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  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Hey Gang,

    Have a little story about a discussion I had with my 8 year old daughter... here is how it went...

    We were talking about our family heritage this morning over breakfast. I told her that she was part Italian, Puerto Rican, Norwegian, English, Indian and Scottish. She asked me if my parents came from India, (lol) I said no that my mother came from Italy and that my father came from Puerto Rico. But her great grandmother was 100% Indian, she married her great grandfather when he moved to the USA from Norway.

    She was looking at me all puzzled, so I asked what is wrong. She then says "Mom I don't get it." I said get what?  She says " How can I be part Indian and part Pilgrim?" I had to get up and let the dog out I was laughing so hard, I didn't want to laugh in her face. When I came back to the breakfast table she said "How can that be?" I didn't know what to say so I said, "You know that is a good question for your teacher. Ask him that today."

    Can't wait for her to come home now because I know she will ask her teacher and I am dieing to know what he says....... Just to funny.

    LH

    Hej bando,

    Imajte malu priču o razgovoru koji sam vodio sa svojom 8-godišnjom ćerkom... evo kako je to prošlo...

    Jutros smo uz doručak razgovarali o našem porodičnom nasleđu. Rekao sam joj da je delom Italijanka, Portorikanka, Norvežanka, Engleska, Indijka i Škotlanđanka. Pitala me je da li su moji roditelji došli iz Indije, (lol) Ja sam rekao ne da mi je majka došla iz Italije, a da je moj otac iz Portorika. Ali njena prabaka je bila 100% Indijka, udala se za svog pradedu kada se preselio u SAD iz Norveške.

    Gledala me je sva zbunjena, pa sam pitao šta nije u redu. Ona onda kaže "Mama, ne razumem." Rekao sam da dobijem šta? Ona kaže "Kako mogu da budem delom Indijanac, a delom hodočasnik?" Morao sam da ustanem i pustim psa napolje. Tako sam se smejao, nisam hteo da joj se smejem u lice. Kada sam se vratio do stola za doručak, rekla je "Kako je to moguće?" Nisam znao šta da kažem pa sam rekao: "Znaš da je to dobro pitanje za vašeg učitelja. Pitajte ga danas."

    Jedva čekam da sada dođe kući jer znam da će pitati svog učitelja i umirem od želje da znam šta on kaže....... Baš smešno.

    LH

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Hahaha...that is too cute!!

    Love it when my kids say stuff like that. Makes it all worth having children.

    Oh, and that's exactly what I would have done too---"ask your teacher"...haha

    Hahaha...to je preslatko!!

    Volim kada moja deca govore takve stvari. Čini sve vrednim dece.

    Oh, i to je upravo ono što bih i ja uradio---"pitaj svog učitelja"...haha

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Great story LH.  It will be interesting to hear what your daughter has to say when she comes home.

    Don't you love these kinds of stories.  I have a few from when my son was younger that still make me giggle to this day.

    "Out of the mouth of babes..."

    blue

    Odlična priča LH. Biće zanimljivo čuti šta vaša ćerka ima da kaže kada dođe kući.

    Zar ne volite ovakve priče. Imam nekoliko od kada je moj sin bio mlađi zbog kojih se i dan-danas smejem.

    "Iz usta beba..."

    Plavi

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    It is just so cute and I love it. I wish my 15 year old daughter was 8 again and ask me questions like that...instead she ask me all the weird stuffs...(better not mention in here...lol) but I do learn so much from my daughter sometimes more than I can handle... cheesy

    Tako je sladak i volim ga. Voleo bih da moja 15-godišnja ćerka ponovo ima 8 godina i da mi postavlja takva pitanja...umesto da me pita sve čudne stvari...(bolje da ne spominjem ovde...lol) ali ja toliko naučim od svoje ćerke ponekad više nego što mogu da podnesem... cheesy

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Hey Gang,

    Just got this e-mail from my daughters teacher....

    Hi Mrs. Hofsdal,

    I would like to inform you about a question Hannah has asked me today when she got to school. Hannah told me you were telling her that she was part Indian, but could not tell her how she can be part Indian and part Pilgrim. My mouth must have fallen open because Hannah said to me, I know I can't figure it out either. That is when I find out that you told her to ask me. Again, my mouth must have fallen opened, because she said, My mom doesn't know, you don't know and I don't know. There has got to an answer.

    Now I know you well enough to know that getting into marriage and having childern with her would not be the way to go, because you would have told her this yourself.  Then I came up with an idea, why not have her ask her classmates and have a discussion and see what the other children have to say, and maybe just maybe that would satisfy her curiousty.  Well during our class discussion one student said that a pilgrim married an indian and they had kids so that makes everyone part pilgrim and part indian. Whew, I thought that would satisfy her. Nope, because another student said that was over a million years ago so how can we be related to them. So I chimed in and said that is how your family tree starts. Boy did I open a can of worms with that statement with Hannah. After a few minutes of the class discussing this, Hannah gets out a book from the classroom book wall and finds a picture of an Indian. Then says to me how can I be part indian, they have dark skin and black hair, I am white with brown hair. THANK GOD YOU HAVE OLIVE COLORED SKIN AND BLACK HAIR! That is all I can say. Because when I pointed that out to her she thought for a second and said your right. My mother is part indian and pilgrim and doesn't know it. I am telling her when I get home. I asked her if that answers her question and with a big smile she said yes. So I said  "I am glad your happy that you got your answer." This is what she said to me. "I am happy that I got an answer but I am really happy to go home and tell mom something she doesn't know. She always says she knows everything because she is mom, guess she doesn't know everything now does she."

    I must admit Mrs. Hofsdal, Hannah just brightens up my day. She always has question and will not be satisfied until she gets an answer. So please Mrs. Hofsdal, when she gets home play along with this. I can not afford to sweat off another 20 pounds, people in this building would really think I have an eating disorder. You do have a wonderful little girl with a very active mind, and that is a good thing. Being a teacher I see so many students that just follow their peers in their way of thinking, but not Hannah. A part of me thinks she will be running this country some day because she is one smart cookie and a very determined little girl.

    I hate to ask this but I have to know what she says when she comes home. Please e-mail me back and tell me because it is killing me just sitting here thinking about it.

    Thanks.
    Mr. G

    I can not stop laughing my sides are killing me.

    LH

    Hej bando,

    Upravo sam dobio ovaj e-mail od učiteljice moje ćerke...

    Zdravo gospođo Hofsdal,

    Želeo bih da vas obavestim o jednom pitanju koje mi je Hana postavila danas kada je stigla u školu. Hana mi je rekla da ste joj govorili da je delimično Indijka, ali joj niste mogli reći kako može biti delom Indijka, a delom hodočasnica. Mora da su mi se usta otvorila jer mi je Hana rekla, znam da ni ja to ne mogu da shvatim. Tada saznajem da si joj rekao da me pita. Opet, mora da su mi se otvorila usta, jer je rekla: Moja mama ne zna, ti ne znaš i ja ne znam. Ima odgovora.

    Sada te poznajem dovoljno dobro da znam da ulazak u brak i rađanje dece sa njom ne bi bio pravi način, jer bi joj ti to sam rekao. Onda sam došao na ideju, zašto ne bih pitala svoje drugove iz razreda i razgovarala i videla šta druga deca imaju da kažu, i možda bi to samo zadovoljilo njenu radoznalost. Pa, tokom naše rasprave u razredu jedan učenik je rekao da se hodočasnik oženio Indijankom i da su imali decu, tako da su svi delom hodočasnici, a delom Indijci. Vau, mislio sam da će je to zadovoljiti. Ne, jer je drugi student rekao da je to bilo pre više od milion godina, pa kako možemo biti povezani sa njima. Pa sam se javio i rekao da tako počinje tvoje porodično stablo. Čoveče, da li sam otvorio konzervu crva sa tom izjavom sa Hanom. Nakon nekoliko minuta razgovora u razredu o tome, Hana vadi knjigu sa zida u učionici i pronalazi sliku Indijanca. Onda mi kaže kako mogu da budem deo Indijanca, oni imaju tamnu kožu i crnu kosu, ja sam belac sa smeđom kosom. HVALA BOGU DA IMAŠ MASLINANU BOJU KOŽU I CRNU KOSU! To je sve što mogu reći. Jer kada sam joj na to ukazao, pomislila je na trenutak i rekla da si u pravu. Moja majka je delimično Indijka i hodočasnica i ne zna to. Kažem joj kad dođem kući. Pitao sam je da li je to odgovor na njeno pitanje i uz veliki osmeh je rekla da. Pa sam rekao: "Drago mi je što si srećan što si dobio odgovor." Ovo mi je rekla. „Srećna sam što sam dobila odgovor, ali zaista sam srećna što idem kući i kažem mami nešto što ne zna. Ona uvek kaže da sve zna jer je mama, valjda sada ne zna sve.

    Moram priznati gospođo Hofsdal, Hana mi je samo ulepšala dan. Ona uvek ima pitanja i neće biti zadovoljna dok ne dobije odgovor. Zato molim gospođu Hofsdal, kada se vrati kući, igrajte zajedno sa ovim. Ne mogu da priuštim da se znojim još 20 funti, ljudi u ovoj zgradi bi zaista pomislili da imam poremećaj u ishrani. Imate divnu devojčicu veoma aktivnog uma, i to je dobra stvar. Kao nastavnik, vidim toliko učenika koji samo prate svoje vršnjake u njihovom načinu razmišljanja, ali ne i Hanu. Deo mene misli da će ona jednog dana voditi ovu državu jer je ona jedan pametan kolačić i veoma odlučna devojčica.

    Mrzim što ovo pitam, ali moram da znam šta ona kaže kada dođe kući. Molim vas, pošaljite mi e-poštu i recite mi jer me ubija samo sedenje ovde i razmišljanje o tome.

    Hvala.
    gospodin G

    Ne mogu prestati da se smejem, bokovi me ubijaju.

    LH

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    ROFL  shocked grin shocked  It's times like these that I somewhat regret not having kids! This is priceless!  tongue tongue

    ROFL shockedgrinshocked U ovakvim trenucima pomalo žalim što nemam decu! Ovo je neprocenjivo! tonguetongue

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    That is too cute!!! The curiosity of the young mind. Yet what they ask can stump us!!!

    Lips
    To je preslatko!!! Radoznalost mladog uma. Ipak, ono što traže može nas zbuniti!!!

    Usne

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