Hello, LCB family! I had a great week in Atlantic City.
I played the numbers you all supplied and hit pretty big on about half of them. 3 was the BIGGEST. Dang!
My biggest winning streak was craps....turned $200 into over $3000 at a very hot table.
I stayed at Bally's (My least favorite) and it was an unruly zoo! Every night security was carting people off the property. At the BJ table, a drunk man two people away from me suddenly diarrhea-ed all over himself...what a bio hazard! It shut things down fast. And speaking, of bodily functions, on the elevator a woman who kept saying "I gotta go bad!" actually let loose and urinated all over the floor. What a drunken tart!
I had my usual unseemly, sinful black-chip action. And was able to keep my experience highly multcultural. My, my....I am so open minded. Here's to the blessing of globalization! (Don't worry, no details here, but the usual LCB members are free to private-message me for details as usual!)
I did have a rather bad, embarrassing incident. At Caesars I was feeling in my pocket for some chips I won and, while certainly effected by the two Godfathers I just drank, slipped and tumbled down the rest of the escalator. I hit pretty hard. I was not knocked out, but was dazed. The next thing I remember was a delightful woman with wonderful cleavage bending over me asking if I was okay. Wow....I felt no pain! I swear, I got the biggest urge to nurse right then and there! Security came running. I was okay. But had to spend the rest of my time in AC going around with a big, stupid looking goose egg on my forehead! What a dork!
All and all, just good, fun, relaxing "therapy" for the Mind Doc!
Izveštaj iz Atlantik Sitija!
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- u Mar 06, 11, 03:12:46 PM
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Zdravo, LCB porodica! Imao sam sjajnu nedelju u Atlantik Sitiju.
Odigrao sam brojeve koje ste svi dali i pogodio prilično velike na oko polovine njih. 3 je bio NAJVEĆI. Dang!
Moj najveći pobednički niz je bio craps....pretvorio je $200 u preko $3000 za veoma vrućim stolom.
Odseo sam u Balli's-u (moj najmanje omiljeni) i bio je to neposlušan zoološki vrt! Svake noći obezbeđenje je odvozilo ljude sa imanja. Za BJ stolom, pijani čovek, dve osobe dalje od mene, iznenada je dobio dijareju po celom sebi... kakva biološka opasnost! Brzo je zatvorio stvari. A kad smo već kod telesnih funkcija, u liftu žena koja je stalno govorila "Moram da se pokvarim!" zapravo puštena i urinirala po celom podu. Kakav pijani kolač!
Imao sam svoju uobičajenu nepristojnu, grešnu akciju crnog čipa. I uspeo sam da zadržim svoje iskustvo visoko multikulturalnim. Moj, moj....tako sam otvorenog uma. Evo blagoslova globalizacije! (Ne brinite, ovde nema detalja, ali uobičajeni članovi LCB-a su slobodni da mi pošalju privatne poruke za detalje kao i obično!)
Imao sam prilično loš, sramotan incident. U Cezaru sam u džepu tražio neke žetone koje sam osvojio i, iako sam bio pod uticajem dva kuma, samo sam popio, okliznuo sam se i srušio niz pokretne stepenice. Udario sam prilično jako. Nisam bio nokautiran, već sam bio ošamućen. Sledeće čega se sećam bila je divna žena sa divnim dekolteom koja se savijala nada mnom i pitala me da li sam dobro. Vau.... nisam osetio bol! Kunem se, imam najveću želju za dojenjem baš tada i tamo! Dotrčalo je obezbeđenje. Bio sam u redu. Ali morao sam da provedem ostatak svog vremena u klima-uređaju idući okolo sa velikim, glupo izgledajući guščji jaje na čelu! Kakav kreten!
Sve i sve, samo dobra, zabavna, opuštajuća "terapija" za Mind Doc-a! -
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- u Mar 06, 11, 03:38:13 PM
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Sounds like a good time apart from the obvious bits.
Glad you enjoyed it and that you had some luck at the tables.
Welcome back.
blueZvuči kao dobar provod osim očiglednih delova.
Drago mi je da ste uživali i da ste imali sreće za stolovima.
Dobrodošli nazad.
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- genenco
- u Mar 06, 11, 03:50:16 PM
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"The next thing I remember was a delightful woman with wonderful cleavage bending over me asking if I was okay. Wow....I felt no pain! I swear, I got the biggest urge to nurse right then and there!"
I am surprised that your "Lift Equipment" didn't help you up either.
„Sledeće čega se sećam bila je divna žena sa divnim dekolteom koja se saginjala nada mnom i pitala da li sam dobro. Vau... Nisam osetila bol! Kunem se, imala sam najveću želju da dojim odmah i tamo!“
Čudi me da vam ni vaša „Oprema za podizanje“ nije pomogla da se podignete. -
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- u Mar 06, 11, 04:21:23 PM
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Welcome back, happy to see you re safely home, doc.
Glad to hear you had a blast except for a few not so fun episodes but hey, that's what the vacation is all about,right!
Congrats. your win.Dobro došli nazad, srećni što ste bezbedni kod kuće, doktore.
Drago mi je čuti da ste se zabavili osim nekoliko ne tako zabavnih epizoda, ali hej, to je ono što je odmor, zar ne!
Čestitam. tvoja pobeda. -
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- u Mar 06, 11, 04:54:33 PM
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lol, genenco, maybe with the fall, and the shock of the gal bending over him, the hydraulics temporarly broke down
lol, genenco, možda sa padom, i šokom devojke koja se savija nad njim, hidraulika se privremeno pokvarila
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- Joseph Kennedy
- u Mar 06, 11, 07:55:51 PM
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Sorry about the fall Doc, you're taking it well. Come back safely.
Žao mi je zbog pada, doktore, dobro ga podnosiš. Vrati se bezbedno.
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- u Mar 07, 11, 12:24:59 AM
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Nice win doc and glad you are home safe and sound. I only hope since you were "dazed" after toppling down the stairs it was truly a cleavage looking back at you and not wishful thinking. It might of been a beefed up dude with his shirt unbuttoned to his navel.
LipsLepa pobeda doktore i drago mi je da ste kući zdravi i zdravi. Nadam se samo da ste bili "ošamućeni" nakon što ste se srušili niz stepenice, da je to zaista bio dekolte kada gledate unatrag, a ne maštanje. Možda je to bio nabrijani tip sa košuljom otkopčanom do pupka.
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- u Mar 07, 11, 06:46:36 AM
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lips....good point! Or a middle aged guy who has developed "man boobs!" I did feel like a stupid ass, though.
usne.... dobra poenta! Ili sredovečni momak koji ima razvijene "muške sise!" Ipak, osećao sam se kao glupo dupe.
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- u Mar 07, 11, 08:20:19 PM
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I did feel like a stupid ass, though.
LOL... maybe this belongs in that "poetic justice" thread? just sayin'...
seriously, though, good you weren't hurt badly, that could have been much worse. Hope you are recuperating well and counting your winnings!
Ipak, osećao sam se kao glupo dupe.
LOL... možda ovo spada u tu nit "poetske pravde"? Samo govorim'...
ozbiljno, ali dobro da nisi teško povređen, to je moglo biti mnogo gore. Nadam se da se dobro oporavljate i da brojite svoje dobitke! -
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- u Mar 08, 11, 07:03:21 AM
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chilly......poetic justice? Sure....the Almighty may have been whacking me a bit for my sins. But, if it was REALLY an atonement for my sins, the appropriate response would have been for the Lord to drop me down an empty elevator shaft!
So....I just chalk this up to too much drink and not paying attention!
And.....the goose egg on my forehead is now a giant bruise. I look like I have the mother of all birth marks on my forehead.chilli......poetska pravda? Naravno.... Svemogući me je možda malo udario zbog mojih greha. Ali, da je to ZAISTA bilo iskupljenje za moje grehe, odgovarajući odgovor bi bio da me Gospod spusti niz praznu šaht lifta!
Pa.... Ja ovo samo pripisujem previše pića i ne obraćam pažnju!
I..... guščje jaje na mom čelu je sada ogromna modrica. Izgledam kao da imam majku svih urođenih znakova na čelu. -
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- u Mar 08, 11, 11:11:08 AM
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I know that feeling...I once followed the band from the bar over to an after hours party, was walking through a garage and tripped and fell flat on my face. Busted my nose, bled all over the place, had to go to work the next day looking like I got beat up. Ah, the good old days...not! Jagermeister! Giver and taker of a good buzz...
Znam taj osećaj... Jednom sam pratio bend od bara do žurke posle radnog vremena, prolazio kroz garažu i spotakao se i pao na lice. Razbio sam nos, krvario svuda, morao sam na posao sutradan kao da sam pretučen. Ah, dobra stara vremena...ne! Jagermeister! Davalac i uzimalac dobrog zujanja...
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