Hey Gang,
Just got this e-mail from my daughters teacher....
Hi Mrs. Hofsdal,
I would like to inform you about a question Hannah has asked me today when she got to school. Hannah told me you were telling her that she was part Indian, but could not tell her how she can be part Indian and part Pilgrim. My mouth must have fallen open because Hannah said to me, I know I can't figure it out either. That is when I find out that you told her to ask me. Again, my mouth must have fallen opened, because she said, My mom doesn't know, you don't know and I don't know. There has got to an answer.
Now I know you well enough to know that getting into marriage and having childern with her would not be the way to go, because you would have told her this yourself. Then I came up with an idea, why not have her ask her classmates and have a discussion and see what the other children have to say, and maybe just maybe that would satisfy her curiousty. Well during our class discussion one student said that a pilgrim married an indian and they had kids so that makes everyone part pilgrim and part indian. Whew, I thought that would satisfy her. Nope, because another student said that was over a million years ago so how can we be related to them. So I chimed in and said that is how your family tree starts. Boy did I open a can of worms with that statement with Hannah. After a few minutes of the class discussing this, Hannah gets out a book from the classroom book wall and finds a picture of an Indian. Then says to me how can I be part indian, they have dark skin and black hair, I am white with brown hair. THANK GOD YOU HAVE OLIVE COLORED SKIN AND BLACK HAIR! That is all I can say. Because when I pointed that out to her she thought for a second and said your right. My mother is part indian and pilgrim and doesn't know it. I am telling her when I get home. I asked her if that answers her question and with a big smile she said yes. So I said "I am glad your happy that you got your answer." This is what she said to me. "I am happy that I got an answer but I am really happy to go home and tell mom something she doesn't know. She always says she knows everything because she is mom, guess she doesn't know everything now does she."
I must admit Mrs. Hofsdal, Hannah just brightens up my day. She always has question and will not be satisfied until she gets an answer. So please Mrs. Hofsdal, when she gets home play along with this. I can not afford to sweat off another 20 pounds, people in this building would really think I have an eating disorder. You do have a wonderful little girl with a very active mind, and that is a good thing. Being a teacher I see so many students that just follow their peers in their way of thinking, but not Hannah. A part of me thinks she will be running this country some day because she is one smart cookie and a very determined little girl.
I hate to ask this but I have to know what she says when she comes home. Please e-mail me back and tell me because it is killing me just sitting here thinking about it.
Thanks.
Mr. G
I can not stop laughing my sides are killing me.
LH
Hej bando,
Upravo sam dobio ovaj e-mail od učiteljice moje ćerke...
Zdravo gospođo Hofsdal,
Želeo bih da vas obavestim o jednom pitanju koje mi je Hana postavila danas kada je stigla u školu. Hana mi je rekla da ste joj govorili da je delimično Indijka, ali joj niste mogli reći kako može biti delom Indijka, a delom hodočasnica. Mora da su mi se usta otvorila jer mi je Hana rekla, znam da ni ja to ne mogu da shvatim. Tada saznajem da si joj rekao da me pita. Opet, mora da su mi se otvorila usta, jer je rekla: Moja mama ne zna, ti ne znaš i ja ne znam. Ima odgovora.
Sada te poznajem dovoljno dobro da znam da ulazak u brak i rađanje dece sa njom ne bi bio pravi način, jer bi joj ti to sam rekao. Onda sam došao na ideju, zašto ne bih pitala svoje drugove iz razreda i razgovarala i videla šta druga deca imaju da kažu, i možda bi to samo zadovoljilo njenu radoznalost. Pa, tokom naše rasprave u razredu jedan učenik je rekao da se hodočasnik oženio Indijankom i da su imali decu, tako da su svi delom hodočasnici, a delom Indijci. Vau, mislio sam da će je to zadovoljiti. Ne, jer je drugi student rekao da je to bilo pre više od milion godina, pa kako možemo biti povezani sa njima. Pa sam se javio i rekao da tako počinje tvoje porodično stablo. Čoveče, da li sam otvorio konzervu crva sa tom izjavom sa Hanom. Nakon nekoliko minuta razgovora u razredu o tome, Hana vadi knjigu sa zida u učionici i pronalazi sliku Indijanca. Onda mi kaže kako mogu da budem deo Indijanca, oni imaju tamnu kožu i crnu kosu, ja sam belac sa smeđom kosom. HVALA BOGU DA IMAŠ MASLINANU BOJU KOŽU I CRNU KOSU! To je sve što mogu reći. Jer kada sam joj na to ukazao, pomislila je na trenutak i rekla da si u pravu. Moja majka je delimično Indijka i hodočasnica i ne zna to. Kažem joj kad dođem kući. Pitao sam je da li je to odgovor na njeno pitanje i uz veliki osmeh je rekla da. Pa sam rekao: "Drago mi je što si srećan što si dobio odgovor." Ovo mi je rekla. „Srećna sam što sam dobila odgovor, ali zaista sam srećna što idem kući i kažem mami nešto što ne zna. Ona uvek kaže da sve zna jer je mama, valjda sada ne zna sve.
Moram priznati gospođo Hofsdal, Hana mi je samo ulepšala dan. Ona uvek ima pitanja i neće biti zadovoljna dok ne dobije odgovor. Zato molim gospođu Hofsdal, kada se vrati kući, igrajte zajedno sa ovim. Ne mogu da priuštim da se znojim još 20 funti, ljudi u ovoj zgradi bi zaista pomislili da imam poremećaj u ishrani. Imate divnu devojčicu veoma aktivnog uma, i to je dobra stvar. Kao nastavnik, vidim toliko učenika koji samo prate svoje vršnjake u njihovom načinu razmišljanja, ali ne i Hanu. Deo mene misli da će ona jednog dana voditi ovu državu jer je ona jedan pametan kolačić i veoma odlučna devojčica.
Mrzim što ovo pitam, ali moram da znam šta ona kaže kada dođe kući. Molim vas, pošaljite mi e-poštu i recite mi jer me ubija samo sedenje ovde i razmišljanje o tome.
Hvala.
gospodin G
Ne mogu prestati da se smejem, bokovi me ubijaju.
LH