Hiya LCB'ers,
Our mailman never lets us down. Come rain, shine, blizzards or sub zero weather conditions the mailman never seems to fail us. This is a mail person that comes to our door 6 days a week. He is the only stranger allowed through our gates, up our walks, to our doors to deliver us mail. He is the most relied upon and yet the most hated by every pet owner!
We don’t think twice about his integrity, after all he is a US postal worker right? Not unless Juan Fonseca from Florida is delivering your mail. He was arrested for delivering packages of drugs to empty houses along his route.
Not only that, but he was sampling the cocaine he delivered while driving and steering with his knees!! In addition to that he caught stealing money from Christmas cards and DVD’s from Netflix mailers.
How well do you know your mailman?
Lips
Koliko dobro poznajete svog poštara?
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- u Mar 30, 10, 11:06:22 AM
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Zdravo LCB'ers,
Naš poštar nas nikada ne izneveri. U slučaju kiše, sjaja, mećava ili vremenskih uslova ispod nule izgleda da nas poštar nikada neće izneveriti. Ovo je poštar koji dolazi na naša vrata 6 dana u nedelji. On je jedini stranac koji je dozvoljen kroz naše kapije, uz naše šetnje, do naših vrata da nam isporučuje poštu. Na njega se najviše oslanja, a ipak najviše mrzi svaki vlasnik kućnog ljubimca!
Ne razmišljamo dvaput o njegovom integritetu, na kraju krajeva, on je američki poštanski radnik, zar ne? Ne osim ako Huan Fonseca sa Floride ne isporučuje vašu poštu. On je uhapšen zbog dostave paketa droge u prazne kuće duž svoje rute.
I ne samo to, nego je uzorkovao kokain koji je isporučio dok je vozio i upravljao kolenima!! Pored toga, uhvatio je u krađi novca sa božićnih čestitki i DVD-a od Netflik mailera.
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Usne
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- Imagin.ation
- u Mar 30, 10, 12:52:14 PM
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Well.. i umm.. umm.. i dated my mailman, but i couldn't resist he was so so so handsome, long ponytailed hair, nice tan legs, a light mustache and goatee, he'd wear them tight mailman shorts, his booty looking so muscular.. OMG i drooled at my mailman.. im so ashamed. I was that Fifi poodle out to get him...
Pa.. ja hm.. hm.. izlazila sam sa svojim poštarom, ali nisam mogla da odolim da je bio tako tako zgodan, duga kosa sa konjskim repom, lepe preplanule noge, svetli brkovi i kozja bradica, da je nosio te uske poštarske šorceve , njegov plen izgleda tako mišićav.. OMG slinio sam na svog poštara.. tako me je sramota. Ja sam bila ona fifi pudlica da ga uhvatim...
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- u Mar 30, 10, 01:08:52 PM
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Can't get much closer to your mailman than that! Lol
Ne možete se približiti vašem poštaru od toga! Lol
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- u Mar 30, 10, 01:24:25 PM
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Imagin don't stop there!! Do tell the saga of imagin/tight shorts affair!!
LipsZamislite, nemojte stati tamo!! Ispričajte sagu o aferi imagin/uskih šortsova!!
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- tyesmommy
- u Mar 30, 10, 01:55:48 PM
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Yeah, did you let him lick your stamps?
Seal your envelope?
Did he carry a nice package?
Sorry, I couldn't resist.Da, jesi li mu dozvolio da liže tvoje marke?
Zapečati svoju kovertu?
Da li je nosio lep paket?
Izvini, nisam mogao da odolim. -
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- u Mar 30, 10, 02:30:53 PM
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Yes, everything was just as nice on the inside/underside as what was on the outside, he was sweet. I'd find roses in my mailbox, little presents and cards, very good man. I got cold feet into the relationship, he was thinking marriage, i was thinking i'm not ready. It's what he was looking for and going for with me. My stubborn stupidity, hurt his feelings and he kind of just.. let off me. Now he is seeing another woman, but i know that if i ever change my mind, he'll be back.. and i just might lol
In fact i think i'll give him a call... oooooo i'm so evil....Da, sve je bilo jednako lepo iznutra/spodnje kao i ono što je bilo spolja, bio je sladak. Našla bih ruže u poštanskom sandučetu, male poklone i čestitke, veoma dobar čovek. Ja sam se ohladila u vezi, on je razmišljao o braku, ja sam mislila da nisam spremna. To je ono što je tražio i šta je išao sa mnom. Moja tvrdoglava glupost, povredila je njegova osećanja i on me je jednostavno... pustio. Sada se viđa sa drugom ženom, ali znam da ako se ikada predomislim, on će se vratiti.. i možda bih lol
U stvari, mislim da ću ga nazvati... ooooo, tako sam zao.... -
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- u Mar 30, 10, 04:07:35 PM
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Oh my i feel a new thread in the works..........imagin and her big package!!!Oh, osećam da je nova nit u radu.......... zamisli i njen veliki paket!!! -
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- wnanhee
- u Mar 30, 10, 04:53:43 PM
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My mail man is a old guy and he is mean!!!
Every time I see him, I say hello but he ignores me and walk away...
No,sir...my postman don't ring my door bell twice!!!Moj poštar je star i zao je!!!
Svaki put kad ga vidim, pozdravim, ali on me ignoriše i ode...
Ne, gospodine...moj poštar ne zvoni dvaput na moja vrata!!! -
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- drpsyce38
- u Mar 31, 10, 07:01:56 AM
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Well, Lips, I am afraid your question is just a tad bit sexist. Haha! My mailman is a mail WOMAN. And she is hot! I am glad the weather is turning warmer because that means she'll be showing off her legs again. I just kick back on the front porch with my favorite cocktail and watch her strut the mail up and down my street.
Pa, Lips, bojim se da je tvoje pitanje samo malo seksističko. Haha! Moj poštar je ŽENA. A ona je vrela! Drago mi je što je vreme toplije jer to znači da će ponovo pokazati noge. Samo se tresnem na verandu sa svojim omiljenim koktelom i gledam je kako raznosi poštu gore-dole po mojoj ulici.
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- genenco
- u Mar 31, 10, 01:52:06 PM
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Well, I live in one of those new community housing things and so all the mailboxes (Small and tight) are oin one area.
We never got to know ours as the mailbox was a good 60 yds away (Big lawn) but I remember one day it's pouring rain, this mail vehicle pulls up in driveway and starts honking. I opened second door and stood there, the mailperson motioned me to come to them...I shook my head pointing to the sky, they went into reverse I whipped out a pad and began writing their vehicle number down.
They rammed it back into drive and came back up and she got out mad as you know what and proceeded to demand I pay for a package she was delivering to the wrong address!!
I laughingly told her to re-check the address... Man she got furious!! (And soaked by this time) and went back to her vehicle and threw the package into it, got in cursing and left. Never saw her again...;DPa, ja živim u jednoj od onih novih stambenih jedinica u zajednici i tako su svi poštanski sandučići (mali i tesni) u jednom području.
Nikada nismo upoznali naše jer je poštansko sanduče bilo udaljeno dobrih 60 jardi (veliki travnjak), ali sećam se da je jednog dana kiša padala, ovo poštansko vozilo se zaustavlja na prilazu i počinje da trubi. Otvorio sam druga vrata i stajao tamo, poštar mi je pokazao da dođem do njih... Odmahnuo sam glavom pokazujući ka nebu, oni su krenuli u rikverc, izvadio sam blok i počeo da im zapisujem broj vozila.
Vratili su ga u pogon i vratili se, a ona se razbesnela kao znaš šta i nastavila da zahteva da platim paket koji je dostavljala na pogrešnu adresu!!
Ja sam joj kroz smeh rekao da ponovo proveri adresu... Čoveče, pobesnela je!! (I potopljena do ovog trenutka) i vratila se do svog vozila i bacila paket u njega, opsovala i otišla. Nikad je više nisam video...;D
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