Muškarci i porođaj... Možeš li?

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  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Here's my story...

    Pregnant...I woke up about 2 am with a slight backache, just thinking i slept wrong, went to the fridge got a glass of orange juice, drank it, went back to sleep. About 3:30 am i woke again, still had the backache, got up and headed towards the restroom as i was headed there.. my water broke, just as suddenly as this happened i was having my girl.. i crawled to the bed, woke her father up, told him i needed to get to the hospital, TOO LATE.. she was coming and coming QUICK.. he called paramedics as he was doing this he went next door and got my neighbor, she came over now i have 2 crazys there.. My neighbor is screaming "boil water" (lol) and her father is kneeling on the bed down that way in front of me like he's ready to catch something (lol) while the paramedics on the phone getting a description of what's going on.. "Yeah i see the head". First one on the scene was a police officer, he walked in and immediately stood back against the wall (i know that wall was the only thing holding him up his eyes were as wide as they can go, he was froze in that position and he looked like he was about to pass out). With paramedics on phone and as far as this birth has advanced they told her father to tell me to go ahead and just push and let her come.. i did that and she did enter this world right into her fathers hands.. now the funny part....she was very tiny, my neighbor and him conversating between each other i could hear.. "is she breathing?".."uhh i think you gotta spank her".. i hear her father say.. "what..spank her?" ... with her still connected to me he cradles her and begins to walk away.. I say "waait a minute"... (lol) he's like "ooh ooops".. The paramedics get there right after this, they cut the cord and do what they have to do.. everything went fine.. they wrap my baby and get me and her on the gurny. As we were leaving out of the bedroom.. both the frozen police officer and her father fainted looooooool

    They made it through the whole thing, being there through what doctors have years of training to do.. as soon as they realized what they just saw.. they passed out...

    Evo moje priče...

    Trudna...Probudila sam se oko 2 sata ujutru sa blagim bolovima u leđima, samo pomislivši da sam loše spavala, otišla do frižidera uzela čašu soka od pomorandže, popila ga i ponovo zaspala. Oko 3:30 ponovo sam se probudio, i dalje su me boljele leđa, ustao sam i krenuo prema toaletu dok sam išao tamo.. pukao mi je vodenjak, isto tako iznenada kao što se ovo desilo imao sam svoju devojku.. otpuzao sam do kreveta , probudio njenog oca, rekao mu da moram da idem u bolnicu, PREKASNO.. ona je dolazila i dolazila BRZO.. pozvao je hitnu dok je ovo radio, otišao je pored i uhvatio moju komšinicu, ona je sada došla ja imam 2 luda tamo.. Moja komšinica vrišti "prokuhaj vodu" (lol) a njen otac kleči na krevetu ispred mene kao da je spreman da nešto uhvati (lol) dok bolničari na telefonu dobijaju opis onoga što se dešava.. „Da, vidim glavu“. Prvi na licu mesta je bio policajac, ušao je i odmah se vratio uza zid (znam da je zid bio jedino što ga je držalo uvis, oči su mu bile koliko god mogu, bio je ukočen u tom položaju i on je izgledao kao da će se onesvestiti). Sa bolničarima na telefonu i koliko je ovaj porođaj odmakao, rekli su njenom ocu da mi kaže da idem napred i samo gurnem i pustim je da dođe.. uradio sam to i ona je ušla u ovaj svet pravo u ruke svog oca.. sada smešno deo....bila je veoma sićušna, moj komšija i on razgovaraju jedan sa drugim čuo sam.. "da li diše?".."uhh, mislim da moraš da je udariš".. čujem njenog oca kako govori.. " šta... da je udariš?" ... sa njom koja je još uvek povezana sa mnom, on je drži i počinje da se udaljava.. Ja kažem "čekaj malo"... (lol) on je kao "ooh ooops".. Hitna pomoć stiže odmah posle ovoga, preseku kabl i rade šta moraju.. sve je prošlo u redu.. umotaju moju bebu i stave mene i nju na nosiljku. Dok smo izlazili iz spavaće sobe.. i smrznuti policajac i njen otac su se onesvestili oooooo

    Prošli su kroz celu stvar, jer su bili tamo kroz ono što lekari moraju da urade godine obuke.. čim su shvatili šta su upravo videli... onesvestili su se...

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    ARE YOU OK???????????????????? IS THEY BABY OK?????????????? wow what a story you'll have the rest of her life! is this your first?? wos call I can say is wow

    JESI LI DOBRO???????????????????? DA LI SU BEBA OK???????????????? vau kakvu ćeš priču imati do kraja njenog života! ovo ti je prvo?? vos call mogu reći da je vau

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Mamrone.. you are so sweet... this was 20 years ago, my daughter is 20.. yes everything was fine. No problems at all both of us came out of it with flying colors.

    Her Official Birth Certificate, does say and notes she was born at home by her father giving his name. It was the talk of the block for months, she was a celebrity, people from all over the neighborhood came to see her, asking us to tell the story. It's alot more to it i just didn't want to get to graphic.

    Mamrone.. tako si slatka... ovo je bilo pre 20 godina, moja ćerka ima 20.. da sve je bilo u redu. Bez ikakvih problema, obojica smo se izvukli sjajno.

    U njenom zvaničnom izvodu iz matične knjige rođenih piše i napominje da je rođena kod kuće tako što je njen otac dao svoje ime. O tome se pričalo u bloku mesecima, bila je poznata ličnost, ljudi iz celog komšiluka su dolazili da je vide, tražeći da ispričamo priču. To je mnogo više od toga, samo nisam želeo da prelazim na grafiku.

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    That is a good story Imagin!  A friend of mine was trying to get to the birthing center she had planned to deliver at, but it wasn't open because it was the middle of the night and her midwife was on the way, but not there yet so as she was walking to the building's door, her daughter came 'whooosh' right in the middle of the lawn.  Her husband had knelt down right when it happened (she told him it was coming and to help), and he caught her as she slipped out.  Crazy huh?  I myself had a horrible labor with my son (almost 10 lbs and I'm only 5ft 4 inches and I wasn't prediabetic), and after 2 days of labor ended up in an emergency c-sec because of his heart rate etc.  I said to heck with that the second time, and had a scheduled planned c-sec with my daughter. 

    To je dobra priča Zamislite! Moja prijateljica je pokušavala da dođe do centra za porođaje u koji je planirala da se porodi, ali nije bio otvoren jer je bila sredina noći i njena babica je bila na putu, ali još nije tamo, jer je hodala do vrata zgrade, njena ćerka je došla 'uuuu' pravo na sred travnjaka. Njen muž je kleknuo baš kada se to dogodilo (rekla mu je da dolazi i da pomogne), i uhvatio ju je dok je izmicala. Ludo a? I sama sam imala užasne porođaje sa svojim sinom (skoro 10 lbs i imam samo 5 stopa 4 inča i nisam bila predijabetičarka), i nakon 2 dana porođaja završila sam u hitnom C-secu zbog njegovog otkucaja srca itd. Rekao sam da dođavola s tim drugi put, i imao sam zakazani planirani C-sec sa svojom ćerkom.

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    LOL imagin,you always have the best storys to tell,so glad all is well for everyone

    LOL zamislite, uvek imate najbolje priče za ispričati, tako mi je drago da je sve dobro za sve

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    LOL Imagin. You always have fantastic stories. I am so glad you and her came out of it ok. Now you have a story and a memory that will go on forever.

    Me. I had 6 c-sections shocked Yes, 6.

    They were ALL painful, and the last one I almost died, and my baby came out unconscience (sp?) and that was when I made the choice to get my tubes tied and never go through that again.


    :-*

    LOL Imagin. Uvek imate fantastične priče. Tako mi je drago da ste vi i ona izašli iz toga dobro. Sada imate priču i uspomenu koja će trajati zauvek.

    ja. Imao sam 6 carskih rezova shocked Da, 6.

    SVE su bile bolne, a poslednji sam zamalo umro, a moja beba je izašla bez savesti (sp?) i tada sam donela odluku da mi zavežem cevi i nikada više ne prođem kroz to.


    :-*

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Oh my goodness you both had it so hard... i commend you..

    i barely made it through that.. i had no labor pains, the only pain was when she was coming through, my doctor said i must have slept through whatever pains i did have, it is uncommon but it does happen..

    The things i remember most was the policeman, he was young, the wall he was against was in my bedroom facing me and i was facing him, from the edge of the bed to the wall was maybe about 5 ft... i can see him clearly, he was just fixated, eyes open, mouth open... then down below, they were kneeled down i can see and hear my neighbor and her father and their conversation lol.. her father on the phone, his head pops up and he's like.. okay push.. then back down again.. it was crazy and happened so fast within minutes...

    The officer came to visit.. he was on the force maybe about a month he said admitting he was new, he said in his training he saw many things alot worse then you can imagine.. its just a woman giving birth is something you don't see everyday.. "it was my first one".. it really grabbed ahold of him..

    It does take certain people to handle certain things, but theres just something about a woman giving birth that sets panic lol, her father staying pretty calm and the policeman frozen... it didn't hit til after.

    O moj Bože, oboma je bilo tako teško... pohvaljujem vas..

    jedva sam preživeo to.. nisam imao porođajne bolove, jedini bol je bio kada je prolazila, moj doktor je rekao da sam morao da prespavam sve bolove koje sam imao, to je neuobičajeno, ali se dešava..

    Najviše se sećam policajca, bio je mlad, zid protiv kojeg je bio u mojoj spavaćoj sobi je bio okrenut prema meni, a ja sam bio okrenut njemu, od ivice kreveta do zida je bio možda oko 5 stopa... vidim njega jasno, bio je samo fiksiran, otvorenih očiju, otvorenih usta... pa dole, klečali su, vidim i čujem svoju komšinicu i njenog oca i njihov razgovor lol.. njen otac na telefonu, glava mu iskoči i on je kao.. u redu, guraj.. pa nazad dole.. bilo je ludo i dogodilo se tako brzo za nekoliko minuta...

    Policajac je došao u posetu.. bio je u policiji možda oko mesec dana, rekao je priznajući da je nov, rekao je da je tokom obuke video mnogo stvari mnogo gore nego što možete zamisliti.. samo žena koja rađa je nešto što ne treba Ne viđam se svaki dan.. "bio mi je prvi".. stvarno ga je zgrabio..

    Potrebni su određeni ljudi da bi se nosili sa određenim stvarima, ali postoji samo nešto u vezi žene koja se porađa što izaziva paniku lol, njen otac ostaje prilično miran, a policajac smrznut... nije pogodilo do posle.

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