Ahhhh...its good to be back on U.S. soil!
My mission trip with Rev. Denise was a fantasy come true. With all the lucious signals exchanged between us prior to our departure and the promise of sharing a hut with my dream woman, I was SO ready to go.
We packed the bus for the airport. Denise was looking quite spiffy in her form fitting Tommy Jeans, UCLA sweat shirt and North Face jacket. Her hair was extra stunning and bouncy and had a nice, fresh smell. I couldn't breath her in enough. Her husband, Becker, drove the bus to drop us off at the airport. As expected, this caveman ran the bus up on a curb bursting one of the tires. We had to walk with our luggage and supplies over a quarter mile to the terminal. He just kept saying "dudes, I am so totally sorry!" What a meat head.
Finally, Becker was gone and I was walking with Denise through the terminal. She looked at me and said "I am so glad you are going." Oh, man...her lips were glistening wet when she said that. I was so glad I was going too. We checked our bags and headed off through security. Now, you all know airport security. TSA workers think they are FBI agents. Give someone a badge and they think they are James Bond!
As I went through security and was putting my shoes back on I heard a voice behind me say...."Ma'am do you have a perscription for these?" I looked behind me and was seized with HORROR!!!! To make an aweful story mercifully short, the TSA caught Denise with over 200 pills of Oxycontin! No Rx!!! That's right folks...Hillybilly heroin! Rev. Denise was taken into custody.
I climbed aboard the airplane crushed! To make it worse I was in the middle seat between a fishy smelling woman and a man who ate one oily, sloppy sandwich after another! It was the longest flight of my life......this could have been a new form of CIA tourture!
We took a hot bus to El Peje for the mission project. No advance supplies had been sent, so we had to sit around for four days with little to do.
Now, my roomates (sans Denise!) were the Bible Thumber and the 300 pound woman. Bible Thumper caught a bad case of diarrhea and stunk the hut up. He blew up every pair of shorts he had! He asked to borrow my new Ralph Lauren khahki shorts, but I told him to drop dead. The OBESE woman gave me a horrible fright, too. I got a FULL VIEW of her coming out of the shower...naked! NAKED! My Lord! I worry something happen to my brain that triggered the eqivalent of chemical castration! She must own the record for the most moles, warts and skin tags per bodily sqaure inch!
The supplies arrived and we did get a couple days work in. That was good, ultimately that is why we were there and it made the time pass faster so I could finally get HOME!
I was devasted. My dream and fantasy came to a crashing hault. When we arrived back home, I learned Rev. Denise has been forced on "indefinate leave of absence." Becker has just disappeared.
To drown my sorrows I leave in the morning for Atlantic City! I need some gambling therapy NOW! I may need to watch some strippers for a couple of hours to clear my head of Obese Woman.
***Doc shakes his fist in the sky at the Lord and cries out "Why God? Whhhhhyyyy????"
Vratio sam se! Misija Kostarike, Rev. Denise....putovanje iz feakin' HELL !!!!
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Original Prevod Prevedeno saAhhhh...dobro je vratiti se na tlu SAD!
Moje misijsko putovanje sa Rev. Denise je bilo ostvarenje fantazije. Sa svim slatkim signalima koje smo razmenili pre našeg odlaska i obećanjem da ću deliti kolibu sa ženom iz snova, bio sam TAKO spreman da krenem.
Spakovali smo autobus za aerodrom. Deniz je izgledala prilično raskošno u svojoj formi koja je pristajala Tommi Jeans, UCLA duksu i North Face jakni. Kosa joj je bila izuzetno zadivljujuća i živahna i imala je lep, svež miris. Nisam mogao da je udahnem dovoljno. Njen muž, Beker, vozio je autobus da nas ostavi na aerodromu. Kao što se i očekivalo, ovaj pećinski čovek je potrčao autobusom na ivičnjak i puknuo je jedna od guma. Morali smo hodati sa našim prtljagom i zalihama više od četvrt milje do terminala. Samo je stalno govorio "drugari, tako mi je potpuno žao!" Kakva mesna glava.
Konačno, Becker je otišao, a ja sam šetao sa Denise kroz terminal. Pogledala me je i rekla: "Tako mi je drago što ideš." Oh, čoveče... usne su joj blistale kada je to rekla. I meni je bilo drago da idem. Proverili smo torbe i krenuli kroz obezbeđenje. Sada, svi znate bezbednost aerodroma. Radnici TSA misle da su agenti FBI. Dajte nekome značku i oni misle da je Džejms Bond!
Dok sam prolazio kroz obezbeđenje i ponovo obuvao cipele, čuo sam glas iza sebe kako govori... "Gospođo, imate li opis za ovo?" Pogledao sam iza sebe i obuzeo me UŽAS!!!! Da skratimo strašnu priču, TSA je uhvatio Deniz sa preko 200 tableta Okicontina! No Rk!!! Tako je ljudi...Hillibilli heroin! Rev. Denise je privedena.
Popeo sam se u avion slomljen! Da bude još gore, bio sam na srednjem sedištu između žene mirisa na ribu i muškarca koji je jeo jedan masni, aljkavi sendvič za drugim! Bio je to najduži let u mom životu......ovo je mogao biti novi oblik CIA turneje!
Oteli smo vrućim autobusom do El Pejea za projekat misije. Nisu poslate nikakve unapred zalihe, tako da smo morali da sedimo četiri dana bez mnogo posla.
Sada, moji cimeri (bez Deniz!) su bili Biblijski Palčić i žena od 300 funti. Bible Thumper je uhvatio težak slučaj dijareje i zasmrdio kolibu. Razneo je svaki šorts koji je imao! Tražio je da pozajmi moje nove Ralph Lauren khaki kratke hlače, ali sam mu rekao da padne mrtav. Gojazna žena me je takođe užasno uplašila. Vidio sam je u potpunosti kako izlazi iz tuša...gola! NAKED! O Bože! Brinem se da se nešto desilo mom mozgu što je izazvalo ekvivalent hemijskoj kastraciji! Ona mora da poseduje rekord za najviše mladeža, bradavica i oznaka na koži po kvadratnom inču tela!
Zalihe su stigle i dobili smo par dana posla. To je bilo dobro, na kraju smo zato bili tamo i to je ubrzalo vreme da sam mogao da se vratim KUĆI!
Bio sam shrvan. Moj san i fantazija su se srušili. Kada smo se vratili kući, saznao sam da je časna Deniz bila primorana na „neodređeno odsustvo“. Beker je upravo nestao.
Da utopim tugu, odlazim ujutru u Atlantik Siti! Treba mi terapija kockanjem SADA! Možda ću morati da gledam neke striptizete nekoliko sati da pročistim glavu od gojazne žene.
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OOOH MMMMYYYY GOOOOODNESSSSSS..
you poor poor man...
you're gonna need more then therapy.. maybe shock treatment...
good gosh all mighty bee geeezzzzzzOOOH MMMMIIII GOOOODNESSSSSS..
ti jadni jadni čovek...
trebaće ti više od terapije.. možda šok tretman...
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- u Dec 13, 09, 02:26:09 PM
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Wow what a disaster. What can I say.
What on earth possessed her to be carrying drugs. So the "not so squeaky clean" rev. has shocked you I'm guessing.
A stinky hut and a naked woman you don't want to see naked - the mind boggles.
Bad luck and sorry it was so awful. I hope you have better fun in Atlantic City.
blueVau kakva katastrofa. Šta mogu da kažem.
Ono što ju je zaboga nateralo da nosi drogu. Dakle, "ne tako škripavo čisto" rev. pretpostavljam da vas je šokirao.
Smrdljiva koliba i gola žena koju ne želiš da vidiš golu - um se grči.
Loša sreća i izvini što je bilo tako strašno. Nadam se da ćete se bolje zabaviti u Atlantik Sitiju.
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- u Dec 13, 09, 02:34:35 PM
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Hi Doc,
First of all i must say Welcome back!!! I so missed our romantic jester!!! While you were gone not visions of sugar plums danced in our heads, but rather lips of red wine and salty nuts loomed in the air for our resident doc!
The doom, the gloom.....the crowd sighs in disbelief as the serendipity connection was some how lost at the hands of our homeland security.
She is disappears........but the signs are everywhere. On every street corner...on every magazine you pick up....to every billboard you see! She is there........her flame still burns an internal ember within you.
Disappeared.........not a chance!! Listen closely.......she whispers your name......she will be back and you will conquer your damsel in distress!
LipsZdravo doktore,
Pre svega moram da kažem Dobrodošli nazad!!! Tako mi je nedostajala naša romantična luda!!! Dok vas nije bilo, u našim glavama nisu plesale vizije šećernih šljiva, već su se usne crnog vina i slanih orašastih plodova nadvijale u vazduhu za našeg doktora!
Propast, sumor...... gomila uzdiše u neverici jer je slučajno veza nekako izgubljena u rukama naše domovinske bezbednosti.
Ona je nestala........ali znaci su svuda. Na svakom uglu ulice...na svakom časopisu koji uzmete....na svakom bilbordu koji vidite! Ona je tamo........ njen plamen još uvek gori unutrašnji žar u vama.
Nestao.........nema šanse!! Slušaj pažljivo.......ona šapuće tvoje ime......vratiće se i ti ćeš pobediti svoju devojku u nevolji!
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- u Dec 13, 09, 02:36:45 PM
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Ouch!! 200 oxys??
I won't dis the rev, but THAT'S a bit unusual!!
Maybe someone from above saved your ass (and Soul) from major trangression and a jail term??
The experiences later almost made me urp my Cheetos...Ouch!! 200 okis??
Neću da odbacujem obrt, ali to je malo neobično!!
Možda ti je neko odozgo spasao guzicu (i Dušu) od velikog prestupa i zatvorske kazne??
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Wow...sorry to hear that! At least you were able to get some work done which was really the whole purpose of going in the first place right...Just to bad you couldn't help yourself while you were helping others....lol, Good Luck in A.C.! Oh and wlecome back!!
Vau...žao mi je što to čujem! Barem ste uspeli da obavite neki posao što je zapravo bila cela svrha da se u prvi mah krenete kako treba... Šteta što niste mogli da pomognete sebi dok ste pomagali drugima....lol, srećno u AC ! Oh i dobro došao nazad!!
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- u Dec 13, 09, 05:32:03 PM
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Hey, it's a fate better than a lightening strike. Stay away from the married ones. Especially if they're Holy. lol
Hej, to je bolja sudbina od udara groma. Kloni se oženjenih. Pogotovo ako su sveti. lol
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- u Dec 13, 09, 05:53:32 PM
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Wow...sorry to hear that! At least you were able to get some work done which was really the whole purpose of going in the first place right...Just to bad you couldn't help yourself while you were helping others....lol, Good Luck in A.C.! Oh and wlecome back!!
hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! good one satan...help yourself while helping others...hahahahaha
OMG Doc...this has been the funniest story i have ever read..
i really am sorry it didn't work out...it was getting interesting, when you didn't sound like a stalker ;D
i never would have wished anything like that on you, you poor b******. i don't know which part was worse, but it was all so funny.
i am not really a judgemental person doc...but karma is a bitch, isn't it. i have learned this all too well myself, somethings god doesn't seem to have a sense of humor about.
i try to live accordingly. lol ;D
Vau...žao mi je što to čujem! Barem ste uspeli da obavite neki posao što je zapravo bila cela svrha da se u prvi mah krenete kako treba... Šteta što niste mogli da pomognete sebi dok ste pomagali drugima....lol, srećno u AC ! Oh i dobro došao nazad!!
hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! dobri sotono...pomozi sebi dok pomažeš drugima...hahahahaha
OMG Doc...ovo je bila najsmešnija priča koju sam ikada pročitao..
stvarno mi je žao što nije ispalo...postajalo je zanimljivo, kad nisi zvučao kao progonitelj ;D
Nikada ti tako nešto ne bih poželeo, jadna kučko. ne znam koji je deo bio gori, ali sve je bilo tako smešno.
Ja zapravo nisam osoba koja osuđuje doktore...ali karma je kučka, zar ne. I sam sam ovo naučio previše dobro, nešto oko čega Bog izgleda nema smisla za humor.
trudim se da živim u skladu sa tim. lol ;D
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- u Dec 13, 09, 07:49:58 PM
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Oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...............
I have 2 confess I've been anxiously awaiting your return so that we could all find out what happened......
Mannnnnnnnnnnn, I can't BELIEVE that stuff!!!! So sorry things turned out the way they did......
I'm not the best Christian out there, but I've learned that God most certainly has a plan....... EVERYTHING happens 4 a reason. So perhaps it's best u found all this out now b4 things got REALLY hot & heavy..
I will continue 2 eagerly await your updates.... take care of yourself... and WELCOME BACKO moj iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.............
Priznajem da sam sa nestrpljenjem čekao tvoj povratak kako bismo svi mogli da saznamo šta se dogodilo......
Mannnnnnnnnnn, ne mogu da VERUJEM u te stvari!!!! Žao mi je što su stvari ispale onako kako su ispale.....
Nisam najbolji hrišćanin tamo, ali sam naučio da Bog sigurno ima plan....... SVE se dešava 4 razlog. Dakle, možda je najbolje da otkriješ sve ovo sada b4 stvari su postale ZAISTA vruće i teške..
Nastaviću 2 sa nestrpljenjem iščekujem vaša ažuriranja.... pazite na sebe... i DOBRODOŠLI NAZAD -
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blueday...you bleeped me
you bleeped bas***d but not bitch
too funny
i guess its acceptable to be a bitch, but not a bas***d, huh??
hahahahahahahahahahahabluedai...ti si me bleeved
ti si bleeed bas***d ali ne kučko
previše smešno
Pretpostavljam da je prihvatljivo biti kučka, ali ne i budala, a??
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- u Dec 13, 09, 09:18:09 PM
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I appreciate the empathy folks....and yeah, it is a bit funny. Thanks for helping me see the humor in it!
I am cashing in a CD in the morning and headin' off for some AC therapy!!!!Cenim empatiju ljudi....i da, malo je smešno. Hvala što ste mi pomogli da vidim humor u njemu!
Unovčim CD ujutru i idem na terapiju AC!!!! -
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Good luck to you doc...........we will anxiously wait to see what this trip brings!!
LipsSrećno vam doc...........sa nestrpljenjem ćemo čekati da vidimo šta ovo putovanje donosi!!
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- u Dec 13, 09, 09:46:28 PM
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Good Luck Doc!!
You deserve it after that torture!!Srećno doktore!!
Zaslužio si to posle tog mučenja!! -
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- u Dec 13, 09, 10:05:23 PM
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GLAD UR BACK HOME!!!! That is HORRIBLE from DREAM to NIGHTMARE!!!!!
A.C. therapy is ALWAYS GOOD!!!!! You will forget about the nightmare as you're getting a full body massage and throwing in a BLACK CHIP for a tip!!!
Cuz we all know what a black chip can get ya!!!! heheDRAG UR SE VRATIO KUĆI!!!! To je STRAŠNO od SNOVA do NOĆNE MORE!!!!!
AC terapija je UVEK DOBRA!!!!! Zaboravićete na noćnu moru dok dobijate masažu celog tela i ubacite CRNI ČIP za bakšiš!!!
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- u Dec 14, 09, 10:58:43 AM
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blueday...you bleeped me
you bleeped bas***d but not bitch
too funny
i guess its acceptable to be a bitch, but not a bas***d, huh??
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Yeah soz about that Nal. It had to be done but it really did make me laugh.
As for bitch - its ok to have a dog and a bitch so I thought it would be ok. I can bleep em all if you would prefer.
bluedai...ti si me bleeved
ti si bleeed bas***d ali ne kučko
previše smešno
Pretpostavljam da je prihvatljivo biti kučka, ali ne i budala, a??
hahahahahahahahahaha
Da, pa o tom Nalu. To je moralo da se uradi, ali me je zaista nasmejalo.
Što se tiče kučke - u redu je imati psa i kučku pa sam mislio da će biti u redu. Mogu ih sve zasvirati ako želite. -
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- u Dec 14, 09, 12:08:52 PM
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its ok blue..made me laugh. i live to laugh
beautiful tree you have there!ok je plavo..nasmejalo me. živim da se smejem
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- u Dec 14, 09, 01:55:54 PM
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ditto about living to laugh.
Yeah - I intended to have a new Christmassy pic every day but I like that one so much, I may keep it for a while.
blueisto o životu da bi se smejao.
Da - nameravao sam da imam novu božićnu sliku svaki dan, ali mi se toliko sviđa, možda ću je zadržati neko vreme.
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- u Dec 14, 09, 04:02:20 PM
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lol......it's ok to have a dog and say bitch, but a bast****d is just a kid born out of wedlock!!! [pay me no mind i'm only giving ya a hard time blue]
lol......u redu je imati psa i reći kučka, ali bast****d je samo dete rođeno van braka!!! [ne obraćaj pažnju samo ti zadajem muke plava]
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- u Dec 14, 09, 04:54:54 PM
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lol......it's ok to have a dog and say bitch, but a bast****d is just a kid born out of wedlock!!! [pay me no mind i'm only giving ya a hard time blue]
Your dead right satan - but bas**** can be offensive to some people....as can of course biatch. I'll remove them if anyone is offended.
....and back on topic.
blue
lol......u redu je imati psa i reći kučka, ali bast****d je samo dete rođeno van braka!!! [ne obraćaj pažnju samo ti zadajem muke plava]
Vaš mrtvi pravi satana - ali bas**** može biti uvredljiv za neke ljude.... kao što može, naravno, biatch. Ukloniću ih ako je neko uvređen.
....i nazad na temu.
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Satan you crack me up!!!!
LipsSatano ti me razvališ!!!!
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- u Dec 15, 09, 09:08:01 AM
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lol......it's ok to have a dog and say bitch, but a bast****d is just a kid born out of wedlock!!! [pay me no mind i'm only giving ya a hard time blue] :D
Your dead right satan - but bas**** can be offensive to some people....as can of course biatch. I'll remove them if anyone is offended.
....and back on topic.
blue
sorry...would never mean to be offensive
but you know me...it comes naturally...
lol......u redu je imati psa i reći kučka, ali bast****d je samo dete rođeno van braka!!! [ne obaziri se na to, samo ti se mučim plavo] :D
Vaš mrtvi pravi satana - ali bas**** može biti uvredljiv za neke ljude.... kao što može, naravno, biatch. Ukloniću ih ako je neko uvređen.
....i nazad na temu.
Plavi
izvini...nikada ne bi mislio da bude uvredljiv
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- u Dec 15, 09, 06:42:44 PM
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You weren't offensive at all Nal.
......and back on topic
blueUopšte nisi bio uvredljiv Nal.
......i nazad na temu
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- u Dec 15, 09, 09:59:17 PM
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Hmm...been 2 days since we last heard from you....is that a good sign?? Extented A.C. trips usually means good news!!
Hmm...prošlo je 2 dana otkako smo se poslednji put čuli sa tobom....da li je to dobar znak?? Produžena AC putovanja obično znače dobre vesti!!
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- u Dec 16, 09, 06:54:33 AM
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I am back from AC now. I lost 1500 but didn't care. I feel better now.
Vratio sam se sa AC sada. Izgubio sam 1500 ali me nije bilo briga. Sad se osećam bolje.
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- u Dec 16, 09, 07:01:45 AM
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And yes, I got the massage too! Worth every penny!
I da, i ja sam dobio masažu! Vredi svaki peni!
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- u Dec 16, 09, 09:08:50 AM
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after that miserable trip...i would have taken the massage too
posle tog jadnog putovanja...i ja bih uzeo masažu
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- u Dec 16, 09, 12:03:37 PM
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WELCOME BACK HUN!!!! Sorry u lost. :(
I hope you got your money's worth (all $1500) with the massage!!!!! hehehehehehe
VELCOME BACK HUN!!!! Žao mi je što ste izgubili. :(
Nadam se da ste zaradili svoj novac (svih 1500 dolara) sa masažom!!!!! hehehehehehe
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- u Dec 16, 09, 01:17:15 PM
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Welcome back........baby's back in our arms!!! Here is one great big hug for you.
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I hope that helps a bit.
LipsDobrodošli nazad........beba nam se vratila u naručje!!! Evo jednog velikog zagrljaja za vas.
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Nadam se da to malo pomaže.
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- u Dec 16, 09, 09:36:12 PM
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Thanks Lips, that is most action I have gotten in.....well........nevermind!
Hvala Lips, to je najveća akcija koju sam dobio.....pa........nema veze!
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- u Dec 16, 09, 11:02:44 PM
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So, how's the Rev? Any word from Judical arena?
Pa, kako je Rev? Ima li vesti iz sudske arene?
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- u Dec 17, 09, 06:53:29 AM
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Genenco.....she has dropped of the map, and so has her Meat Head husband, Becker. I hear they are sending a 72 year old retired clergyman to fill in. Probably a good thing.
I am going to stick short term "thrills" for now. Getting emotionally hyped up and then let down is TOO exhausting. In other words, go to the casino, eat like a pig on the house, get a special massage, etc.....come home with a grin on my face. MUCH less stress!Genenco.....ona je odustala od mape, kao i njen muž Meat Head, Becker. Čujem da šalju 72-godišnjeg penzionisanog sveštenika da ga popuni. Verovatno je dobra stvar.
Za sada ću zadržati kratkoročna "uzbuđenja". Biti emocionalno uzbuđen, a zatim razočaran je PREviše iscrpljujuće. Drugim rečima, idi u kazino, jedi kao svinja u kući, dobij specijalnu masažu, itd.....dođi kući sa osmehom na licu. MNOGO manje stresa! -
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- u Dec 17, 09, 08:25:17 AM
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Well, if you ever see her again, shake her hand, tell her (If she apologizes for this) that you forgive her and give her your number to call when she feels like it.
Everyone at some time or another wants a "Little" help, encouragement or even...a bit of friendship (With no strings attached.Pa, ako je ikada ponovo vidite, stisnite joj ruku, recite joj (ako se izvini zbog ovoga) da joj opraštate i dajte joj svoj broj da nazove kada joj se prohte.
Svako u nekom trenutku želi „malu“ pomoć, ohrabrenje ili čak... malo prijateljstva (bez obaveza. -
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- u Dec 17, 09, 10:39:02 AM
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Sound advice from Genenco.
Glad you had a great time in AC albeit you are a little lighter in the wallet.
blueDobar savet od Genenca.
Drago mi je što ste se dobro proveli u AC-u, iako ste malo lakši u novčaniku.
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that's funny 13 i thought it was me!
i have the same problem with links too...let me know when you figure it outto je smešno 13 mislio sam da sam ja!
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Well......at least my fantasy debacle got some folks a few laughs! I have to admit, there are times I just shake my head and laugh.....
Pa...... bar je moj debakl iz fantazije nasmejao neke ljude! Moram da priznam, ponekad samo odmahnem glavom i nasmejem se.....
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Tony: BEST $ I ever spend. I highly recommend it to you. And the best part...after it is over you don't have to visit her parents, go shopping, or have a mushy conversation or worry if you have cuddled enough. You can even keep the football game going on the TV!
Toni: NAJBOLJA $ ikada potrošim. Toplo vam ga preporučujem. I najbolji deo... kada se sve završi, ne morate da posećujete njene roditelje, da idete u kupovinu, ili da vodite oštar razgovor ili da brinete da li ste se dovoljno mazili. Možete čak i da održavate fudbalsku utakmicu na TV-u!
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Now now doc, ya know you want to cuddle and get mushy! Your a romantic at heart.
LipsSada, doktore, znaš da želiš da se maziš i da postaneš kašasta! Romantičar si u duši.
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But the real question is...how was that "special" massage?. hehe
Tony
Hey Tony, he can't tell us the REAL details, cuz this forum is rated PG!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ali pravo pitanje je...kako je bila ta "specijalna" masaža?. hehe
Toni
Hej Toni, on ne može da nam kaže PRAVE detalje, jer je ovaj forum ocenjen kao PG!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -
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- u Dec 18, 09, 06:52:51 AM
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13.....well, its not THAT special of a massage!
13.....pa, nije baš TAKO posebna masaža!
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Shelli...hmmmm...I don't think it is quite as graphic as you are thinking! lol But, we all have our guilty pleasures, huh?
Shelli...hmmmm...Mislim da nije tako slikovito kao što mislite! lol Ali, svi mi imamo svoje zadovoljstvo, ha?
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- u Dec 20, 09, 12:55:49 AM
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YOU KNOW WE DO DR.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEHEZNATE DA MI RADIMO DR.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEHE
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