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  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    Hi LCB,

    Have you ever had a close call. Where you are knocking on deaths door...and like a cat you have nine lives?

    A few years ago i had a speeding ticket and had to go to court. The court is colossal! The walk from the parking lot to the court house was a good country mile. It was raining to make matters worse.....plus i am due in court in 5 minutes.

    Like a mirage i see a shuttle approaching....its hauling all the speeders...charlatans and hoodlums. I run to catch the shuttle....narrowly missing it. I head for the back...finding a seat open in the last row. As the bus comes to a complete stop.....everyone single files and proceeds for the exit door.

    I am the last one off. As the door closes behind me....my coat gets caught in the door...i had on long coat and took several steps before i realized it. The driver unaware as to what is going on....starts to pull away. In a panic and yelling frantically i am able to keep pace with the bus as it moves...running along side of it.

    Thank God the bus was moving slow as it fought to get through the crowd. Onlookers waved in front of the bus to tell him to STOPPPPPPPP!!!!!

    That was one close call....i think i might have about 5 lives left! What about you?

    Lips
    Zdravo LCB,

    Da li ste ikada imali bliski poziv. Gde kucaš na vrata smrti...i kao mačka imaš devet života?

    Pre nekoliko godina imao sam kaznu za prebrzu vožnju i morao sam da idem na sud. Sud je kolosalan! Šetnja od parkinga do zgrade suda bila je dobra seoska milja. Padala je kiša da bi stvari bile još gore.....plus moram na sud za 5 minuta.

    Kao fatamorgana, vidim šatl koji se približava.... vuče sve brzače... šarlatane i lopove. Trčim da uhvatim šatl... za dlaku ga propuštam. Krenem nazad... pronalazeći otvoreno sedište u poslednjem redu. Kako se autobus potpuno zaustavlja.....svi se pokreću i nastavljaju ka izlaznim vratima.

    Ja sam poslednji. Kako se vrata zatvaraju za mnom....moj kaput se zaglavio u vratima...imao sam dugačak kaput i napravio nekoliko koraka pre nego što sam to shvatio. Vozač nesvestan šta se dešava... počinje da se udaljava. U panici i mahnito vičući mogu da držim korak sa autobusom dok se kreće... trčeći uz njega.

    Hvala Bogu što se autobus kretao sporo dok se borio da prođe kroz gomilu. Gledaoci su mahali ispred autobusa da mu kažu STOPPPPPP!!!!!

    To je bio jedan bliski poziv....mislim da mi je ostalo još oko 5 života! Sta je sa tobom?

    Usne
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Hmmm, let's see...

    18 years old, Phoenix Arizona.

    I was driving a 69 Camaro Z28 convertible (god I loved that car). I had worked all summer to afford a brand new set of Cragar rims for my car and was driving down Black Canyon freeway at about 4 in the morning. Lets just say I was enjoying testing out the new rims, top down and a little over 100 mph as I approached an underpass...

    The left front tire blew out and like an idiot I fought the skid in the wrong direction... suddenly with a sickening crunch I watched as the nose of the car suddenly dropped and on instinct i dove to the floorboard as the car began flipping end over end (no seatbelt). When I woke up I was lying there staring at my car surrounded by paramedics and police. The fire department had my car cut into pieces with the jaws of life, which they needed to pry the transmisson out of my chest where it had ripped through the floorboard, pinning me under the dash... and quite likely saving me from being thrown flying. The car was sitting 90 feet off the freeway on the onramp, upside down.... I walked away with bruised ribs.

    (Cragar bought me a new car when it was determined it was their high performance rim that buckled, sending the car flipping.)

    26 years old, Baton Rouge Louisiana.

    Had a two hour drive from New Orleans to Baton Rouge to get to work at a construction site building a new processing plant onto Stuaffer Chemical plant. I was carpooling with another foreman and we started hitting rain about 40 minutes out from the job. Being as it was payday and knowing we would be rained out... we started planning getting to the job, grabbing our checks and hightailing it home to go fishing before the storm reached New Orleans (Bass hit great right ahead of a storm front). We pulled into the gravel parking lot, rolled all the windows up tight and headed the quarter mile walk to the brass shack where we could pick up our checks.

    About halfway there we heard what sounded like a freight train coming in behind us and watched a tornado set down about 500 yards away. I dove for the ditch on the side of the road while my buddy dove to the otherside. I can remember, as I was in mid dive seeing the ditch full of water sucked dry as I landed in the mud and feeling my feet lifting back into the air and the tornado was past us and ripping through the parking lot. Not a single peice of glass was left in anyones cars as the pressure blew out everyone of them. We never did get to go fishing.

    30 years old, Lake Charles Louisiana.
    Working a turnaround to bring a new electric plant online for its first firing, My job was to erect scaffolds to allow workers access to out of the reach locations... One such was at the top of the steel structure some 165 feet off the ground. The scaffold I was building was roughly another thirty feet tall and I was wlking around the top frame, stabbing new 10' legs, all while walking on a 2" wide pipe when my foot slipped.

    I threw the 10' leg one way and I went the other, down the middle of the scaffold I had just been building. my fingers slapped one of the crossbars as i flipped and i was able to get enough forward pull to throw my arm over the diagonal. I felt the impact as I hit the next crossbar as my shoulder ripped out of it's socket but I was able to grip my safety harness long enough to keep me in place and throw the lanyard over the bar and lock it before passing out. Which left me dangling fro the bottom of the scaffold, 165 feet in the air  with nothing between me and the ground bu the rope safety belt.

    32 years old, Longville Louisiana

    Was member of Volunteer fire department, and once again, about 4 am we got a Page about a mini van that had just flipped on the highway about 3 miles from the house.As the wife ran to her car and took off in a spray of dust, heading to get the rescue truck I was into my Ford Ranger, lights flashing and jamming gears even as i was grabbing for the radio. I headed straight to the wreck on hearing the paramedic team was already getting the rescue truck rolling and got their in less than 3 minutes... Adreneline does bizarre things to a person.

    I was first on scene... and it was bad. the whole front of the upside down van was on fire and I could see 3 or 4 people struggling inside. I was able to pull the driver and a passenger in the front out of the side windows, and had broke out the rear glass and was trying to free the two teenagers pinned in the back seat. I got one cut free of her seatbelt and literally lifted her out and shoved her out the glass behind me even as the front seat was a ball of fire... i was still trying to cut the second kid loose, a boy about 16 when My feet were grabbed and I was pulled out. the fireball as the backseat erupted gave me third degree burns up to both elbows and melted the visor on my helmet... The visor is rated to 1200 degrees Fahrenheit.
    We were unable to save the boy.

    I think that means I have six left.

    Hmmm, da vidimo...

    18 godina, Feniks, Arizona.

    Vozio sam 69 Camaro Z28 kabriolet (Bože, voleo sam taj auto). Radio sam celo leto da bih sebi priuštio potpuno novi komplet Cragar felni za auto i vozio se autoputem Crnog kanjona oko 4 sata ujutro. Recimo samo da sam uživao testirajući nove felge, odozgo prema dole i malo preko 100 mph dok sam se približavao podvožnjaku...

    Prednja leva guma je eksplodirala i kao idiot sam se izborio sa proklizavanjem u pogrešnom smeru... odjednom sam sa mučnim škripanjem gledao kako se nos automobila iznenada spustio i instinktivno sam zaronio na pod kad je auto počeo da se okreće preko kraja (bez sigurnosnog pojasa). Kada sam se probudio, ležao sam i buljio u svoj auto okružen bolničarima i policijom. Vatrogasci su moj auto isekli na komade čeljustima života, koje su im bile potrebne da izvuku transmision iz mojih grudi gde je probio podnu dasku, prikovavši me ispod instrument table... i vrlo verovatno spasivši me od bacanja leteći. Auto je stajao 90 stopa od autoputa na rampi, naopako... Otišao sam sa modricama rebara.

    (Cragar mi je kupio novi auto kada je utvrđeno da se njihov naplatak visokih performansi zakopčao, zbog čega se automobil prevrnuo.)

    26 godina, Baton Ruž Luizijana.

    Imao je dva sata vožnje od Nju Orleansa do Baton Ruža da bih došao na posao na gradilištu koji je gradio novu fabriku za preradu u fabrici Stuaffer Chemical. Vozio sam se sa drugim predradnikom i počeli smo da pada kiša oko 40 minuta od posla. Budući da je bila plata i znali smo da će nam padati kiša... počeli smo da planiramo da dođemo do posla, da uzmemo svoje čekove i da ga vratimo kući da idemo na pecanje pre nego što je oluja stigla do Nju Orleansa (bas je sjajno pogodio neposredno uoči olujnog fronta) . Zaustavili smo se na šljunkoviti parking, zatvorili sve prozore i krenuli pešačenjem od četvrt milje do mesingane kolibe gde smo mogli da podignemo svoje čekove.

    Otprilike na pola puta čuli smo nešto što je zvučalo kao teretni voz koji ulazi iza nas i gledali kako se tornado spušta oko 500 metara dalje. Zaronio sam prema jarku sa strane puta dok je moj drugar zaronio na drugu stranu. Sećam se, dok sam bio usred ronjenja i video kako se jarak pun vode usisao, dok sam sleteo u blato i osećao sam kako mi se stopala podižu u vazduh, a tornado je prošao pored nas i parao parking. Nijedan komad stakla nije ostavljen ni u čijim automobilima jer je pritisak sve oduvao. Nikada nismo stigli na pecanje.

    30 godina, Lake Charles Louisiana.
    Radeći na preokretu kako bih stavio novu električnu elektranu na mrežu za njeno prvo paljenje, moj posao je bio da podignem skele kako bih omogućio radnicima pristup lokacijama van domašaja... Jedna takva je bila na vrhu čelične konstrukcije nekih 165 stopa od zemlje . Skela koju sam pravio bila je visoka otprilike još trideset stopa, a ja sam hodao oko gornjeg okvira, zabadajući nove noge od 10 inča, sve dok sam hodao po cevi širokoj 2 inča kada mi je noga okliznula.

    Bacio sam nogu od 10' u jednu stranu, a otišao sam u drugu, niz sredinu skele koju sam upravo napravio. moji prsti su udarili jednu od prečke dok sam se okretao i uspeo sam da povučem dovoljno napred da bacim ruku preko dijagonale. Osetio sam udarac dok sam udario u sledeću prečku dok mi je rame istrgalo iz svog ležišta, ali sam uspeo da uhvatim svoj sigurnosni pojas dovoljno dugo da me zadrži na mestu i bacim uže preko prečke i zaključam ga pre nego što se onesvestim. Zbog čega sam visio sa dna skele, 165 stopa u vazduhu, bez ičega između mene i zemlje osim sigurnosnog pojasa užeta.

    32 godine, Longville Louisiana

    Bio je član Dobrovoljne vatrogasne jedinice, i još jednom, oko 4 sata ujutro, dobili smo stranicu o mini kombiju koji se upravo prevrnuo na autoputu oko 3 milje od kuće. prašina, krenuo po spasilački kamion. Bio sam u svom Ford Rangeru, svetla su treperila i zaglavljivala brzine čak i dok sam hvatao radio. Krenuo sam pravo ka olupini kada sam čuo da tim bolničara već pokreće spasilački kamion i dobio ih za manje od 3 minuta... Adrenelin čini bizarne stvari osobi.

    Bio sam prvi na sceni... i bilo je loše. ceo prednji deo okrenutog kombija je bio u plamenu i mogao sam da vidim 3 ili 4 osobe kako se bore unutra. Uspeo sam da izvučem vozača i suvozača napred kroz bočne prozore, razbio sam zadnje staklo i pokušao da oslobodim dvojicu tinejdžera prikovanih na zadnjem sedištu. Dobio sam jednu posekotinu njenog pojasa i bukvalno je podigao i gurnuo je iz stakla iza sebe, iako je prednje sedište bilo vatrena lopta... još uvek sam pokušavao da otkačim drugo dete, dečaka oko 16 godina kada Noge su me zgrabili i izvukli. vatrena kugla kada je izbilo zadnje sedište zadala mi je opekotine trećeg stepena do oba lakta i istopila vizir na mom šlemu... Vizir je ocenjen na 1200 stepeni Farenhajta.
    Nismo uspeli da spasimo dečaka.

    Mislim da to znači da mi je ostalo šest.

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    ummmm Jimbeaux, since you have used 4 of your nine lives, do you have 5 or six left???? hehe 

    You seriously must have a guardian angel watching over you!!!
    ummmm Jimbeauk, pošto si iskoristio 4 od svojih devet života, da li ti je ostalo 5 ili šest???? hehe

    Ozbiljno morate imati anđela čuvara koji vas čuva!!!
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Jimbeaux gets 10!  He rocks, thus the extra one.

    medtrans

    Jimbeauk dobija 10! On se ljulja, samim tim i ekstra.

    medtrans

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

            It had rained all day, just hovering around freezing so the rain that fell WAS rain UNTIL, nightfall.  Then every overpass in the county was a sheet of ice. 

        I was cruizing along in a little S-10 with rear wheel drive,heading to my friends house, hit a over pass at about 55 and started to slide. Went stright into oncoming traffic, yet just missed every car somehow,  swirled allll the way around to the opposite side of the road, hit the ditch sideways and rolled my truck down a steep embankment.  Landed upside down, wheels still turning on my truck till I took my foot off the gas.  Jumped out...and felt the pain in my ribs. OUCH. Broken ribs hurt.
            I was lucky that night, with only broken ribs. A young Mom lost her life in another part of town due to the weather.
            I know I used up one of my 9 lives that night. Maybe even two.
    I do believe in Gaurdian Angels, and I know I gave mine grey hair that night.

                                                                            PMM2008

    Kiša je padala ceo dan, samo je lebdela oko smrzavanja, tako da je kiša koja je padala BILA KIŠA DO noći. Tada je svaki nadvožnjak u okrugu bio pokrivač leda.

    Krstario sam u malom S-10 sa pogonom na zadnje točkove, krenuo ka kući mojih prijatelja, udario u prevoj na oko 55 i počeo da klizim. Ušao pravo u nadolazeći saobraćaj, ali nekako sam promašio svaki automobil, zavrtio se skroz na suprotnu stranu puta, udario bočno u jarak i otkotrljao moj kamion niz strmi nasip. Sleteo naopako, točkovi su se i dalje okretali na mom kamionu dok nisam skinuo nogu sa gasa. Iskočio sam... i osetio bol u rebrima. OUCH. Slomljena rebra bole.
    Imao sam sreće te noći, samo sa slomljenim rebrima. Mlada mama je zbog vremenskih prilika izgubila život u drugom delu grada.
    Znam da sam te noći potrošio jedan od svojih 9 života. Možda čak i dva.
    Verujem u Gardijske anđele, i znam da sam te noći dao sedu kosu.

    PMM2008

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    ya pam..i am with you.  i always say i must have a guardian angel or two with me,

    and i could most definately write a book, so i won't even start, but i would say i have one maybe 1 1/2 lives left tops myself.

    meow  wink

    ia pam..ja sam sa tobom. uvek kažem da moram imati jednog ili dva anđela čuvara sa sobom,

    i definitivno bih mogao da napišem knjigu, tako da neću ni da počnem, ali rekao bih da mi je preostalo možda 1 1/2 života na vrhuncu.

    Mjau wink

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    Jimbo,

    All i can say is WoW!!! I have come back and back to finish your post each time having an interruption. Determined to finish it tonite.......i have goose bumps.

    You are the unsung hero........there is just nothing else to say.

    You leave me in awe.

    Lips
    Džimbo,

    Sve što mogu reći je VoV!!! Vraćao sam se i vraćao se da završim vaš post svaki put kada imam prekid. Odlučan da ga završim tonite.......naježim se.

    Ti si neopevani heroj........nema se šta drugo reći.

    Ostavljaš me u čudu.

    Usne

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