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  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Hi Gang:
        Last night I smoked the last cigarette in my pack. I knew I'd wake up and have to run to the store to get more so I could have my morning ritual where I pretty much chain smoke with my coffee and LCB.

        This morning, barely awake, I recieved a call that my friend needed to borrow my vehicle, and I of course said "Yes" completely forgetting my lack of nicotine in the house. 

        As the car taillights disappeared around the corner, it hit me. "OH NO." I felt a fear like I was looking death in the eye.  NO CIGARETTES.  What will I do? Will I live? Will I die? Will I end up hurting someone?

          I did the mad dash thru the house, looking for that evasive butt I might of left in the ashtray, but to no avail.  I WAS OUT.
          By 8am, I was just a tad cranky. By 10am, I was getting increasingly irritated at the smallest things.  By 4pm, I was a real B**ch.

          Its a good thing I was alone all today. that way, no one could get hurt unnecessarily. 

          About 5pm, my friend returns my car.  I called her and left a message to PLEASE stop and pick me up some cigarettes.  She did.  I was waiting for her at the end of the driveway, lighter in hand.  I about ripped her arm off trying to get in her purse for those smokes.  With shaky hands I lit up.  It is true when I say I smoked several in a row.
            That is the longest I have been without a cigarette in a very longggg time, and I am not looking to ever try that again any time soon.

            Anyone else ever experience the "Out of Smokes" nightmare.

        I am now once again in front of my computer , smokes in hand, Also my coffee, and all is right with the world.  cheesy cheesy

                                      All in fun: PMM

    Zdravo bando:
    Sinoć sam popušio poslednju cigaretu u kutiji. Znao sam da ću se probuditi i da ću morati da trčim u prodavnicu da uzmem još kako bih imao svoj jutarnji ritual u kome sam prilično često pušio uz kafu i LCB.

    Jutros, jedva budan, primio sam poziv da moj prijatelj treba da pozajmi moje vozilo, a ja sam naravno rekao "Da" potpuno zaboravivši na nedostatak nikotina u kući.

    Kada su zadnja svetla nestala iza ugla, pogodila me je. "O, NE." Osećao sam strah kao da gledam smrti u oči. NO CIGARETE. Šta ću ja uraditi? Hoću li živeti? hoću li umreti? Da li ću na kraju nekoga povrediti?

    Ludo sam projurio kroz kuću, tražeći onu izbegavajuću zadnjicu koju sam mogao ostaviti u pepeljari, ali bezuspešno. BIO SAM NAPOLJU.
    Do 8 ujutro, bio sam malo nervozan. Do 10 ujutru sam se sve više nervirao na najsitnije stvari. Do 4 popodne, bio sam prava kučka.

    Dobro je što sam danas bio sam. na taj način niko ne bi mogao da se povredi bez potrebe.

    Oko 17 časova, prijatelj mi vraća auto. Pozvao sam je i ostavio poruku da MOLIM TE stane i pokupi mi cigarete. Ona je. Čekao sam je na kraju prilaza, sa upaljačom u ruci. Skoro sam joj otkinuo ruku pokušavajući da joj uđem u torbicu zbog tih dima. Drhtavim rukama upalih. Istina je kada kažem da sam pušio nekoliko zaredom.
    To je najduže što sam bio bez cigarete u veoma dugom vremenu, i ne želim to da pokušam ponovo u skorije vreme.

    Bilo ko drugi je ikada doživeo noćnu moru "Out of Smokes".

    Sada sam ponovo ispred svog kompjutera, puši u ruci, takođe moja kafa, i sve je u redu sa svetom. cheesycheesy

    Sve u zabavi: PMM

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Dang PMM, I tell you, you are so lucky.

    I am in a smoke free house..Dang!! (Just kidding, it's pretty nice)

    Let's see..I was in Boy scouts and we got to this lake and I'd brought along a pack along and of course I had it with me while crossing a stream. Yep, destroyed.

    And I still had 5 days of "Camp" to survive. The funny thing I learned later was everyone KNEW I smoked and they later said "Gee, we thought you'd come and given it up at camp!"

    Intentionally I have gone 3 days..Nasty! Though once I helped move my direct boss and he was a non-smoker and so I told him so as to not encourage his kids, I wouldn't smoke.

    12..long, horrible, teeth grinding hours later I had a smoke.>Ahhhhhhhhh

    Anyone asks me for such again, I'll just tell them "Go hire a crew!'  cheesy

    Dang PMM, kažem ti, baš si srećna.

    Ja sam u kući bez dima..Dang!! (Samo se šalim, prilično je lepo)

    Da vidimo..Bio sam u izviđačima i stigli smo do ovog jezera i poneo sam čopor sa sobom i naravno imao sam ga sa sobom dok sam prelazio potok. Da, uništeno.

    A imao sam još 5 dana „Kampa“ da preživim. Smešna stvar koju sam kasnije saznao je da su svi ZNALI da pušim i kasnije su rekli: "Bože, mislili smo da ćeš doći i odustati od toga u kampu!"

    Namerno sam otišao 3 dana..Gadno! Iako sam jednom pomogao da premestim svog direktnog šefa, a on je bio nepušač, pa sam mu rekao da ne bih ohrabrio njegovu decu, da neću pušiti.

    12..dugo, užasno, škrguću zubima satima kasnije, popušio sam dim.>Ahhhhhhhhh

    Ako me neko ponovo pita za takve, samo ću im reći "Idite unajmite ekipu!" cheesy

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Dang PMM, I tell you, you are so lucky.

    I am in a smoke free house..Dang!! (Just kidding, it's pretty nice)

    Let's see..I was in Boy scouts and we got to this lake and I'd brought along a pack along and of course I had it with me while crossing a stream. Yep, destroyed.

    And I still had 5 days of "Camp" to survive. The funny thing I learned later was everyone KNEW I smoked and they later said "Gee, we thought you'd come and given it up at camp!"

    Intentionally I have gone 3 days..Nasty! Though once I helped move my direct boss and he was a non-smoker and so I told him so as to not encourage his kids, I wouldn't smoke.

    12..long, horrible, teeth grinding hours later I had a smoke.>Ahhhhhhhhh

    Anyone asks me for such again, I'll just tell them "Go hire a crew!'  cheesy


    honey..i thought you quit??  what happened?  don't answer that..i tried so many times before i finally did it.  well that sound like a BAD day...i have gone cold turkey on a few of my bad habits before, and you sounded just like i felt...scattering around the house, looking for any evidence of anything...that really sucks.  glad she was only gone for the day smiley

    Dang PMM, kažem ti, baš si srećna.

    Ja sam u kući bez dima..Dang!! (Samo se šalim, prilično je lepo)

    Da vidimo..Bio sam u izviđačima i stigli smo do ovog jezera i poneo sam sa sobom čopor i naravno imao sam ga sa sobom dok sam prelazio potok. Da, uništeno.

    A imao sam još 5 dana „Kampa“ da preživim. Smešna stvar koju sam kasnije saznao je da su svi ZNALI da pušim i kasnije su rekli: "Bože, mislili smo da ćeš doći i odustati od toga u kampu!"

    Namerno sam otišao 3 dana..Gadno! Iako sam jednom pomogao da premestim svog direktnog šefa, a on je bio nepušač, pa sam mu rekao da ne bih ohrabrio njegovu decu, da neću pušiti.

    12..dugo, užasno, škrguću zubima satima kasnije, popušio sam dim.>Ahhhhhhhhh

    Ako me neko ponovo pita za takve, samo ću im reći "Idite unajmite ekipu!" cheesy


    dušo..mislio sam da si dao otkaz?? Šta se desilo? nemoj da odgovoriš na to.. pokušao sam toliko puta pre nego što sam to konačno uradio. pa, to zvuči kao LOŠ dan... ranije sam bio hladan zbog nekoliko mojih loših navika, a ti si zvučao baš kao što sam se osećao... razbacao se po kući, tražeći bilo kakav dokaz za bilo šta... to zaista sranje. drago mi je što je otišla samo za jedan dan smiley
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    To Funny,

    I would not have made it through the morning , coffee, smoke, casinos,

    Congrats,  as Im sure I would have had a major breakdown......:)

    Za Smešno,

    Ne bih preživeo jutro, kafu, dim, kazina,

    Čestitam, jer sam siguran da bih imao veliki slom...... :)

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    When im out of smokes......there is nothing like a big butt in the house to help me make it through the nite!!
    Kad prestanem da pušim......u kući nema ništa poput velikog dupeta da mi pomogne da preživim noć!!

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