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  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    Hi Members,

    Illinois just had a tax increase AGAIN. Not only is there an increase on liquor...which by the way puts us at the highest Liquor tax in the country as well as taxes period......

    Now there is a new taxation on candy, soda and beauty products. One theory for the tax is to cut down on obesity. Imagine that! Now that a candy bar cost more.....it is the magic cure all to gaining weight.

    Hmmm i want a Snicker bar.....but darn it costs 600% more in sales tax.....i better not buy it!!!!!!!!!! Maybe i will just stay home and shampoo my hair tonite.......oops that's a 600% increase in tax too!!!!!

    With all these restraints on my pocket book....maybe I'll just stay home and hit the bottle............did you say .81 cents more for a bottle of vodka?? Give me two.....that's where i draw the line.

    Lips
    Zdravo članovi,

    Illinois je upravo OPET povećao porez. Ne samo da je došlo do povećanja alkohola...što nas usput stavlja na najviši porez na alkohol u zemlji, kao i poreski period.....

    Sada postoji novo oporezivanje slatkiša, gaziranih pića i kozmetičkih proizvoda. Jedna teorija za porez je smanjenje gojaznosti. Zamisli! Sada kada je čokoladica skuplja...to je magični lek za dobijanje na težini.

    Hmmm želim Snicker bar.....ali košta 600% više poreza na promet.....bolje da ga ne kupujem!!!!!!!!!! Možda ću samo ostati kod kuće i šamponirati kosu tonitom.......ups i to je povećanje poreza za 600%!!!!!

    Sa svim ovim ograničenjima na mojoj džepnoj knjižici....možda ću samo da ostanem kod kuće i udarim u flašu............jesi li rekao .81 cent više za flašu votke?? Daj mi dva.....tu podvlačim crtu.

    Usne
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Quit your day job and start "smuggling" the over priced stuff in to the state.

    I'd bet you'd make a MINT!!! cheesy

    Ostavite svoj svakodnevni posao i počnite da "švercujete" preskupe stvari u državu.

    Kladim se da biste napravili MINT!!! cheesy

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    Gene............what a thought.....it use to be the ciggys and fireworks we smuggled!!!! Now its candy, soda, shampoo and liquor!

    Lips
    Gene............kakva misao.....nekada su to bile cigarete i vatromet koje smo švercovali!!!! Sada su to slatkiši, soda, šampon i liker!

    Usne
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    LOL!!! Lipsss we will have to call you Lipppsy Capone!! hehe
    LOL!!! Lipsss moraćemo da te zovemo Lipppsi Capone!! hehe
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    HAHAHAH, I love it!!!     
                    PMM

    HAHAHAH, sviđa mi se!!!
    PMM

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    hmmm..maybe you should just move...........to Va. lol, where all liquor is free....at least when we're hitting up the bars lolololol.................................

    hmmm..možda bi trebalo da se preseliš...........u Va. lol, gde je svo piće besplatno....barem kada budemo upalili bar lolololol...... ..............................

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Hi Members,

    Illinois just had a tax increase AGAIN. Not only is there an increase on liquor...which by the way puts us at the highest Liquor tax in the country as well as taxes period......

    Now there is a new taxation on candy, soda and beauty products. One theory for the tax is to cut down on obesity. Imagine that! Now that a candy bar cost more.....it is the magic cure all to gaining weight.

    Hmmm i want a Snicker bar.....but darn it costs 600% more in sales tax.....i better not buy it!!!!!!!!!! Maybe i will just stay home and shampoo my hair tonite.......oops that's a 600% increase in tax too!!!!!

    With all these restraints on my pocket book....maybe I'll just stay home and hit the bottle............did you say .81 cents more for a bottle of vodka?? Give me two.....that's where i draw the line.

    Lips



    lips...i really think you should be a reporter smiley nice thread

    speaking of chicago...did you watch the bears game tonight??  and see robby gould get smacked in the head by the ref (accidently) and knocked his hat off...what a riot that was smiley nice end of the game for the bears


    Zdravo članovi,

    Illinois je upravo OPET povećao porez. Ne samo da je došlo do povećanja alkohola...što nas usput stavlja na najviši porez na alkohol u zemlji, kao i poreski period.....

    Sada postoji novo oporezivanje slatkiša, gaziranih pića i kozmetičkih proizvoda. Jedna teorija za porez je smanjenje gojaznosti. Zamisli! Sada kada je čokoladica skuplja...to je magični lek za dobijanje na težini.

    Hmmm želim Snicker bar.....ali košta 600% više poreza na promet.....bolje da ga ne kupujem!!!!!!!!!! Možda ću samo ostati kod kuće i šamponirati kosu tonitom.......ups i to je povećanje poreza za 600%!!!!!

    Sa svim ovim ograničenjima na mojoj džepnoj knjižici....možda ću samo da ostanem kod kuće i udarim u flašu............jesi li rekao .81 cent više za flašu votke?? Daj mi dva.....tu podvlačim crtu.

    Usne



    usne...stvarno mislim da treba da budeš reporter smiley lepa nit

    Govoreći o Čikagu...da li ste gledali utakmicu medveda večeras?? i vidi Robija Gulda kako je sudac (slučajno) udario u glavu i srušio mu kapu... kakav je to nered bio smiley lep kraj igre za medvede

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    Thanks Nal............did i ever tell you i think you are the bomb???
    Hvala Nal............da li sam ti ikada rekao da mislim da si ti bomba???
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    you say this, then that horrible Patriots joke...

    i hate these love hate relationships... sad

    ti kažeš ovo, pa onaj užasni Patriotsov vic...

    mrzim ove ljubavne veze... sad

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    you say this, then that horrible Patriots joke...

    i hate these love hate relationships... sad
    To love you is to tease you.....never will there be hate.

    ti kažeš ovo, pa onaj užasni Patriotsov vic...

    mrzim ove ljubavne veze... sad
    Voljeti te znači zadirkivati te.....nikada neće biti mržnje.
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    grin
    grin

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