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Hi Gang:
    I get some of the craziest e-mails. (these even came thru to my inbox, not spam)  Just this morning I recieved :

Free gas for a year, and I dont have to do anything. (rigghhhtt!)

Free Vacations

Someone sent me a $1000 walmart gift card.  (I wish)

The newest one I get is "Change your Past." (lol, Last time I checked that was impossible)

Can you say SPAM? HAHA

Oh, and let me not forget the "Extenze" ad I keep getting, cause according to them, Size does matter!!  HAHAHAHAHHA

What are some of the emails you get? 

                                                            PMM

"Niki" (Or some other female) is waiting for you to call" (At .10 a min and $1 for the first call), I think she's going to be waiting a LONG time.

I get that extenze every week...Funny...

The most disturbing one is "You need to get set up on f---book, so we can meet" (If it was facebook I would have said so folks)

I get the Canadian pill store for viagra and stuff. Excuse me but last time I looked I was a female! How do these people get my emails I wonder.

LMAO - I get that extenze email, as i'm tossing it to the iggy bin, i'm laughing saying, "what do i need THAT for?".. then laugh again cuz i said that... at least our emails keeps us entertained...

I have alexandra emails, "Why he ignores you since you've had sex?" "how to keep a man in love" "Ten signs he is going to dump you" ... psssshh

All of them are halarious you guys. 

Yes, if nothing more, email does keep us laughing. 

                                              PMM

I do not know what you will find in your spam folder, but I am in business with the United Nations:

HE UNITED NATION ORGANISATION
LONDON UNITED KINGDOM
UNITED NATION PAYMENT APPROVAL
OFFICE Special Duties/Logistics Department
FOREIGN CONTRACT/WINNING PAYMENT BUREAU
Our Ref: GBT /USA/STB Your Ref 25321/imf/us/09/08

UNITED NATION AND EUROPEAN UNION OFFICIAL WINNING PAYMENT VALUED $8,300,000M

ATTN,BENEFICIARY

UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION AND EUROPEAN UNION ORGANIZATION do hereby give this  irrevocable approval order with Release Code: GNC/3480/02/00 in your favor for your contract entitlement/award winning payment with the UNITED NATION to your nominated bank account. Now you’re new Payment,United nation Approval No;UN5685P,White House Approved No:WH44CV, Reference o.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632 Password No: 339331 , Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit Payment No : 103 , Released Code
No: 0763; Immediate Citibank Telex confirmation No: -1114433 ; Secret Code No:XXTN013, Having received these vital payment number , therefore You are qualified now to received and confirm Your payment with the United Nation immediately within the next 72hrs.
As a matter of fact, you are required to Deal and Communicate only with MR MOORE CARRICK. , DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE CITIBANK OF UNITED KINGDOM, with the help and monitory team from the CITIBANK OF NEW YORK which is our official remitting bank, Committee On Foreign Payment Matters in United Nation, has look up to make sure you receive your fund valued $8.3m. So contact: MR MOORE CARRICK.  on his contact information,Direct Citibank Telephone No :44-756-3367184,  Fax Number:+44 870 288
7323, Telephone Number::+44 7624198271 Email:moorecarrick177@i12.com for immediate release of your contract/inheritance/Award Winning claim Be informed that you are not allowed to correspond with any person or office anymore, You are required to send bellow information for your transfer.
1) YOUR FULL NAME:
2) ADDRESS,CITY,STATE AND COUNTRY.
3) PHONE,FAX AND MOBILE
4) COMPANY NAME(IF ANY) POSITION AND ADDRESS
5) BANK DETAILS,
   BANK NAMES,
   ACCOUNT NO,
   ROUTING NO,
   SWIFT CODE
   BANK ADDRESS.
6) PROFESSION,AGE AND MARITAL STATUS
7) COPY OF YOUR INT'L PASSPORT/DRIVERS LICENSE
NOTE: YOUR PERSONAL CONTACT/COMMUNICATIONCODE WITH CITIBANK IS(511),YOU ARE ARE ADVICE TO SEND YOU FULL BANKING INFORMATION TO THE CITIBANK OF LONDON INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE DIRECTOR HEADED BY MR MOORE CARRICK AND MAKE SURE YOU SPEAK WITH HIM, WITH YOUR NEW PAYMENT CODE FOR RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT AND SEND HIM ALL YOUR BANKING INFORMATION NOW. CONTACT CODE(511)

OFFICER:MR MOORE CARRICK.
POSITION:DIRECTOR,INTL,REMMITTANCE CITIBANK LONDON.
TELEPHONE OFFICE/BANK::+44-700-5921640,
TELEPHONE,+44-756-3367184
FAX NUMBER:+44 870 288 7323,
EMAIL:moorecarrick177@i12.com

MRS MARRY PORTLAND
(CHAIRMAN COMMITTE ON FOREIGN CONTRACT/AWARD WINING PAYMENT UNITED
NATION AND USA GOVERNMENT).

I think I should take the money and go for a 999% deposit bonus

Gee.....I just got a AARP application in my email box today, and I am only 41.

For anyone wondering what AARP stands for it is "American Association of Retired Persons."

I didnt know I was retired.  :-\  I better let my job know I wont be in tomorrow. After all, I am retired.

                                                            PMM