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  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    Hiya Guys and Dolls!!

    Hahahahahahha now that i got your attention.....wink!! No no not that kind of vibrator!!! Let's keep it clean!

    I had to go to court the other day for speeding. While i there we were warned to have our cell phones off!! Feeling very confident i had my cell on vibrate i had no need to worry!

    About 15 minutes after court starts........there is a blaring song that fills the courtroom!

    "I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays
    Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me
    Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start
    And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart"

    I turned 7 shades of red as i slip my hand in my purse, feel my way around to shut it off quick!!! All the while trying desperately to play the part like the rest of the courtroom...in total disbelief that anyone would have there cell on.....how dare they!!

    The court bailiff panned the crowd with a tin eye, while i am looking around too as if im wondering who is it!! Phewwwwww that was not a fun moment!!!

    But nothing tops when i tried to escape the bar by putting a full margarita in my purse cuz i didn't want to waste it. After i got it all situated in my purse as to not spill it......i put my cell in my purse and plop landed right in the margarita!!

    I guess i was a bit tipsy........he he he!!

    Do you have any trials and tribulations to cell phone nitemares?

    Lips
    Zdravo momci i lutke!!

    Hahahahahaha sad kad sam privukao tvoju pažnju.....namigni!! Ne ne ne takav vibrator!!! Neka bude čisto!

    Morao sam da idem na sud pre neki dan zbog prekoračenja brzine. Dok sam bio tamo, upozoreni smo da isključimo mobilne telefone!! Osećajući se veoma samopouzdano, imao sam mobilni na vibraciji, nisam morao da brinem!

    Otprilike 15 minuta nakon početka suđenja..........reče pesma koja puni sudnicu!

    „Želim da ih držim kao što to rade u Tekas Plais-u
    Preklopi ih, pusti ih da me udare. Podigni ih, ostani sa mnom
    Sreća i intuicija igraju na karte pikom za početak
    A nakon što se navuče, igraću onu koja mu je na srcu"

    Okrenuo sam 7 nijansi crvene dok sam gurnuo ruku u tašnu, opipao se da je brzo isključim!!! Sve vreme očajnički pokušavajući da odigram ulogu kao i ostatak sudnice...u potpunoj neverici da iko ima ćeliju...kako se usuđuju!!

    Sudski izvršitelj je limenim okom gađao masu, a i ja gledam okolo kao da se pitam ko je!! Phevvvv to nije bio zabavan trenutak!!!

    Ali ništa nije najbolje kada sam pokušao da pobegnem iz bara stavljajući punu margaritu u torbicu, jer nisam želeo da je potrošim. Nakon što sam sve stavio u svoju tašnu da ne bih prolio ...... stavio sam svoj mobilni u tašnu i plop je pao pravo u margaritu!!

    Pretpostavljam da sam bio malo pripit........he he he!!

    Da li imate bilo kakvih iskušenja i nevolja za mobilne telefone nitemares?

    Usne
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    I had just gotten a new cell phone, and I loved it.

    The new one was replacing the previous one because I had dropped it right in the "drink" while I was fishing.  I managed to retrive it, but it was not working. I tried to dry it out with a blowdryer, and actually melted the cover. So needless to say, this phone was history. I did not carry insurance on it.

    So, back to the new phone. Had it one day. Went to the movies with my brother, and while using the restroom, I stood up, and the case slipped right off my belt and went right in the toilet. It fell in, at the EXACT moment I hit the flush button, and it was gooonnneeee.  I stood there looking in disbelief at an empty toilet bowl. lol 

    I dont know how long I stood there staring blankly like that before I came to the realization my phone was gone for good.

    It was back to the ATT dealer AGAIN, the next day. They couldnt believe when they saw me again so soon.  When I told them the story of what happened, I know they wanted to laugh, but didnt for my sake.  I felt like an idiot.

    So, another new phone, and I was on my way.  By the way, I got the insurance this time, as I was not having very good luck with phones.  Thought it might be a godd idea this time. HAHA

                                                                  PMM

    Upravo sam dobio novi mobilni telefon i svideo mi se.

    Novi je zamenjivao prethodni jer sam ga ispustio tačno u „piću“ dok sam pecao. Uspeo sam da ga vratim, ali nije uspelo. Pokušao sam da ga osušim fenom i istopio sam poklopac. Nepotrebno je reći da je ovaj telefon bio istorija. Nisam imao osiguranje.

    Dakle, nazad na novi telefon. Jednog dana. Otišla sam u bioskop sa bratom, i dok sam koristila toalet, ustala sam, a kofer mi je skliznuo sa kaiša i otišao pravo u toalet. Pao je, u TAČNOM trenutku kada sam pritisnuo dugme za ispiranje, i bilo je gooonnneeee. Stajao sam i sa nevericom gledao u praznu klozetsku šolju. lol

    Ne znam koliko sam dugo stajao tako zureći u prazno pre nego što sam shvatio da mi je telefon zauvek nestao.

    Sledećeg dana ponovo se vratio ATT dileru. Nisu mogli da veruju kada su me ponovo videli tako brzo. Kada sam im ispričao priču o tome šta se dogodilo, znam da su hteli da se smeju, ali nisu zbog mene. Osećao sam se kao idiot.

    Dakle, još jedan novi telefon, i krenuo sam. Inače, ovaj put sam dobio osiguranje, jer nisam imao sreće sa telefonima. Mislio sam da bi ovog puta mogla biti dobra ideja. HAHA

    PMM

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    ROLFMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Oh i know i shouldn't laugh but the visual is just too funny! That had to be a hell of a commode to flush a cell phone.......lmaoo.

    I too have dropped my in the toliet!! But i was lucky enough to grab it before it sunk! I let it dry out and it was good as new again!

    When are they going to invent cells phone that can swim?

    Lips
    ROLFMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Oh, znam da ne bi trebalo da se smejem, ali vizuelno je jednostavno previše smešno! To je morala biti paklena komoda da bi se isprao mobilni telefon.......lmaoo.

    I ja sam pao u toalet!! Ali imao sam dovoljno sreće da ga zgrabim pre nego što je potonuo! Pustio sam da se osuši i ponovo je bio kao nov!

    Kada će izmisliti mobilni telefon koji može da pliva?

    Usne
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    I'm surprized your allowed a cell phone at all....the only people in the good ol' commonwealth of Va. who are allowed cells/pagers in the courthouse are lawyers and and cops....ect! 

    Iznenađen sam što uopšte dozvoljavate mobilni telefon....jedini ljudi u dobrom starom Commonvealth-u Va. kojima je dozvoljeno korišćenje ćelija/pejdžera u zgradi suda su advokati i panduri....itd!

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Oh yuk...

    well, i thought it was bad reaching in the toilet for a wad of money at the casino...

    grin grin grin grin grin grin

    o fuj...

    pa, mislio sam da je loše posezati u toaletu za snop novca u kazinu...

    gringringringringringrin

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski


    Hey PMM I LOVE THAT PICTURE OF YOU!!!! cool


    Hej PMM VOLIM TU VAŠU SLIKU!!!! cool
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    PMM...that story had me LMAO. U should write it as a commercial 4 at&t.

    PMM...ta priča me je naterala na LMAO. Trebalo bi da ga napišete kao reklamu 4 at&t.

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    PMM...that story had me LMAO. U should write it as a commercial 4 at&t.


    HAHAHAHAH, maybe I should. 

    So glad you enjoyed it. I laughed all over again when I was writing it.

    I just remember standing there for the longest time looking at that empty toilet bowl. HAHAHAH'

    It being a public restroom they had those industrial toilets,the ones with the power flushers, that could flush a damn graperfruit down, so my phone was just an appitizer for it. HAHAHAH

    I'll call AT&T tomorrow with my pitch. laugh_out_loud

                                                          PMM

    PMM...ta priča me je naterala na LMAO. Trebalo bi da ga napišete kao reklamu 4 at&t.


    HAHAHAHAH, možda bih trebao.

    Drago mi je da ste uživali. Opet sam se smejao dok sam to pisao.

    Samo se sećam da sam tamo najduže stajao i gledao u tu praznu klozetsku šolju. HAHAHAH'

    Budući da je to bio javni toalet, imali su one industrijske toalete, one sa električnim ispiračima, koji su mogli isprati prokleti grejp, tako da je moj telefon bio samo predjelo za to. HAHAHAH

    Pozvaću AT&T sutra sa mojim predlogom. laugh_out_loud

    PMM
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski



    Hey PMM I LOVE THAT PICTURE OF YOU!!!! cool



    Hej PMM VOLIM TU VAŠU SLIKU!!!! cool
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    [quote author=lucky8s link=topic=10027.msg82871#msg82871 date=1267997335]


    Hey PMM I LOVE THAT PICTURE OF YOU!!!! cool

    ya, i love that pic too pam

    [kuote author=lucki8s link=topic=10027.msg82871#msg82871 date=1267997335]


    Hej PMM VOLIM TU VAŠU SLIKU!!!! cool

    da, i ja volim tu sliku, Pam
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski


    [quote author=lucky8s link=topic=10027.msg82871#msg82871 date=1267997335]


    Hey PMM I LOVE THAT PICTURE OF YOU!!!! cool

    ya, i love that pic too pam


    Me too...I love it!!! grin


    [kuote author=lucki8s link=topic=10027.msg82871#msg82871 date=1267997335]


    Hej PMM VOLIM TU VAŠU SLIKU!!!! cool

    da, i ja volim tu sliku, Pam


    I ja... volim to!!! grin

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