Deca govore najluđe stvari............

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  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    My 3 yr old grand-daughter was here to visit .  As my sister picked her up to go to the park,  ( my sister being pentecostal religion )

    turns on the music

      my grand-daughter says to her ,

    "Dont u have Lady Ga Ga "

    Moja 3-godišnja unuka je bila ovde da poseti. Dok ju je moja sestra pokupila da ode u park (moja sestra je pentekostalna religija)

    uključuje muziku

    moja unuka joj kaže,

    "Nemate Ladi Ga Ga"
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    smiley smiley smiley Tooooo funny....



    When my niece was about three, I began to play fight with her, throwing fake punches and kicks. She turned to me and said "You want a piece of this," and flexed her muscles. "

    LOL, I about died laughing.

                                                                              PMM
    smileysmileysmiley Previše smešno....



    Kada je moja nećakinja imala oko tri godine, počeo sam da se igram tuče sa njom, bacajući lažne udarce šakama i nogama. Okrenula se prema meni i rekla: "Hoćeš deo ovoga", i nategla mišiće. "

    LOL, umro sam od smeha.

    PMM
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Kids do say the funniest things.

    I recall my son when he was about 4 - he had just come home from school and I was doing some ironing.

    He said to me " mum they use bad language at school".  Trying not to make too much out of it, I said calmly "oh really - what sort of things are they saying...don't say it, just say the first letter".  He said "they say the S word".  I said "what - SH word" - he said yes.  I asked him what else they said.  He said "The B word".  I asked him what the second letter was.  "The second letter is an L and the third letter is an O".  I said "oh dear - thats not nice - I hope you don't say it".  He replied "nah".  

    I asked him if there was anything else.  He said "yeah - one other - the F word".  My jaw dropped and I dreaded what was about to come next.  I calmly asked him "what's the second letter then".  He said "Its an A".   I thought thank goodness it wasn't the "U" but what could it be.  I said - "oh really - so what's the next letter.  He said "R". ....and the other letters I asked? He decided to spell the whole word for me.  His eyes wide open and that cute look of shock that kids have and his hands palm up and his arms open wide he said "F A R T".   "Oh that's not nice at all" I said.

    I wanted to laugh out loud so much, my sides were hurting but I didn't dare.  I had to run out of the room and I just could not stop laughing for what seemed a very long time.  What I thought was going to literally be the "F" word turned out to be the funniest cutest thing ever.  I have never and will never forget it.

    blue

    Deca govore najsmešnije stvari.

    Sećam se svog sina kada je imao oko 4 godine – upravo se vratio iz škole, a ja sam peglala.

    Rekao mi je "mama, u školi govore ružan jezik". Trudeći se da od toga ne pravim previše, rekao sam mirno „oh, stvarno – kakve stvari pričaju... ne govori, samo reci prvo slovo“. Rekao je "oni kažu S reč". Rekao sam "šta - SH reč" - rekao je da. Pitao sam ga šta su još rekli. Rekao je "reč B". Pitao sam ga koje je drugo pismo. „Drugo slovo je L, a treće slovo je O“. Rekao sam "o, dragi - to nije lepo - nadam se da to nećeš reći". Odgovorio je "ne".

    Pitao sam ga da li ima još nešto. Rekao je "da - jedno drugo - reč na F". Vilica mi je pala i plašio sam se onoga što će uslediti. Mirno sam ga pitao „koje je onda drugo pismo“. Rekao je "A". Mislio sam, hvala bogu, da nije "U", ali šta bi moglo biti. Rekao sam - "Oh, stvarno - pa šta je sledeće slovo. On je rekao "R". .... i ostala slova koja sam pitao? Odlučio je da speluje celu reč umesto mene. Njegove oči širom otvorene i onaj slatki pogled šoka koju deca imaju i sa dlanovima nagore i širom raširenih ruku rekao je "PRDI". "Oh, to uopšte nije lepo" rekao sam.

    Toliko sam želeo da se nasmejem naglas, boljele su me bokovi, ali nisam smeo. Morao sam da istrčim iz sobe i jednostavno nisam mogao da prestanem da se smejem, što se činilo veoma dugo. Ono što sam mislio da će bukvalno biti reč na "F" ispostavilo se kao najsmešnija najslađa stvar ikada. Nikada to nisam i nikada neću zaboraviti.

    Plavi

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    I enjoyed that Blue, I am still chuckling from it.

    Kids, gotta love'em!!!! smiley smiley smiley

                                            PMM

    Uživao sam u tom plavom, još se smejem od njega.

    Deco, morate ih voleti!!!! smileysmileysmiley

    PMM

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    I enjoyed that Blue, I am still chuckling from it.

    Kids, gotta love'em!!!! smiley smiley smiley

                                            PMM




    Thanks Pam,

    That is just one of many of the great little classics that happened during my son's younger years.

    Kids are the best.

    blue

    Uživao sam u tom plavom, još se smejem od njega.

    Deco, morate ih voleti!!!! smileysmileysmiley

    PMM




    hvala Pam,

    To je samo jedan od mnogih velikih malih klasika koji su se desili tokom mlađih godina mog sina.

    Deca su najbolja.

    Plavi
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Oh, I love these stories...so cute...Im so eager to hear my littles first words, even if it is the "F" word (the one that ends in a T).

    Oh, volim ove priče...tako slatke...Tako sam nestrpljiv da čujem prve reči svojih malih, čak i ako je reč na "F" (ona koja se završava na T).

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    The little girl who lives next door to me came walking past the house one day and appeared to be upset. I asked her what is wrong. Flustered she said she got into a fight with a boy down the street.

    I asked her what happened and she said..."well he called me a "hoe"! Kind of taken back considering she was only seven i said "oh that was not very nice"! She responded with........I don't even use the garden tools my mommy does!

    I thought i would die i wanted to laugh so hard and squeeze her it was so adorable!

    Lips
    Devojčica koja živi pored mene jednog dana je prošla pored kuće i delovala je uznemireno. Pitao sam je šta nije u redu. Uzbuđena je rekla da se potukla sa dečakom niz ulicu.

    Pitao sam je šta se desilo, a ona je rekla... "pa, nazvao me je "motikom"! Nekako opušteno s obzirom da je imala samo sedam godina, rekla sam "oh, to nije bilo baš lepo"! Ona je odgovorila sa...... ..Ne koristim čak ni baštenske alate koje moja mama koristi!

    Mislio sam da ću umreti, toliko sam hteo da se smejem i stisnem je da je bilo tako divno!

    Usne
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    That is to cute.........:)

    Baš slatko......... :)
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Was waiting on a parking spot at wal-mart, someone was ready to back out.  It was snowing , coldddddddddd

    A car came around the other corner and stole my spot.  Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    A woman driver and she just looked  at me and my daughter who was 6 then,  my daughter looked at her and "Bi--h"

    Good thing she coul'nt hear.....................


    Čekao je na parkingu u Val-Martu, neko je bio spreman da se povuče. Padao je sneg, hladnodddddddddd

    Auto je došao iza drugog ugla i ukrao moje mesto. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Žena vozač i ona je samo pogledala mene i moju ćerku koja je tada imala 6 godina, moja ćerka je pogledala u nju i "Bi--h"

    Dobro je što nije mogla da čuje ......................

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    Lmaoooo adorable tam! Kids are like little parrots they pick up all kinds of words they shouldn't say!!
    Lmaoooo adorable tam! Deca su kao mali papagaji, pokupe sve vrste reči koje ne bi trebalo da kažu!!
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski


    Was waiting on a parking spot at wal-mart, someone was ready to back out.  It was snowing , coldddddddddd

    A car came around the other corner and stole my spot.  Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    A woman driver and she just looked  at me and my daughter who was 6 then,  my daughter looked at her and "Bi--h"

    Good thing she coul'nt hear.....................




    Even at that young age,  your daughter knew the importance of that parking spot, and that is was a drag to lose it to someone else. HAHAHAHAH

    Kids are so smart sometimes.  Great little story, thanks for it.

                                                                  PMM


    Čekao je na parkingu u Val-Martu, neko je bio spreman da se povuče. Padao je sneg, hladnodddddddddd

    Auto je došao iza drugog ugla i ukrao moje mesto. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Žena vozač i ona je samo pogledala mene i moju ćerku koja je tada imala 6 godina, moja ćerka je pogledala u nju i "Bi--h"

    Dobro je što nije mogla da čuje ......................




    Čak i u toj mladosti, vaša ćerka je znala koliko je to parking mesto, a to je bilo teško da ga izgubite od nekog drugog. HAHAHAHAH

    Deca su ponekad tako pametna. Sjajna mala priča, hvala na njoj.

    PMM

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