. Imao sam 6 godina Držao sam ga čitavih 12 dugih blokova hodajući kući iz škole. Živeli smo gore. Nešto u vezi sa penjanjem uz stepenice mi je otežalo izdržavanje, jer dok sam stigao do gornjeg stepeništa, moja kakica je stigla do mojih članaka. Bio sam najtužniji dečak tog dana.

    Da li ste ikada razmišljali o elegantnom i elegantnom dizajnu OHMiBOD-a? lmao

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    lmaooo

    Guilty shocked


    Have you ever paid for sex?

    hahahhaha


    :-*

    lmaooo

    Kriv shocked


    Da li ste ikada platili za seks?

    hahahhaha


    :-*

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    not guilty.

    Have you ever been paid for sex?

    The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.--Brendan Behan

    nije kriv.

    Da li ste ikada bili plaćeni za seks?

    Velika razlika između seksa za novac i seksa besplatno je u tome što seks za novac obično košta mnogo manje.--Brendan Behan

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Not guilty..


    Have you ever played naked twister?
    haha

    :-*

    Nije kriv..


    Da li ste ikada igrali goli tvister?
    haha

    :-*

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    not guilty.

    have you ever participated in group sex?  ahhaha

    nije kriv.

    da li ste ikada učestvovali u grupnom seksu? ahhaha

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Not guilty


    Have you ever been to jail?


    :-*

    Nije kriv


    Jeste li ikada bili u zatvoru?


    :-*

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    not guilty, my being in a jails have always been me visiting

    have you ever been or seen anyone you know on the show 'Cheaters?'

    nisam kriv, moj boravak u zatvoru me je uvek posećivao

    da li ste ikada bili ili videli nekoga koga poznajete u emisiji 'Cheaters?'

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Not guilty


    Have you ever known somebody that was on Jerry Springer, or Maury?

    haha


    :-*

    Nije kriv


    Da li ste ikada poznavali nekoga ko je bio na Džeriju Springeru ili Mauriju?

    haha


    :-*

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Not Guilty, but i have to say... some of the people i know should be on those shows!!!

    Have you ever pee'd in a circle?

    Nisam kriv, ali moram da kažem... neki od ljudi koje poznajem bi trebalo da budu u tim emisijama!!!

    Da li ste ikada piškili u krug?

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    guilty, lmao

    have you ever gone poo in the ocean?

    kriv, lmao

    da li ste ikada bili u okeanu?

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Not guilty.. scared a shark might come up and bite my butt sad

    Have you ever while eating spit a piece a food in someones face?

    Nisam kriv.. uplašen da bi ajkula mogla doći i ugristi me za dupe sad

    Da li ste ikada dok jedete pljunuli komad hrane nekome u lice?

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    LMAO

    Guilty

    Have you ever eaten a bug?


    :-*

    LMAO

    Kriv

    Da li ste ikada jeli bubu?


    :-*

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    guilty

    have you ever enjoyed being bitten?

    kriv

    da li ste ikada uživali u ugrizu?

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Guilty

    Have you ever been spanked?
    (as an adult)


    :-*

    Kriv

    Da li ste ikada bili udareni?
    (kao odraslu osobu)


    :-*

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    ROFL

    not gulity, lmao

    have you ever spanked somebody?
    (as an adult) lol

    ROFL

    ne krivica, lmao

    jesi li ikad udario nekoga?
    (kao odrasla osoba) lol

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Not Guilty hahahah


    Have you ever dreamt of someone you talk to online?


    (ishin you were in my dream last night shocked , but since I don't know what you look like, I couldn't see your face..lmao)


    :-*

    Nije kriv hahahah


    Da li ste ikada sanjali nekoga sa kim razgovarate na mreži?


    (ishin bio si u mom snu sinoć shocked , ali pošto ne znam kako izgledaš, nisam mogao da ti vidim lice..lmao)


    :-*

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    guilty,  all the time

    have you ever been known to sleepwalk?

    kriv, sve vreme

    da li ste ikada bili poznati da hodate u snu?

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Guilty

    Have you ever snuck into the movies?


    :-*

    Kriv

    Da li ste se ikada ušunjali u bioskop?


    :-*

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    guilty

    have you ever been caught 'ditching' school?

    kriv

    da li ste ikada bili uhvaćeni kako 'odbacujete' školu?

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Guilty and was taken to juvie lmao


    Have you ever stolen a car?


    :-*

    Kriv i odveden u maloletničku lmao


    Da li ste ikada ukrali auto?


    :-*

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    not guilty but someone stole my car once... :'(

    Have you ever cut your hair off out of anger?

    nisam kriv ali mi je neko jednom ukrao auto... :'(

    Da li ste ikada ošišali kosu iz besa?

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    not guilty,...although, I have chopped off all my hair with hair clippers on a hot day to cool off

    Have you ever slacked off with self-grooming to the point that your pubic area looked like Einstein?



    nisam kriv,...mada sam po toplom danu svu kosu otkinuo makazama da se ohladim

    Da li ste se ikada opustili sa negovanjem do te mere da je vaše stidno područje izgledalo kao Ajnštajn?



  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Not Guilty (yuck) I keep myself nicely groomed in my areas never know when you gonna meet that one of a kind love affair, the one!

    Have you ever stole beer off a beer truck?

    Nije kriv (fuj) Ja se lepo održavam u svojim oblastima nikad ne znam kada ćeš upoznati tu jedinstvenu ljubavnu vezu, onu!

    Da li ste ikada ukrali pivo iz kamiona?

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Not guilty


    Have you ever played with a ouija board?


    :-*

    Nije kriv


    Da li ste se ikada igrali sa tablom za ouija?


    :-*

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Guilty and it scared me, never touched it again..

    You ever spied or peeked at your neighbors?

    Kriv i uplašio me, nikad ga više nisam dodirnuo..

    Da li ste ikada špijunirali ili zavirili u svoje komšije?

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Guilty lmao

    Have you ever broken a bone?


    :-*

    Guilti lmao

    Jesi li ikada slomio kost?


    :-*

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Guilty my middle finger 2 times, once playing softball the other my boyfriend was chasing me i slipped and fell and slid into a small step at the same time he fell not having proper stepping on the curb caught his toes and broke 4 for them, both of us at the hospital all mad at each other...

    Have you ever dived into the ocean at night?

    Kriv mi je srednji prst 2 puta, jednom kada sam igrao softbol drugi moj dečko me je jurio, okliznula sam se i pala i skliznula u mali korak u isto vreme, on je pao bez odgovarajućeg gaženja na ivičnjaku uhvatio je prste i slomio 4 za njih, oboje od nas u bolnici svi ljuti jedni na druge...

    Da li ste ikada zaronili u okean noću?

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    not guilty, never seen the ocean.

    Have you ever driven a car with your knees?

    nije kriv, nikad nisam video okean.

    Da li ste ikada vozili auto sa kolenima?

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    In pitch black night I rode on my bicycle with a beer in one hand and a cell phone in the other hand and survived it, but in terms of mortality, compared to a car:

    not guilty

    Did you ever manipulate your tv set so that your spouse couldn´t watch these soaps anymore?

    U mrkloj noći vozio sam se na biciklu sa pivom u jednoj i mobilnim u drugoj ruci i preživeo to, ali po mortalitetu, u poređenju sa automobilom:

    nije kriv

    Da li ste ikada manipulisali svojim televizorom tako da vaš supružnik više ne može da gleda ove sapune?

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    LMAO

    Not Guilty


    Have you ever lied about being sick to your boss?


    :-*

    LMAO

    Nije kriv


    Da li ste ikada lagali da ste bolesni svom šefu?


    :-*

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    guilty

    Have you ever egged or TP'd someones house?

    kriv

    Da li ste ikada upalili jajima ili TP'd nečiju kuću?

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    Guilty!!!!!!!!!!

    Have you ever picked your nose while driving?

    Lips
    Kriv!!!!!!!!!!!

    Da li ste ikada čačkali po nosu tokom vožnje?

    Usne
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Guilty


    Have you ever spit in someones food?  lips_sealed


    :-*

    Kriv


    Da li ste ikada pljuvali u nečiju hranu? lips_sealed


    :-*

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    not guilty

    Have you ever hit a cat/ dog while driving and continued on without stopping?

    nije kriv

    Da li ste ikada udarili mačku/psa tokom vožnje i nastavili dalje bez zaustavljanja?

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Not Guilty i would be devastated, my dad did and almost cried he was so heartbroke.. it was an accident..

    Have you ever swapped ?

    Nisam kriv, bio bih shrvan, moj tata jeste i skoro je plakao da je bio tako slomljenog srca.. to je bila nesreća..

    Da li ste se ikada zamenili?

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    not guilty

    have you ever eaten your dog or cat's food?

    nije kriv

    da li ste ikada jeli hranu svog psa ili mačke?

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Guilty it was cat food and my brother told me it was good acting like he was eating it i was a little girl so i tried it, my mom had a fit.. lmao

    Have you ever thought about sex with an animal?

    Kriv što je bila mačja hrana i moj brat mi je rekao da se dobro ponašao kao da je jede ja sam bila mala devojčica pa sam probala, mama je imala napad.. lmao

    Da li ste ikada razmišljali o seksu sa životinjom?

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    ???

    Not Guilty
    lol

    Have you ever farted during sex?
    lmaoooooo


    :-*

    ???

    Nije kriv
    lol

    Da li ste ikada prdnuli tokom seksa?
    lmaoooooo


    :-*

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    rofl

    guilty,  needed to decompress  lol

    have you ever used fruits and/ or vegetables during sex?




    rofl

    kriv, potrebno za dekompresiju lol

    da li ste ikada koristili voće i/ili povrće tokom seksa?




  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Not guilty

    wow that picture caught me off guard for a sec..lmao

    Have you ever laughed so hard you peed yourself?


    :-*

    Nije kriv

    vau ta slika me je zatekla nespremnog na sekund..lmao

    Da li ste se ikada toliko smejali da ste se piškili?


    :-*

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