Hi Gang:
I did some laundry today.
Two socks entered the washer. Two socks entered the dryer. Only one sock comes out :-\
As household tasks go, what could be simpler? A pair of socks should go from drawer to feet to dirty clothes pile to washer to dryer and back into the drawer.
It never happens this way.
Anyone associated with a family knows the truth. Socks do disappear. Virtually every residence in the free world has a drawer, pile or basket of mismatched socks. Millions - no, billions - of socks drift aimlessly without. Where do they go???
"DRYERS EAT SOCKS!!!!" It's the "DRYER DEMON!!!"
He's a hungry demon, liking nothing better than to feast on warm cotton. He won't dine on big things like jeans or T-shirts, perhaps out of fear or maybe because he's a light eater, and he won't eat underwear, possibly because even demons have some sense of decency. So he confines his meals to socks, one or two at a time.
Does the DRYER DEMON live in your dryer too?
All in fun: PMM2008
As a side note, my dryer seems to shrink my clothes over a period of time, such as winter. When pulling out my clothes for this Summer season , none fit as they did last Summer. Gotta be the dryer. 
Moja sušara mi je pojela čarapu!!!
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Zdravo bando:
Danas sam oprao veš.
Dve čarape su ušle u mašinu za pranje veša. U sušaru su ušle dve čarape. Samo jedna čarapa izlazi :-\
Što se tiče kućnih poslova, šta može biti jednostavnije? Par čarapa bi trebalo da ide od fioke do stopala do gomile prljave odeće do mašine za pranje do mašine za sušenje i nazad u fioku.
To se nikada ne dešava na ovaj način.
Svako ko je povezan sa porodicom zna istinu. Čarape nestaju. Praktično svaka rezidencija u slobodnom svetu ima fioku, gomilu ili korpu neusklađenih čarapa. Milioni - ne, milijarde - čarapa besciljno plutaju bez njih. Kuda idu???
„SUŠAČI JEDU ČARAPE!!!!“ To je "DEMON SUŠE!!!"
On je gladan demon, koji ne voli ništa bolje nego da se hrani toplim pamukom. Neće večerati velike stvari kao što su farmerke ili majice, možda iz straha ili možda zato što je lako jede, i neće jesti donji veš, verovatno zato što čak i demoni imaju osećaj za pristojnost. Zato svoje obroke ograničava na čarape, jednu ili dve odjednom.
Da li DEMON SUŠALICE takođe živi u vašoj mašini za sušenje?
Sve u zabavi: PMM2008
Kao sporedna napomena, čini se da moja mašina za sušenje veša skuplja moju odeću tokom određenog vremenskog perioda, kao što je zimi. Kada sam izvlačio svoju odeću za ovu letnju sezonu, nijedna nije pristajala kao prošlog leta. Mora da je sušara. -
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- u Jul 30, 09, 09:04:43 AM
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Hi PMM208!
ROFLMAO!.......Just finished putting my days washing away; OK...2 days washing, lol and it's now just a matter of course to put several FAVOURITE!!!!!! sock/ into the "what I call...the lonely socks club drawer"! Is it my Dryer??
Noooooo.....My monster of a Washing Machine! 
2 socks go in..wash...spin...I open the lid..and BEHOLD!! ( 1 ) ONE..UNO...SOLO....Lonely "MY FAVOURITE DANG SOCK!" comes out!???? 
Hey PMM....we should get our White goods together and just maybe we might have a pair??? lol.... ::) ::) 
Zdravo PMM208!
ROFLMAO!.......Upravo sam završio sa pranjem dana; OK...2 dana pranja, lol i sada je samo stvar da se stavi nekoliko FVOURITE!!!!!! čarapa/ u "ono što ja zovem... fioku kluba usamljenih čarapa"! Je li to moja sušilica?? Neeeee.....Moje čudovište od mašine za pranje veša! Ulaze 2 čarape..operite...okrenem...otvaram poklopac..i GLE!! ( 1 ) JEDAN..UNO...SOLO....Loneli "MI FAVORITE DANG SOCK!" izađe!???? Hej PMM....trebalo bi da skupimo našu belu tehniku i možda bismo mogli da imamo par??? lol.... ::) ::)
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My Dryers favorite flavor is WHITE SOCK!!!
I have so many socks that no longer have friends. I just dont get it.
I am so glad I am not the only one out there who experiences this phenonenon.
Glad I made you laugh!!!
Moj omiljeni ukus Driers-a je BELA ČARAPA!!!
Imam toliko čarapa da više nemam prijatelja. Samo ne razumem.
Tako mi je drago što nisam jedini koji doživljava ovaj fenomen.
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- u Jul 30, 09, 09:34:18 AM
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Pam,
Check your closet...
It is a documented fact that white socks are the Larva stage for wire coat hangers. When you heat them in a dryer and apply spin a temporal shift occurs and one sock will metamorphose as well as doppler shift into its new incarnation as a fresh new wire hanger in your closet.
(Disclaimer: this SWAG (Sceintific Wild Assed Guess) is completly unconfirmed. The alternate theory that the metamorphic transformation is into a paper clip is still just a common WAG)Pam,
Proverite svoj ormar...
Dokumentovana je činjenica da su bele čarape faza Larva za žičane vešalice. Kada ih zagrejete u mašini za sušenje i nanesete centrifugiranje, dolazi do vremenskog pomeranja i jedna čarapa će se metamorfozirati, kao i dopler, u svoju novu inkarnaciju kao nova nova žičana vešalica u vašem ormanu.
(Odricanje od odgovornosti: ovaj SVAG (Sceintific Vild Assed Guess) je potpuno nepotvrđen. Alternativna teorija da je metamorfna transformacija u spajalicu i dalje je samo uobičajena VAG) -
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HAHAHA Jim........
I have investigated several theories of my own, none of which I have come to a conclusion on.
Ghosts?
Gremlins?
Sockville?
Sock Heaven?
Sock Abyss?
Don't the socks left behind miss their twin? I feel bad for the sock left behind. It is always hard to lose someone close to you.
Should we just match up the single socks to the other single socks as long as they look similar? Will anyone really notice?
Where oh where has my little sock gone?
HAHAHA Džime........
Istražio sam nekoliko svojih teorija, od kojih nisam došao do zaključka.
Duhovi?
Gremlini?
Sockville?
Sock Heaven?
Sock Abiss?
Zar ostavljenim čarapama ne nedostaje njihov blizanac? Žao mi je zbog ostavljene čarape. Uvek je teško izgubiti nekoga ko vam je blizak.
Da li treba da spojimo pojedinačne čarape sa ostalim pojedinačnim čarapama sve dok izgledaju slično? Hoće li neko zaista primetiti?
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Hiya PMM,
Omg....lmaoooo.....i lose socks...panties...and on ocassions...clothes! I swear there is a ghost in my house that has a thing for fashion!
I know for sure........i have the remote control ghost....always leaving my remote control and the oddest places! Keys..yep...i got a ghost who lovesss my keys too!
I don't mind sharing these things...but why can't they just put them back where they belong!!!!!
Great post PMM.........you cracked me up!
LipsZdravo PMM,
Omg....lmaoooo.....gubim čarape...gaćice...i na prilike...odeću! Kunem se da u mojoj kući postoji duh koji voli modu!
Znam sigurno........imam duh daljinskog upravljača....uvek ostavljam daljinski upravljač i najčudnija mesta! Ključevi..da...imam duha koji takođe voli moje ključeve!
Ne smeta mi da delim ove stvari...ali zašto ih jednostavno ne vrate tamo gde im je mesto!!!!!
Odličan post PMM.........razlupao si me!
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- u Jul 30, 09, 11:20:43 AM
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LOL.....I used to have the same problem, and then I hated so much shifting through my daughters 20 differnt kinds my boyfriends 5 and then my own.....yes i'm very anal about folding socks....well at the end of every load of whites I would have about 10-15 different socks laying there with no matches!!! I finally decided one day to go through the ENTIRE house and throw away every single sock I could find, then I went to the store and bought my daughter a 10 pack of purple toe socks, my boyfriend a 10 pack of grey toe socks, and myself a 10 pack of pink toe socks. Ever since I have done this it literally takes me 5 mins. to fold socks, compared to the 30-40 mins. it used to take me, and very shockingly.....THEY ALL HAVE MATCHES!!!!
LOL.....Imala sam isti problem, a onda sam toliko mrzela da prebacujem svoje ćerke na 20 različitih vrsta mojih momaka 5, a zatim na svoju... da, veoma sam analna u vezi sa sklapanjem čarapa.. ..pa na kraju svakog punjenja belaca imao bih oko 10-15 različitih čarapa koje bi ležale tamo bez šibica!!! Konačno sam jednog dana odlučila da prođem kroz CELU kuću i bacim svaku čarapu koju sam mogla da nađem, onda sam otišla u prodavnicu i kupila svojoj ćerki 10 pakovanja ljubičastih čarapa, mom dečku 10 sivih čarapa i sebi pakovanje od 10 ružičastih čarapa. Otkad sam ovo uradio, bukvalno mi treba 5 minuta. savijati čarape, u poređenju sa 30-40 min. nekada me je uzimalo, i to veoma šokantno.....SVI IMAJU POKLADNOSTI!!!!
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Pam..that is sooooooo funny!
Don't know how many times I lost them, and I buy expensive ones $8-$13. a pair, so it really kills me when I lose one.
Last time I did laundry, when I was taking out the pile out of the dryer, I saw one go
flying over the top, behind the dryer. You should have seen me jump on top of the washer, trying to reach back there..(those socks cost me too much to lose)
After almost killing myself getting down there, I found 3 of them!!
Check it out! Maybe you will find some of yours back there!
NalPam..to je takooooo smešno!
Ne znam koliko puta sam ih izgubio, a kupujem skupe 8-13 dolara. par, tako da me stvarno ubija kada izgubim jednog.
Poslednji put kada sam prala veš, kada sam vadila gomilu iz mašine za sušenje veša, videla sam da je jedan otišao
leteći preko vrha, iza sušare. Trebalo je da me vidiš kako skačem na mašinu za pranje veša, pokušavajući da posegnem tamo... (te čarape su me koštale previše da bih izgubio)
Nakon što sam se umalo ubio dok sam došao dole, našao sam ih 3!!
Pogledaj! Možda ćete tamo pronaći neke svoje!
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I don't think it is the dryer, i think the sock just gets pissed off and leaves
It's the socks society and community of relationships and marriages that fail in the sock world, just gets fed up.
When he gets his chance he dodges out of town.
I think somewhere theres a Sock Tavern, all the socks that high-tailed it
are just living it up, just as merry as can beNe mislim da je u pitanju mašina za sušenje, mislim da se čarapa jednostavno razbesni i ode
Društvo čarapa i zajednica veza i brakova propadaju u svetu čarapa, samo se zasiti.
Kada mu se ukaže prilika, on izmiče iz grada.
Mislim da negde postoji Sock Taverna, sve čarape koje su imale visok rep
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Now for the "Helpful Hint of The Day"
If you own your own dryer, then pull it away from the wall and remove the back.
You might find a surprise stash of cash there.
I recalled I had to repair our dryer years ago. Found $40 bucks (2 $20's) and a few pennies and nickles also. Kenmore types are common for doing this sort of thing.
Happy searching (Oh and clean out the lint build-up too. Save you life it might!)Sada za „Korisni savet dana“
Ako posedujete sopstvenu mašinu za sušenje veša, onda je povucite od zida i uklonite zadnju stranu.
Možda ćete tamo pronaći iznenađujuće zalihe novca.
Setio sam se da sam morao da popravim našu sušaru pre mnogo godina. Našao sam 40 dolara (2 20 dolara) i nekoliko penija i novčića. Kenmore tipovi su uobičajeni za ovakve stvari.
Srećno traženje (O, i očistite i nakupine dlačica. Možda će vam spasiti život!) -
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I don't think it is the dryer, i think the sock just gets pissed off and leaves
It's the socks society and community of relationships and marriages that fail in the sock world, just gets fed up.
When he gets his chance he dodges out of town.
I think somewhere theres a Sock Tavern, all the socks that high-tailed it
are just living it up, just as merry as can be
Oh, I thought you meant they were pissed off from your smelly feet being in them!! hahahahaha!!!
Ne mislim da je u pitanju mašina za sušenje, mislim da se čarapa jednostavno razbesni i ode
Društvo čarapa i zajednica veza i brakova propadaju u svetu čarapa, samo se zasiti.
Kada mu se ukaže prilika, on izmiče iz grada.
Mislim da negde postoji Sock Taverna, sve čarape koje su imale visok rep
samo žive to, baš vesele koliko mogu biti
Oh, mislio sam da si mislio da su ljuti jer su tvoja smrdljiva stopala bila u njima!! hahahahaha!!! -
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Pam,
Check your closet...
It is a documented fact that white socks are the Larva stage for wire coat hangers. When you heat them in a dryer and apply spin a temporal shift occurs and one sock will metamorphose as well as doppler shift into its new incarnation as a fresh new wire hanger in your closet.
(Disclaimer: this SWAG (Sceintific Wild Assed Guess) is completly unconfirmed. The alternate theory that the metamorphic transformation is into a paper clip is still just a common WAG)
Jim = WACK...self explanatory!! hehe
Pam,
Proverite svoj ormar...
Dokumentovana je činjenica da su bele čarape faza Larva za žičane vešalice. Kada ih zagrejete u mašini za sušenje i nanesete centrifugiranje, dolazi do vremenskog pomeranja i jedna čarapa će se metamorfozirati, kao i dopler, u svoju novu inkarnaciju kao nova nova žičana vešalica u vašem ormanu.
(Odricanje od odgovornosti: ovaj SVAG (Sceintific Vild Assed Guess) je potpuno nepotvrđen. Alternativna teorija da je metamorfna transformacija u spajalicu i dalje je samo uobičajena VAG)
Jim = VACK...samo po sebi razumljivo!! hehe -
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This is another explanation::
Ovo je još jedno objašnjenje:
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Ha! I love Off the Mark..Funny!!
Ha! Volim Off the Mark..Smešno!!
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ROFLMAO PMM!!!! Just saved it and now it's my Screen Saver! lol
ROFLMAO PMM!!!! Upravo sam ga sačuvao i sada je to moj Screen Saver! lol
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