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  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

      Hi gang:
        Wow, what a Sunday I have had.           
            I had a tree in my back yard. An old apple tree, half dead.  It still produced some fruit but wormy and gross.  It had to go. 

              "Don't we need a professional?" I say as my coisin starts the chain saw.  Noooooo, piece of cake." He proceeds to climb the ladder into the tree.  I begin to get this sick feeling in my stomach. I should of stopped him right there. I KNEW I should of followed my gut.  Would of, should of, could of.  As he is cutting I say, "That branch is awful big, I think when it falls it is going to hit the wires."
    "Nooooooo," he says. "It is going to fall this way."  I get up and out of the way.
    TIMBER............. Guess where the branch lands. Right on the electrical and cable lines.  "Crack, snap," 
            I saw it in slow motion.  It was a sickening feeling as I knew there was nothing I could do about it. 
            After a deafing moment of silence, I see my cable line is on the groud.  Thank GOD my electric line withstood the strain and stayed up on the pole.
          "Gee, that didn't go as planned" he says.

    I was shaking so bad, I could hardly stand.  I mean that branch coming down on those wires was scary business.

              I'd had enough for one day.  To much excitment.  The rest of the tree was not as scary, and it did come down. We cleaned up the mess, and called it a day after about 6 hours.

    I think we all hate to admit when we need help.
            There is a reason people are called professionals at what they do.

      Anyone else out there think of a time when they should of called a professional but did it themselves?

                                                            PMM2008

    Zdravo bando:
    Vau, kakvu sam nedelju imao.
    Imao sam drvo u svom dvorištu. Staro drvo jabuke, polumrtvo. Još uvek je doneo plod, ali crvljiv i odvratan. Moralo je proći.

    "Zar nam ne treba profesionalac?" Kažem dok moj coisin pokreće motornu testeru. Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." On nastavlja da se penje merdevinama na drvo. Počinjem da osećam mučninu u stomaku. Trebalo je da ga zaustavim baš tu. ZNAO sam da treba da pratim svoj stomak. Dok on seče, kažem: "Ta grana je strašno velika, mislim da će kada padne udariti u žice."
    "Neeeeeee", kaže on. "Ovuda će pasti." Ustajem i sklanjam se s puta.
    DRVO............. Pogodi gde grana sleće. Pravo na električne i kablovske vodove. "Crack, snap,"
    Video sam to u usporenom snimku. Bio je to mučan osećaj jer sam znao da ne mogu ništa da uradim povodom toga.
    Posle gluvnog trenutka tišine, vidim da mi je kablovska linija na zemlji. Hvala Bogu da je moj električni vod izdržao naprezanje i ostao na stubu.
    „Bože, to nije išlo kako je planirano“, kaže on.

    Toliko sam se tresla da sam jedva mogla da stojim. Mislim da je grana koja se spuštala na te žice bila strašna stvar.

    Bilo mi je dosta za jedan dan. Do velikog uzbuđenja. Ostatak drveta nije bio tako strašan i srušio se. Očistili smo nered i pozvali ga dan posle oko 6 sati.

    Mislim da svi mrzimo da priznamo kada nam je potrebna pomoć.
    Postoji razlog zašto se ljudi nazivaju profesionalcima u onome što rade.

    Da li se još neko tamo seti vremena kada bi trebalo da pozovu profesionalca, ali su to sami uradili?

    PMM2008

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    LOL PAM! You poor thing, i'm glad you are okay and made
    it through the sunday of unnatural disaster lol..
    Geez what a day for you!

    LOL PAM! Jadniče, drago mi je da si dobro i da si spreman
    to do nedelje neprirodne katastrofe lol..
    Bože, kakav dan za tebe!

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Thanks Imagin.ation. I am so sore I can't even tell you.  lips_sealed


    How about the ever popular "Shade tree mechanic." Trying to fix thier car, and they really don't know what they are doing? So by the time they are done their repair bill is twice of what it would of been originally cause they worked on it first.  hahahahah

    Hvala Imagin.ation. Toliko sam bolan da ne mogu ni da ti kažem. lips_sealed


    Šta kažete na uvek popularni "mehaničar za senku". Pokušavaju da poprave svoj auto, a oni stvarno ne znaju šta rade? Dakle, dok oni završe, njihov račun za popravku je dvostruko veći od onoga što bi prvobitno bio jer su oni prvi radili na tome. hahahahah

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Thank the Lord you are okay.

    Hvala Gospodu da si dobro.

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

      I have many times already Doc, but thank you too for your kind words.  cheesy

    I see I many friends here at LCB that care about me.  smiley That makes me so happy. Sorry to worry you good folks. At least I wasn't the one with the chainsaw in hand.
    No thanks.....

    Već sam mnogo puta, doktore, ali hvala i vama na lepim rečima. cheesy

    Vidim da imam mnogo prijatelja ovde u LCB-u koji brinu o meni. smiley To me čini srećnom. Izvinite što brinem, dobri ljudi. Barem ja nisam bio onaj sa motornom testerom u ruci.
    Ne hvala.....

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Damn PMM, I too am glad you're ok...

    Regarding "Pros" some are truly worth their weight in gold (Like I have done a tranny replacement (Shaft type) and I know if that ever comes up again I'll let a PRO do it (Oh the car was ok, my hand took 3 weeks to heal though) but lesson learned...

    I do remember a time when some neighbors decided to re-roof. The husband had a week off, decided "The old roof just needs new shingles" and so he started putting the new ones on top of the old.

    This is ok, if the shingles are the problem. However, halfway up the roof, he suddenly decided to make a new skylight.

    The "Pros" came out and did the job in 4 days (Including repair to the roof) neighbor never said another word about doing it yourself, he ALWAYS called a pro after that incident!

    Prokletstvo PMM, i meni je drago da si dobro...

    Što se tiče "Profesija", neki su zaista vredni svoje težine (Kao da sam uradio zamenu trannija (tip osovine) i znam da ako se to ikada ponovo pojavi, pustiću PRO da to uradi (Oh, auto je bio u redu, moja ruka ipak je trebalo 3 nedelje da se izleči), ali naučena lekcija...

    Sećam se vremena kada su neke komšije odlučile da ponovo prekriju krov. Muž je imao nedelju dana odmora, odlučio je "Starom krovu samo treba nove šindre" i tako je počeo da stavlja nove na stare.

    Ovo je u redu, ako su šindre problem. Međutim, na pola krova, iznenada je odlučio da napravi novi krovni prozor.

    "Profi" su izašli i uradili posao za 4 dana (uključujući popravku krova) komšija nikada nije rekao ni reč o tome da to uradite sami, UVEK je zvao profesionalca nakon tog incidenta!

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    ROFL.....Exactly genenco.  A skylight without a professional? Oh myyyyyy
          Roofing is something you have got to have a pro for I think. Transmissions are wayyyyy up there too.  wink
            Also on my list is cutting down trees.  cheesy CALL A PROFESSIONAL.

    How about plumbing? That is a nightmare too.
       

    ROFL.....Tačno genenco. Svetlarnik bez profesionalca? Oh miiiiii
    Mislim da je krovopokrivanje nešto za šta morate imati profesionalca. Prenosi su i tamo gore. wink
    Takođe na mojoj listi je i seča drveća. cheesy POZOVITE PROFESIONALCA.

    Šta kažeš na vodovod? I to je noćna mora.

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    LOL.. i think he meant to fix the roof, but ended up getting a nice big skylight, Green Acres style laugh_out_loud

    LMAO Genenco!

    LOL.. mislim da je nameravao da popravi krov, ali je na kraju dobio lep veliki svetlarnik u stilu Green Acres laugh_out_loud

    LMAO Genenco!

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    PAM that sucks!!!  next time just cal JIM!!!! hehe
    PAM to je sranje!!! sledeći put samo pozovi JIM!!!! hehe
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

        HAHAHAHA Jim:
        Where the heck were you today when I needed a jack of all trades?  My coisin sure wasn't. That has to be the worst. Having someone think they are a pro when they are clueless.


    I'll tell ya a funny ...
                I go to the chiropractor all the time for a bad neck. It has no curve to it.  (No wonder people call me uptight)  I have watched that guy do it for years and years, and it looks simple.  Just make a fist, have me lay a certain way, and push down.  POP POP POP......
        Who needs all that schooling. I know exactly what I am doing from years of going. grin
    I say all the time to my friends I am gonna open up my house and teach how it is done.

              "The "AT HOME, DO IT YOURSELF, CHIROPRATOR CARE. ".

    (Chiropractic care by Ronco!!!) laugh_out_loud

    All that numbness is normal!!! cheesy


                                      All in Fun:      PMM2008

    HAHAHAHA Džime:
    Gde si dođavola bio danas kada mi je bio potreban majstor za sve zanate? Moj rođak sigurno nije. To mora da je najgore. Da neko misli da je profesionalac kada nema pojma.


    Reći ću ti jednu smešnu...
    Stalno idem kod kiropraktičara zbog lošeg vrata. Nema krivine. (Nije ni čudo što me ljudi zovu napetog) Gledao sam tog tipa kako to radi godinama i godinama, i izgleda jednostavno. Samo stisnite pesnicu, neka legnem na određeni način i gurnite dole. POP POP POP.....
    Kome treba svo to školovanje. Znam tačno šta radim iz godina postojanja. grin
    Stalno govorim svojim prijateljima da ću otvoriti svoju kuću i naučiti kako se to radi.

    „KOD KUĆE, UČINITE SAM, KIROPRATORSKA NEGA. „.

    (Kiropraktička nega od Ronco!!!) laugh_out_loud

    Sva ta utrnulost je normalna!!! cheesy


    Sve u zabavi: PMM2008

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Well PMM...Here's one more for you and this is my BEST example of "Pro" time.

    I'd won a nice amount and so I "Very Nicely" went out and bought my Mother the best set of washer and dryer combo you could get (I think around $500 Kenmore) and so I brought it home and set them up.

    Oh gee, the plug was different on the Washer! "I'll just rewire the outlet" I thought and did so waltzing off to the bar.

    Mom comes out and sees Card (Ok it was her birthday) and set. She then goes to washer and sets it up and turns it on....

    She had made a lot of friends and one of them is a certified electrician. He later commented that had my Mother been standing in a puddle of water, I and my sisters would be about $500,000 richer as it would have killed her instead of giving her a nasty shock.

    I paid him the "Nominal Wage" which was a sincere apology to my Mother and promised to always get help when dealing with electrical stuff.

    So that's why I am VERY hesitant when "Fixing" anything that some nice certification would be desired if done for money.

    Plumbing? If it's more then using one of those plungers, get me a phone book!!



    Pa PMM...Evo još jednog za vas i ovo je moj NAJBOLJI primer "Pro" vremena.

    Osvojio sam lepu svotu i tako sam "Vrlo lepo" izašao i kupio svojoj majci najbolji set mašine za pranje i sušenje veša koji ste mogli da dobijete (mislim oko 500 dolara Kenmore) i tako sam ga doneo kući i postavio ih.

    O bože, utikač je bio drugačiji na mašini za pranje veša! "Samo ću ponovo spojiti utičnicu", pomislio sam i uradio to odšetavši do šanka.

    Mama izlazi i vidi karticu (ok, bio joj je rođendan) i postavlja. Zatim odlazi u mašinu za pranje veša, postavlja je i uključuje...

    Stekla je mnogo prijatelja, a jedan od njih je sertifikovani električar. Kasnije je prokomentarisao da da je moja majka stajala u lokvi vode, ja i moje sestre bismo bile bogatije za oko 500.000 dolara jer bi je to ubilo umesto da je gadno šokira.

    Platio sam mu "nominalnu platu" što je bilo iskreno izvinjenje mojoj majci i obećao sam da ću uvek dobiti pomoć kada se bavim električnim stvarima.

    Zato se JAKO kolebam kada "popravljam" bilo šta što bi se poželjela neka lepa sertifikacija ako se radi za novac.

    Vodovod? Ako je više od upotrebe jednog od tih klipova, nabavite mi telefonski imenik!!



  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Oh My gosh Genenco!!  What a story. The whole point of the post for sure. Just like today, it can be down right dangerous to not get a professional when needed.  A downed power line I think would of been the worst case scenerio, and down right deadly to mess with.
                  I take the humorous appraoach when posting, but as you have so kindly reminded me, it is a serious deal to mess with things we know nothing about.
                                          Thanks for sharing, and I am glad no one was hurt in your story.  (I'm glad I wasn't hurt ethier)
           
                                  PMM2008                                         

    O moj bože Genenco!! Kakva priča. Cela poenta posta sigurno. Baš kao i danas, može biti veoma opasno ne dobiti profesionalca kada je to potrebno. Srušeni dalekovod za koji mislim da bi bio najgori scenarista, a dole smrtonosno za petljanje.
    Prihvatam duhovit pristup prilikom objavljivanja, ali kao što ste me tako ljubazno podsetili, ozbiljan je posao petljati se u stvari o kojima ništa ne znamo.
    Hvala što ste podelili, i drago mi je da niko nije povređen u vašoj priči. (Drago mi je što nisam bio povređen)

    PMM2008

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    whoa..PMM2008...so glad no one got hurt...

    it reminded me of a video i watch on chainsaw safety and thank God i did...as i would hv never hv known about "kick-back" until it happened. Now after the watching the video...it'll never happened cuz i put thing back in it's box and returned it...LOL!!! and decided to put the money towards hiring a contractor instead. imagine though if i didn't watch the video..and with the mentality that i can do this, or this should be easy and went ahead, started to cut into the logs and that chainsaw kick-backed!!!.....this soda would be fizzing alright...fizzing a whole load of blood.

    Anyway..no one got hurt..and i know u'll avoid doing that again

    vau..PMM2008...tako mi je drago što niko nije povređen...

    podsetilo me je na video koji gledam o bezbednosti motorne testere i hvala Bogu da jesam... kao što nikad ne bih znao za "povratak" dok se to nije dogodilo. Sada nakon gledanja videa...to se nikada neće dogoditi jer sam vratio stvar u kutiju i vratio...LOL!!! i odlučio da novac umesto toga uloži u angažovanje izvođača. zamislite ipak da nisam pogledao video..i sa mentalitetom da mogu ovo da uradim, ili bi ovo trebalo da bude lako i nastavio sam da sečem u balvane i ta motorna testera je krenula unazad!!!.... .ova gazirana pića bi šištila u redu... šištala bi čitav teret krvi.

    U svakom slučaju..niko nije povređen..i znam da ćeš to izbeći da radiš ponovo

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

          HAHAHAH Tony:
            So true so true!!!
        I used to be really bad about thinking I could do things I could not do. FIxing the heater blower on my car (had to remove the dash :-\ ) I was lost, but I tried it, had to have my brother come and fix it for me the right way. (He is a mechanic)(I had about 20 EXTRA screws that went somewhere) :-\
                I also thought I could change the faucet in my bathroom one time. Now that sounds easy right? Well it wasn't. Had to re solder the plumbing to the new fixture. I was lost again.  Once again I had to have someone come and bail me out.  I am better now, I no longer take on projects I have no experience in.
            My brother has a saying for me..."Pam exclamation Don't touch anything!!!  laugh_out_loud
                                                                                PMM2008

    HAHAHAH Toni:
    Tako istinito tako istinito!!!
    Nekada sam bio jako loš kada sam mislio da mogu da radim stvari koje ne mogu. Popravljam ventilator grejača na mom autu (morao sam da skinem instrument tablu :-\ ) Bio sam izgubljen, ali sam pokušao, morao je brat da dođe i da mi to popravi na pravi način. (On je mehaničar) (imao sam oko 20 EKSTRA šrafova koji su negde otišli) :-\
    Takođe sam mislio da mogu jednom da promenim slavinu u svom kupatilu. Sada to zvuči lako, zar ne? Pa nije. Morao sam ponovo zalemiti vodovod na novi uređaj. Opet sam se izgubio. Još jednom je morao neko da dođe i da me izvuče. Sada mi je bolje, ne preuzimam više projekte u kojima nemam iskustva.
    Moj brat ima izreku za mene... „Pam exclamation Ne diraj ništa!!! laugh_out_loud
    PMM2008

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    Pammmmmmmmmmmy,  I AM SO GLAD U ARE OK HUN!!!!!

    I am just the opposite though, I think I have only open the hood of my car ONCE! Cutting down a tree, HECK NO.  I don't even chop wood at our family cabin. lol
    Pammmmmmmmmmm, TAKO MI JE DRAGO DA STE OK HUN!!!!!

    Ali ja sam upravo suprotno, mislim da sam samo JEDNOM otvorio haubu svog automobila! Seče drvo, dođavola NE. Čak ni ne seckam woo d u našoj porodičnoj kolibi. lol

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