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  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    Hi LCB'ers,

    There is nothing i relish less than having to use a public bathroom!!! When i go to a public washroom i have to use a paper towel to open the door when i leave! If you should see a paper towel on the floor next to the door.....it was me!!

    I have seen some pretty nasty restrooms!! Have you ever wondered how certain things end up on the walls in stalls? I wonder how many are squatters......God forbid should i sit my hiney on toilet seat!!

    I did have a MAJOR horror story that happened to me and you will never guess where......yep the casino!!!

    I had to make a mad dash to the restroom......feeling i needed a little bit more privacy than other times i choose the very last stall! After i complete my duty (no pun intended) i flush the toilet. OMGGGGGGGG, the worst thing that could ever happen just happened to me!!

    The toilet over flowed......yes.....overflowed. Im not talking just a small stream over the toilet bowl. This was raging flood waters! There was a women in the stall next to me. I could see her shoes from under the stall. The river with all its elements with floating right in her STALL!!!!!!!!!!

    Suddenly it turned into a sewer that floated around her ankles!! Let me tell you......i never ran out of a bathroom so fast in my entire life. That has to be the absolute most horrible public experience i ever had!!

    Hmmm.........just wondering.......have you any bathroom humor?

    Lips
    Zdravo LCB'ers,

    Nema ničeg što manje uživam nego što moram da koristim javno kupatilo!!! Kada idem u javni toalet, moram da koristim papirni peškir da otvorim vrata kada odem! Ako biste videli papirni peškir na podu pored vrata.....to sam ja!!

    Video sam neke prilično gadne toalete!! Da li ste se ikada zapitali kako određene stvari završavaju na zidovima tezgi? Pitam se koliko je skvotera......Ne daj Bože da sednem na vc dasku!!

    Imao sam GLAVNU horor priču koja mi se dogodila i nikada nećete pogoditi gde......da kazino!!!

    Morao sam da bježim do toaleta...... osećajući da mi treba malo više privatnosti nego u drugim slučajevima, izabrao sam poslednju tezgu! Nakon što završim svoju dužnost (bez igre reči) puštam vodu u toaletu. OMGGGGGGGG, desila mi se najgora stvar koja se ikada mogla dogoditi!!

    Toalet je prelio......da.....prelio. Ne govorim samo o malom mlazu preko VC šolje. Ovo su besnele poplavne vode! U tezgi pored mene je bila žena. Mogao sam da vidim njene cipele ispod tezge. Reka sa svim svojim elementima sa plutajućim pravo u njenoj STAJI!!!!!!!!!!!

    Odjednom se pretvorio u kanalizaciju koja je plutala oko njenih članaka!! Dozvolite mi da vam kažem......nikad u svom životu nisam tako brzo pobegao iz kupatila. To mora da je apsolutno najstrašnije javno iskustvo koje sam ikada imao!!

    Hmmm.........samo se pitam.......imaš li humor u kupatilu?

    Usne
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Lips. I've had such experience once...The same incident happened with me! But...it was in MY bathroom!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked Thanks God I was not alone, my brother "saved" me and out house! Just don't know what he did...but without him I'd have run away as you did, lips! wink Who knows if I would still live there! lol

    Usne. Jednom sam imao takvo iskustvo... Isti incident se desio i sa mnom! Ali...to je bilo u MOJEM kupatilu!! shockedshockedshockedshockedshockedshocked Hvala Bogu nisam bio sam, brat me je "spasio" i kuću! Samo ne znam šta je uradio...ali bez njega bih pobegao kao ti, usne! wink Ko zna da li bih još živeo tamo! lol

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    So, I'm in the stall when I hear from the guy in the stall next to me say 'So, how are you ?'
    I think it'd odd, but politely respond...'Um, ok,and you?'
    'So, how's it going?' he asks.
    ok.....not the time for a one on one, but I answer 'Just doing my thing'
    'Cool, cool', he says. 'So, any plans later?'
    Well, I'm not in here to make a friend but I answer back 'No, no plans'
    Then I hear him say 'Look I'm going to have to call you back. Some weirdo in the stall next to me keeps talking to me'
    :P

    It must have been very funny, 13oclock!?! I'd feel embarrassed in such situation...and try to leave it as quick as I can! tongue tongue

    Dakle, ja sam u tezgi kada čujem od tipa u tezgi pored mene da kaže 'Pa, kako si?'
    Mislim da bi to bilo čudno, ali ljubazno odgovorite... 'Um, ok, a ti?'
    'Pa kako ide?' on pita.
    ok.....nije vreme za jedan na jedan, ali odgovaram 'Samo radim svoju stvar'
    „Kul, kul“, kaže on. "Dakle, ima li planova kasnije?"
    Pa, nisam ovde da bih stekao prijatelja, ali odgovaram 'Ne, nema planova'
    Onda ga čujem kako govori 'Vidi, moraću da te pozovem ponovo. Neki čudak u tezgi pored mene stalno priča sa mnom'
    :P

    Mora da je bilo jako smešno, 13 sati!?! Osećao bih se neprijatno u takvoj situaciji...i pokušao bih da je ostavim što pre! tonguetongue
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Lips. I've had such experience once...The same incident happened with me! But...it was in MY bathroom!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked Thanks God I was not alone, my brother "saved" me and out house! Just don't know what he did...but without him I'd have run away as you did, lips! wink Who knows if I would still live there! lol
    Phib.........you are so lucky you were in your own house!!! Either way ya still want to die!!!

    Usne. Jednom sam imao takvo iskustvo... Isti incident se desio i sa mnom! Ali...to je bilo u MOJEM kupatilu!! shockedshockedshockedshockedshockedshocked Hvala Bogu nisam bio sam, brat me je "spasio" i kuću! Samo ne znam šta je uradio...ali bez njega bih pobegao kao ti, usne! wink Ko zna da li bih još živeo tamo! lol
    Fib.........ti si tako srećna što si bila u svojoj kući!!! U svakom slučaju i dalje želiš da umreš!!!
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    OMG!!!!  GIRL I KNOW RAN LIKE THE WIND AND NEVER LOOKED BACK!!!!  THAT IS SOOOOOO AWFUL!!  shocked
    OMB!!!! DEVOJKA KOJU POZNAM JE TRČALA KAO VETAR I NIKADA SE NE OSVRTALA!!!! TO JE JAKO UGODNO!! shocked
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Hi Gang:
        Recieved this in my e-mail from a good friend.  Made me laugh out loud and I appreciate her sending it to me. I also appreciate Lips for finally writing a humorous thread about the nightmare of public bathrooms.  laugh_out_loud

    Funny...For the ladies..and the public bathroom nightmare.

    When you have to visit a public toilet, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the cubicle doors. Every cubicle

    is occupied.


    Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the cubicle. You get in to find the door won't latch.. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants!

    The dispenser for the modern 'seat covers' (invented by someone's Mum, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your bag on the door hook, if there was one, so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mum would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR !) down with your pants and assume 'The Stance'.

    In this position, your aging, toneless, thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but having not taken time to wipe the seat or to lay toilet paper on it, you hold 'The Stance.'

    To take your mind off your trembling thighs, you reach for what you discover to be the empty toilet paper dispenser.

    In your mind, you can hear your mother's voice saying, 'Dear, if you had tried to clean the seat, you would have KNOWN there was no toilet paper!' Your thighs shake more.

    You remember the tiny tissue that you blew your nose on yesterday - the one that's still in your bag (the bag around your neck, that now you have to hold up trying not to strangle yourself at the same time). That would have to do, so you crumple it in the puffiest way possible. It's still smaller than your thumbnail.

    Someone pushes your door open because the latch doesn't work.

    The door hits your bag, which

    is hanging around your neck in front of your chest and you and your bag topple backward against the tank of the toilet.



    'Occupied!' you scream, as you reach for the door, dropping your precious, tiny, crumpled tissue in a puddle on the floor, while losing your footing altogether and sliding down directly onto the TOILET SEAT. It is wet of course. You bolt up, knowing all too well that it's too late. Your bare bottom has made contact with every imaginable germ and life form on the uncovered seat because YOU never laid down toilet paper - not that there was any, even if you had taken time to try.

    You know that your mother would be utterly appalled if she knew, because you're certain her bare bottom never touched a public toilet seat because, frankly, dear, 'You just don'tKNOW what kind of diseases you could get'.

    By this time, the automatic sensor on the back of the toilet is so confused that it flushes, propelling a stream of water like a fire hose against the inside of the bowl and spraying a fine mist of water that covers your bum and runs down your legs and into your shoes.

    The flush somehow sucks everything down with such force and you grab onto the empty toilet paper dispenser for fear of being dragged in too.

    At this point, you give up. You're soaked by the spewing water and the wet toilet seat. You're exhausted. You try to wipe with a sweet wrapper you found in your pocket and then slink out inconspicuously to the sinks..

    You can't figure out how to operate the taps with the automatic sensors, so you wipe your hands with spit and a dry paper towel and walk past the line of women still waiting.

    You are no longer able to smile politely to them. A kind soul at the very end of the line points out a piece of toilet paper trailing from your shoe. (Where was that when you NEEDEDit?)


    You yank the paper from your shoe, plunk it in the woman's hand and tell her warmly, 'Here, you just might need this.

    As you exit, you spot your hubby, who has long since entered, used and left the men's toilet.. Annoyed, he asks, 'What took you so long and why is your bag hanging around your neck?



    This is dedicated to women everywhere who deal with any public rest rooms/toilets (rest??? you've GOT to be kidding!!). It finally explains to the men what really does take us so long. It also answers that other commonly asked question about why women go to the toilets in pairs. It's so the other gal can hold the door, hang onto your bag and hand you Kleenex under the door.


    This HAD to be written by a woman! No one else could describe it so accurately.

    Zdravo bando:
    Dobio sam ovo na e-mail od dobrog prijatelja. Nasmejao me je naglas i cenim što mi je to poslala. Takođe cenim Lips što je konačno napisao šaljivu temu o noćnoj mori javnih kupatila. laugh_out_loud

    Smešno...Za dame...i noćna mora javnog kupatila.

    Kada morate da posetite javni toalet, obično naiđete na red žena, pa se ljubazno osmehnete i zauzmete svoje mesto. Kada dođete na red, proverite da li ima stopala ispod vrata kabine. Svaka kabina

    je zauzeto.


    Konačno, vrata se otvaraju i vi upadate, zamalo obarajući ženu koja izlazi iz kabine. Uđete i vidite da se vrata neće zaključati.. Nema veze, čekalo se toliko dugo da ćete pokvasiti pantalone!

    Dozator za moderne 'prevlake za sedišta' (koje je izmislila nečija mama, bez sumnje) je zgodan, ali prazan. Okačio bi svoju torbu o kuku na vratima, ako je ima, pa je pažljivo, ali brzo zamotaš oko vrata, (mama bi se prevrnula u grobu ako je staviš na POD!) pantalonama i pretpostaviš da je to tako. 'The Stance'.

    U ovom položaju, vaši ostareli, beztonski mišići butina počinju da se tresu. Voleli biste da sednete, ali pošto niste odvojili vreme da obrišete sedište ili da položite toalet papir na njega, držite „Stav“.

    Da biste skrenuli misli sa svojih drhtavih bedara, posežete za nečim što otkrijete da je prazan dozator toalet papira.

    U mislima možete čuti majčin glas kako govori: 'Draga, da si pokušala da očistiš sedište, ZNALA bi da nema toalet papira!' Bedra ti se više tresu.

    Sećate se sitne maramice na koju ste juče izduvali nos – one koja vam je još uvek u torbi (torba oko vrata, koju sada morate da izdržite pokušavajući da se ne zadavite u isto vreme). To bi trebalo da uradi, pa ga zgužvaš na najpufniji mogući način. I dalje je manji od vaše sličice.

    Neko vam otvara vrata jer brava ne radi.

    Vrata ti udare u torbu, koja

    visi oko vrata ispred vaših grudi, a vi i vaša torba se prevrnete unazad na rezervoar toaleta.



    'Okupirano!' vrištiš, dok posežeš za vratima, ispuštajući svoje dragoceno, sićušno, zgužvano tkivo u lokvicu na pod, dok potpuno gubiš oslonac i spuštaš se direktno na VC SEDIŠTU. Mokro je naravno. Odjurio si, dobro znajući da je prekasno. Tvoje golo dno je uspostavilo kontakt sa svim zamislivim klicama i životnim oblicima na nepokrivenom sedištu jer TI nikada nisi odlagao toalet papir - nije da ga je bilo, čak i da si odvojio vremena da pokušaš.

    Znaš da bi tvoja majka bila krajnje užasnuta da je znala, jer si siguran da njena gola guza nikada nije dodirnula javnu toalet dasku jer, iskreno, draga, 'Ti jednostavno ne ZNAŠ kakve bolesti možeš dobiti'.

    Do tog trenutka, automatski senzor na zadnjoj strani toaleta je toliko zbunjen da pušta vodu, pokrećući mlaz vode poput vatrogasnog creva na unutrašnju stranu posude i prskajući finu maglu vode koja vam prekriva guzu i teče niz vašu noge i u cipele.

    Ispiranje nekako sve usisava takvom snagom i vi se hvatate za prazan dozator toalet papira iz straha da i vas ne uvuče.

    U ovom trenutku odustajete. Natopljeni ste vodom koja izbacuje i mokrom VC daskom. Iscrpljen si. Pokušavate da obrišete slatkim omotom koji ste našli u džepu, a zatim se neupadljivo iskradete do lavaboa.

    Ne možete da shvatite kako da upravljate slavinama sa automatskim senzorima, pa obrišete ruke pljuvačkom i suvim papirnim ubrusom i prođete pored reda žena koje još čekaju.

    Više ne možete da im se ljubazno osmehnete. Ljubazna duša na samom kraju reda ističe komad toalet papira koji vam vuče iz cipele. (Gde je to bilo kada ti TREBA?)


    Izvučeš papir iz cipele, zabiješ ga u ženinu ruku i toplo joj kažeš: 'Evo, možda će ti ovo zatrebati.

    Kada izađete, uočite svog muža koji je odavno ušao, koristio i izašao iz muškog toaleta. Iznerviran pita: „Šta ti je toliko dugo i zašto ti torba visi oko vrata?



    Ovo je posvećeno ženama svuda koje se bave bilo kojim javnim toaletom/toaletom (odmor??? Morate da se šalite!!). To konačno objašnjava muškarcima šta nam zaista treba toliko vremena. Takođe odgovara na ono drugo često postavljano pitanje o tome zašto žene idu u toalet u paru. To je tako da druga devojka može da drži vrata, da zakači tvoju torbu i da ti doda Kleenek ispod vrata.


    Ovo je morala da napiše žena! Niko drugi to nije mogao tako precizno opisati.
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    OMG! I clean those bathrooms in a office building with two classrooms for 4-5 year olds. I noticed that in the mens bathroom I have been checking the soap dipenser for the last two weeks. Its been at the same level (just enough but almost empty) I have came to the conclusion men dont wash thier hands.
            You wouldnt believe the things I have to clean up some days and I must say it's usually in the ladies room. Like someone was in that time of month and somehow got blood on wall as well as seat and back of toilet. Then feces on wall UNDER toilet paper dispenser as if it may have been on hand and as they reached for paper hit wall!
            Theres more but I think you are all grossed out enough laugh_out_loud

    OMB! Čistim ta kupatila u poslovnoj zgradi sa dve učionice za decu od 4-5 godina. Primetio sam da u muškom kupatilu proveravam dozator sapuna poslednje dve nedelje. Bio je na istom nivou (taman dovoljno ali skoro prazan) došao sam do zaključka da muškarci ne peru ruke.
    Ne biste verovali stvari koje moram da počistim nekoliko dana, a moram reći da je to obično u toaletu za žene. Kao da je neko bio u to doba meseca i nekako je dobio krv na zidu, kao i na sedištu i naslonu toaleta. Onda izmet na zid ISPOD dispenzera toalet papira kao da je bio pri ruci i dok su posegnuli za papirom udarili u zid!
    Ima ih još, ali mislim da ste svi dovoljno iscrpljeni laugh_out_loud

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    So, I'm in the stall when I hear from the guy in the stall next to me say 'So, how are you ?'
    I think it'd odd, but politely respond...'Um, ok,and you?'
    'So, how's it going?' he asks.
    ok.....not the time for a one on one, but I answer 'Just doing my thing'
    'Cool, cool', he says. 'So, any plans later?'
    Well, I'm not in here to make a friend but I answer back 'No, no plans'
    Then I hear him say 'Look I'm going to have to call you back. Some weirdo in the stall next to me keeps talking to me'
    :P



    I busted out laughing on this one. 13, you are a riot smiley Thanks for being part of this forum.

    Dakle, ja sam u tezgi kada čujem od tipa u tezgi pored mene da kaže 'Pa, kako si?'
    Mislim da bi to bilo čudno, ali ljubazno odgovorite... 'Um, ok, a ti?'
    'Pa kako ide?' on pita.
    ok.....nije vreme za jedan na jedan, ali odgovaram 'Samo radim svoju stvar'
    „Kul, kul“, kaže on. "Dakle, ima li planova kasnije?"
    Pa, nisam ovde da bih stekao prijatelja, ali odgovaram 'Ne, nema planova'
    Onda ga čujem kako govori 'Vidi, moraću da te pozovem ponovo. Neki čudak u tezgi pored mene stalno priča sa mnom'
    :P



    Prasnuo sam od smeha na ovome. 13, ti si pobuna smiley Hvala što ste deo ovog foruma.
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski


    Hi Gang:
        Recieved this in my e-mail from a good friend.  Made me laugh out loud and I appreciate her sending it to me. I also appreciate Lips for finally writing a humorous thread about the nightmare of public bathrooms.  laugh_out_loud

    Funny...For the ladies..and the public bathroom nightmare.

    When you have to visit a public toilet, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the cubicle doors. Every cubicle

    is occupied.


    Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the cubicle. You get in to find the door won't latch.. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants!

    The dispenser for the modern 'seat covers' (invented by someone's Mum, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your bag on the door hook, if there was one, so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mum would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR !) down with your pants and assume 'The Stance'.

    In this position, your aging, toneless, thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but having not taken time to wipe the seat or to lay toilet paper on it, you hold 'The Stance.'

    To take your mind off your trembling thighs, you reach for what you discover to be the empty toilet paper dispenser.

    In your mind, you can hear your mother's voice saying, 'Dear, if you had tried to clean the seat, you would have KNOWN there was no toilet paper!' Your thighs shake more.

    You remember the tiny tissue that you blew your nose on yesterday - the one that's still in your bag (the bag around your neck, that now you have to hold up trying not to strangle yourself at the same time). That would have to do, so you crumple it in the puffiest way possible. It's still smaller than your thumbnail.

    Someone pushes your door open because the latch doesn't work.

    The door hits your bag, which

    is hanging around your neck in front of your chest and you and your bag topple backward against the tank of the toilet.



    'Occupied!' you scream, as you reach for the door, dropping your precious, tiny, crumpled tissue in a puddle on the floor, while losing your footing altogether and sliding down directly onto the TOILET SEAT. It is wet of course. You bolt up, knowing all too well that it's too late. Your bare bottom has made contact with every imaginable germ and life form on the uncovered seat because YOU never laid down toilet paper - not that there was any, even if you had taken time to try.

    You know that your mother would be utterly appalled if she knew, because you're certain her bare bottom never touched a public toilet seat because, frankly, dear, 'You just don'tKNOW what kind of diseases you could get'.

    By this time, the automatic sensor on the back of the toilet is so confused that it flushes, propelling a stream of water like a fire hose against the inside of the bowl and spraying a fine mist of water that covers your bum and runs down your legs and into your shoes.

    The flush somehow sucks everything down with such force and you grab onto the empty toilet paper dispenser for fear of being dragged in too.

    At this point, you give up. You're soaked by the spewing water and the wet toilet seat. You're exhausted. You try to wipe with a sweet wrapper you found in your pocket and then slink out inconspicuously to the sinks..

    You can't figure out how to operate the taps with the automatic sensors, so you wipe your hands with spit and a dry paper towel and walk past the line of women still waiting.

    You are no longer able to smile politely to them. A kind soul at the very end of the line points out a piece of toilet paper trailing from your shoe. (Where was that when you NEEDEDit?)


    You yank the paper from your shoe, plunk it in the woman's hand and tell her warmly, 'Here, you just might need this.

    As you exit, you spot your hubby, who has long since entered, used and left the men's toilet.. Annoyed, he asks, 'What took you so long and why is your bag hanging around your neck?



    This is dedicated to women everywhere who deal with any public rest rooms/toilets (rest??? you've GOT to be kidding!!). It finally explains to the men what really does take us so long. It also answers that other commonly asked question about why women go to the toilets in pairs. It's so the other gal can hold the door, hang onto your bag and hand you Kleenex under the door.


    This HAD to be written by a woman! No one else could describe it so accurately.





    OMG!!! how realistic. Nicely written, almost felt like i was there..lol. Thanks for sharing.


    Zdravo bando:
    Dobio sam ovo na e-mail od dobrog prijatelja. Nasmejao me je naglas i cenim što mi je to poslala. Takođe cenim Lips što je konačno napisao šaljivu temu o noćnoj mori javnih kupatila. laugh_out_loud

    Smešno...Za dame...i noćna mora javnog kupatila.

    Kada morate da posetite javni toalet, obično naiđete na red žena, pa se ljubazno osmehnete i zauzmete svoje mesto. Kada dođete na red, proverite da li ima stopala ispod vrata kabine. Svaka kabina

    je zauzeto.


    Konačno, vrata se otvaraju i vi upadate, zamalo obarajući ženu koja izlazi iz kabine. Uđete i vidite da se vrata neće zaključati.. Nema veze, čekalo se toliko dugo da ćete pokvasiti pantalone!

    Dozator za moderne 'prevlake za sedišta' (koje je izmislila nečija mama, bez sumnje) je zgodan, ali prazan. Okačio bi svoju torbu o kuku na vratima, ako je ima, pa je pažljivo, ali brzo zamotaš oko vrata, (mama bi se prevrnula u grobu ako je staviš na POD!) pantalonama i pretpostaviš da je to tako. 'The Stance'.

    U ovom položaju, vaši ostareli, beztonski mišići butina počinju da se tresu. Voleli biste da sednete, ali pošto niste odvojili vreme da obrišete sedište ili da položite toalet papir na njega, držite „Stav“.

    Da biste skrenuli misli sa svojih drhtavih bedara, posežete za nečim što otkrijete da je prazan dozator toalet papira.

    U mislima možete čuti majčin glas kako govori: 'Draga, da si pokušala da očistiš sedište, ZNALA bi da nema toalet papira!' Bedra ti se više tresu.

    Sećate se sitne maramice na koju ste juče izduvali nos – one koja vam je još uvek u torbi (torba oko vrata, koju sada morate da izdržite pokušavajući da se ne zadavite u isto vreme). To bi trebalo da uradi, pa ga zgužvaš na najpufniji mogući način. I dalje je manji od vaše sličice.

    Neko vam otvara vrata jer brava ne radi.

    Vrata ti udare u torbu, koja

    visi oko vrata ispred vaših grudi, a vi i vaša torba se prevrnete unazad na rezervoar toaleta.



    'Okupirano!' vrištiš, dok posežeš za vratima, ispuštajući svoje dragoceno, sićušno, zgužvano tkivo u lokvicu na pod, dok potpuno gubiš oslonac i spuštaš se direktno na VC SEDIŠTU. Mokro je naravno. Odjurio si, dobro znajući da je prekasno. Tvoje golo dno je uspostavilo kontakt sa svim zamislivim klicama i životnim oblicima na nepokrivenom sedištu jer TI nikada nisi odlagao toalet papir - nije da ga je bilo, čak i da si odvojio vremena da pokušaš.

    Znaš da bi tvoja majka bila krajnje užasnuta da je znala, jer si siguran da njena gola guza nikada nije dodirnula javnu toalet dasku jer, iskreno, draga, 'Ti jednostavno ne ZNAŠ kakve bolesti možeš dobiti'.

    Do tog trenutka, automatski senzor na zadnjoj strani toaleta je toliko zbunjen da pušta vodu, pokrećući mlaz vode poput vatrogasnog creva na unutrašnju stranu posude i prskajući finu maglu vode koja vam prekriva guzu i teče niz vašu noge i u cipele.

    Ispiranje nekako sve usisava takvom snagom i vi se hvatate za prazan dozator toalet papira iz straha da i vas ne uvuče.

    U ovom trenutku odustajete. Natopljeni ste vodom koja izbacuje i mokrom VC daskom. Iscrpljen si. Pokušavate da obrišete slatkim omotom koji ste našli u džepu, a zatim se neupadljivo iskradete do lavaboa.

    Ne možete da shvatite kako da upravljate slavinama sa automatskim senzorima, pa obrišete ruke pljuvačkom i suvim papirnim ubrusom i prođete pored reda žena koje još čekaju.

    Više ne možete da im se ljubazno osmehnete. Ljubazna duša na samom kraju reda ističe komad toalet papira koji vam vuče iz cipele. (Gde je to bilo kada ti TREBA?)


    Izvučeš papir iz cipele, zabiješ ga u ženinu ruku i toplo joj kažeš: 'Evo, možda će ti ovo zatrebati.

    Kada izađete, uočite svog muža koji je odavno ušao, koristio i izašao iz muškog toaleta. Iznerviran pita: „Šta ti je toliko dugo i zašto ti torba visi oko vrata?



    Ovo je posvećeno ženama svuda koje se bave bilo kojim javnim toaletom/toaletom (odmor??? Morate da se šalite!!). To konačno objašnjava muškarcima šta nam zaista treba toliko vremena. Takođe odgovara na ono drugo često postavljano pitanje o tome zašto žene idu u toalet u paru. To je tako da druga devojka može da drži vrata, da zakači tvoju torbu i da ti doda Kleenek ispod vrata.


    Ovo je morala da napiše žena! Niko drugi to nije mogao tako precizno opisati.





    OMB!!! koliko realno. Lepo napisano, skoro sam se osećao kao da sam tamo..lol. Hvala što delite.
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    Hi Gang:
        Recieved this in my e-mail from a good friend.  Made me laugh out loud and I appreciate her sending it to me. I also appreciate Lips for finally writing a humorous thread about the nightmare of public bathrooms.  laugh_out_loud

    Funny...For the ladies..and the public bathroom nightmare.

    When you have to visit a public toilet, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the cubicle doors. Every cubicle

    is occupied.


    Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the cubicle. You get in to find the door won't latch.. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants!

    The dispenser for the modern 'seat covers' (invented by someone's Mum, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your bag on the door hook, if there was one, so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mum would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR !) down with your pants and assume 'The Stance'.

    In this position, your aging, toneless, thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but having not taken time to wipe the seat or to lay toilet paper on it, you hold 'The Stance.'

    To take your mind off your trembling thighs, you reach for what you discover to be the empty toilet paper dispenser.

    In your mind, you can hear your mother's voice saying, 'Dear, if you had tried to clean the seat, you would have KNOWN there was no toilet paper!' Your thighs shake more.

    You remember the tiny tissue that you blew your nose on yesterday - the one that's still in your bag (the bag around your neck, that now you have to hold up trying not to strangle yourself at the same time). That would have to do, so you crumple it in the puffiest way possible. It's still smaller than your thumbnail.

    Someone pushes your door open because the latch doesn't work.

    The door hits your bag, which

    is hanging around your neck in front of your chest and you and your bag topple backward against the tank of the toilet.



    'Occupied!' you scream, as you reach for the door, dropping your precious, tiny, crumpled tissue in a puddle on the floor, while losing your footing altogether and sliding down directly onto the TOILET SEAT. It is wet of course. You bolt up, knowing all too well that it's too late. Your bare bottom has made contact with every imaginable germ and life form on the uncovered seat because YOU never laid down toilet paper - not that there was any, even if you had taken time to try.

    You know that your mother would be utterly appalled if she knew, because you're certain her bare bottom never touched a public toilet seat because, frankly, dear, 'You just don'tKNOW what kind of diseases you could get'.

    By this time, the automatic sensor on the back of the toilet is so confused that it flushes, propelling a stream of water like a fire hose against the inside of the bowl and spraying a fine mist of water that covers your bum and runs down your legs and into your shoes.

    The flush somehow sucks everything down with such force and you grab onto the empty toilet paper dispenser for fear of being dragged in too.

    At this point, you give up. You're soaked by the spewing water and the wet toilet seat. You're exhausted. You try to wipe with a sweet wrapper you found in your pocket and then slink out inconspicuously to the sinks..

    You can't figure out how to operate the taps with the automatic sensors, so you wipe your hands with spit and a dry paper towel and walk past the line of women still waiting.

    You are no longer able to smile politely to them. A kind soul at the very end of the line points out a piece of toilet paper trailing from your shoe. (Where was that when you NEEDEDit?)


    You yank the paper from your shoe, plunk it in the woman's hand and tell her warmly, 'Here, you just might need this.

    As you exit, you spot your hubby, who has long since entered, used and left the men's toilet.. Annoyed, he asks, 'What took you so long and why is your bag hanging around your neck?



    This is dedicated to women everywhere who deal with any public rest rooms/toilets (rest??? you've GOT to be kidding!!). It finally explains to the men what really does take us so long. It also answers that other commonly asked question about why women go to the toilets in pairs. It's so the other gal can hold the door, hang onto your bag and hand you Kleenex under the door.


    This HAD to be written by a woman! No one else could describe it so accurately.



    OMG!!!!!!!!  PAM!!!!!!!  I can't believe you published that!!  You know, I still think about it every once and a while, and start cracking up...I guess it was just too funny to keep to yourself, I know.
    Hahahahahahahahahahaha  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
    I love funny stuff exclamation!


    Zdravo bando:
    Dobio sam ovo na e-mail od dobrog prijatelja. Nasmejao me je naglas i cenim što mi je to poslala. Takođe cenim Lips što je konačno napisao šaljivu temu o noćnoj mori javnih kupatila. laugh_out_loud

    Smešno...Za dame...i noćna mora javnog kupatila.

    Kada morate da posetite javni toalet, obično naiđete na red žena, pa se ljubazno osmehnete i zauzmete svoje mesto. Kada dođete na red, proverite da li ima stopala ispod vrata kabine. Svaka kabina

    je zauzeto.


    Konačno, vrata se otvaraju i vi upadate, zamalo obarajući ženu koja izlazi iz kabine. Uđete i vidite da se vrata neće zaključati.. Nema veze, čekalo se toliko dugo da ćete pokvasiti pantalone!

    Dozator za moderne 'prevlake za sedišta' (koje je izmislila nečija mama, bez sumnje) je zgodan, ali prazan. Okačio bi svoju torbu o kuku na vratima, ako je ima, pa je pažljivo, ali brzo zamotaš oko vrata, (mama bi se prevrnula u grobu ako je staviš na POD!) pantalonama i pretpostaviš da je to tako. 'The Stance'.

    U ovom položaju, vaši ostareli, beztonski mišići butina počinju da se tresu. Voleli biste da sednete, ali pošto niste odvojili vreme da obrišete sedište ili da položite toalet papir na njega, držite „Stav“.

    Da biste skrenuli misli sa svojih drhtavih bedara, posežete za nečim što otkrijete da je prazan dozator toalet papira.

    U mislima možete čuti majčin glas kako govori: 'Draga, da si pokušala da očistiš sedište, ZNALA bi da nema toalet papira!' Bedra ti se više tresu.

    Sećate se sitne maramice na koju ste juče izduvali nos – one koja vam je još uvek u torbi (torba oko vrata, koju sada morate da izdržite pokušavajući da se ne zadavite u isto vreme). To bi trebalo da uradi, pa ga zgužvaš na najpufniji mogući način. I dalje je manji od vaše sličice.

    Neko vam otvara vrata jer brava ne radi.

    Vrata ti udare u torbu, koja

    visi oko vrata ispred vaših grudi, a vi i vaša torba se prevrnete unazad na rezervoar toaleta.



    'Okupirano!' vrištiš, dok posežeš za vratima, ispuštajući svoje dragoceno, sićušno, zgužvano tkivo u lokvicu na pod, dok potpuno gubiš oslonac i spuštaš se direktno na VC SEDIŠTU. Mokro je naravno. Odjurio si, dobro znajući da je prekasno. Tvoje golo dno je uspostavilo kontakt sa svim zamislivim klicama i životnim oblicima na nepokrivenom sedištu jer TI nikada nisi odlagao toalet papir - nije da ga je bilo, čak i da si odvojio vremena da pokušaš.

    Znaš da bi tvoja majka bila krajnje užasnuta da je znala, jer si siguran da njena gola guza nikada nije dodirnula javnu toalet dasku jer, iskreno, draga, 'Ti jednostavno ne ZNAŠ kakve bolesti možeš dobiti'.

    Do tog trenutka, automatski senzor na zadnjoj strani toaleta je toliko zbunjen da pušta vodu, pokrećući mlaz vode poput vatrogasnog creva na unutrašnju stranu posude i prskajući finu maglu vode koja vam prekriva guzu i teče niz vašu noge i u cipele.

    Ispiranje nekako sve usisava takvom snagom i vi se hvatate za prazan dozator toalet papira iz straha da i vas ne uvuče.

    U ovom trenutku odustajete. Natopljeni ste vodom koja izbacuje i mokrom VC daskom. Iscrpljen si. Pokušavate da obrišete slatkim omotom koji ste našli u džepu, a zatim se neupadljivo iskradete do lavaboa.

    Ne možete da shvatite kako da upravljate slavinama sa automatskim senzorima, pa obrišete ruke pljuvačkom i suvim papirnim ubrusom i prođete pored reda žena koje još čekaju.

    Više ne možete da im se ljubazno osmehnete. Ljubazna duša na samom kraju reda ističe komad toalet papira koji vam vuče iz cipele. (Gde je to bilo kada ti TREBA?)


    Izvučeš papir iz cipele, zabiješ ga u ženinu ruku i toplo joj kažeš: 'Evo, možda će ti ovo zatrebati.

    Kada izađete, uočite svog muža koji je odavno ušao, koristio i izašao iz muškog toaleta. Iznerviran pita: „Šta ti je toliko dugo i zašto ti torba visi oko vrata?



    Ovo je posvećeno ženama svuda koje se bave bilo kojim javnim toaletom/toaletom (odmor??? Morate da se šalite!!). To konačno objašnjava muškarcima šta nam zaista treba toliko vremena. Takođe odgovara na ono drugo često postavljano pitanje o tome zašto žene idu u toalet u paru. To je tako da druga devojka može da drži vrata, da zakači tvoju torbu i da ti doda Kleenek ispod vrata.


    Ovo je morala da napiše žena! Niko drugi to nije mogao tako precizno opisati.



    OMB!!!!!!!! PAM!!!!!!!! Ne mogu da verujem da si to objavio!! Znaš, ja i dalje razmišljam o tome s vremena na vreme, i počinjem da pucam... Pretpostavljam da je bilo previše smešno da bih to zadržao za sebe, znam.
    Hahahahahahahahahaha gringringringringringringrin
    Volim smešne stvari exclamation !
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    ROFL....

                grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

    ROFL....

    gringringringringringringrin

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    same here...i was banging on the desk laughing
    the guy i work with thinks i'm nuts  ;D
    (no, really he's as funny as we are..thank god) grin grin grin

    isto ovde... lupao sam po stolu od smeha
    tip sa kojim radim misli da sam lud ;D
    (ne, stvarno je zabavan kao i mi..hvala Bogu) gringringrin

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    [PMM.............ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


    I love it girl!! Can i relate to the "stance"! How many times have been out and tipsy and do the infamous stance and sway. I have been known a time or 2 to hit my head on the stall door with that stance!!

    I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thanks for making my day!!

    Lips
    [PMM.............ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


    Volim to devojko!! Mogu li da se povežem sa "stavom"! Koliko puta sam bio napolju i pripit i napravio zloglasni stav i ljuljao se. Poznato mi je da sam jednom ili dva puta udario glavom o vrata tezge sa tim stavom!!

    Sviđa mi se!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hvala što ste mi ulepšali dan!!

    Usne
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    my older sis gave that to me, and i can remember my mom yelling at us when we were little, never to sit on the toilets...it really cracked me up

    and lips..you made my eyes water over here yesterday with your story of the toilet overflowing...WAY to funny

    Pam..bathroom humor is a riot, huh?!!  grin grin grin

    Moja starija sestra mi je to dala, i sećam se da je mama vikala na nas kada smo bili mali, da nikada ne sedimo na toaletu... to me je stvarno razbesnelo

    i usne..zasuzio si mi oči juče svojom pričom o prepunjavanju toaleta...Smešno

    Pam..humor u kupatilu je nered, a?!! gringringrin

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    This thread is too funny! I have a warped sense of humor and i have been laughing til the tears are rolling down my face.

    Lips you are a character!!

    Ova tema je previše smešna! Imam izobličen smisao za humor i smejao sam se dok mi suze ne krenu niz lice.

    Usne ti si lik!!

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    Thanks grape...i like a warped sense of humor! I can tell your gonna be a blast!

    Lips
    Hvala grožđe...volim iskrivljen smisao za humor! Mogu reći da ćeš biti sjajan!

    Usne
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    Just for fun,

    Smuggle a cantelope/ or grapefruit into the public bathroom stall next time you go.  Drop it in the toilet bowl from chest high.  After it gives you a big splashing sound, make a incredible sigh,( Ahhhhhhhhhhhh)  so that all the rest of the bathroom hears you.
          Let them draw their own conclusions.

    LMAO..

    Complete silliness, which I would never really do, but reading these things make me crack up.

                                                                  PMM

    Šale radi,

    Prokrijumčarite kantelopu/ili grejpfrut u štandu javnog kupatila sledeći put kada odete. Bacite ga u VC šolju od grudi visoko. Nakon što vam izda veliki zvuk prskanja, napravite neverovatan uzdah (Ahhhhhhhhhhh) tako da vas čuje sav ostatak kupatila.
    Neka sami donesu zaključke.

    LMAO..

    Potpuna glupost, koju nikada ne bih uradio, ali čitanje ovih stvari me raspucava.

    PMM

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    anyone ever seen an "upper decker"????

    thats where someone decides to drop a deuce into the tank as opposed to the bowl...

    i was at the bowling alley last week and was heading to the mens room when i heard the kid that works there coming out of the bathroom swearing and complaining....i asked what was wrong and he showed me...sorry, i laughed my a$$ off cheesy

    i hadn't seen an upper decker in years.

    iko je ikada video "gornji deker"????

    tu neko odluči da ubaci dvojku u rezervoar, a ne u činiju...

    Bio sam u kuglani prošle nedelje i išao u muški toalet kada sam čuo klinca koji tamo radi kako izlazi iz kupatila psuje i žali se... Pitao sam šta nije u redu i pokazao mi je... izvini, ja nasmejao mi se cheesy

    nisam video gornji sprat godinama.

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    UPPER DECKER?  LMAO......

      I have never heard of such a thing.  But of course my sick sense of humor makes me laugh out loud at it.  Upper decker....hahahaha....My goodness.....

                                                            PMM

    I learn something new every day. Regardless of how sick or twisted it is. laugh_out_loud

    UPPER DECKER? LMAO......

    Nikada nisam čuo za tako nešto. Ali, naravno, moj bolesni smisao za humor me tera da se glasno smejem tome. Gornji sprat....hahahaha....Bože moj.....

    PMM

    Svaki dan naučim nešto novo. Bez obzira koliko je bolestan ili uvrnut. laugh_out_loud

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    OMG...you guys got me started again...
    first i was thinking, upper decker? how sick is THAT?? But the more I thought about it, I started laughing till my eyes watered...Just think of how long it must  have been in there before they found it...hahahahahaha
    woooooooooooo...don't go in there
    grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin 

    OMG... vi ste me ponovo pokrenuli...
    Prvo sam pomislio, gornji sprat? koliko je TO bolesno?? Ali što sam više razmišljao o tome, počeo sam da se smejem dok mi oči nisu zasuzile... Pomislite samo koliko je dugo moralo biti unutra pre nego što su ga našli... hahahahaha
    vauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...nemoj da ulaziš tamo
    gringringringringringringringringringringrin

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    hahahahahahhahaha, darn you Nal, you got me dying over here now.

                                                                PMM

    hahahahahahhahaha, proklet bio Nal, sad si me naterao da umirem.

    PMM

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    Another bathroom nitemare is missing the toilet bowl while in the infamous stance.Having dropped my clothes from the waist down....squatting in what i think is a good target position.........i miss the toilet bowl!!

    Now i have to walk out of the bathroom wet!!! I know i'm not the only that has done that.......am i? lmaooooo!

    Lips
    Još jednom noćnom moru u kupatilu nedostaje VC šolja dok je u zloglasnom stavu. Spustio sam odeću od struka nadole... čučim u onome što mislim da je dobra meta......... nedostaje mi VC šolja !!

    Sada moram da izađem mokar iz kupatila!!! Znam da nisam jedini koji je to uradio.......zar ne? lmaooooo!

    Usne
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Another bathroom nitemare is missing the toilet bowl while in the infamous stance.Having dropped my clothes from the waist down....squatting in what i think is a good target position.........i miss the toilet bowl!!

    Now i have to walk out of the bathroom wet!!! I know i'm not the only that has done that.......am i? lmaooooo!

    Lips



    i'm going to have send my sis some of these posts...see what she started..
    this stuff is WAY funnier than the email  grin

    Još jednom noćnom moru u kupatilu nedostaje VC šolja dok je u zloglasnom stavu. Spustio sam odeću od struka nadole... čučim u onome što mislim da je dobra meta......... nedostaje mi VC šolja !!

    Sada moram da izađem mokar iz kupatila!!! Znam da nisam jedini koji je to uradio.......zar ne? lmaooooo!

    Usne



    Poslaću svojoj sestri neke od ovih postova...pogledajte šta je počela..
    ove stvari su MNOGO smešnije od e-pošte grin
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Another bathroom nitemare is missing the toilet bowl while in the infamous stance.Having dropped my clothes from the waist down....squatting in what i think is a good target position.........i miss the toilet bowl!!

    Now i have to walk out of the bathroom wet!!! I know i'm not the only that has done that.......am i? lmaooooo!

    Lips



    LMAO!!!! Would never admit this!!!  grin grin grin

    Još jednom noćnom moru u kupatilu nedostaje VC šolja dok je u zloglasnom stavu. Spustio sam odeću od struka nadole... čučim u onome što mislim da je dobra meta......... nedostaje mi VC šolja !!

    Sada moram da izađem mokar iz kupatila!!! Znam da nisam jedini koji je to uradio.......zar ne? lmaooooo!

    Usne



    LMAO!!!! Ovo nikada ne bih priznao!!! gringringrin
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    OMG!!!!!!!!!!! Am i the only one!! I need some target practice. Brb gonna go practice here at home............lmaooo!

    Lips
    OMB!!!!!!!!!!! Ja sam jedini!! Treba mi malo gađanja. Brb idem da vežbam ovde kod kuće............lmaooo!

    Usne
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    hahahaha!!!!! no...just would never admit it  grin grin grin

    i wouldn't go as far as target practice!!! hehe

      cool

    hahahaha!!!!! ne... jednostavno to nikad ne bih priznao gringringrin

    ne bih išao tako daleko do vežbanja mete!!! hehe

    cool

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    I had one of those friends that could go anywhere.. i mean anywhere
    when i was young.. if she had to go she was in the bushes, along the road
    anywhere she could squat.. if she had to go she went!!

    Once, while i was young, in a visit to Vegas with my family, we did this
    every year and always got to bring along a friend, i chose "miss go anywhere".. well.. we were in the circus circus, had to been over 20 years ago think we were about 13, 14.. she had to go.. i went with her..
    She walked in it was not crowded, she got her stall and went, and boy did she go.. she stunk the whole public restroom up, it was seeping out the door to the lobby.. that bad..
    Now i had to go, she came out the stall and i was complaining a bit saying
    dang it's so bad its burning my nose.. sheesh, so im plugging my nose trying to use this stall, i finally go.. and went to get paper and the roller was stuck, when i pulled on the paper it made this really loud rumbling sound only being able to pull little pieces atta time, by that time some loud mouth, big haired, wide knuckled, lady
    was banging on my stall door yelling, hurry up honey, come on now, bang bang bang, and im trying to get the paper its rumbling loud bradada rup bradada rup, the lady bangs again, "stop it now honey you're going to break it".. im quiet, finally said never mind the paper and just stood up and pulled up, flushed and it OVERFLOWED!! all i did was tinkle and i didn't even have paper in it.. sad sad  the lady is yelling.. "you broke it!!!"
    i open the stall the door.. she looks at me, plugs her nose and
    so very loudly says "peeeeeee uuuuuuuuuu".. a grown lady.. and it wasnt me who stunk it up, it was my friend, my friend got in there no problems did it no one seen her and no one knew it was her, i had to take the blame sad
    My friend was laughing, i was mad and redfaced.
    I learned a lesson that day.. she can go alone for now on..

    Imao sam jednog od onih prijatelja koji su mogli da odu bilo gde.. mislim bilo gde
    kad sam bio mlad.. ako je morala da ide, bila je u žbunju, pored puta
    gde god bi mogla da čučne.. ako je morala da ide, otišla je!!

    Jednom, dok sam bio mlad, u poseti Vegasu sa porodicom, uradili smo ovo
    svake godine i uvek sam morao da povedem prijatelja, izabrao sam "promaši idem bilo gde".. pa... bili smo u cirkusu, morali smo biti pre više od 20 godina, mislim da imamo oko 13, 14 godina.. morala je da ide .. išao sam sa njom..
    Ušla je unutra nije bilo gužve, uzela je svoju tezgu i otišla, i dečko je otišla.. zasmrdila je ceo javni toalet, curilo je kroz vrata predvorja.. tako loše..
    Sada sam morao da idem, ona je izašla iz tezge, a ja sam se malo žalio
    Jebote da je tako loše da mi peče nos.. shh, pa začepim nos pokušavajući da koristim ovu tezgu, konačno sam otišao.. i otišao da uzmem papir i valjak se zaglavio, kada sam povukao papir ovo je postalo stvarno glasno tutnjavi zvuk koji može da povuče samo male komadiće u to vreme, do tada neka glasna usta, krupne kose, širokih zglobova, dama
    lupao je na vrata moje tezge i vikao, požuri dušo, hajde sad, bang bang bang, i pokušavam da dobijem novine kako glasno tutnjaju bradada rup bradada rup, dama opet lupa, "prestani sada dušo break it".. tiho sam, konačno rekao da nema veze sa papirom i samo ustao i povukao gore, zacrvenio se i PRELIVAO!! sve što sam radio bilo je zveckanje i nisam imao čak ni papir u njemu.. sadsad dama viče.. "slomio si ga!!!"
    otvaram vrata tezge.. ona me gleda, začepi nos i
    tako jako glasno kaže "peeeeeee uuuuuuuuuuu".. odrasla dama.. i nisam ja to smrskala, to je bila moja drugarica, moja drugarica je ušla bez problema niko je nije video i niko nije znao da je ona, morao sam da preuzmem krivicu sad
    Moj prijatelj se smejao, ja sam bio ljut i crven.
    Tog dana sam naučio lekciju.. ona za sada može da ide sama..

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    There certainly is red faced....down right one to die situations! I have a friend that is quite a card. When we would go into stores she would relieve a bit of hot air.......quite loudly i might add and turn to me and say OMG i can't believe you just did that!! Half the people in the store would turn and look at me, when in fact it was HER!!

    I know i had to turn seven shades of red! Later on after the embarrassment wore off we would laugh at the reactions of people. I keep telling her one of these days im going to get even with her!!!

    Ahhhhh fun times!

    Lips
    Sigurno postoji crveno lice....dole desno jedna situacija za umiranje! Imam prijatelja koji je prava karta. Kada bismo ušli u prodavnice, ona bi se oslobodila malo vrućeg vazduha.......prilično glasno bih mogao dodati i okrenuti se ka meni i reći OMG, ne mogu da verujem da si upravo to uradio!! Pola ljudi u prodavnici bi se okrenulo i pogledalo me, a zapravo je to bila ONA!!

    Znam da sam morao da pretvorim u sedam nijansi crvene! Kasnije, nakon što je sramota prošla, smejali bismo se reakcijama ljudi. Stalno joj govorim jednog od ovih dana da ću joj se pomiriti!!!

    Ahhhhh zabavno vreme!

    Usne

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