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  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Hi Members,

    I thought it would be fun if we created our own story with members. This is how it will work.......I would start a sentence....and someone will create the next sentence! It could be one hysterical story as it progesses! Just copy and paste the story as u add to it.....wink!

    Walking through the casino.....i stop dead in my tracks....omg.... i can't believe what i am seeing..

    Zdravo članovi,

    Mislio sam da bi bilo zabavno da kreiramo sopstvenu priču sa članovima. Ovako će to funkcionisati.......ja bih započeo rečenicu....a neko će kreirati sledeću rečenicu! To bi mogla biti jedna histerična priča kako napreduje! Samo kopirajte i nalepite priču dok joj dodate.....namignite!

    Šetajući kroz kazino.....zastajem mrtav....omg.... ne mogu da verujem šta vidim..

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Walking through the casino.....i stop dead in my tracks....omg.... i can't believe what i am seeing..
    i look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite machine is available.....Though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.

    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg.... ne mogu da verujem šta vidim..
    Gledam pravo napred kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena mašina dostupna.....Iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be.

    hodam kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav..omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo napred kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez.

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye

    hodam kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav..omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo napred kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Neki čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzama u oku

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts.

    hodam kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav..omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo napred kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Neki čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzama u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion.

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg

    hodam kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav..omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo napred kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Neki čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzama u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..."

    hodam kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav..omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Neki čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzama u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. "Tako ona voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš..."

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.

    hodam kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav..omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom.

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...

    hodam kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav..omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Neki čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzama u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli, druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with...

    hodam kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav..omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema za rešavanje...
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying

    hodam kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav..omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, a njihovi fesovi su leteli

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants.

    hodam kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav..omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu u letećim šakama!!! !! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele.

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue(no pun intended)....

    hodam kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav..omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu u letećim šakama!!! !! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, on prilazi i tapka usnama po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........gledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa božićnog drveta? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plavo (bez igre reči)...

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue(no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    hodam kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav..omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu u letećim šakama!!! !! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, on prilazi i tapka usnama po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........gledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa božićnog drveta? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plavo (bez igre reči)...plavo vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Da li ste i vi dobili štand za to ili ste moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue(no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...

    hodam kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav..omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu u letećim šakama!!! !! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, on prilazi i tapka usnama po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........gledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa božićnog drveta? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plavo (bez igre reči)...plavo vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Da li ste i vi dobili štand za to ili ste moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    u međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od dupe) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue(no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.


    hodam kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav..omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu u letećim šakama!!! !! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, on prilazi i tapka usnama po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........gledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa božićnog drveta? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plavo (bez igre reči)...plavo vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Da li ste i vi dobili štand za to ili ste moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    u međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od dupe) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.


  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue(no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tonys suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin.

    hodam kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav..omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu u letećim šakama!!! !! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, on prilazi i tapka usnama po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........gledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa božićnog drveta? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plavo (bez igre reči)...plavo vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Da li ste i vi dobili štand za to ili ste moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    u međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od dupe) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da se ne može stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu.

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue(no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tonys suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    hodam kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav..omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu u letećim šakama!!! !! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, on prilazi i tapka usnama po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........gledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa božićnog drveta? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plavo (bez igre reči)...plavo vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Da li ste i vi dobili štand za to ili ste moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    u međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od glave) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da se ne može stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa do usana....DA MEDEDI JOŠ SU SAS! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatley five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....Blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    meanwhile, Tony (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tonys suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    hodam kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav..omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu u letećim šakama!!! !! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, on prilazi i tapka usnama po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........gledaju Nala .....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa božićnog drveta? Upravo tada iz vedra neba... Plava (bez igre reči)... Plava vidi Pam kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    u međuvremenu, Toni (koji je dobio amneziju od glave) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da se ne može stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne ....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u svoju tašnu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom fudža.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue(no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tonys suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    hodam kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav..omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu u letećim šakama!!! !! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, on prilazi i tapka usnama po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........gledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa božićnog drveta? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plavo (bez igre reči)...plavo vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Da li ste i vi dobili štand za to ili ste moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    u međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od dupe) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da se ne može stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa do usana....DA MEDEDI JOŠ SU SAS! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom fudža.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Je li to... točak sira?, Hoću tu mamicu!

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue(no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tonys suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    hodam kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav..omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima se moralo nositi, jer je odred Shrinera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Gene, Pammi i Phantom dobijaju kosu u letećim lopaticama!!! !! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, on prilazi i tapka usnama po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........gledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa božićnog drveta? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plavo (bez igre reči)...plavo vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Da li ste i vi dobili štand za to ili ste moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    u međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od dupe) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom medtrans trči sa stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa do usana.... DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ SU SAS! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Da li je to... točak sira?, Hoću taj kolač!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za fudž. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue(no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tonys suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and trys relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    hodam kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav..omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima se moralo nositi, jer je odred Shrinera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Gene, Pammi i Phantom dobijaju kosu u letećim lopaticama!!! !! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, on prilazi i tapka usnama po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........gledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa božićnog drveta? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plavo (bez igre reči)...plavo vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Da li ste i vi dobili štand za to ili ste moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    u međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od dupe) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom medtrans trči sa stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa do usana.... DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ SU SAS! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Je li to... točak sira?, Hoću tu mamicu!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za mamicu. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........gledaju Nala .....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa božićnog drveta? Upravo tada iz vedra neba... Plava (bez igre reči)....plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni , (koji je dobio amneziju na glavi) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips , zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj okolnosti borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips , međutim, većina svih (izuzev jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne ....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u svoju tašnu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom fudža.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Zuga , koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Je li to... točak sira?, Hoću tu mamicu!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za mamicu. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Zatim iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva..u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava... Drpsice38 je pogleda i kaže....prokletstvo da si zgodna! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embaressment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........gledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa božićnog drveta? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Je li to... točak sira?, Hoću tu mamicu!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za mamicu. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Zatim iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva..u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže.... prokleto si vrela! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona posramljeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embaressment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out a the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........gledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa božićnog drveta? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Je li to... točak sira?, Hoću tu mamicu!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za mamicu. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Zatim iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva..u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže.... prokleto si vrela! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona posramljeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

    Genenco gleda sa čuđenjem dok vadi pantalone pored dela mašina. „Prokletstvo, taj magični trik zaista radi“, promrmlja on i baci pantalone PMM-u.

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski





    Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embaressment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

    Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!

    Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here?  What is Phantom doing in my seat?  What happened next was not pretty at all...




















    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........gledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa božićnog drveta? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo bilo u stvari iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona krenula na njegovu kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Da li je to... točak sira?, Hoću taj kolač!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za fudž. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Onda iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva...u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže.... prokleto si vrela! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona posramljeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

    Genenco gleda sa čuđenjem dok vadi pantalone pored dela mašina. „Prokletstvo, taj magični trik zaista radi“, promrmlja on i baci pantalone PMM-u.

    Sada mogu svima reći da sam video golu ribu...ali samo u Vegasu!

    U međuvremenu, Usne sada mogu da vide, slika sa slike...jasno joj je sijala u glavi, zbunila je na trenutak, ali onda je došla sebi saznavši da je to bio magični trik...i hej, šta ja radim ovde? Šta Fantom radi na mom sedištu? Ono što se dalje dogodilo nije bilo nimalo lepo...















  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embaressment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

    Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!

    Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here?  What is Phantom doing in my seat?  What happened next was not pretty at all...

    The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells evreyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...

    within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.

    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........gledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa božićnog drveta? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo bilo u stvari iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona krenula na njegovu kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Da li je to... točak sira?, Hoću taj kolač!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za fudž. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Onda iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva...u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže.... prokleto si vrela! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona posramljeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

    Genenco gleda sa čuđenjem dok vadi pantalone pored dela mašina. „Prokletstvo, taj magični trik zaista radi“, promrmlja on i baci pantalone PMM-u.

    Sada mogu svima reći da sam video golu ribu...ali samo u Vegasu!

    U međuvremenu, Usne sada mogu da vide, slika sa slike...jasno joj je sijala u glavi, zbunila je na trenutak, ali onda je došla sebi saznavši da je to bio magični trik...i hej, šta ja radim ovde? Šta Fantom radi na mom sedištu? Ono što se dalje dogodilo nije bilo nimalo lepo...

    Srećni kuvar kazina TAAADAAA se uključuje na PA sistem i govori svima u kazinu da je švedskom stolu ponestalo vrhunskog rebra i da nema ništa drugo osim piletine za jelo...

    u roku od nekoliko sekundi, vrisak se mogao čuti dok su oni koji su čekali u redu počeli da napadaju konobare dok su pokušavali da pobegnu od stotina Prime Riba koji su tražili turiste iza kazina.

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

    Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!

    Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here?  What is Phantom doing in my seat?  What happened next was not pretty at all...

    The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...

    within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.

    Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house!  Now lets have some of that Prime rib!

    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........pogledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa jelke? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo bilo u stvari iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona krenula na njegovu kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Da li je to... točak sira?, Hoću taj kolač!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za fudž. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj je pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Onda iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva...u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže.... prokleto si vrela! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona postiđeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

    Genenco gleda sa čuđenjem dok vadi pantalone pored dela mašina. „Prokletstvo, taj magični trik zaista radi“, promrmlja on i baci pantalone PMM-u.

    Sada mogu svima reći da sam video golu ribu...ali samo u Vegasu!

    U međuvremenu, Usne sada mogu da vide, slika sa slike...jasno joj je sijala u glavi, zbunila je na trenutak, ali onda je došla sebi saznavši da je to bio magični trik...i hej, šta ja radim ovde? Šta Fantom radi na mom sedištu? Ono što se dalje dogodilo nije bilo nimalo lepo...

    Srećni kuvar kazina TAAADAAA se uključuje na PA sistem i govori svima u kazinu da je bifeu ponestalo vrhunskog rebra i da nema ništa drugo osim piletine za jelo...

    u roku od nekoliko sekundi, vrisak se mogao čuti dok su oni koji su čekali u redu počeli da napadaju konobare dok su pokušavali da pobegnu od stotina Prime Riba koji su tražili turiste iza kazina.

    Nal je prešao na TAAADAAA, a njih dvoje su se histerično smejali... lep način da se raščisti kuća! Hajde sada da uzmemo malo tog Prime rebra!
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

    Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!

    Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here?  What is Phantom doing in my seat?  What happened next was not pretty at all...

    The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...

    within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.

    Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house!  Now lets have some of that Prime rib!

    As nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd....

    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........pogledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa jelke? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Je li to... točak sira?, Hoću tu mamicu!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za mamicu. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Zatim iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva..u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže.... prokleto si vrela! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona postiđeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

    Genenco gleda sa čuđenjem dok vadi pantalone pored dela mašina. „Prokletstvo, taj magični trik zaista radi“, promrmlja on i baci pantalone PMM-u.

    Sada mogu svima reći da sam video golu ribu...ali samo u Vegasu!

    U međuvremenu, Usne sada mogu da vide, slika sa slike...jasno joj je sijala u glavi, zbunila je na trenutak, ali onda je došla sebi saznavši da je to bio magični trik...i hej, šta ja radim ovde? Šta Fantom radi na mom sedištu? Ono što se dalje dogodilo nije bilo nimalo lepo...

    Srećni kuvar kazina TAAADAAA se uključuje na PA sistem i govori svima u kazinu da je bifeu ponestalo vrhunskog rebra i da nema ništa drugo osim piletine za jelo...

    u roku od nekoliko sekundi, vrisak se mogao čuti dok su oni koji su čekali u redu počeli da napadaju konobare dok su pokušavali da pobegnu od stotina Prime Riba koji su tražili turiste iza kazina.

    Nal je prešao na TAAADAAA, a njih dvoje su se histerično smejali... lep način da se raščisti kuća! Hajde sada da uzmemo malo tog Prime rebra!

    Dok nal i TAAADAAA uživaju u ostatku vrhunskog rebra, čini se da se u lobiju kazina dešava neka vrsta komešanja. Čini se da je Jimbeauk tamo i baca besplatne kazino žetone publici...nakon mesec dana dugog izveštaja od 25 stranica...Jimbeauk je to otkrio bacajući žetone publici....

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

    Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!

    Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here?  What is Phantom doing in my seat?  What happened next was not pretty at all...

    The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...

    within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.

    Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house!  Now lets have some of that Prime rib!

    As nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...

    Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thuder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...

    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Shrinera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Gene, Pammi i Phantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........pogledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa jelke? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Da li ste i vi dobili štand za to ili ste moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Je li to... točak sira?, Hoću tu mamicu!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za mamicu. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu malo da se okrenem u miru. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Zatim iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva..u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže.... prokleto si vrela! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona postiđeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

    Genenco gleda sa čuđenjem dok vadi pantalone pored dela mašina. „Prokletstvo, taj magični trik zaista radi“, promrmlja on i baci pantalone PMM-u.

    Sada mogu svima reći da sam video golu ribu...ali samo u Vegasu!

    U međuvremenu, Usne sada mogu da vide, slika sa slike...jasno joj se usijala u glavu, zbunila je na trenutak, ali onda je došla sebi i saznala da je to bio magični trik...i hej, šta ja radim ovde? Šta Fantom radi na mom sedištu? Ono što se dalje desilo nije bilo nimalo lepo...

    Srećni kuvar kazina TAAADAAA se uključuje na PA sistem i govori svima u kazinu da je bifeu ponestalo vrhunskog rebra i da nema ništa drugo osim piletine za jelo...

    u roku od nekoliko sekundi, mogli su se čuti vriskovi dok su oni koji su čekali u redu počeli da napadaju konobare dok su pokušavali da pobegnu od stotina Prime Riba koji su tražili turiste iza kazina.

    Nal je prešao na TAAADAAA, a njih dvoje su se histerično smejali... lep način da se raščisti kuća! Hajde sada da uzmemo malo tog Prime rebra!

    Dok nal i TAAADAAA uživaju u ostatku vrhunskog rebra, čini se da se u lobiju kazina dešava neka vrsta komešanja. Čini se da je Jimbeauk tamo bacajući besplatne kazino žetone publici...nakon mesec dana dugog izveštaja od 25 stranica...Jimbeauk je to otkrio bacajući žetone publici...

    Jimbeauk stoji među gomilom iseckane odeće, pocepanih fesova, otrcanih peciva i objavljuje „ok narode, prvih 50 na recepciji da Screams „Jimbeauk Rock’s“ dobija besplatnu novčanicu od 100 dolara“. Topot stopala koji trče prema stolu prigušuju cerekanje Džimboa dok se tiho uvlači na sveže napušteno sedište Mašini svih želja...

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

    Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!

    Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here?  What is Phantom doing in my seat?  What happened next was not pretty at all...

    The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...

    within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.

    Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house!  Now lets have some of that Prime rib!

    As nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...

    Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thuder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...

    Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.

    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........pogledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa jelke? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Je li to... točak sira?, Hoću tu mamicu!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za mamicu. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Zatim iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva..u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže.... prokleto si vrela! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona postiđeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

    Genenco gleda sa čuđenjem dok vadi pantalone pored dela mašina. „Prokletstvo, taj magični trik zaista radi“, promrmlja on i baci pantalone PMM-u.

    Sada mogu svima reći da sam video golu ribu...ali samo u Vegasu!

    U međuvremenu, Usne sada mogu da vide, slika sa slike...jasno joj je sijala u glavi, zbunila je na trenutak, ali onda je došla sebi saznavši da je to bio magični trik...i hej, šta ja radim ovde? Šta Fantom radi na mom sedištu? Ono što se dalje dogodilo nije bilo nimalo lepo...

    Srećni kuvar kazina TAAADAAA se uključuje na PA sistem i govori svima u kazinu da je bifeu ponestalo vrhunskog rebra i da nema ništa drugo osim piletine za jelo...

    u roku od nekoliko sekundi, vrisak se mogao čuti dok su oni koji su čekali u redu počeli da napadaju konobare dok su pokušavali da pobegnu od stotina Prime Riba koji su tražili turiste iza kazina.

    Nal je prešao na TAAADAAA, a njih dvoje su se histerično smejali... lep način da se raščisti kuća! Hajde sada da uzmemo malo tog Prime rebra!

    Dok nal i TAAADAAA uživaju u ostatku vrhunskog rebra, čini se da se u lobiju kazina dešava neka vrsta komešanja. Čini se da je Jimbeauk tamo bacajući besplatne kazino žetone publici...nakon mesec dana dugog izveštaja od 25 stranica...Jimbeauk je to otkrio bacajući žetone publici...

    Jimbeauk stoji među gomilom iseckane odeće, pocepanih fesova, otrcanih peciva i objavljuje "ok narode, prvih 50 na recepciji da Screams "Jimbeauk Rock's" dobija besplatnu novčanicu od 100 dolara". Topot stopala koji trče prema stolu prigušuju cerekanje Džimboa dok se tiho uvlači na sveže ispražnjeno sedište Mašini svih želja...

    U međuvremenu, lokalni vatrogasci i spasioci su stigli i uzdahnuli videvši desetak tela kako leže na podu kazina i počeli da čiste nered. „Prokletstvo, kada će te članove LCB držati podalje od kazina?“ Čude se tiho.

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

        Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

    Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!

    Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here?  What is Phantom doing in my seat?  What happened next was not pretty at all...

    The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...

    within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.

    Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house!  Now lets have some of that Prime rib!

    As nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...

    Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thuder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...

    Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.


      And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.

    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........pogledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa jelke? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Je li to... točak sira?, Hoću tu mamicu!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za mamicu. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Zatim iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva..u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže.... prokleto si vrela! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona postiđeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

    Genenco gleda sa čuđenjem dok vadi pantalone pored dela mašina. „Prokletstvo, taj magični trik zaista radi“, promrmlja on i baci pantalone PMM-u.

    Sada mogu svima reći da sam video golu ribu...ali samo u Vegasu!

    U međuvremenu, Usne sada mogu da vide, slika sa slike...jasno joj je sijala u glavi, zbunila je na trenutak, ali onda je došla sebi saznavši da je to bio magični trik...i hej, šta ja radim ovde? Šta Fantom radi na mom sedištu? Ono što se dalje dogodilo nije bilo nimalo lepo...

    Srećni kuvar kazina TAAADAAA se uključuje na PA sistem i govori svima u kazinu da je bifeu ponestalo vrhunskog rebra i da nema ništa drugo osim piletine za jelo...

    u roku od nekoliko sekundi, vrisak se mogao čuti dok su oni koji su čekali u redu počeli da napadaju konobare dok su pokušavali da pobegnu od stotina Prime Riba koji su tražili turiste iza kazina.

    Nal je prešao na TAAADAAA, a njih dvoje su se histerično smejali... lep način da se raščisti kuća! Hajde sada da uzmemo malo tog Prime rebra!

    Dok nal i TAAADAAA uživaju u ostatku vrhunskog rebra, čini se da se u lobiju kazina dešava neka vrsta komešanja. Čini se da je Jimbeauk tamo bacajući besplatne kazino žetone publici...nakon mesec dana dugog izveštaja od 25 stranica...Jimbeauk je to otkrio bacajući žetone publici...

    Jimbeauk stoji među gomilom iseckane odeće, pocepanih fesova, otrcanih peciva i objavljuje "ok narode, prvih 50 na recepciji da Screams "Jimbeauk Rock's" dobija besplatnu novčanicu od 100 dolara". Topot stopala koji trče prema stolu prigušuju cerekanje Džimboa dok se tiho uvlači na sveže ispražnjeno sedište Mašini svih želja...

    U međuvremenu, lokalni vatrogasci i spasioci stižu i uzdahnu videći desetine tela kako leže na podu kazina i počeli da čiste nered. „Prokletstvo, kada će te članove LCB držati podalje od kazina?“ Čude se tiho.


    A u srednjem vremenu posada6969 svira u mariachi, a on kaže, ovo je posvećeno jednom od mojih najboljih prijatelja LIPSS-a i počni da pevam u ljubavnoj pesmi.

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

    Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!

    Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here?  What is Phantom doing in my seat?  What happened next was not pretty at all...

    The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...

    within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.

    Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house!  Now lets have some of that Prime rib!

    As nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...

    Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thuder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...

    Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.


       And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.

    I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can?       oh well atleast he is in key................ grin plus this way i can get everyones attention since nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................alls clear            fire in the hole.............BANG

    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........pogledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa jelke? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Je li to... točak sira?, Hoću tu mamicu!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za mamicu. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Zatim iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva..u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže.... prokleto si vrela! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona postiđeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

    Genenco gleda sa čuđenjem dok vadi pantalone pored dela mašina. „Prokletstvo, taj magični trik zaista radi“, promrmlja on i baci pantalone PMM-u.

    Sada mogu svima reći da sam video golu ribu...ali samo u Vegasu!

    U međuvremenu, Usne sada mogu da vide, slika sa slike...jasno joj je sijala u glavi, zbunila je na trenutak, ali onda je došla sebi saznavši da je to bio magični trik...i hej, šta ja radim ovde? Šta Fantom radi na mom sedištu? Ono što se dalje dogodilo nije bilo nimalo lepo...

    Srećni kuvar kazina TAAADAAA se uključuje na PA sistem i govori svima u kazinu da je bifeu ponestalo vrhunskog rebra i da nema ništa drugo osim piletine za jelo...

    u roku od nekoliko sekundi, vrisak se mogao čuti dok su oni koji su čekali u redu počeli da napadaju konobare dok su pokušavali da pobegnu od stotina Prime Riba koji su tražili turiste iza kazina.

    Nal je prešao na TAAADAAA, a njih dvoje su se histerično smejali... lep način da se raščisti kuća! Hajde sada da uzmemo malo tog Prime rebra!

    Dok nal i TAAADAAA uživaju u ostatku vrhunskog rebra, čini se da se u lobiju kazina dešava neka vrsta komešanja. Čini se da je Jimbeauk tamo bacajući besplatne kazino žetone publici...nakon mesec dana dugog izveštaja od 25 stranica...Jimbeauk je to otkrio bacajući žetone publici...

    Jimbeauk stoji među gomilom iseckane odeće, pocepanih fesova, otrcanih peciva i objavljuje "ok narode, prvih 50 na recepciji da Screams "Jimbeauk Rock's" dobija besplatnu novčanicu od 100 dolara". Topot stopala koji trče prema stolu prigušuju cerekanje Džimboa dok se tiho uvlači na sveže ispražnjeno sedište Mašini svih želja...

    U međuvremenu, lokalni vatrogasci i spasioci stižu i uzdahnu videći desetine tela kako leže na podu kazina i počeli da čiste nered. „Prokletstvo, kada će te članove LCB držati podalje od kazina?“ Čude se tiho.


    A u srednjem vremenu posada6969 svira u mariachi, a on kaže, ovo je posvećeno jednom od mojih najboljih prijatelja LIPSS-a i počni da pevam u ljubavnoj pesmi.

    Ne razumem španski pitam se mogu li usne? oh, bar je on u ključu................ grin plus na ovaj način mogu da privučem svačiju pažnju pošto nals hollerin u drugom odeljku pazi na mene..................sve čista vatra u rupi...... .......BANG

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

    Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!

    Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here?  What is Phantom doing in my seat?  What happened next was not pretty at all...

    The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...

    within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.

    Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house!  Now lets have some of that Prime rib!

    As nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...

    Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...

    Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.


      And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.

    I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can?      oh well at least he is in key................  plus this way i can get everyones attention since nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................alls clear            fire in the hole.............BANG!

    But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Geneco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Genes philosophy...
    Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!

    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........pogledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa jelke? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo bilo u stvari iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona krenula na njegovu kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Da li je to... točak sira?, Hoću taj kolač!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za fudž. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Zatim iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva..u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže.... prokleto si vrela! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona postiđeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

    Genenco gleda sa čuđenjem dok vadi pantalone pored dela mašina. „Prokletstvo, taj magični trik zaista radi“, promrmlja on i baci pantalone PMM-u.

    Sada mogu svima reći da sam video golu ribu...ali samo u Vegasu!

    U međuvremenu, Usne sada mogu da vide, slika sa slike...jasno joj se usijala u glavu, zbunila je na trenutak, ali onda je došla sebi i saznala da je to bio magični trik...i hej, šta ja radim ovde? Šta Fantom radi na mom sedištu? Ono što se dalje dogodilo nije bilo nimalo lepo...

    Srećni kuvar kazina TAAADAAA se uključuje na PA sistem i govori svima u kazinu da je bifeu ponestalo vrhunskog rebra i da nema ništa drugo osim piletine za jelo...

    u roku od nekoliko sekundi, mogli su se čuti vriskovi dok su oni koji su čekali u redu počeli da napadaju konobare dok su pokušavali da pobegnu od stotina Prime Riba koji su tražili turiste iza kazina.

    Nal je prešao na TAAADAAA, a njih dvoje su se histerično smejali... lep način da se raščisti kuća! Hajde sada da uzmemo malo tog Prime rebra!

    Dok nal i TAAADAAA uživaju u ostatku vrhunskog rebra, čini se da se u lobiju kazina dešava neka vrsta komešanja. Čini se da je Jimbeauk tamo bacajući besplatne kazino žetone publici...nakon mesec dana dugog izveštaja od 25 stranica...Jimbeauk je to otkrio bacajući žetone publici...

    Jimbeauk stoji među gomilom iseckane odeće, pocepanih fesova, otrcanih peciva i objavljuje „ok narode, prvih 50 na recepciji da Screams „Jimbeauk Rock’s“ dobija besplatnu novčanicu od 100 dolara“. Grmljavina stopala koja trče prema stolu prigušuje cerekanje koje je Jimbo ispuštao dok se tiho uvlači na sveže napušteno sedište Mašini svih želja...

    U međuvremenu, lokalni vatrogasci i spasioci su stigli i uzdahnuli videvši desetak tela kako leže na podu kazina i počeli da čiste nered. „Prokletstvo, kada će te članove LCB držati podalje od kazina?“ Čude se tiho.


    A u srednjem vremenu posada6969 svira u mariachi, a on kaže, ovo je posvećeno jednom od mojih najboljih prijatelja LIPSS-a i počinje da peva ljubavnu pesmu.

    Ne razumem španski pitam se mogu li usne? oh, bar je on u ključu................. plus na ovaj način mogu da privučem svačiju pažnju pošto se nals hollerin u drugom delu pazi na mene........ ............sve čista vatra u rupu.............BANG!

    Ali prava vatra u rupi dolazi od novog šefa recepta TAAADAAA, a Geneco izmislio pod nazivom Jalepeno pepper poppers, koji potiče iz filozofije Genesa...
    Život je kao tegla Jalapeno Peppersa...ono što radiš danas, sutra bi te moglo spaliti u guzicu....VATRA U RUPI...BAH!!!

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

    Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!

    Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here?  What is Phantom doing in my seat?  What happened next was not pretty at all...

    The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...

    within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.

    Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house!  Now lets have some of that Prime rib!

    As nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...

    Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...

    Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.


      And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.

    I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can?      oh well at least he is in key................  plus this way i can get everyones attention since nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................alls clear            fire in the hole.............BANG!

    But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Geneco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Genes philosophy...
    Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!

    Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor.

    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........pogledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa jelke? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Je li to... točak sira?, Hoću tu mamicu!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za mamicu. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Zatim iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva..u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže.... prokleto si vrela! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona postiđeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

    Genenco gleda sa čuđenjem dok vadi pantalone pored dela mašina. „Prokletstvo, taj magični trik zaista radi“, promrmlja on i baci pantalone PMM-u.

    Sada mogu svima reći da sam video golu ribu...ali samo u Vegasu!

    U međuvremenu, Usne sada mogu da vide, slika sa slike...jasno joj se usijala u glavu, zbunila je na trenutak, ali onda je došla sebi i saznala da je to bio magični trik...i hej, šta ja radim ovde? Šta Fantom radi na mom sedištu? Ono što se dalje dogodilo nije bilo nimalo lepo...

    Srećni kuvar kazina TAAADAAA se uključuje na PA sistem i govori svima u kazinu da je bifeu ponestalo vrhunskog rebra i da nema ništa drugo osim piletine za jelo...

    u roku od nekoliko sekundi, mogli su se čuti vriskovi dok su oni koji su čekali u redu počeli da napadaju konobare dok su pokušavali da pobegnu od stotina Prime Riba koji su tražili turiste iza kazina.

    Nal je prešao na TAAADAAA, a njih dvoje su se histerično smejali... lep način da se raščisti kuća! Hajde sada da uzmemo malo tog Prime rebra!

    Dok nal i TAAADAAA uživaju u ostatku vrhunskog rebra, čini se da se u lobiju kazina dešava neka vrsta komešanja. Čini se da je Jimbeauk tamo bacajući besplatne kazino žetone publici...nakon mesec dana dugog izveštaja od 25 stranica...Jimbeauk je to otkrio bacajući žetone publici...

    Jimbeauk stoji među gomilom iseckane odeće, pocepanih fesova, otrcanih peciva i objavljuje „ok narode, prvih 50 na recepciji da Screams „Jimbeauk Rock’s“ dobija besplatnu novčanicu od 100 dolara“. Grmljavina stopala koja trče prema stolu prigušuje cerekanje koje je Jimbo ispuštao dok se tiho uvlači na sveže napušteno sedište Mašini svih želja...

    U međuvremenu, lokalni vatrogasci i spasioci su stigli i uzdahnuli videvši desetak tela kako leže na podu kazina i počeli da čiste nered. „Prokletstvo, kada će te članove LCB držati podalje od kazina?“ Čude se tiho.


    A u srednjem vremenu posada6969 svira u mariachi, a on kaže, ovo je posvećeno jednom od mojih najboljih prijatelja LIPSS-a i počinje da peva ljubavnu pesmu.

    Ne razumem španski pitam se mogu li usne? oh, bar je on u ključu................. plus na ovaj način mogu da privučem svačiju pažnju pošto se nals hollerin u drugom delu pazi na mene........ ............sve čista vatra u rupu.............BANG!

    Ali prava vatra u rupi dolazi od novog šefa recepta TAAADAAA, a Geneco izmislio pod nazivom Jalepeno pepper poppers, koji potiče iz filozofije Genesa...
    Život je kao tegla Jalapeno Peppersa...ono što radiš danas, sutra bi te moglo spaliti u guzicu....VATRA U RUPI...BAH!!!

    Sad se opet čuje tutnjava! Ovoga puta od mecena koji su imali mega obrok od pomenute izmišljotine. Onda je bila divlja žurba do kupatila sa stotinama koji su čekali u redu. Ovo nije bilo najbolje vreme da budete vodoinstalater ili domar.

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

    Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!

    Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here?  What is Phantom doing in my seat?  What happened next was not pretty at all...

    The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...

    within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.

    Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house!  Now lets have some of that Prime rib!

    As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...

    Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...

    Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.


      And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.

    I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can?      oh well at least he is in key................  plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear            fire in the hole.............BANG!

    But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Geneco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
    Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!

    Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...

    Whoa...don't go in there!!!

    So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now!  As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hope right into his seat!  Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...

    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........pogledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa jelke? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Je li to... točak sira?, Hoću tu mamicu!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za mamicu. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Zatim iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva..u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže....prokleto da si zgodna! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona postiđeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

    Genenco gleda sa čuđenjem dok vadi pantalone pored dela mašina. „Prokletstvo, taj magični trik zaista radi“, promrmlja on i baci pantalone PMM-u.

    Sada mogu svima reći da sam video golu ribu...ali samo u Vegasu!

    U međuvremenu, Usne sada mogu da vide, slika sa slike...jasno joj se usijala u glavu, zbunila je na trenutak, ali onda je došla sebi i saznala da je to bio magični trik...i hej, šta ja radim ovde? Šta Fantom radi na mom sedištu? Ono što se dalje dogodilo nije bilo nimalo lepo...

    Srećni kuvar kazina TAAADAAA se uključuje na PA sistem i govori svima u kazinu da je bifeu ponestalo vrhunskog rebra i da nema ništa drugo osim piletine za jelo...

    u roku od nekoliko sekundi, mogli su se čuti vriskovi dok su oni koji su čekali u redu počeli da napadaju konobare dok su pokušavali da pobegnu od stotina Prime Riba koji su tražili turiste iza kazina.

    Nal je prešao na TAAADAAA, a njih dvoje su se histerično smejali... lep način da se raščisti kuća! Hajde sada da uzmemo malo tog Prime rebra!

    Dok Nal i TAAADAAA uživaju u ostatku vrhunskog rebra, čini se da se u predvorju kazina dešava neka gužva. Čini se da je Jimbeauk tamo bacajući besplatne kazino žetone publici...nakon mesec dana dugog izveštaja od 25 stranica...Jimbeauk je to otkrio bacajući žetone publici...

    Jimbeauk stoji među gomilom iseckane odeće, pocepanih fesova, otrcanih peciva i objavljuje „ok narode, prvih 50 na recepciji da Screams „Jimbeauk Rock’s“ dobija besplatnu novčanicu od 100 dolara“. Grmljavina stopala koja trče prema stolu prigušuje cerekanje koje je Jimbo ispuštao dok se tiho uvlači na sveže napušteno sedište Mašini svih želja...

    U međuvremenu, lokalni vatrogasci i spasioci su stigli i uzdahnuli videvši desetak tela kako leže na podu kazina i počeli da čiste nered. „Prokletstvo, kada će te članove LCB držati podalje od kazina?“ Čude se tiho.


    A u srednjem vremenu posada6969 svira u mariachi, a on kaže, ovo je posvećeno jednom od mojih najboljih prijatelja LIPSS-a i počinje da peva ljubavnu pesmu.

    Ne razumem španski pitam se mogu li usne? oh, bar je on u ključu................ plus na ovaj način mogu da privučem svačiju pažnju pošto Nals hollerin u drugom delu pazi na mene........ ............sve je čista vatra u rupi.............BANG!

    Ali prava vatra u rupi dolazi od novog šefa recepta TAAADAAA, a Geneco izmislio pod nazivom Jalepeno pepper poppers, koji potiče iz Geneove filozofije...
    Život je kao tegla Jalapeno Peppersa...ono što radiš danas, sutra bi te moglo spaliti u guzicu....VATRA U RUPI...BAH!!!

    Sad se opet čuje tutnjava! Ovoga puta od mecena koji su imali mega obrok od pomenute izmišljotine. Onda je bila divlja žurba do kupatila sa stotinama koji su čekali u redu. Ovo nije bilo najbolje vreme da budete vodoinstalater, ili domar...

    Vau... ne ulazi tamo!!!

    Toliko o tome da je Jimbeauk ukrao stolicu dana.... nijedan vatrogasni ili spasilački odred ne može da ga izvuče iz bola u kojem sada ima! Dok beži da se pridruži ostatku prepunog reda sa zapaljenim rupama na pantalonama...Nal nade pravo u svoje mesto! Konačno... nisam mislio da ću ikada stići ovde...

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

    Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!

    Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here?  What is Phantom doing in my seat?  What happened next was not pretty at all...

    The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...

    within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.

    Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house!  Now lets have some of that Prime rib!

    As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...

    Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...

    Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.


      And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.

    I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can?      oh well at least he is in key................  plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear            fire in the hole.............BANG!

    But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Geneco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
    Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!

    Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...

    Whoa...don't go in there!!!

    So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now!  As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hope right into his seat!  Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...

    Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......

    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........pogledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa jelke? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Je li to... točak sira?, Hoću tu mamicu!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za mamicu. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Zatim iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva..u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže.... prokleto si vrela! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona postiđeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

    Genenco gleda sa čuđenjem dok vadi pantalone pored dela mašina. „Prokletstvo, taj magični trik zaista radi“, promrmlja on i baci pantalone PMM-u.

    Sada mogu svima reći da sam video golu ribu...ali samo u Vegasu!

    U međuvremenu, Usne sada mogu da vide, slika sa slike...jasno joj se usijala u glavu, zbunila je na trenutak, ali onda je došla sebi i saznala da je to bio magični trik...i hej, šta ja radim ovde? Šta Fantom radi na mom sedištu? Ono što se dalje dogodilo nije bilo nimalo lepo...

    Srećni kuvar kazina TAAADAAA se uključuje na PA sistem i govori svima u kazinu da je bifeu ponestalo vrhunskog rebra i da nema ništa drugo osim piletine za jelo...

    u roku od nekoliko sekundi, mogli su se čuti vriskovi dok su oni koji su čekali u redu počeli da napadaju konobare dok su pokušavali da pobegnu od stotina Prime Riba koji su tražili turiste iza kazina.

    Nal je prešao na TAAADAAA, a njih dvoje su se histerično smejali... lep način da se raščisti kuća! Hajde sada da uzmemo malo tog Prime rebra!

    Dok Nal i TAAADAAA uživaju u ostatku vrhunskog rebra, čini se da se u predvorju kazina dešava neka gužva. Čini se da je Jimbeauk tamo bacajući besplatne kazino žetone publici...nakon mesec dana dugog izveštaja od 25 stranica...Jimbeauk je to otkrio bacajući žetone publici...

    Jimbeauk stoji među gomilom iseckane odeće, pocepanih fesova, otrcanih peciva i objavljuje „ok narode, prvih 50 na recepciji da Screams „Jimbeauk Rock’s“ dobija besplatnu novčanicu od 100 dolara“. Grmljavina stopala koja trče prema stolu prigušuje cerekanje koje je Jimbo ispuštao dok se tiho uvlači na sveže napušteno sedište Mašini svih želja...

    U međuvremenu, lokalni vatrogasci i spasioci su stigli i uzdahnuli videvši desetak tela kako leže na podu kazina i počeli da čiste nered. „Prokletstvo, kada će te članove LCB držati podalje od kazina?“ Čude se tiho.


    A u srednjem vremenu posada6969 svira u mariachi, a on kaže, ovo je posvećeno jednom od mojih najboljih prijatelja LIPSS-a i počinje da peva ljubavnu pesmu.

    Ne razumem španski pitam se mogu li usne? oh, bar je on u ključu................ plus na ovaj način mogu da privučem svačiju pažnju pošto Nals hollerin u drugom delu pazi na mene........ ............sve je čista vatra u rupi.............BANG!

    Ali prava vatra u rupi dolazi od novog šefa recepta TAAADAAA, a Geneco izmislio pod nazivom Jalepeno pepper poppers, koji potiče iz Geneove filozofije...
    Život je kao tegla Jalapeno Peppersa...ono što radiš danas, sutra bi te moglo spaliti u guzicu....VATRA U RUPI...BAH!!!

    Sad se opet čuje tutnjava! Ovoga puta od mecena koji su imali mega obrok od pomenute izmišljotine. Onda je bila divlja žurba do kupatila sa stotinama koji su čekali u redu. Ovo nije bilo najbolje vreme da budete vodoinstalater, ili domar...

    Vau... ne ulazi tamo!!!

    Toliko o tome da je Jimbeauk ukrao stolicu dana.... nijedan vatrogasni ili spasilački odred ne može da ga izvuče iz bola u kojem sada ima! Dok beži da se pridruži ostatku prepunog reda sa zapaljenim rupama na pantalonama...Nal nade pravo u svoje mesto! Konačno... nisam mislio da ću ikada stići ovde...

    U međuvremenu u redu za kupatilo.......dve devojke sa šoljicom jure ispred reda! Džin gura Usne da ih snimi kamerom dok ulaze. Imajući sve to na traci, ona pokazuje Nal.......

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

    Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!

    Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here?  What is Phantom doing in my seat?  What happened next was not pretty at all...

    The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...

    within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.

    Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house!  Now lets have some of that Prime rib!

    As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...

    Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...

    Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.


       And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.

    I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can?       oh well at least he is in key................  plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear            fire in the hole.............BANG!

    But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Geneco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
    Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!

    Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...

    Whoa...don't go in there!!!

    So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now!  As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat!  Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...
       
    Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......

    OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Let them thru!!!!!!!!  They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!!   Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"

    Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled.  "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
    the monster spider got out of the cup...


    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........pogledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa jelke? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Je li to... točak sira?, Hoću tu mamicu!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za mamicu. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Zatim iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva..u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže.... prokleto si vrela! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona postiđeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

    Genenco gleda sa čuđenjem dok vadi pantalone pored dela mašina. „Prokletstvo, taj magični trik zaista radi“, promrmlja on i baci pantalone PMM-u.

    Sada mogu svima reći da sam video golu ribu...ali samo u Vegasu!

    U međuvremenu, Usne sada mogu da vide, slika sa slike...jasno joj se usijala u glavu, zbunila je na trenutak, ali onda je došla sebi i saznala da je to bio magični trik...i hej, šta ja radim ovde? Šta Fantom radi na mom sedištu? Ono što se dalje desilo nije bilo nimalo lepo...

    Srećni kuvar kazina TAAADAAA se uključuje na PA sistem i govori svima u kazinu da je bifeu ponestalo vrhunskog rebra i da nema ništa drugo osim piletine za jelo...

    u roku od nekoliko sekundi, mogli su se čuti vriskovi dok su oni koji su čekali u redu počeli da napadaju konobare dok su pokušavali da pobegnu od stotina Prime Riba koji su tražili turiste iza kazina.

    Nal je prešao na TAAADAAA, a njih dvoje su se histerično smejali... lep način da se raščisti kuća! Hajde sada da uzmemo malo tog Prime rebra!

    Dok Nal i TAAADAAA uživaju u ostatku vrhunskog rebra, čini se da se u predvorju kazina dešava neka gužva. Čini se da je Jimbeauk tamo bacajući besplatne kazino žetone publici...nakon mesec dana dugog izveštaja od 25 stranica...Jimbeauk je to otkrio bacajući žetone publici...

    Jimbeauk stoji među gomilom iseckane odeće, pocepanih fesova, otrcanih peciva i objavljuje „ok narode, prvih 50 na recepciji da Screams „Jimbeauk Rock’s“ dobija besplatnu novčanicu od 100 dolara“. Grmljavina stopala koja trče prema stolu prigušuje cerekanje koje je Jimbo ispuštao dok se tiho uvlači na sveže napušteno sedište Mašini svih želja...

    U međuvremenu, lokalni vatrogasci i spasioci su stigli i uzdahnuli videvši desetak tela kako leže na podu kazina i počeli da čiste nered. „Prokletstvo, kada će te članove LCB držati podalje od kazina?“ Čude se tiho.


    A u srednjem vremenu posada6969 svira u mariachi, a on kaže, ovo je posvećeno jednom od mojih najboljih prijatelja LIPSS-a i počinje da peva ljubavnu pesmu.

    Ne razumem španski pitam se mogu li usne? oh, bar je on u ključu................ plus na ovaj način mogu da privučem svačiju pažnju pošto Nals hollerin u drugom delu pazi na mene........ ............sve je čista vatra u rupi.............BANG!

    Ali prava vatra u rupi dolazi od novog šefa recepta TAAADAAA, a Geneco izmislio pod nazivom Jalepeno pepper poppers, koji potiče iz Geneove filozofije...
    Život je kao tegla Jalapeno Peppersa...ono što radiš danas, sutra bi te moglo spaliti u guzicu....VATRA U RUPI...BAH!!!

    Sad se opet čuje tutnjava! Ovoga puta od mecena koji su imali mega obrok od pomenute izmišljotine. Onda je bila divlja žurba do kupatila sa stotinama koji su čekali u redu. Ovo nije bilo najbolje vreme da budete vodoinstalater, ili domar...

    Vau... ne ulazi tamo!!!

    Toliko o tome da je Jimbeauk ukrao stolicu dana.... nijedan vatrogasni ili spasilački odred ne može da ga izvuče iz bola u kojem sada ima! Dok beži da se pridruži ostatku gužve sa zapaljenim rupama na pantalonama...Nal skače pravo na svoje sedište! Konačno... nisam mislio da ću ikada stići ovde...

    U međuvremenu u redu za kupatilo.......dve devojke sa šoljicom jure ispred reda! Džin gura Usne da ih snimi kamerom dok ulaze. Imajući sve to na traci, ona pokazuje Nal.......

    O BOŽE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Pustite ih da prođu!!!!!!!! Imaju nakaradnog kamila pauka!! Usne jesi li to videla!!!! Nal je bila toliko uplašena da je pala sa stolice, ali se brzo pribrala kada je videla šta je i Lips gore... "Videla sam sve u redu", "Sve sam snimila"

    Dobar pokušaj, Usne, ne možeš da me nadmudriš...upravo se začuo glasan vrisak i ceo red se zbrisao. "Svi BEŽITE ZA SVOJE ŽIVOTE"!!!!!
    čudovišni pauk je izašao iz šolje...


  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

    Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!

    Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here?  What is Phantom doing in my seat?  What happened next was not pretty at all...

    The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...

    within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.

    Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house!  Now lets have some of that Prime rib!

    As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...

    Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...

    Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.


      And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.

    I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can?      oh well at least he is in key................  plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear            fire in the hole.............BANG!

    But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Geneco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
    Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!

    Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...

    Whoa...don't go in there!!!

    So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now!  As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat!  Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...
     
    Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......

    OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Let them thru!!!!!!!!  They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!!  Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"

    Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled.  "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
    the monster spider got out of the cup...Jimbeaux comes running out of the bathroom with a piece of toliet paper stuck to his shoes screaming "that is not one spider its two!!"

    Gene looks at Lips and says "That's curious, what was Jimbeaux doing in the ladies
    bathroom?"

    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........pogledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa jelke? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Je li to... točak sira?, Hoću tu mamicu!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za mamicu. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Zatim iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva..u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže.... prokleto si vrela! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona postiđeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

    Genenco gleda sa čuđenjem dok vadi pantalone pored dela mašina. „Prokletstvo, taj magični trik zaista radi“, promrmlja on i baci pantalone PMM-u.

    Sada mogu svima reći da sam video golu ribu...ali samo u Vegasu!

    U međuvremenu, Usne sada mogu da vide, slika sa slike...jasno joj se usijala u glavu, zbunila je na trenutak, ali onda je došla sebi i saznala da je to bio magični trik...i hej, šta ja radim ovde? Šta Fantom radi na mom sedištu? Ono što se dalje desilo nije bilo nimalo lepo...

    Srećni kuvar kazina TAAADAAA se uključuje na PA sistem i govori svima u kazinu da je bifeu ponestalo vrhunskog rebra i da nema ništa drugo osim piletine za jelo...

    u roku od nekoliko sekundi, mogli su se čuti vriskovi dok su oni koji su čekali u redu počeli da napadaju konobare dok su pokušavali da pobegnu od stotina Prime Riba koji su tražili turiste iza kazina.

    Nal je prešao na TAAADAAA, a njih dvoje su se histerično smejali... lep način da se raščisti kuća! Hajde sada da uzmemo malo tog Prime rebra!

    Dok Nal i TAAADAAA uživaju u ostatku vrhunskog rebra, čini se da se u predvorju kazina dešava neka gužva. Čini se da je Jimbeauk tamo bacajući besplatne kazino žetone publici...nakon mesec dana dugog izveštaja od 25 stranica...Jimbeauk je to otkrio bacajući žetone publici...

    Jimbeauk stoji među gomilom iseckane odeće, pocepanih fesova, otrcanih peciva i objavljuje „ok narode, prvih 50 na recepciji da Screams „Jimbeauk Rock’s“ dobija besplatnu novčanicu od 100 dolara“. Grmljavina stopala koja trče prema stolu prigušuje cerekanje koje je Jimbo ispuštao dok se tiho uvlači na sveže napušteno sedište Mašini svih želja...

    U međuvremenu, lokalni vatrogasci i spasioci su stigli i uzdahnuli videvši desetak tela kako leže na podu kazina i počeli da čiste nered. „Prokletstvo, kada će te članove LCB držati podalje od kazina?“ Čude se tiho.


    A u srednjem vremenu posada6969 svira u mariachi, a on kaže, ovo je posvećeno jednom od mojih najboljih prijatelja LIPSS-a i počinje da peva ljubavnu pesmu.

    Ne razumem španski pitam se mogu li usne? oh, bar je on u ključu................ plus na ovaj način mogu da privučem svačiju pažnju pošto Nals hollerin u drugom delu pazi na mene........ ............sve je čista vatra u rupi.............BANG!

    Ali prava vatra u rupi dolazi od novog šefa recepta TAAADAAA, a Geneco izmislio pod nazivom Jalepeno pepper poppers, koji potiče iz Geneove filozofije...
    Život je kao tegla Jalapeno Peppersa...ono što radiš danas, sutra bi te moglo spaliti u guzicu....VATRA U RUPI...BAH!!!

    Sad se opet čuje tutnjava! Ovoga puta od mecena koji su imali mega obrok od pomenute izmišljotine. Onda je bila divlja žurba do kupatila sa stotinama koji su čekali u redu. Ovo nije bilo najbolje vreme da budete vodoinstalater, ili domar...

    Vau... ne ulazi tamo!!!

    Toliko o tome da je Jimbeauk ukrao stolicu dana.... nijedan vatrogasni ili spasilački odred ne može da ga izvuče iz bola u kojem sada ima! Dok beži da se pridruži ostatku gužve sa zapaljenim rupama na pantalonama...Nal skače pravo na svoje sedište! Konačno... nisam mislio da ću ikada stići ovde...

    U međuvremenu u redu za kupatilo.......dve devojke sa šoljicom jure ispred reda! Džin gura Usne da ih snimi kamerom dok ulaze. Imajući sve to na traci, ona pokazuje Nal.......

    O BOŽE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Pustite ih da prođu!!!!!!!! Imaju nakaradnog kamila pauka!! Usne jesi li to videla!!!! Nal je bila toliko uplašena da je pala sa stolice, ali se brzo pribrala kada je videla šta je i Lips gore... "Videla sam sve u redu", "Sve sam snimila"

    Dobar pokušaj, Usne, ne možeš da me nadmudriš...upravo se začuo glasan vrisak i ceo red se zbrisao. "Svi BEŽITE ZA SVOJE ŽIVOTE"!!!!!
    čudovišni pauk je izašao iz šolje...Jimbeauk istrčava iz kupatila sa komadom toalet papira zalepljenim za cipele vičući "to nije jedan pauk nego dva!!"

    Džin gleda u Lips i kaže: „Zanimljivo, šta je Jimbeauk radio sa damama
    kupatilo?"

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

    Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!

    Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here?  What is Phantom doing in my seat?  What happened next was not pretty at all...

    The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...

    within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.

    Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house!  Now lets have some of that Prime rib!

    As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...

    Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...

    Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.


       And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.

    I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can?       oh well at least he is in key................  plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear            fire in the hole.............BANG!

    But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Geneco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
    Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!

    Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...

    Whoa...don't go in there!!!

    So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now!  As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat!  Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...
      
    Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......

    OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Let them thru!!!!!!!!  They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!!   Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"

    Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled.  "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
    the monster spider got out of the cup...Jimbeaux comes running out of the bathroom with a piece of toliet paper stuck to his shoes screaming "that is not one spider its two!!"

    Gene looks at Lips and says "That's curious, what was Jimbeaux doing in the ladies
    bathroom? And why is he wearing my kilt ?"

    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........pogledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa jelke? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Je li to... točak sira?, Hoću tu mamicu!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za mamicu. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Zatim iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva..u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže.... prokleto si vrela! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona postiđeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

    Genenco gleda sa čuđenjem dok vadi pantalone pored dela mašina. „Prokletstvo, taj magični trik zaista radi“, promrmlja on i baci pantalone PMM-u.

    Sada mogu svima reći da sam video golu ribu...ali samo u Vegasu!

    U međuvremenu, Usne sada mogu da vide, slika sa slike...jasno joj se usijala u glavu, zbunila je na trenutak, ali onda je došla sebi i saznala da je to bio magični trik...i hej, šta ja radim ovde? Šta Fantom radi na mom sedištu? Ono što se dalje desilo nije bilo nimalo lepo...

    Srećni kuvar kazina TAAADAAA se uključuje na PA sistem i govori svima u kazinu da je bifeu ponestalo vrhunskog rebra i da nema ništa drugo osim piletine za jelo...

    u roku od nekoliko sekundi, mogli su se čuti vriskovi dok su oni koji su čekali u redu počeli da napadaju konobare dok su pokušavali da pobegnu od stotina Prime Riba koji su tražili turiste iza kazina.

    Nal je prešao na TAAADAAA, a njih dvoje su se histerično smejali... lep način da se raščisti kuća! Hajde sada da uzmemo malo tog Prime rebra!

    Dok Nal i TAAADAAA uživaju u ostatku vrhunskog rebra, čini se da se u predvorju kazina dešava neka gužva. Čini se da je Jimbeauk tamo bacajući besplatne kazino žetone publici...nakon mesec dana dugog izveštaja od 25 stranica...Jimbeauk je to otkrio bacajući žetone publici...

    Jimbeauk stoji među gomilom iseckane odeće, pocepanih fesova, otrcanih peciva i objavljuje „ok narode, prvih 50 na recepciji da Screams „Jimbeauk Rock’s“ dobija besplatnu novčanicu od 100 dolara“. Grmljavina stopala koja trče prema stolu prigušuje cerekanje koje je Jimbo ispuštao dok se tiho uvlači na sveže napušteno sedište Mašini svih želja...

    U međuvremenu, lokalni vatrogasci i spasioci su stigli i uzdahnuli videvši desetak tela kako leže na podu kazina i počeli da čiste nered. „Prokletstvo, kada će te članove LCB držati podalje od kazina?“ Čude se tiho.


    A u srednjem vremenu posada6969 svira u mariachi, a on kaže, ovo je posvećeno jednom od mojih najboljih prijatelja LIPSS-a i počinje da peva ljubavnu pesmu.

    Ne razumem španski pitam se mogu li usne? oh, bar je on u ključu................ plus na ovaj način mogu da privučem svačiju pažnju pošto Nals hollerin u drugom delu pazi na mene........ ............sve je čista vatra u rupi.............BANG!

    Ali prava vatra u rupi dolazi od novog šefa recepta TAAADAAA, a Geneco izmislio pod nazivom Jalepeno pepper poppers, koji potiče iz Geneove filozofije...
    Život je kao tegla Jalapeno Peppersa...ono što radiš danas, sutra bi te moglo spaliti u guzicu....VATRA U RUPI...BAH!!!

    Sad se opet čuje tutnjava! Ovoga puta od mecena koji su imali mega obrok od pomenute izmišljotine. Onda je bila divlja žurba do kupatila sa stotinama koji su čekali u redu. Ovo nije bilo najbolje vreme da budete vodoinstalater, ili domar...

    Vau... ne ulazi tamo!!!

    Toliko o tome da je Jimbeauk ukrao stolicu dana.... nijedan vatrogasni ili spasilački odred ne može da ga izvuče iz bola u kojem sada ima! Dok beži da se pridruži ostatku gužve sa zapaljenim rupama na pantalonama...Nal skače pravo na svoje sedište! Oh, konačno...Nisam mislio da ću ikada doći ovde...

    U međuvremenu u redu za kupatilo.......dve devojke sa šoljicom jure ispred reda! Džin gura Usne da ih snimi kamerom dok ulaze. Imajući sve to na traci, ona pokazuje Nal.......

    O BOŽE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Pustite ih da prođu!!!!!!!! Imaju nakaradnog kamila pauka!! Usne jesi li to videla!!!! Nal je bila toliko uplašena da je pala sa stolice, ali se brzo pribrala kada je videla šta je i Lips gore... "Videla sam sve u redu", "Sve sam snimila"

    Dobar pokušaj, Usne, ne možeš da me nadmudriš...upravo se začuo glasan vrisak i ceo red se zbrisao. "Svi BEŽITE ZA SVOJE ŽIVOTE"!!!!!
    čudovišni pauk je izašao iz šolje...Jimbeauk istrčava iz kupatila sa komadom toalet papira zalepljenim za cipele vičući "to nije jedan pauk nego dva!!"

    Džin gleda u Lips i kaže: „Zanimljivo, šta je Jimbeauk radio sa damama
    kupatilo? I zašto on nosi moj kilt?"
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

    Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!

    Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here?  What is Phantom doing in my seat?  What happened next was not pretty at all...

    The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...

    within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.

    Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house!  Now lets have some of that Prime rib!

    As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...

    Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...

    Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.


      And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.

    I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can?      oh well at least he is in key................  plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear            fire in the hole.............BANG!

    But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Geneco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
    Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!

    Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...

    Whoa...don't go in there!!!

    So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now!  As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat!  Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...
     
    Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......

    OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Let them thru!!!!!!!!  They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!!  Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"

    Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled.  "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
    the monster spider got out of the cup...Jimbeaux comes running out of the bathroom with a piece of toliet paper stuck to his shoes screaming "that is not one spider its two!!"

    Gene looks at Lips and says "That's curious, what was Jimbeaux doing in the ladies
    bathroom? And why is he wearing my kilt ?"

    Tony has bigger fish to fry at the moment....he goes up to Nal....grinning ear to ear. I brought you a cocktail sweetheart......scotch and maalox? Little does she know its maalox with a splash of scotch!!!!

    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........pogledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa jelke? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Je li to... točak sira?, Hoću tu mamicu!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za mamicu. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Zatim iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva..u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže.... prokleto si vrela! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona postiđeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

    Genenco gleda sa čuđenjem dok vadi pantalone pored dela mašina. „Prokletstvo, taj magični trik zaista radi“, promrmlja on i baci pantalone PMM-u.

    Sada mogu svima reći da sam video golu ribu...ali samo u Vegasu!

    U međuvremenu, Usne sada mogu da vide, slika sa slike...jasno joj se usijala u glavu, zbunila je na trenutak, ali onda je došla sebi i saznala da je to bio magični trik...i hej, šta ja radim ovde? Šta Fantom radi na mom sedištu? Ono što se dalje desilo nije bilo nimalo lepo...

    Srećni kuvar kazina TAAADAAA se uključuje na PA sistem i govori svima u kazinu da je bifeu ponestalo vrhunskog rebra i da nema ništa drugo osim piletine za jelo...

    u roku od nekoliko sekundi, mogli su se čuti vriskovi dok su oni koji su čekali u redu počeli da napadaju konobare dok su pokušavali da pobegnu od stotina Prime Riba koji su tražili turiste iza kazina.

    Nal je prešao na TAAADAAA, a njih dvoje su se histerično smejali... lep način da se raščisti kuća! Hajde sada da uzmemo malo tog Prime rebra!

    Dok Nal i TAAADAAA uživaju u ostatku vrhunskog rebra, čini se da se u predvorju kazina dešava neka gužva. Čini se da je Jimbeauk tamo bacajući besplatne kazino žetone publici...nakon mesec dana dugog izveštaja od 25 stranica...Jimbeauk je to otkrio bacajući žetone publici...

    Jimbeauk stoji među gomilom iseckane odeće, pocepanih fesova, otrcanih peciva i objavljuje „ok narode, prvih 50 na recepciji da Screams „Jimbeauk Rock’s“ dobija besplatnu novčanicu od 100 dolara“. Grmljavina stopala koja trče prema stolu prigušuje cerekanje koje je Jimbo ispuštao dok se tiho uvlači na sveže napušteno sedište Mašini svih želja...

    U međuvremenu, lokalni vatrogasci i spasioci su stigli i uzdahnuli videvši desetak tela kako leže na podu kazina i počeli da čiste nered. „Prokletstvo, kada će te članove LCB držati podalje od kazina?“ Čude se tiho.


    A u srednjem vremenu posada6969 svira u mariachi, a on kaže, ovo je posvećeno jednom od mojih najboljih prijatelja LIPSS-a i počinje da peva ljubavnu pesmu.

    Ne razumem španski pitam se mogu li usne? oh, bar je on u ključu................ plus na ovaj način mogu da privučem svačiju pažnju pošto Nals hollerin u drugom delu pazi na mene........ ............sve je čista vatra u rupi.............BANG!

    Ali prava vatra u rupi dolazi od novog šefa recepta TAAADAAA, a Geneco izmislio pod nazivom Jalepeno pepper poppers, koji potiče iz Geneove filozofije...
    Život je kao tegla Jalapeno Peppersa...ono što radiš danas, sutra bi te moglo spaliti u guzicu....VATRA U RUPI...BAH!!!

    Sad se opet čuje tutnjava! Ovoga puta od mecena koji su imali mega obrok od pomenute izmišljotine. Onda je bila divlja žurba do kupatila sa stotinama koji su čekali u redu. Ovo nije bilo najbolje vreme da budete vodoinstalater, ili domar...

    Vau... ne ulazi tamo!!!

    Toliko o tome da je Jimbeauk ukrao stolicu dana.... nijedan vatrogasni ili spasilački odred ne može da ga izvuče iz bola u kojem sada ima! Dok beži da se pridruži ostatku gužve sa zapaljenim rupama na pantalonama...Nal skače pravo na svoje sedište! Konačno... nisam mislio da ću ikada stići ovde...

    U međuvremenu u redu za kupatilo.......dve devojke sa šoljicom jure ispred reda! Džin gura Usne da ih snimi kamerom dok ulaze. Imajući sve to na traci, ona pokazuje Nal.......

    O BOŽE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Pustite ih da prođu!!!!!!!! Imaju nakaradnog kamila pauka!! Usne jesi li to videla!!!! Nal je bila toliko uplašena da je pala sa stolice, ali se brzo pribrala kada je videla šta je i Lips gore... "Videla sam sve u redu", "Sve sam snimila"

    Dobar pokušaj, Usne, ne možeš da me nadmudriš...upravo se začuo glasan vrisak i ceo red se zbrisao. "Svi BEŽITE ZA SVOJE ŽIVOTE"!!!!!
    čudovišni pauk je izašao iz šolje...Jimbeauk istrčava iz kupatila sa komadom toalet papira zalepljenim za cipele vičući "to nije jedan pauk nego dva!!"

    Džin gleda u Lips i kaže: „Zanimljivo, šta je Jimbeauk radio sa damama
    kupatilo? I zašto on nosi moj kilt?"

    Toni ima veću ribu za prženje u ovom trenutku....odlazi do Nala....cereći se od uha do uha. Doneo sam ti koktel dušo......scotch i maalok? Ona malo zna da je maaloks sa malo viskija!!!!

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

    Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!

    Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here?  What is Phantom doing in my seat?  What happened next was not pretty at all...

    The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...

    within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.

    Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house!  Now lets have some of that Prime rib!

    As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...

    Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...

    Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.

      And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.

    I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can?      oh well at least he is in key................  plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear            fire in the hole.............BANG!

    But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Genenco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
    Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!

    Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...

    Whoa...don't go in there!!!

    So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now!  As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat!  Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...
     
    Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......

    OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Let them thru!!!!!!!!  They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!!  Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"

    Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled.  "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
    the monster spider got out of the cup...Jimbeaux comes running out of the bathroom with a piece of toliet paper stuck to his shoes screaming "that is not one spider its two!!"

    Gene looks at Lips and says "That's curious, what was Jimbeaux doing in the ladies
    bathroom? And why is he wearing my kilt ?"

    Tony has bigger fish to fry at the moment....he goes up to Nal....grinning ear to ear. I brought you a cocktail sweetheart......scotch and maalox? Little does she know its maalox with a splash of scotch!!!!

    Ah, silly boy...I see you brought me my invention with a twist.  But I invented this drink for the seniors, like Genenco...but perhaps Jimbeaux might be ready for it, since he doesn't even know which bathroom to use.  Maybe he got confused with the skirt..

    Anyway, if you really want to play bartender, I'll take my scotch single malted please..hold the maalox.  But you may want to throw in a valium or two after that spider scare.  I wouldn't be opposed to that.

    Out walks Pam from the slots..hey, make one of those for me too!

    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........pogledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa jelke? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo bilo u stvari iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona krenula na njegovu kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Da li je to... točak sira?, Hoću taj kolač!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za fudž. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj je pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Zatim iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva..u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže.... prokleto si vrela! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona postiđeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

    Genenco gleda sa čuđenjem dok vadi pantalone pored dela mašina. „Prokletstvo, taj magični trik zaista radi“, promrmlja on i baci pantalone PMM-u.

    Sada mogu svima reći da sam video golu ribu...ali samo u Vegasu!

    U međuvremenu, Usne sada mogu da vide, slika sa slike...jasno joj se usijala u glavu, zbunila je na trenutak, ali onda je došla sebi i saznala da je to bio magični trik...i hej, šta ja radim ovde? Šta Fantom radi na mom sedištu? Ono što se dalje desilo nije bilo nimalo lepo...

    Srećni kuvar kazina TAAADAAA se uključuje na PA sistem i govori svima u kazinu da je bifeu ponestalo vrhunskog rebra i da nema ništa drugo osim piletine za jelo...

    u roku od nekoliko sekundi, mogli su se čuti vriskovi dok su oni koji su čekali u redu počeli da napadaju konobare dok su pokušavali da pobegnu od stotina Prime Riba koji su tražili turiste iza kazina.

    Nal je prešao na TAAADAAA, a njih dvoje su se histerično smejali... lep način da se raščisti kuća! Hajde sada da uzmemo malo tog Prime rebra!

    Dok Nal i TAAADAAA uživaju u ostatku vrhunskog rebra, čini se da se u predvorju kazina dešava neka gužva. Čini se da je Jimbeauk tamo bacajući besplatne kazino žetone publici...nakon mesec dana dugog izveštaja od 25 stranica...Jimbeauk je to otkrio bacajući žetone publici...

    Jimbeauk stoji među gomilom iseckane odeće, pocepanih fesova, otrcanih peciva i objavljuje „ok narode, prvih 50 na recepciji da Screams „Jimbeauk Rock’s“ dobija besplatnu novčanicu od 100 dolara“. Grmljavina stopala koja trče prema stolu prigušuje cerekanje koje je Jimbo ispuštao dok se tiho uvlači na sveže napušteno sedište Mašini svih želja...

    U međuvremenu, lokalni vatrogasci i spasioci su stigli i uzdahnuli videvši desetak tela kako leže na podu kazina i počeli da čiste nered. „Prokletstvo, kada će te članove LCB držati podalje od kazina?“ Čude se tiho.

    A u srednjem vremenu posada6969 svira u mariachi, a on kaže, ovo je posvećeno jednom od mojih najboljih prijatelja LIPSS-a i počinje da peva ljubavnu pesmu.

    Ne razumem španski pitam se mogu li usne? oh, bar je on u ključu................ plus na ovaj način mogu da privučem svačiju pažnju pošto Nals hollerin u drugom delu pazi na mene........ ............sve je čista vatra u rupi.............BANG!

    Ali prava vatra u rupi dolazi od novog šefa recepta TAAADAAA, a Genenco izmislio pod nazivom Jalepeno pepper poppers, koji potiče iz Geneove filozofije...
    Život je kao tegla Jalapeno Peppersa...ono što radiš danas, sutra bi te moglo spaliti u guzicu....VATRA U RUPI...BAH!!!

    Sad se opet čuje tutnjava! Ovoga puta od mecena koji su imali mega obrok od pomenute izmišljotine. Onda je bila divlja žurba do kupatila sa stotinama koji su čekali u redu. Ovo nije bilo najbolje vreme da budete vodoinstalater, ili domar...

    Vau... ne ulazi tamo!!!

    Toliko o tome da je Jimbeauk ukrao stolicu dana.... nijedan vatrogasni ili spasilački odred ne može da ga izvuče iz bola u kojem sada ima! Dok beži da se pridruži ostatku prepunog reda sa zapaljenim rupama na pantalonama...Nal skače pravo na svoje sedište! Oh, konačno...Nisam mislio da ću ikada doći ovde...

    U međuvremenu u redu za kupatilo.......dve devojke sa šoljicom jure ispred reda! Džin gura Usne da ih snimi kamerom dok ulaze. Imajući sve to na traci, ona pokazuje Nal.......

    O BOŽE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Pustite ih da prođu!!!!!!!! Imaju nakaradnog kamila pauka!! Usne jesi li to videla!!!! Nal je bila toliko uplašena da je pala sa stolice, ali se brzo pribrala kada je videla šta je i Lips gore... "Videla sam sve u redu", "Sve sam snimila"

    Dobar pokušaj, Usne, ne možeš da me nadmudriš...upravo se začuo glasan vrisak i ceo red se zbrisao. "Svi BEŽITE ZA SVOJE ŽIVOTE"!!!!!
    čudovišni pauk je izašao iz šolje...Jimbeauk istrčava iz kupatila sa komadom toalet papira zalepljenim za cipele vičući "to nije jedan pauk nego dva!!"

    Džin gleda u Lips i kaže: „Zanimljivo, šta je Jimbeauk radio sa damama
    kupatilo? I zašto on nosi moj kilt?"

    Toni ima veću ribu za prženje u ovom trenutku....odlazi do Nala....cereći se od uha do uha. Doneo sam ti koktel dušo......scotch i maalok? Ona malo zna da je maaloks sa malo viskija!!!!

    Ah, blesavi dečko... Vidim da si mi doneo moj izum sa obrtom. Ali ja sam izmislio ovo piće za starije, kao Genenco... ali možda bi Jimbeauk mogao biti spreman za to, pošto ne zna ni koje kupatilo da koristi. Možda se pobrkao sa suknjom..

    U svakom slučaju, ako stvarno želiš da glumiš barmena, uzeću svoj viski single malted, molim te.. drži maalok. Ali možda ćete želeti da ubacite valijum ili dva nakon tog pauka. Ne bih se protivio tome.

    Pam izlazi iz slota..hej, napravi jedan od njih i za mene!

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

    Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!

    Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here?  What is Phantom doing in my seat?  What happened next was not pretty at all...

    The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...

    within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.

    Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house!  Now lets have some of that Prime rib!

    As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...

    Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...

    Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.

      And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.

    I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can?      oh well at least he is in key................  plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear            fire in the hole.............BANG!

    But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Genenco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
    Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!

    Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...

    Whoa...don't go in there!!!

    So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now!  As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat!  Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...

    Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......

    OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Let them thru!!!!!!!!  They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!!  Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"

    Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled.  "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
    the monster spider got out of the cup...Jimbeaux comes running out of the bathroom with a piece of toliet paper stuck to his shoes screaming "that is not one spider its two!!"

    Gene looks at Lips and says "That's curious, what was Jimbeaux doing in the ladies
    bathroom? And why is he wearing my kilt ?"

    Tony has bigger fish to fry at the moment....he goes up to Nal....grinning ear to ear. I brought you a cocktail sweetheart......scotch and maalox? Little does she know its maalox with a splash of scotch!!!!

    Ah, silly boy...I see you brought me my invention with a twist.  But I invented this drink for the seniors, like Genenco...but perhaps Jimbeaux might be ready for it, since he doesn't even know which bathroom to use.  Maybe he got confused with the skirt..

    Anyway, if you really want to play bartender, I'll take my scotch single malted please..hold the maalox.  But you may want to throw in a valium or two after that spider scare.  I wouldn't be opposed to that.

    Out walks Pam from the slots..hey, make one of those for me too!

    Suddenly, there's strange sounds coming from outside. Muffled booming sounds and then the lights flicker..Flicker and then the whole casino is plunged into darkness!

    A main feeder box has exploded!

    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........pogledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa jelke? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Je li to... točak sira?, Hoću tu mamicu!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za mamicu. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Zatim iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva..u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže.... prokleto si vrela! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona postiđeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

    Genenco gleda sa čuđenjem dok vadi pantalone pored dela mašina. „Prokletstvo, taj magični trik zaista radi“, promrmlja on i baci pantalone PMM-u.

    Sada mogu svima reći da sam video golu ribu...ali samo u Vegasu!

    U međuvremenu, Usne sada mogu da vide, slika sa slike...jasno joj se usijala u glavu, zbunila je na trenutak, ali onda je došla sebi i saznala da je to bio magični trik...i hej, šta ja radim ovde? Šta Fantom radi na mom sedištu? Ono što se dalje desilo nije bilo nimalo lepo...

    Srećni kuvar kazina TAAADAAA se uključuje na PA sistem i govori svima u kazinu da je bifeu ponestalo vrhunskog rebra i da nema ništa drugo osim piletine za jelo...

    u roku od nekoliko sekundi, mogli su se čuti vriskovi dok su oni koji su čekali u redu počeli da napadaju konobare dok su pokušavali da pobegnu od stotina Prime Riba koji su tražili turiste iza kazina.

    Nal je prešao na TAAADAAA, a njih dvoje su se histerično smejali... lep način da se raščisti kuća! Hajde sada da uzmemo malo tog Prime rebra!

    Dok Nal i TAAADAAA uživaju u ostatku vrhunskog rebra, čini se da se u predvorju kazina dešava neka gužva. Čini se da je Jimbeauk tamo bacajući besplatne kazino žetone publici...nakon mesec dana dugog izveštaja od 25 stranica...Jimbeauk je to otkrio bacajući žetone publici...

    Jimbeauk stoji među gomilom iseckane odeće, pocepanih fesova, otrcanih peciva i objavljuje „ok narode, prvih 50 na recepciji da Screams „Jimbeauk Rock’s“ dobija besplatnu novčanicu od 100 dolara“. Grmljavina stopala koja trče prema stolu prigušuje cerekanje koje je Jimbo ispuštao dok se tiho uvlači na sveže napušteno sedište Mašini svih želja...

    U međuvremenu, lokalni vatrogasci i spasioci su stigli i uzdahnuli videvši desetak tela kako leže na podu kazina i počeli da čiste nered. „Prokletstvo, kada će te članove LCB držati podalje od kazina?“ Čude se tiho.

    A u srednjem vremenu posada6969 svira u mariachi, a on kaže, ovo je posvećeno jednom od mojih najboljih prijatelja LIPSS-a i počinje da peva ljubavnu pesmu.

    Ne razumem španski pitam se mogu li usne? oh, bar je on u ključu................ plus na ovaj način mogu da privučem svačiju pažnju pošto Nals hollerin u drugom delu pazi na mene........ ............sve je čista vatra u rupi.............BANG!

    Ali prava vatra u rupi dolazi od novog šefa recepta TAAADAAA, a Genenco izmislio pod nazivom Jalepeno pepper poppers, koji potiče iz Geneove filozofije...
    Život je kao tegla Jalapeno Peppersa...ono što radiš danas, sutra bi te moglo spaliti u guzicu....VATRA U RUPI...BAH!!!

    Sad se opet čuje tutnjava! Ovoga puta od mecena koji su imali mega obrok od pomenute izmišljotine. Onda je bila divlja žurba do kupatila sa stotinama koji su čekali u redu. Ovo nije bilo najbolje vreme da budete vodoinstalater, ili domar...

    Vau... ne ulazi tamo!!!

    Toliko o tome da je Jimbeauk ukrao stolicu dana.... nijedan vatrogasni ili spasilački odred ne može da ga izvuče iz bola u kojem sada ima! Dok beži da se pridruži ostatku gužve sa zapaljenim rupama na pantalonama...Nal skače pravo na svoje sedište! Konačno... nisam mislio da ću ikada stići ovde...

    U međuvremenu u redu za kupatilo.......dve devojke sa šoljicom jure ispred reda! Džin gura Usne da ih snimi kamerom dok ulaze. Imajući sve to na traci, ona pokazuje Nal.......

    O BOŽE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Pustite ih da prođu!!!!!!!! Imaju nakaradnog kamila pauka!! Usne jesi li to videla!!!! Nal je bila toliko uplašena da je pala sa stolice, ali se brzo pribrala kada je videla šta je i Lips gore... "Videla sam sve u redu", "Sve sam snimila"

    Dobar pokušaj, Usne, ne možeš da me nadmudriš...upravo se začuo glasan vrisak i ceo red se zbrisao. "Svi BEŽITE ZA SVOJE ŽIVOTE"!!!!!
    čudovišni pauk je izašao iz šolje...Jimbeauk istrčava iz kupatila sa komadom toalet papira zalepljenim za cipele vičući "to nije jedan pauk nego dva!!"

    Džin gleda u Lips i kaže: „Zanimljivo, šta je Jimbeauk radio sa damama
    kupatilo? I zašto on nosi moj kilt?"

    Toni ima veću ribu za prženje u ovom trenutku....odlazi do Nala....cereći se od uha do uha. Doneo sam ti koktel dušo......scotch i maalok? Ona malo zna da je maaloks sa malo viskija!!!!

    Ah, blesavi dečko... Vidim da si mi doneo moj izum sa obrtom. Ali ja sam izmislio ovo piće za starije, kao Genenco... ali možda bi Jimbeauk mogao biti spreman za to, pošto ne zna ni koje kupatilo da koristi. Možda se pobrkao sa suknjom..

    U svakom slučaju, ako stvarno želiš da glumiš barmena, uzeću svoj viski single malted, molim te.. drži maalok. Ali možda ćete želeti da ubacite valijum ili dva nakon tog pauka. Ne bih se protivio tome.

    Pam izlazi iz slota..hej, napravi jedan od njih i za mene!

    Odjednom spolja dopiru čudni zvuci. Prigušeni grmljavi zvuci, a zatim svetla zatrepere.. Trepere i onda ceo kazino uroni u mrak!

    Eksplodirala je glavna kutija za dovod!

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

    Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!

    Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here?  What is Phantom doing in my seat?  What happened next was not pretty at all...

    The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...

    within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.

    Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house!  Now lets have some of that Prime rib!

    As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...

    Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...

    Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.

      And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.

    I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can?      oh well at least he is in key................  plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear            fire in the hole.............BANG!

    But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Genenco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
    Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!

    Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...

    Whoa...don't go in there!!!

    So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now!  As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat!  Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...

    Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......

    OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Let them thru!!!!!!!!  They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!!  Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"

    Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled.  "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
    the monster spider got out of the cup...Jimbeaux comes running out of the bathroom with a piece of toliet paper stuck to his shoes screaming "that is not one spider its two!!"

    Gene looks at Lips and says "That's curious, what was Jimbeaux doing in the ladies
    bathroom? And why is he wearing my kilt ?"

    Tony has bigger fish to fry at the moment....he goes up to Nal....grinning ear to ear. I brought you a cocktail sweetheart......scotch and maalox? Little does she know its maalox with a splash of scotch!!!!

    Ah, silly boy...I see you brought me my invention with a twist.  But I invented this drink for the seniors, like Genenco...but perhaps Jimbeaux might be ready for it, since he doesn't even know which bathroom to use.  Maybe he got confused with the skirt..

    Anyway, if you really want to play bartender, I'll take my scotch single malted please..hold the maalox.  But you may want to throw in a valium or two after that spider scare.  I wouldn't be opposed to that.

    Out walks Pam from the slots..hey, make one of those for me too!

    Suddenly, there's strange sounds coming from outside. Muffled booming sounds and then the lights flicker..Flicker and then the whole casino is plunged into darkness!

    A main feeder box has exploded!

    What actually exploded was the big vein in Genenco forehead...he drank one of Nal's Scotch and Maalox with the Valium, and it knocked him out cold...now he's laying in the middle of the casino floor, and here comes the spiders...

    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........pogledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa jelke? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Je li to... točak sira?, Hoću tu mamicu!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za mamicu. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Zatim iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva..u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže.... prokleto si vrela! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona postiđeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

    Genenco gleda sa čuđenjem dok vadi pantalone pored dela mašina. „Prokletstvo, taj magični trik zaista radi“, promrmlja on i baci pantalone PMM-u.

    Sada mogu svima reći da sam video golu ribu...ali samo u Vegasu!

    U međuvremenu, Usne sada mogu da vide, slika sa slike...jasno joj se usijala u glavu, zbunila je na trenutak, ali onda je došla sebi i saznala da je to bio magični trik...i hej, šta ja radim ovde? Šta Fantom radi na mom sedištu? Ono što se dalje desilo nije bilo nimalo lepo...

    Srećni kuvar kazina TAAADAAA se uključuje na PA sistem i govori svima u kazinu da je bifeu ponestalo vrhunskog rebra i da nema ništa drugo osim piletine za jelo...

    u roku od nekoliko sekundi, mogli su se čuti vriskovi dok su oni koji su čekali u redu počeli da napadaju konobare dok su pokušavali da pobegnu od stotina Prime Riba koji su tražili turiste iza kazina.

    Nal je prešao na TAAADAAA, a njih dvoje su se histerično smejali... lep način da se raščisti kuća! Hajde sada da uzmemo malo tog Prime rebra!

    Dok Nal i TAAADAAA uživaju u ostatku vrhunskog rebra, čini se da se u predvorju kazina dešava neka gužva. Čini se da je Jimbeauk tamo bacajući besplatne kazino žetone publici...nakon mesec dana dugog izveštaja od 25 stranica...Jimbeauk je to otkrio bacajući žetone publici...

    Jimbeauk stoji među gomilom iseckane odeće, pocepanih fesova, otrcanih peciva i objavljuje „ok narode, prvih 50 na recepciji da Screams „Jimbeauk Rock’s“ dobija besplatnu novčanicu od 100 dolara“. Grmljavina stopala koja trče prema stolu prigušuje cerekanje koje je Jimbo ispuštao dok se tiho uvlači na sveže napušteno sedište Mašini svih želja...

    U međuvremenu, lokalni vatrogasci i spasioci su stigli i uzdahnuli videvši desetak tela kako leže na podu kazina i počeli da čiste nered. „Prokletstvo, kada će te članove LCB držati podalje od kazina?“ Čude se tiho.

    A u srednjem vremenu posada6969 svira u mariachi, a on kaže, ovo je posvećeno jednom od mojih najboljih prijatelja LIPSS-a i počinje da peva ljubavnu pesmu.

    Ne razumem španski pitam se mogu li usne? oh, bar je on u ključu................ plus na ovaj način mogu da privučem svačiju pažnju pošto Nals hollerin u drugom delu pazi na mene........ ............sve je čista vatra u rupi.............BANG!

    Ali prava vatra u rupi dolazi od novog šefa recepta TAAADAAA, a Genenco izmislio pod nazivom Jalepeno pepper poppers, koji potiče iz Geneove filozofije...
    Život je kao tegla Jalapeno Peppersa...ono što radiš danas, sutra bi te moglo spaliti u guzicu....VATRA U RUPI...BAH!!!

    Sad se opet čuje tutnjava! Ovoga puta od mecena koji su imali mega obrok od pomenute izmišljotine. Onda je bila divlja žurba do kupatila sa stotinama koji su čekali u redu. Ovo nije bilo najbolje vreme da budete vodoinstalater, ili domar...

    Vau... ne ulazi tamo!!!

    Toliko o tome da je Jimbeauk ukrao stolicu dana.... nijedan vatrogasni ili spasilački odred ne može da ga izvuče iz bola u kojem sada ima! Dok beži da se pridruži ostatku gužve sa zapaljenim rupama na pantalonama...Nal skače pravo na svoje sedište! Konačno... nisam mislio da ću ikada stići ovde...

    U međuvremenu u redu za kupatilo.......dve devojke sa šoljicom jure ispred reda! Džin gura Usne da ih snimi kamerom dok ulaze. Imajući sve to na traci, ona pokazuje Nal.......

    O BOŽE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Pustite ih da prođu!!!!!!!! Imaju nakaradnog kamila pauka!! Usne jesi li to videla!!!! Nal je bila toliko uplašena da je pala sa stolice, ali se brzo pribrala kada je videla šta je i Lips gore... "Videla sam sve u redu", "Sve sam snimila"

    Dobar pokušaj, Usne, ne možeš da me nadmudriš...upravo se začuo glasan vrisak i ceo red se zbrisao. "Svi BEŽITE ZA SVOJE ŽIVOTE"!!!!!
    čudovišni pauk je izašao iz šolje...Jimbeauk istrčava iz kupatila sa komadom toalet papira zalepljenim za cipele vičući "to nije jedan pauk nego dva!!"

    Džin gleda u Lips i kaže: „To je radoznalo, šta je Jimbeauk radio sa damama
    kupatilo? I zašto on nosi moj kilt?"

    Toni trenutno ima veću ribu za prženje....prilazi Nalu....cereći se od uha do uha. Doneo sam ti koktel dušo......scotch i maalok? Ona malo zna da je maaloks sa malo viskija!!!!

    Ah, blesavi dečko... Vidim da si mi doneo moj izum sa obrtom. Ali ja sam izmislio ovo piće za starije, kao Genenco... ali možda bi Jimbeauk mogao biti spreman za to, pošto ne zna ni koje kupatilo da koristi. Možda se pobrkao sa suknjom..

    U svakom slučaju, ako stvarno želiš da glumiš barmena, uzeću svoj viski single malted, molim te.. drži maalok. Ali možda ćete želeti da ubacite valijum ili dva nakon tog pauka. Ne bih se protivio tome.

    Pam izlazi iz slota..hej, napravi jedan od njih i za mene!

    Odjednom spolja dopiru čudni zvuci. Prigušeni grmljavi zvuci, a zatim svetla zatrepere..Trepere i onda ceo kazino uroni u mrak!

    Eksplodirala je glavna kutija za dovod!

    Ono što je u stvari eksplodirala je velika vena na Genenco čelu... popio je jedan od Nal's Scotch-a i Maalok-a sa valijumom, i to ga je izbezumilo... sada leži na sredini poda kazina, a evo paukova ...

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

    Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!

    Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here?  What is Phantom doing in my seat?  What happened next was not pretty at all...

    The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...

    within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.

    Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house!  Now lets have some of that Prime rib!

    As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...

    Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...

    Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.

      And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.

    I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can?      oh well at least he is in key................  plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear            fire in the hole.............BANG!

    But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Genenco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
    Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!

    Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...

    Whoa...don't go in there!!!

    So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now!  As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat!  Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...

    Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......

    OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Let them thru!!!!!!!!  They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!!  Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"

    Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled.  "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
    the monster spider got out of the cup...Jimbeaux comes running out of the bathroom with a piece of toliet paper stuck to his shoes screaming "that is not one spider its two!!"

    Gene looks at Lips and says "That's curious, what was Jimbeaux doing in the ladies
    bathroom? And why is he wearing my kilt ?"

    Tony has bigger fish to fry at the moment....he goes up to Nal....grinning ear to ear. I brought you a cocktail sweetheart......scotch and maalox? Little does she know its maalox with a splash of scotch!!!!

    Ah, silly boy...I see you brought me my invention with a twist.  But I invented this drink for the seniors, like Genenco...but perhaps Jimbeaux might be ready for it, since he doesn't even know which bathroom to use.  Maybe he got confused with the skirt..

    Anyway, if you really want to play bartender, I'll take my scotch single malted please..hold the maalox.  But you may want to throw in a valium or two after that spider scare.  I wouldn't be opposed to that.

    Out walks Pam from the slots..hey, make one of those for me too!

    Suddenly, there's strange sounds coming from outside. Muffled booming sounds and then the lights flicker..Flicker and then the whole casino is plunged into darkness!

    A main feeder box has exploded!

    What actually exploded was the big vein in Genenco forehead...he drank one of Nal's Scotch and Maalox with the Valium, and it knocked him out cold...now he's laying in the middle of the casino floor, and here comes the spiders...

    Posada is still serenading through the casino...trying to find Lips who ran off with Phantom to plot a major casino heist...is singing La Coca Rocha! Posada spots the spiders crawling on Tony's leg and says "I don't tink thats la coca rochas"



    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........pogledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa jelke? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Je li to... točak sira?, Hoću tu mamicu!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za mamicu. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Zatim iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva..u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže.... prokleto si vrela! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona postiđeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

    Genenco gleda sa čuđenjem dok vadi pantalone pored dela mašina. „Prokletstvo, taj magični trik zaista radi“, promrmlja on i baci pantalone PMM-u.

    Sada mogu svima reći da sam video golu ribu...ali samo u Vegasu!

    U međuvremenu, Usne sada mogu da vide, slika sa slike...jasno joj se usijala u glavu, zbunila je na trenutak, ali onda je došla sebi i saznala da je to bio magični trik...i hej, šta ja radim ovde? Šta Fantom radi na mom sedištu? Ono što se dalje desilo nije bilo nimalo lepo...

    Srećni kuvar kazina TAAADAAA se uključuje na PA sistem i govori svima u kazinu da je bifeu ponestalo vrhunskog rebra i da nema ništa drugo osim piletine za jelo...

    u roku od nekoliko sekundi, mogli su se čuti vriskovi dok su oni koji su čekali u redu počeli da napadaju konobare dok su pokušavali da pobegnu od stotina Prime Riba koji su tražili turiste iza kazina.

    Nal je prešao na TAAADAAA, a njih dvoje su se histerično smejali... lep način da se raščisti kuća! Hajde sada da uzmemo malo tog Prime rebra!

    Dok Nal i TAAADAAA uživaju u ostatku vrhunskog rebra, čini se da se u predvorju kazina dešava neka gužva. Čini se da je Jimbeauk tamo bacajući besplatne kazino žetone publici...nakon mesec dana dugog izveštaja od 25 stranica...Jimbeauk je to otkrio bacajući žetone publici...

    Jimbeauk stoji među gomilom iseckane odeće, pocepanih fesova, otrcanih peciva i objavljuje „ok narode, prvih 50 na recepciji da Screams „Jimbeauk Rock’s“ dobija besplatnu novčanicu od 100 dolara“. Grmljavina stopala koja trče prema stolu prigušuje cerekanje koje je Jimbo ispuštao dok se tiho uvlači na sveže napušteno sedište Mašini svih želja...

    U međuvremenu, lokalni vatrogasci i spasioci su stigli i uzdahnuli videvši desetak tela kako leže na podu kazina i počeli da čiste nered. „Prokletstvo, kada će te članove LCB držati podalje od kazina?“ Čude se tiho.

    A u srednjem vremenu posada6969 svira u mariachi, a on kaže, ovo je posvećeno jednom od mojih najboljih prijatelja LIPSS-a i počinje da peva ljubavnu pesmu.

    Ne razumem španski pitam se mogu li usne? oh, bar je on u ključu................ plus na ovaj način mogu da privučem svačiju pažnju pošto Nals hollerin u drugom delu pazi na mene........ ............sve je čista vatra u rupi.............BANG!

    Ali prava vatra u rupi dolazi od novog šefa recepta TAAADAAA, a Genenco izmislio pod nazivom Jalepeno pepper poppers, koji potiče iz Geneove filozofije...
    Život je kao tegla Jalapeno Peppersa...ono što radiš danas, sutra bi te moglo spaliti u guzicu....VATRA U RUPI...BAH!!!

    Sad se opet čuje tutnjava! Ovoga puta od mecena koji su imali mega obrok od pomenute izmišljotine. Onda je bila divlja žurba do kupatila sa stotinama koji su čekali u redu. Ovo nije bilo najbolje vreme da budete vodoinstalater, ili domar...

    Vau... ne ulazi tamo!!!

    Toliko o tome da je Jimbeauk ukrao stolicu dana.... nijedan vatrogasni ili spasilački odred ne može da ga izvuče iz bola u kojem sada ima! Dok beži da se pridruži ostatku gužve sa zapaljenim rupama na pantalonama...Nal skače pravo na svoje sedište! Konačno... nisam mislio da ću ikada stići ovde...

    U međuvremenu u redu za kupatilo.......dve devojke sa šoljicom jure ispred reda! Džin gura Usne da ih snimi kamerom dok ulaze. Imajući sve to na traci, ona pokazuje Nal.......

    O BOŽE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Pustite ih da prođu!!!!!!!! Imaju nakaradnog kamila pauka!! Usne jesi li to videla!!!! Nal je bila toliko uplašena da je pala sa stolice, ali se brzo pribrala kada je videla šta je i Lips gore... "Videla sam sve u redu", "Sve sam snimila"

    Dobar pokušaj, Usne, ne možeš da me nadmudriš...upravo se začuo glasan vrisak i ceo red se zbrisao. "Svi BEŽITE ZA SVOJE ŽIVOTE"!!!!!
    čudovišni pauk je izašao iz šolje...Jimbeauk istrčava iz kupatila sa komadom toalet papira zalepljenim za cipele vičući "to nije jedan pauk nego dva!!"

    Džin gleda u Lips i kaže: „Zanimljivo, šta je Jimbeauk radio sa damama
    kupatilo? I zašto on nosi moj kilt?"

    Toni ima veću ribu za prženje u ovom trenutku....odlazi do Nala....cereći se od uha do uha. Doneo sam ti koktel dušo......scotch i maalok? Ona malo zna da je maaloks sa malo viskija!!!!

    Ah, blesavi dečko... Vidim da si mi doneo moj izum sa obrtom. Ali ja sam izmislio ovo piće za starije, kao Genenco... ali možda bi Jimbeauk mogao biti spreman za to, pošto ne zna ni koje kupatilo da koristi. Možda se pobrkao sa suknjom..

    U svakom slučaju, ako stvarno želiš da glumiš barmena, uzeću svoj viski single malted, molim te.. drži maalok. Ali možda ćete želeti da ubacite valijum ili dva nakon tog pauka. Ne bih se protivio tome.

    Pam izlazi iz slota..hej, napravi jedan od njih i za mene!

    Odjednom spolja dopiru čudni zvuci. Prigušeni grmljavi zvuci, a zatim svetla zatrepere.. Trepere i onda ceo kazino uroni u mrak!

    Eksplodirala je glavna kutija za dovod!

    Ono što je u stvari eksplodirala je velika vena na Genenco čelu... popio je jedan od Nal's Scotch-a i Maalok-a sa valijumom, i to ga je izbezumilo... sada leži na sredini poda kazina, a evo paukova ...

    Posada još uvek izvodi serenade kroz kazino... pokušavajući da pronađe Lipsa koji je pobegao sa Fantomom da planira veliku pljačku kazina... peva La Coca Rocha! Posada primećuje paukove kako puze po Tonijevoj nozi i kaže „Ne mislim da je to la coca rochas“



  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

    Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!

    Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here?  What is Phantom doing in my seat?  What happened next was not pretty at all...

    The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...

    within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.

    Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house!  Now lets have some of that Prime rib!

    As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...

    Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...

    Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.

      And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.

    I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can?      oh well at least he is in key................  plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear            fire in the hole.............BANG!

    But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Genenco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
    Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!

    Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...

    Whoa...don't go in there!!!

    So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now!  As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat!  Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...

    Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......

    OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Let them thru!!!!!!!!  They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!!  Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"

    Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled.  "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
    the monster spider got out of the cup...Jimbeaux comes running out of the bathroom with a piece of toliet paper stuck to his shoes screaming "that is not one spider its two!!"

    Gene looks at Lips and says "That's curious, what was Jimbeaux doing in the ladies
    bathroom? And why is he wearing my kilt ?"

    Tony has bigger fish to fry at the moment....he goes up to Nal....grinning ear to ear. I brought you a cocktail sweetheart......scotch and maalox? Little does she know its maalox with a splash of scotch!!!!

    Ah, silly boy...I see you brought me my invention with a twist.  But I invented this drink for the seniors, like Genenco...but perhaps Jimbeaux might be ready for it, since he doesn't even know which bathroom to use.  Maybe he got confused with the skirt..

    Anyway, if you really want to play bartender, I'll take my scotch single malted please..hold the maalox.  But you may want to throw in a valium or two after that spider scare.  I wouldn't be opposed to that.

    Out walks Pam from the slots..hey, make one of those for me too!

    Suddenly, there's strange sounds coming from outside. Muffled booming sounds and then the lights flicker..Flicker and then the whole casino is plunged into darkness!

    A main feeder box has exploded!

    What actually exploded was the big vein in Genenco forehead...he drank one of Nal's Scotch and Maalox with the Valium, and it knocked him out cold...now he's laying in the middle of the casino floor, and here comes the spiders...

    Posada is still serenading through the casino...trying to find Lips who ran off with Phantom to plot a major casino heist...is singing La Coca Rocha! Posada spots the spiders crawling on Tony's leg and says "I don't tink thats la coca rochas"

    Meanwhile...bells are ringing, whisles are whistling...the noise, the noise..
    Soda69 just won 15 Grand on the Dean Martin Slot!!!  I just gotta have his secret...

    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........pogledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa jelke? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Je li to... točak sira?, Hoću tu mamicu!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za mamicu. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Zatim iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva..u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže.... prokleto si vrela! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona postiđeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

    Genenco gleda sa čuđenjem dok vadi pantalone pored dela mašina. „Prokletstvo, taj magični trik zaista radi“, promrmlja on i baci pantalone PMM-u.

    Sada mogu svima reći da sam video golu ribu...ali samo u Vegasu!

    U međuvremenu, Usne sada mogu da vide, slika sa slike...jasno joj je sijala u glavi, zbunila je na trenutak, ali onda je došla sebi saznavši da je to bio magični trik...i hej, šta ja radim ovde? Šta Fantom radi na mom sedištu? Ono što se dalje dogodilo nije bilo nimalo lepo...

    Srećni kuvar kazina TAAADAAA se uključuje na PA sistem i govori svima u kazinu da je bifeu ponestalo vrhunskog rebra i da nema ništa drugo osim piletine za jelo...

    u roku od nekoliko sekundi, vrisak se mogao čuti dok su oni koji su čekali u redu počeli da napadaju konobare dok su pokušavali da pobegnu od stotina Prime Riba koji su tražili turiste iza kazina.

    Nal je prešao na TAAADAAA, a njih dvoje su se histerično smejali... lep način da se raščisti kuća! Hajde sada da uzmemo malo tog Prime rebra!

    Dok Nal i TAAADAAA uživaju u ostatku vrhunskog rebra, čini se da se u predvorju kazina dešava neka vrsta komešanja. Čini se da je Jimbeauk tamo bacajući besplatne kazino žetone publici...nakon mesec dana dugog izveštaja od 25 stranica...Jimbeauk je to otkrio bacajući žetone publici...

    Jimbeauk stoji među gomilom iseckane odeće, pocepanih fesova, otrcanih peciva i objavljuje "ok narode, prvih 50 na recepciji da Screams "Jimbeauk Rock's" dobija besplatnu novčanicu od 100 dolara". Grmljavina stopala koja trče prema stolu prigušuje cerekanje Džimboa dok se tiho uvlači na sveže upražnjeno sedište Mašini svih želja...

    U međuvremenu, lokalni vatrogasci i spasioci stižu i uzdahnu videći desetine tela kako leže na podu kazina i počeli da čiste nered. „Prokletstvo, kada će te članove LCB držati podalje od kazina?“ Čude se tiho.

    A u srednjem vremenu posada6969 svira u mariachi, a on kaže, ovo je posvećeno jednom od mojih najboljih prijatelja LIPSS-a i počni da pevam u ljubavnoj pesmi.

    Ne razumem španski pitam se mogu li usne? oh, bar je on u ključu................. plus na ovaj način mogu da privučem svačiju pažnju pošto Nals hollerin u drugom delu pazi na mene........ ............sve je čista vatra u rupi.............BANG!

    Ali prava vatra u rupi dolazi od novog šefa recepta TAAADAAA, a Genenco izmislio pod nazivom Jalepeno pepper poppers, koji potiče iz Geneove filozofije...
    Život je kao tegla Jalapeno Peppersa...ono što radiš danas, sutra bi te moglo spaliti u guzicu....VATRA U RUPI...BAH!!!

    Sad se opet čuje tutnjava! Ovoga puta od mecena koji su imali mega obrok od pomenute izmišljotine. Onda je bila divlja žurba do kupatila sa stotinama koji su čekali u redu. Ovo nije bilo najbolje vreme da budete vodoinstalater, ili domar...

    Vau... ne ulazi tamo!!!

    Toliko o tome da je Jimbeauk ukrao stolicu dana.... nijedan vatrogasni ili spasilački odred ne može da ga izvuče iz bola u kojem sada ima! Dok beži da se pridruži ostatku gužve sa zapaljenim rupama na pantalonama...Nal skače pravo na svoje sedište! Konačno... nisam mislio da ću ikada stići ovde...

    U međuvremenu u redu za kupatilo.......dve devojke sa šoljicom jure ispred reda! Džin gura Usne da ih snimi kamerom dok ulaze. Imajući sve to na traci, ona pokazuje Nal.......

    O BOŽE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Pustite ih da prođu!!!!!!!! Imaju nakaradnog kamila pauka!! Usne jesi li to videla!!!! Nal je bila toliko uplašena da je pala sa stolice, ali se brzo pribrala kada je videla šta je i Lips gore... "Videla sam sve u redu", "Sve sam snimila"

    Dobar pokušaj, Usne, ne možeš da me nadmudriš...upravo se začuo glasan vrisak i ceo red se zbrisao. "Svi BEŽITE ZA SVOJE ŽIVOTE"!!!!!
    čudovišni pauk je izašao iz šolje...Jimbeauk istrčava iz kupatila sa komadom toaletnog papira zalepenim za cipele vičući "to nije jedan pauk nego dva!!"

    Džin gleda u Lips i kaže: „To je radoznalo, šta je Jimbeauk radio sa damama
    kupatilo? I zašto on nosi moj kilt?"

    Toni trenutno ima veću ribu za prženje....prilazi Nalu....cereći se od uha do uha. Doneo sam ti koktel dušo......scotch i maalok? Ona malo zna da je maaloks sa malo viskija!!!!

    Ah, blesavi dečko... Vidim da si mi doneo moj izum sa obrtom. Ali ja sam izmislio ovo piće za starije, kao Genenco... ali možda bi Jimbeauk mogao biti spreman za to, pošto ne zna ni koje kupatilo da koristi. Možda se pobrkao sa suknjom..

    U svakom slučaju, ako stvarno želiš da glumiš barmena, uzeću svoj viski single malted, molim te.. drži maalok. Ali možda ćete želeti da ubacite valijum ili dva nakon tog pauka. Ne bih se protivio tome.

    Pam izlazi iz slota..hej, napravi jedan od njih i za mene!

    Odjednom spolja dopiru čudni zvuci. Prigušeni grmljavi zvuci, a zatim svetla zatrepere.. Trepere i onda ceo kazino uroni u mrak!

    Eksplodirala je glavna kutija za dovod!

    Ono što je u stvari eksplodirala je velika vena na Genenco čelu... popio je jedan od Nal's Scotch-a i Maalok-a sa valijumom, i to ga je izbezumilo... sada leži na sredini poda kazina, a evo paukova ...

    Posada još uvek izvodi serenade kroz kazino... pokušavajući da pronađe Lipsa koji je pobegao sa Fantomom da planira veliku pljačku kazina... peva La Coca Rocha! Posada primećuje paukove kako puze po Tonijevoj nozi i kaže „Ne mislim da je to la coca rochas“

    U međuvremenu...zvone zvona, zvižduci zvižde...buka, buka..
    Soda69 je upravo osvojio 15 hiljada na slotu Dean Martin!!! Samo moram da znam njegovu tajnu...

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

    Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!

    Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here?  What is Phantom doing in my seat?  What happened next was not pretty at all...

    The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...

    within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.

    Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house!  Now lets have some of that Prime rib!

    As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...

    Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...

    Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.

       And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.

    I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can?       oh well at least he is in key................  plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear            fire in the hole.............BANG!

    But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Genenco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
    Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!

    Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...

    Whoa...don't go in there!!!

    So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now!  As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat!  Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...

    Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......

    OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Let them thru!!!!!!!!  They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!!   Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"

    Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled.  "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
    the monster spider got out of the cup...Jimbeaux comes running out of the bathroom with a piece of toliet paper stuck to his shoes screaming "that is not one spider its two!!"

    Gene looks at Lips and says "That's curious, what was Jimbeaux doing in the ladies
    bathroom? And why is he wearing my kilt ?"

    Tony has bigger fish to fry at the moment....he goes up to Nal....grinning ear to ear. I brought you a cocktail sweetheart......scotch and maalox? Little does she know its maalox with a splash of scotch!!!!

    Ah, silly boy...I see you brought me my invention with a twist.  But I invented this drink for the seniors, like Genenco...but perhaps Jimbeaux might be ready for it, since he doesn't even know which bathroom to use.  Maybe he got confused with the skirt..

    Anyway, if you really want to play bartender, I'll take my scotch single malted please..hold the maalox.  But you may want to throw in a valium or two after that spider scare.  I wouldn't be opposed to that.

    Out walks Pam from the slots..hey, make one of those for me too!

    Suddenly, there's strange sounds coming from outside. Muffled booming sounds and then the lights flicker..Flicker and then the whole casino is plunged into darkness!

    A main feeder box has exploded!

    What actually exploded was the big vein in Genenco forehead...he drank one of Nal's Scotch and Maalox with the Valium, and it knocked him out cold...now he's laying in the middle of the casino floor, and here comes the spiders...

    Posada is still serenading through the casino...trying to find Lips who ran off with Phantom to plot a major casino heist...is singing La Coca Rocha! Posada spots the spiders crawling on Tony's leg and says "I don't tink thats la coca rochas"

    Meanwhile...bells are ringing, whisles are whistling...the noise, the noise..
    Soda69 just won 15 Grand on the Dean Martin Slot!!!  I just gotta have his secret...

    As Usual, Zuga is viewing the security cameras over & over again in slow-mo 2 confirm that Soda69s win was a legit 1 & notices that a few spiders had quickly fled from the cash insert slot immediately after he hit. AAAAH HA!!!   

    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........pogledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa jelke? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Je li to... točak sira?, Hoću tu mamicu!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za mamicu. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Zatim iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva..u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže.... prokleto si vrela! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona postiđeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

    Genenco gleda sa čuđenjem dok vadi pantalone pored dela mašina. „Prokletstvo, taj magični trik zaista radi“, promrmlja on i baci pantalone PMM-u.

    Sada mogu svima reći da sam video golu ribu...ali samo u Vegasu!

    U međuvremenu, Usne sada mogu da vide, slika sa slike...jasno joj se usijala u glavu, zbunila je na trenutak, ali onda je došla sebi i saznala da je to bio magični trik...i hej, šta ja radim ovde? Šta Fantom radi na mom sedištu? Ono što se dalje desilo nije bilo nimalo lepo...

    Srećni kuvar kazina TAAADAAA se uključuje na PA sistem i govori svima u kazinu da je bifeu ponestalo vrhunskog rebra i da nema ništa drugo osim piletine za jelo...

    u roku od nekoliko sekundi, mogli su se čuti vriskovi dok su oni koji su čekali u redu počeli da napadaju konobare dok su pokušavali da pobegnu od stotina Prime Riba koji su tražili turiste iza kazina.

    Nal je prešao na TAAADAAA, a njih dvoje su se histerično smejali... lep način da se raščisti kuća! Hajde sada da uzmemo malo tog Prime rebra!

    Dok Nal i TAAADAAA uživaju u ostatku vrhunskog rebra, čini se da se u predvorju kazina dešava neka gužva. Čini se da je Jimbeauk tamo bacajući besplatne kazino žetone publici...nakon mesec dana dugog izveštaja od 25 stranica...Jimbeauk je to otkrio bacajući žetone publici...

    Jimbeauk stoji među gomilom iseckane odeće, pocepanih fesova, otrcanih peciva i objavljuje „ok narode, prvih 50 na recepciji da Screams „Jimbeauk Rock’s“ dobija besplatnu novčanicu od 100 dolara“. Grmljavina stopala koja trče prema stolu prigušuje cerekanje koje je Jimbo ispuštao dok se tiho uvlači na sveže napušteno sedište Mašini svih želja...

    U međuvremenu, lokalni vatrogasci i spasioci su stigli i uzdahnuli videvši desetak tela kako leže na podu kazina i počeli da čiste nered. „Prokletstvo, kada će te članove LCB držati podalje od kazina?“ Čude se tiho.

    A u srednjem vremenu posada6969 svira u mariachi, a on kaže, ovo je posvećeno jednom od mojih najboljih prijatelja LIPSS-a i počinje da peva ljubavnu pesmu.

    Ne razumem španski pitam se mogu li usne? oh, bar je on u ključu................ plus na ovaj način mogu da privučem svačiju pažnju pošto Nals hollerin u drugom delu pazi na mene........ ............sve je čista vatra u rupi.............BANG!

    Ali prava vatra u rupi dolazi od novog šefa recepta TAAADAAA, a Genenco izmislio pod nazivom Jalepeno pepper poppers, koji potiče iz Geneove filozofije...
    Život je kao tegla Jalapeno Peppersa...ono što radiš danas, sutra bi te moglo spaliti u guzicu....VATRA U RUPI...BAH!!!

    Sad se opet čuje tutnjava! Ovoga puta od mecena koji su imali mega obrok od pomenute izmišljotine. Onda je bila divlja žurba do kupatila sa stotinama koji su čekali u redu. Ovo nije bilo najbolje vreme da budete vodoinstalater, ili domar...

    Vau... ne ulazi tamo!!!

    Toliko o tome da je Jimbeauk ukrao stolicu dana.... nijedan vatrogasni ili spasilački odred ne može da ga izvuče iz bola u kojem sada ima! Dok beži da se pridruži ostatku prepunog reda sa zapaljenim rupama na pantalonama...Nal skače pravo na svoje sedište! Oh, konačno...Nisam mislio da ću ikada doći ovde...

    U međuvremenu u redu za kupatilo.......dve devojke sa šoljicom jure ispred reda! Džin gura Usne da ih snimi kamerom dok ulaze. Imajući sve to na traci, ona pokazuje Nal.......

    O BOŽE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Pustite ih da prođu!!!!!!!! Imaju nakaradnog kamila pauka!! Usne jesi li to videla!!!! Nal je bila toliko uplašena da je pala sa stolice, ali se brzo pribrala kada je videla šta je i Lips gore... "Videla sam sve u redu", "Sve sam snimila"

    Dobar pokušaj, Usne, ne možeš da me nadmudriš...upravo se začuo glasan vrisak i ceo red se zbrisao. "Svi BEŽITE ZA SVOJE ŽIVOTE"!!!!!
    čudovišni pauk je izašao iz šolje...Jimbeauk istrčava iz kupatila sa komadom toalet papira zalepljenim za cipele vičući "to nije jedan pauk nego dva!!"

    Džin gleda u Lips i kaže: „Zanimljivo, šta je Jimbeauk radio sa damama
    kupatilo? I zašto on nosi moj kilt?"

    Toni trenutno ima veću ribu za prženje....prilazi Nalu....cereći se od uha do uha. Doneo sam ti koktel dušo......scotch i maalok? Ona malo zna da je maaloks sa malo viskija!!!!

    Ah, blesavi dečko... Vidim da si mi doneo moj izum sa obrtom. Ali ja sam izmislio ovo piće za starije, kao Genenco... ali možda bi Jimbeauk mogao biti spreman za to, pošto ne zna ni koje kupatilo da koristi. Možda se pobrkao sa suknjom..

    U svakom slučaju, ako stvarno želiš da glumiš barmena, uzeću svoj viski single malted, molim te.. drži maalok. Ali možda ćete želeti da ubacite valijum ili dva nakon tog pauka. Ne bih se protivio tome.

    Pam izlazi iz slota..hej, napravi jedan od njih i za mene!

    Odjednom spolja dopiru čudni zvuci. Prigušeni grmljavi zvuci, a zatim svetla zatrepere..Trepere i onda ceo kazino uroni u mrak!

    Eksplodirala je glavna kutija za dovod!

    Ono što je u stvari eksplodirala je velika vena na Genenco čelu... popio je jedan od Nal's Scotch-a i Maalok-a sa valijumom, i to ga je izbezumilo... sada leži na sredini poda kazina, a evo paukova ...

    Posada još uvek izvodi serenade kroz kazino... pokušavajući da pronađe Lipsa koji je pobegao sa Fantomom da planira veliku pljačku kazina... peva La Coca Rocha! Posada primećuje pauke kako puze po Tonijevoj nozi i kaže „Ne mislim da je to la coca rochas“

    U međuvremenu...zvona zvone, zvižduci zvižde...buka, buka..
    Soda69 je upravo osvojio 15 hiljada na slotu Dean Martin!!! Samo moram da znam njegovu tajnu...

    Kao i obično, Zuga iznova i iznova gleda sigurnosne kamere u usporenom režimu 2 i potvrđuje da je pobeda Soda69 legitimna 1 i primećuje da je nekoliko pauka brzo pobeglo iz otvora za umetanje novca odmah nakon što je udario. AAAAH HA!!!

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

    Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!

    Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here?  What is Phantom doing in my seat?  What happened next was not pretty at all...

    The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...

    within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.

    Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house!  Now lets have some of that Prime rib!

    As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...

    Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...

    Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.

      And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.

    I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can?      oh well at least he is in key................  plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear            fire in the hole.............BANG!

    But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Genenco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
    Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!

    Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...

    Whoa...don't go in there!!!

    So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now!  As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat!  Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...

    Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......

    OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Let them thru!!!!!!!!  They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!!  Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"

    Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled.  "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
    the monster spider got out of the cup...Jimbeaux comes running out of the bathroom with a piece of toliet paper stuck to his shoes screaming "that is not one spider its two!!"

    Gene looks at Lips and says "That's curious, what was Jimbeaux doing in the ladies
    bathroom? And why is he wearing my kilt ?"

    Tony has bigger fish to fry at the moment....he goes up to Nal....grinning ear to ear. I brought you a cocktail sweetheart......scotch and maalox? Little does she know its maalox with a splash of scotch!!!!

    Ah, silly boy...I see you brought me my invention with a twist.  But I invented this drink for the seniors, like Genenco...but perhaps Jimbeaux might be ready for it, since he doesn't even know which bathroom to use.  Maybe he got confused with the skirt..

    Anyway, if you really want to play bartender, I'll take my scotch single malted please..hold the maalox.  But you may want to throw in a valium or two after that spider scare.  I wouldn't be opposed to that.

    Out walks Pam from the slots..hey, make one of those for me too!

    Suddenly, there's strange sounds coming from outside. Muffled booming sounds and then the lights flicker..Flicker and then the whole casino is plunged into darkness!

    A main feeder box has exploded!

    What actually exploded was the big vein in Genenco forehead...he drank one of Nal's Scotch and Maalox with the Valium, and it knocked him out cold...now he's laying in the middle of the casino floor, and here comes the spiders...

    Posada is still serenading through the casino...trying to find Lips who ran off with Phantom to plot a major casino heist...is singing La Coca Rocha! Posada spots the spiders crawling on Tony's leg and says "I don't tink thats la coca rochas"

    Meanwhile...bells are ringing, whisles are whistling...the noise, the noise..
    Soda69 just won 15 Grand on the Dean Martin Slot!!!  I just gotta have his secret...

    As Usual, Zuga is viewing the security cameras over & over again in slow-mo 2 confirm that Soda69s win was a legit 1 & notices that a few spiders had quickly fled from the cash insert slot immediately after he hit. AAAAH HA!!! 

    "Machine malfuntion!  Machine malfunction!" zuga yells in the security room.  "Malfunction voids all play" he yells as he chuckles under his breath.  25 security guards rush to Soda69's machine.  Soda69 stands there in shock.  What the???

    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........pogledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa jelke? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Je li to... točak sira?, Hoću tu mamicu!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za mamicu. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Zatim iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva..u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže.... prokleto si vrela! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona postiđeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

    Genenco gleda sa čuđenjem dok vadi pantalone pored dela mašina. „Prokletstvo, taj magični trik zaista radi“, promrmlja on i baci pantalone PMM-u.

    Sada mogu svima reći da sam video golu ribu...ali samo u Vegasu!

    U međuvremenu, Usne sada mogu da vide, slika sa slike...jasno joj se usijala u glavu, zbunila je na trenutak, ali onda je došla sebi i saznala da je to bio magični trik...i hej, šta ja radim ovde? Šta Fantom radi na mom sedištu? Ono što se dalje desilo nije bilo nimalo lepo...

    Srećni kuvar kazina TAAADAAA se uključuje na PA sistem i govori svima u kazinu da je bifeu ponestalo vrhunskog rebra i da nema ništa drugo osim piletine za jelo...

    u roku od nekoliko sekundi, mogli su se čuti vriskovi dok su oni koji su čekali u redu počeli da napadaju konobare dok su pokušavali da pobegnu od stotina Prime Riba koji su tražili turiste iza kazina.

    Nal je prešao na TAAADAAA, a njih dvoje su se histerično smejali... lep način da se raščisti kuća! Hajde sada da uzmemo malo tog Prime rebra!

    Dok Nal i TAAADAAA uživaju u ostatku vrhunskog rebra, čini se da se u predvorju kazina dešava neka gužva. Čini se da je Jimbeauk tamo bacajući besplatne kazino žetone publici...nakon mesec dana dugog izveštaja od 25 stranica...Jimbeauk je to otkrio bacajući žetone publici...

    Jimbeauk stoji među gomilom iseckane odeće, pocepanih fesova, otrcanih peciva i objavljuje „ok narode, prvih 50 na recepciji da Screams „Jimbeauk Rock’s“ dobija besplatnu novčanicu od 100 dolara“. Grmljavina stopala koja trče prema stolu prigušuje cerekanje koje je Jimbo ispuštao dok se tiho uvlači na sveže napušteno sedište Mašini svih želja...

    U međuvremenu, lokalni vatrogasci i spasioci su stigli i uzdahnuli videvši desetak tela kako leže na podu kazina i počeli da čiste nered. „Prokletstvo, kada će te članove LCB držati podalje od kazina?“ Čude se tiho.

    A u srednjem vremenu posada6969 svira u mariachi, a on kaže, ovo je posvećeno jednom od mojih najboljih prijatelja LIPSS-a i počinje da peva ljubavnu pesmu.

    Ne razumem španski pitam se mogu li usne? oh, bar je on u ključu................ plus na ovaj način mogu da privučem svačiju pažnju pošto Nals hollerin u drugom delu pazi na mene........ ............sve je čista vatra u rupi.............BANG!

    Ali prava vatra u rupi dolazi od novog šefa recepta TAAADAAA, a Genenco izmislio pod nazivom Jalepeno pepper poppers, koji potiče iz Geneove filozofije...
    Život je kao tegla Jalapeno Peppersa...ono što radiš danas, sutra bi te moglo spaliti u guzicu....VATRA U RUPI...BAH!!!

    Sad se opet čuje tutnjava! Ovoga puta od mecena koji su imali mega obrok od pomenute izmišljotine. Onda je bila divlja žurba do kupatila sa stotinama koji su čekali u redu. Ovo nije bilo najbolje vreme da budete vodoinstalater, ili domar...

    Vau... ne ulazi tamo!!!

    Toliko o tome da je Jimbeauk ukrao stolicu dana.... nijedan vatrogasni ili spasilački odred ne može da ga izvuče iz bola u kojem sada ima! Dok beži da se pridruži ostatku prepunog reda sa zapaljenim rupama na pantalonama...Nal skače pravo na svoje sedište! Oh, konačno...Nisam mislio da ću ikada doći ovde...

    U međuvremenu u redu za kupatilo.......dve devojke sa šoljicom jure ispred reda! Džin gura Usne da ih snimi kamerom dok ulaze. Imajući sve to na traci, ona pokazuje Nal.......

    O BOŽE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Pustite ih da prođu!!!!!!!! Imaju nakaradnog kamila pauka!! Usne jesi li to videla!!!! Nal je bila toliko uplašena da je pala sa stolice, ali se brzo pribrala kada je videla šta je i Lips gore... "Videla sam sve u redu", "Sve sam snimila"

    Dobar pokušaj, Usne, ne možeš da me nadmudriš...upravo se začuo glasan vrisak i ceo red se zbrisao. "Svi BEŽITE ZA SVOJE ŽIVOTE"!!!!!
    čudovišni pauk je izašao iz šolje...Jimbeauk istrčava iz kupatila sa komadom toalet papira zalepljenim za cipele vičući "to nije jedan pauk nego dva!!"

    Džin gleda u Lips i kaže: „Zanimljivo, šta je Jimbeauk radio sa damama
    kupatilo? I zašto on nosi moj kilt?"

    Toni ima veću ribu za prženje u ovom trenutku....odlazi do Nala....cereći se od uha do uha. Doneo sam ti koktel dušo......scotch i maalok? Ona malo zna da je maaloks sa malo viskija!!!!

    Ah, blesavi dečko... Vidim da si mi doneo moj izum sa obrtom. Ali ja sam izmislio ovo piće za starije, kao Genenco... ali možda bi Jimbeauk mogao biti spreman za to, pošto ne zna ni koje kupatilo da koristi. Možda se pobrkao sa suknjom..

    U svakom slučaju, ako stvarno želiš da glumiš barmena, uzeću svoj viski single malted, molim te.. drži maalok. Ali možda ćete želeti da ubacite valijum ili dva nakon tog pauka. Ne bih se protivio tome.

    Pam izlazi iz slota..hej, napravi jedan od njih i za mene!

    Odjednom spolja dopiru čudni zvuci. Prigušeni grmljavi zvuci, a zatim svetla zatrepere..Trepere i onda ceo kazino uroni u mrak!

    Eksplodirala je glavna kutija za dovod!

    Ono što je u stvari eksplodirala je velika vena na Genenco čelu... popio je jedan od Nal's Scotch-a i Maalok-a sa valijumom, i to ga je izbezumilo... sada leži na sredini poda kazina, a evo paukova ...

    Posada još uvek izvodi serenade kroz kazino... pokušavajući da pronađe Lipsa koji je pobegao sa Fantomom da planira veliku pljačku kazina... peva La Coca Rocha! Posada primećuje pauke kako puze po Tonijevoj nozi i kaže „Ne mislim da je to la coca rochas“

    U međuvremenu...zvona zvone, zvižduci zvižde...buka, buka..
    Soda69 je upravo osvojio 15 hiljada na slotu Dean Martin!!! Samo moram da znam njegovu tajnu...

    Kao i obično, Zuga iznova i iznova gleda sigurnosne kamere u usporenom režimu 2 i potvrđuje da je pobeda Soda69 legitimna 1 i primećuje da je nekoliko pauka brzo pobeglo iz otvora za umetanje novca odmah nakon što je udario. AAAAH HA!!!

    "Kvar mašine! Kvar mašine!" zuga viče u sobi obezbeđenja. „Kvar poništava svu igru“ viče dok se smeje ispod glasa. 25 čuvara juri na Soda69-ov aparat. Soda69 stoji u šoku. Šta koj???

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

    Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!

    Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here?  What is Phantom doing in my seat?  What happened next was not pretty at all...

    The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...

    within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.

    Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house!  Now lets have some of that Prime rib!

    As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...

    Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...

    Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.

      And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.

    I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can?      oh well at least he is in key................  plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear            fire in the hole.............BANG!

    But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Genenco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
    Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!

    Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...

    Whoa...don't go in there!!!

    So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now!  As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat!  Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...

    Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......

    OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Let them thru!!!!!!!!  They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!!  Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"

    Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled.  "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
    the monster spider got out of the cup...Jimbeaux comes running out of the bathroom with a piece of toliet paper stuck to his shoes screaming "that is not one spider its two!!"

    Gene looks at Lips and says "That's curious, what was Jimbeaux doing in the ladies
    bathroom? And why is he wearing my kilt ?"

    Tony has bigger fish to fry at the moment....he goes up to Nal....grinning ear to ear. I brought you a cocktail sweetheart......scotch and maalox? Little does she know its maalox with a splash of scotch!!!!

    Ah, silly boy...I see you brought me my invention with a twist.  But I invented this drink for the seniors, like Genenco...but perhaps Jimbeaux might be ready for it, since he doesn't even know which bathroom to use.  Maybe he got confused with the skirt..

    Anyway, if you really want to play bartender, I'll take my scotch single malted please..hold the maalox.  But you may want to throw in a valium or two after that spider scare.  I wouldn't be opposed to that.

    Out walks Pam from the slots..hey, make one of those for me too!

    Suddenly, there's strange sounds coming from outside. Muffled booming sounds and then the lights flicker..Flicker and then the whole casino is plunged into darkness!

    A main feeder box has exploded!

    What actually exploded was the big vein in Genenco forehead...he drank one of Nal's Scotch and Maalox with the Valium, and it knocked him out cold...now he's laying in the middle of the casino floor, and here comes the spiders...

    Posada is still serenading through the casino...trying to find Lips who ran off with Phantom to plot a major casino heist...is singing La Coca Rocha! Posada spots the spiders crawling on Tony's leg and says "I don't tink thats la coca rochas"

    Meanwhile...bells are ringing, whisles are whistling...the noise, the noise..
    Soda69 just won 15 Grand on the Dean Martin Slot!!!  I just gotta have his secret...

    As Usual, Zuga is viewing the security cameras over & over again in slow-mo 2 confirm that Soda69s win was a legit 1 & notices that a few spiders had quickly fled from the cash insert slot immediately after he hit. AAAAH HA!!! 

    "Machine malfuntion!  Machine malfunction!" zuga yells in the security room.  "Malfunction voids all play" he yells as he chuckles under his breath.  25 security guards rush to Soda69's machine.  Soda69 stands there in shock.  What the??? As he looks down at his arm and notices these nasty sores spreading all over them...As Zuga try's to explain about the machine malfunction and the spider coming out of it, Soda69's sores are quickly spreading from his arms to his entire body.....quick get the paramedics over here......Soda is deathly allergic to spiders!! Thankfully they were able to inject him with the super serum that saved his life, but now he is scarred for life with the nasty sores........as he walks away from the machine he tells Zuga, keep the 15 grand, it's nothing compared to what your gonna pay me for the lawsuit i'm about to slap you with...............

    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Šrajnera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Džin, Pemi i Fantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........pogledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa jelke? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Jesi li i ti dobila štand za to ili si moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da ne možete stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo u stvari bilo iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona počela da mu pada na kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa na Usne....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom mamice.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Je li to... točak sira?, Hoću tu mamicu!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za mamicu. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu da se okrenem u miru neko vreme. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Zatim iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva..u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže.... prokleto si vrela! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona postiđeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

    Genenco gleda sa čuđenjem dok vadi pantalone pored dela mašina. „Prokletstvo, taj magični trik zaista radi“, promrmlja on i baci pantalone PMM-u.

    Sada mogu svima reći da sam video golu ribu...ali samo u Vegasu!

    U međuvremenu, Usne sada mogu da vide, slika sa slike...jasno joj se usijala u glavu, zbunila je na trenutak, ali onda je došla sebi i saznala da je to bio magični trik...i hej, šta ja radim ovde? Šta Fantom radi na mom sedištu? Ono što se dalje desilo nije bilo nimalo lepo...

    Srećni kuvar kazina TAAADAAA se uključuje na PA sistem i govori svima u kazinu da je bifeu ponestalo vrhunskog rebra i da nema ništa drugo osim piletine za jelo...

    u roku od nekoliko sekundi, mogli su se čuti vriskovi dok su oni koji su čekali u redu počeli da napadaju konobare dok su pokušavali da pobegnu od stotina Prime Riba koji su tražili turiste iza kazina.

    Nal je prešao na TAAADAAA, a njih dvoje su se histerično smejali... lep način da se raščisti kuća! Hajde sada da uzmemo malo tog Prime rebra!

    Dok Nal i TAAADAAA uživaju u ostatku vrhunskog rebra, čini se da se u predvorju kazina dešava neka gužva. Čini se da je Jimbeauk tamo bacajući besplatne kazino žetone publici...nakon mesec dana dugog izveštaja od 25 stranica...Jimbeauk je to otkrio bacajući žetone publici...

    Jimbeauk stoji među gomilom iseckane odeće, pocepanih fesova, otrcanih peciva i objavljuje „ok narode, prvih 50 na recepciji da Screams „Jimbeauk Rock’s“ dobija besplatnu novčanicu od 100 dolara“. Grmljavina stopala koja trče prema stolu prigušuje cerekanje koje je Jimbo ispuštao dok se tiho uvlači na sveže napušteno sedište Mašini svih želja...

    U međuvremenu, lokalni vatrogasci i spasioci su stigli i uzdahnuli videvši desetak tela kako leže na podu kazina i počeli da čiste nered. „Prokletstvo, kada će te članove LCB držati podalje od kazina?“ Čude se tiho.

    A u srednjem vremenu posada6969 svira u mariachi, a on kaže, ovo je posvećeno jednom od mojih najboljih prijatelja LIPSS-a i počinje da peva ljubavnu pesmu.

    Ne razumem španski pitam se mogu li usne? oh, bar je on u ključu................ plus na ovaj način mogu da privučem svačiju pažnju pošto Nals hollerin u drugom delu pazi na mene........ ............sve je čista vatra u rupi.............BANG!

    Ali prava vatra u rupi dolazi od novog šefa recepta TAAADAAA, a Genenco izmislio pod nazivom Jalepeno pepper poppers, koji potiče iz Geneove filozofije...
    Život je kao tegla Jalapeno Peppersa...ono što radiš danas, sutra bi te moglo spaliti u guzicu....VATRA U RUPI...BAH!!!

    Sad se opet čuje tutnjava! Ovoga puta od mecena koji su imali mega obrok od pomenute izmišljotine. Onda je bila divlja žurba do kupatila sa stotinama koji su čekali u redu. Ovo nije bilo najbolje vreme da budete vodoinstalater, ili domar...

    Vau... ne ulazi tamo!!!

    Toliko o tome da je Jimbeauk ukrao stolicu dana.... nijedan vatrogasni ili spasilački odred ne može da ga izvuče iz bola u kojem sada ima! Dok beži da se pridruži ostatku gužve sa zapaljenim rupama na pantalonama...Nal skače pravo na svoje sedište! Konačno... nisam mislio da ću ikada stići ovde...

    U međuvremenu u redu za kupatilo.......dve devojke sa šoljicom jure ispred reda! Džin gura Usne da ih snimi kamerom dok ulaze. Imajući sve to na traci, ona pokazuje Nal.......

    O BOŽE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Pustite ih da prođu!!!!!!!! Imaju nakaradnog kamila pauka!! Usne jesi li to videla!!!! Nal je bila toliko uplašena da je pala sa stolice, ali se brzo pribrala kada je videla šta je i Lips gore... "Videla sam sve u redu", "Sve sam snimila"

    Dobar pokušaj, Usne, ne možeš da me nadmudriš...upravo se začuo glasan vrisak i ceo red se zbrisao. "Svi BEŽITE ZA SVOJE ŽIVOTE"!!!!!
    čudovišni pauk je izašao iz šolje...Jimbeauk istrčava iz kupatila sa komadom toalet papira zalepljenim za cipele vičući "to nije jedan pauk nego dva!!"

    Džin gleda u Lips i kaže: „Zanimljivo, šta je Jimbeauk radio sa damama
    kupatilo? I zašto on nosi moj kilt?"

    Toni ima veću ribu za prženje u ovom trenutku....odlazi do Nala....cereći se od uha do uha. Doneo sam ti koktel dušo......scotch i maalok? Ona malo zna da je maaloks sa malo viskija!!!!

    Ah, blesavi dečko... Vidim da si mi doneo moj izum sa obrtom. Ali ja sam izmislio ovo piće za starije, kao Genenco... ali možda bi Jimbeauk mogao biti spreman za to, pošto ne zna ni koje kupatilo da koristi. Možda se pobrkao sa suknjom..

    U svakom slučaju, ako stvarno želiš da glumiš barmena, uzeću svoj viski single malted, molim te.. drži maalok. Ali možda ćete želeti da ubacite valijum ili dva nakon tog pauka. Ne bih se protivio tome.

    Pam izlazi iz slota..hej, napravi jedan od njih i za mene!

    Odjednom spolja dopiru čudni zvuci. Prigušeni grmljavi zvuci, a zatim svetla zatrepere..Trepere i onda ceo kazino uroni u mrak!

    Eksplodirala je glavna kutija za dovod!

    Ono što je u stvari eksplodirala je velika vena na Genenco čelu... popio je jedan od Nal's Scotch-a i Maalok-a sa valijumom, i to ga je izbezumilo... sada leži na sredini poda kazina, a evo paukova ...

    Posada još uvek izvodi serenade kroz kazino... pokušavajući da pronađe Lipsa koji je pobegao sa Fantomom da planira veliku pljačku kazina... peva La Coca Rocha! Posada primećuje pauke kako puze po Tonijevoj nozi i kaže „Ne mislim da je to la coca rochas“

    U međuvremenu...zvona zvone, zvižduci zvižde...buka, buka..
    Soda69 je upravo osvojio 15 hiljada na slotu Dean Martin!!! Samo moram da znam njegovu tajnu...

    Kao i obično, Zuga iznova i iznova gleda sigurnosne kamere u usporenom režimu 2 i potvrđuje da je pobeda Soda69 legitimna 1 i primećuje da je nekoliko pauka brzo pobeglo iz otvora za umetanje novca odmah nakon što je udario. AAAAH HA!!!

    "Kvar mašine! Kvar mašine!" zuga viče u sobi obezbeđenja. „Kvar poništava svu igru“ viče dok se smeje ispod glasa. 25 čuvara juri na Soda69-ov aparat. Soda69 stoji u šoku. Šta koj??? Dok gleda dole u svoju ruku i primećuje ove gadne rane koje se šire po njima... Dok Zuga pokušava da objasni kvar mašine i pauka koji izlazi iz nje, Soda69-ine rane se brzo šire iz njegovih ruku na celo telo. ...brzo dovedite bolničare ovamo......Soda je smrtno alergična na pauke!! Srećom, uspeli su da mu ubrizgaju super serum koji mu je spasao život, ali sada je za ceo život u ožiljcima sa gadnim ranama........dok se udaljava od mašine kaže Zugi, zadrži 15 hiljada , to nije ništa u poređenju sa onim što ćeš mi platiti za tužbu kojom ću te ošamariti.............

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
    Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

    Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

    Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
    we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

    Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
    gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

    It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

    Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

    Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

    Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

    Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
    look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
    maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

    Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

    Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

    Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
    has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
    has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
    OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

    Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

    Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!

    Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here?  What is Phantom doing in my seat?  What happened next was not pretty at all...

    The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...

    within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.

    Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house!  Now lets have some of that Prime rib!

    As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...

    Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...

    Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.

      And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.

    I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can?      oh well at least he is in key................  plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear            fire in the hole.............BANG!

    But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Genenco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
    Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!

    Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...

    Whoa...don't go in there!!!

    So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now!  As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat!  Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...

    Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......

    OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Let them thru!!!!!!!!  They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!!  Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"

    Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled.  "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
    the monster spider got out of the cup...Jimbeaux comes running out of the bathroom with a piece of toliet paper stuck to his shoes screaming "that is not one spider its two!!"

    Gene looks at Lips and says "That's curious, what was Jimbeaux doing in the ladies
    bathroom? And why is he wearing my kilt ?"

    Tony has bigger fish to fry at the moment....he goes up to Nal....grinning ear to ear. I brought you a cocktail sweetheart......scotch and maalox? Little does she know its maalox with a splash of scotch!!!!

    Ah, silly boy...I see you brought me my invention with a twist.  But I invented this drink for the seniors, like Genenco...but perhaps Jimbeaux might be ready for it, since he doesn't even know which bathroom to use.  Maybe he got confused with the skirt..

    Anyway, if you really want to play bartender, I'll take my scotch single malted please..hold the maalox.  But you may want to throw in a valium or two after that spider scare.  I wouldn't be opposed to that.

    Out walks Pam from the slots..hey, make one of those for me too!

    Suddenly, there's strange sounds coming from outside. Muffled booming sounds and then the lights flicker..Flicker and then the whole casino is plunged into darkness!

    A main feeder box has exploded!

    What actually exploded was the big vein in Genenco forehead...he drank one of Nal's Scotch and Maalox with the Valium, and it knocked him out cold...now he's laying in the middle of the casino floor, and here comes the spiders...

    Posada is still serenading through the casino...trying to find Lips who ran off with Phantom to plot a major casino heist...is singing La Coca Rocha! Posada spots the spiders crawling on Tony's leg and says "I don't tink thats la coca rochas"

    Meanwhile...bells are ringing, whisles are whistling...the noise, the noise..
    Soda69 just won 15 Grand on the Dean Martin Slot!!!  I just gotta have his secret...

    As Usual, Zuga is viewing the security cameras over & over again in slow-mo 2 confirm that Soda69s win was a legit 1 & notices that a few spiders had quickly fled from the cash insert slot immediately after he hit. AAAAH HA!!! 

    "Machine malfuntion!  Machine malfunction!" zuga yells in the security room.  "Malfunction voids all play" he yells as he chuckles under his breath.  25 security guards rush to Soda69's machine.  Soda69 stands there in shock.  What the??? As he looks down at his arm and notices these nasty sores spreading all over them...As Zuga try's to explain about the machine malfunction and the spider coming out of it, Soda69's sores are quickly spreading from his arms to his entire body.....quick get the paramedics over here......Soda is deathly allergic to spiders!! Thankfully they were able to inject him with the super serum that saved his life, but now he is scarred for life with the nasty sores........as he walks away from the machine he tells Zuga, keep the 15 grand, it's nothing compared to what your gonna pay me for the lawsuit i'm about to slap you with...............

    Zuga shakes his head and Genenco finally wakes up from his past major trauma with hard liquor only to find himself pinned by the webbing of those nightmare spiders.

    "Help me" he squeaks "Help meeeeee"

    Šetajući kroz kazino...zastajem mrtav...omg...ne mogu da verujem šta vidim. Gledam pravo ispred sebe kroz gomilu i vidim da je moja omiljena slot mašina otvorena...iako žudim da je igram, shvatam da mi je novčanik gore u mojoj sobi.
    Znajući da nisam zgrabio igru, možda neće biti ponovo dostupna dugo vremena. Pitao sam se šta bi mogao biti moj sledeći potez. Jedan čovek mi je prišao i pitao zašto stojim tu sa suzom u oku.

    Nisam siguran kako da mu kažem....ali u mojim šortsima je škorpion. Onda je video kako se mali kreten kreće duž moje noge i onda me udario po nozi..i rekao sam mu da gleda svoja posla, ovde sam sa svojom ženom koja traži ključ od moje sobe...

    Pa video sam bol u tvojim očima, i čudovište u tvojim šorcovima. „Tako ona to voli druže, samo nastavi da hodaš...“ Odjednom sam primetio ivicu papirne novčanice i nestrpljivo posegnuo za njom. Nažalost, još pet ljudi je posegnulo za tim i...
    svi smo dobili udarce glavom u životu, i naravno svi smo se onesvestili. Onda izlazi škorpion...ne samo da je oslobodio moju mašinu, već je ceo red očišćen. Ali sada je bilo više problema sa kojima je trebalo da se nosi, jer je odred Shrinera provalio kroz kazino, sa letećim fesovima.... a omgggg Nal, Toni, Gene, Pammi i Phantom dobijaju kosu na kosi u letećim lopticama!! !!! Lips se smeje dok uzima mašinu koju svi žele. Dok Džin raspetljava kosu, prilazi i tapka Usne po ramenu i govori joj da je neko upravo udario njen auto u garaži. Usne se nasmeše...........pogledaju Nala.....i pitaju...da li izgledam kao da sam upravo pao sa jelke? Upravo tada iz vedra neba...Plava (bez igre reči)...plava vidi Pem kako ulazi sa božićnom jelkom koju je upravo posekla i Pem kaže..."Da li ste i vi dobili štand za to ili ste moraćemo da imamo ljude koji to drže kao prošle godine?"

    U međuvremenu, Toni, (koji je dobio amneziju od guza) ne može da se seti ko je ni kako je tamo dospeo. sve što zna je da želi tu slot mašinu! "gde mi je novčanik?" pita se dok prilazi ženi sa božićnim drvcem i...
    lagano gurne Lips, zgrabi njen novac i ukrade stolicu sve u isto vreme...on zaista nije znao šta se dešava, ali ga zaista nije bilo briga nakon što su mu oči počele da svetle kada je video tu mašinu. Mislio je da bi to ipak mogao biti sjajan dan... sve dok se Usne nisu podigle s poda.

    Može biti da je u bilo kojoj drugoj situaciji borba bila gubljenje vremena za Lips, međutim, većina svih (osim jedne osobe koja je udarila u glavu) znala je da se ne može stati između Lips i njene mašine. Bio je to priličan prizor jer je Tonijevo odelo bilo u stvari iscepano u trenucima, a onda je ona krenula na njegovu kožu. Kada odjednom Medtrans trči od stola za kockanje noseći svoju kacigu Green Bai Packers i zamahujući točkom sira i počinje da viče iz sveg glasa do Usana....DA MEĐEDOVI JOŠ UVEK NISU! I iako sam u svojoj Packer opremi sa šlemom i cipelama sa štipaljkama, ja sam žena (čuj me kako urlam). Pazi, ja preuzimam tu mašinu...

    Usne brzo razmišlja.. posežući u torbicu, iskušava Medtrans parčetom fudža.. tek upakovanim... Deb321 vidi ga i otima ga iz Medove ruke!

    Žuga, koji sve to gleda na monitoru u kancelariji obezbeđenja, ne može da veruje svojim očima! „Da li je to... točak sira?, Hoću taj kolač!

    Medtrans i Deb321 uskoro se bore kao ludi za mamicu. Leva i desna su opako bačeni, ali su obojica tako nabijeni, da se promašuju, ali sve druge kucaju zapanjujućom snagom!

    Sada Lips stoji pozadi i histerično se smeje jer je uvek takav huškač,
    pogledaj ovu nevolju koju sam sada izazvala, misli ona. Pa, oni su mi sada van puta..
    možda mogu malo da se okrenem u miru. Zatim zapali dim i pokuša da se malo opusti, kada izađe stari ludi sa duplim šakama obožavateljima, puca u Lipsa kao da je Džesi Džejms. Dvostruka akcija je bila toliko moćna da joj se pepeo upao u oko, a ona ga je opsovala dok je skočila sa sedišta...

    Zatim iza stola za blek džek dolazi pitbos Satansmuff da vidi kakva je to gužva..u isto vreme Fantom upada niotkuda da zgrabi prazno mesto za mašinom sa koje je Lips upravo skočio....

    Satansmuff pita šta se ovde dešava.... Drpsice38 je baci jedan pogled i kaže.... prokleto si vrela! Satansmuff se vraća.......OVO NIJE SERVIS ZA Upoznavanje!

    Baš kada Satansmuff puca na Drpsice38, Imagin.ation ulazi i primećuje sve
    je stalo, mesto je utihnulo, sve glave i pogledi okrenuti su ka njoj.. Odjednom ona
    ima taj čudan osećaj, zašto svi bulje u mene.. Onda ona shvata..
    OMG NEMAM PATALONE !!!!! Ona postiđeno viče.. KO MI JE UKRAO PANTALONE?

    Genenco gleda sa čuđenjem dok vadi pantalone pored dela mašina. „Prokletstvo, taj magični trik zaista radi“, promrmlja on i baci pantalone PMM-u.

    Sada mogu svima reći da sam video golu ribu...ali samo u Vegasu!

    U međuvremenu, Usne sada mogu da vide, slika sa slike...jasno joj se usijala u glavu, zbunila je na trenutak, ali onda je došla sebi i saznala da je to bio magični trik...i hej, šta ja radim ovde? Šta Fantom radi na mom sedištu? Ono što se dalje desilo nije bilo nimalo lepo...

    Srećni kuvar kazina TAAADAAA se uključuje na PA sistem i govori svima u kazinu da je bifeu ponestalo vrhunskog rebra i da nema ništa drugo osim piletine za jelo...

    u roku od nekoliko sekundi, mogli su se čuti vriskovi dok su oni koji su čekali u redu počeli da napadaju konobare dok su pokušavali da pobegnu od stotina Prime Riba koji su tražili turiste iza kazina.

    Nal je prešao na TAAADAAA, a njih dvoje su se histerično smejali... lep način da se raščisti kuća! Hajde sada da uzmemo malo tog Prime rebra!

    Dok Nal i TAAADAAA uživaju u ostatku vrhunskog rebra, čini se da se u predvorju kazina dešava neka gužva. Čini se da je Jimbeauk tamo bacajući besplatne kazino žetone publici...nakon mesec dana dugog izveštaja od 25 stranica...Jimbeauk je to otkrio bacajući žetone publici...

    Jimbeauk stoji među gomilom iseckane odeće, pocepanih fesova, otrcanih peciva i objavljuje „ok narode, prvih 50 na recepciji da Screams „Jimbeauk Rock’s“ dobija besplatnu novčanicu od 100 dolara“. Grmljavina stopala koja trče prema stolu prigušuje cerekanje koje je Jimbo ispuštao dok se tiho uvlači na sveže napušteno sedište Mašini svih želja...

    U međuvremenu, lokalni vatrogasci i spasioci su stigli i uzdahnuli videvši desetak tela kako leže na podu kazina i počeli da čiste nered. „Prokletstvo, kada će te članove LCB držati podalje od kazina?“ Čude se tiho.

    A u srednjem vremenu posada6969 svira u mariachi, a on kaže, ovo je posvećeno jednom od mojih najboljih prijatelja LIPSS-a i počinje da peva ljubavnu pesmu.

    Ne razumem španski pitam se mogu li usne? oh, bar je on u ključu................ plus na ovaj način mogu da privučem svačiju pažnju pošto Nals hollerin u drugom delu pazi na mene........ ............sve je čista vatra u rupi.............BANG!

    Ali prava vatra u rupi dolazi od novog šefa recepta TAAADAAA, a Genenco izmislio pod nazivom Jalepeno pepper poppers, koji potiče iz Geneove filozofije...
    Život je kao tegla Jalapeno Peppersa...ono što radiš danas, sutra bi te moglo spaliti u guzicu....VATRA U RUPI...BAH!!!

    Sad se opet čuje tutnjava! Ovoga puta od mecena koji su imali mega obrok od pomenute izmišljotine. Onda je bila divlja žurba do kupatila sa stotinama koji su čekali u redu. Ovo nije bilo najbolje vreme da budete vodoinstalater, ili domar...

    Vau... ne ulazi tamo!!!

    Toliko o tome da je Jimbeauk ukrao stolicu dana.... nijedan vatrogasni ili spasilački odred ne može da ga izvuče iz bola u kojem sada ima! Dok beži da se pridruži ostatku gužve sa zapaljenim rupama na pantalonama...Nal skače pravo na svoje sedište! Konačno... nisam mislio da ću ikada stići ovde...

    U međuvremenu u redu za kupatilo.......dve devojke sa šoljicom jure ispred reda! Džin gura Usne da ih snimi kamerom dok ulaze. Imajući sve to na traci, ona pokazuje Nal.......

    O BOŽE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Pustite ih da prođu!!!!!!!! Imaju nakaradnog kamila pauka!! Usne jesi li to videla!!!! Nal je bila toliko uplašena da je pala sa stolice, ali se brzo pribrala kada je videla šta je i Lips gore... "Videla sam sve u redu", "Sve sam snimila"

    Dobar pokušaj, Usne, ne možeš da me nadmudriš...upravo se začuo glasan vrisak i ceo red se zbrisao. "Svi BEŽITE ZA SVOJE ŽIVOTE"!!!!!
    čudovišni pauk je izašao iz šolje...Jimbeauk istrčava iz kupatila sa komadom toalet papira zalepljenim za cipele vičući "to nije jedan pauk nego dva!!"

    Džin gleda u Lips i kaže: „To je radoznalo, šta je Jimbeauk radio sa damama
    kupatilo? I zašto on nosi moj kilt?"

    Toni trenutno ima veću ribu za prženje....prilazi Nalu....cereći se od uha do uha. Doneo sam ti koktel dušo......scotch i maalok? Ona malo zna da je maaloks sa malo viskija!!!!

    Ah, blesavi dečko... Vidim da si mi doneo moj izum sa obrtom. Ali ja sam izmislio ovo piće za starije, kao Genenco... ali možda bi Jimbeauk mogao biti spreman za to, pošto ne zna ni koje kupatilo da koristi. Možda se pobrkao sa suknjom..

    U svakom slučaju, ako stvarno želiš da glumiš barmena, uzeću svoj viski single malted, molim te.. drži maalok. Ali možda ćete želeti da ubacite valijum ili dva nakon tog pauka. Ne bih se protivio tome.

    Pam izlazi iz slota..hej, napravi jedan od njih i za mene!

    Odjednom spolja dopiru čudni zvuci. Prigušeni grmljavi zvuci, a zatim svetla zatrepere..Trepere i onda ceo kazino uroni u mrak!

    Eksplodirala je glavna kutija za dovod!

    Ono što je u stvari eksplodirala je velika vena na Genenco čelu...popio je jedan od Nal's Scotch-a i Maalok-a sa valijumom, i to ga je izbezumilo...sada leži na sredini poda kazina, a evo paukova ...

    Posada još uvek izvodi serenade kroz kazino... pokušavajući da pronađe Lipsa koji je pobegao sa Fantomom da planira veliku pljačku kazina... peva La Coca Rocha! Posada primećuje pauke kako puze po Tonijevoj nozi i kaže „Ne mislim da je to la coca rochas“

    U međuvremenu...zvona zvone, zvižduci zvižde...buka, buka..
    Soda69 je upravo osvojio 15 hiljada na slotu Dean Martin!!! Samo moram da znam njegovu tajnu...

    Kao i obično, Zuga gleda sigurnosne kamere iznova i iznova u usporenom režimu 2 potvrđuje da je pobeda Soda69 bila legitimna 1 i primećuje da je nekoliko paukova brzo pobeglo iz otvora za umetanje novca odmah nakon što je udario. AAAAH HA!!!

    "Kvar mašine! Kvar mašine!" zuga viče u sobi obezbeđenja. „Kvar poništava svu igru“ viče dok se smeje ispod glasa. 25 čuvara juri na Soda69-ov aparat. Soda69 stoji u šoku. Šta koj??? Dok gleda dole u svoju ruku i primećuje ove gadne rane koje se šire po njima... Dok Zuga pokušava da objasni kvar mašine i pauka koji izlazi iz nje, Soda69-ine rane se brzo šire sa ruku na celo telo. ...brzo dovedite bolničare ovamo......Soda je smrtno alergična na pauke!! Srećom, uspeli su da mu ubrizgaju super serum koji mu je spasao život, ali sada je doživotno u ožiljcima sa gadnim ranama........dok se udaljava od mašine kaže Zugi, zadrži 15 hiljada , to nije ništa u poređenju sa onim što ćeš mi platiti za tužbu kojom ću te ošamariti.............

    Zuga odmahuje glavom, a Genenco se konačno budi iz prošlosti teške traume uz žestoko piće samo da bi se našao prikovan mrežom tih paukova iz noćne more.

    "Pomozi mi" on cvili "Pomozi mieeee"

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