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  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    The economy is so bad that . . .

    I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

    CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

    Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

    McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

    A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. 

    Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

    The Mafia is laying off judges.

    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

    Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $4.5 Trillion disappear!

    And, finally....

    I got so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., that I called the Suicide Lifeline.

    I reached a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

    Ekonomija je toliko loša da . . .

    Dobio sam unapred odbijenu kreditnu karticu poštom.

    Naručio sam pljeskavicu u Mekdonaldsu i klinac za pultom je pitao: „Možete li da priuštite pomfrit uz to?“

    Direktori sada igraju minijaturni golf.

    Ako vam banka vrati ček sa oznakom „Nedovoljno sredstava“, vi ih pozovete i pitate da li su mislili na vas ili na njih.

    Akcije Hot Vheels-a i kutije šibica se trguju više od GM-a.

    McDonald's prodaje 1/4 unce.

    Roditelji na Beverli Hilsu otpustili su svoje dadilje i naučili imena svoje dece.

    Kamion Amerikanaca je uhvaćen kako se ušunjao u Meksiko.

    Motel Sik više neće ostaviti upaljeno svetlo.

    Mafija otpušta sudije.

    Ekkon-Mobil je otpustio 25 kongresmena.

    Kongres kaže da istražuje ovaj skandal Bernarda Madoffa. Oh Super!! Čovjeka koji je učinio da nestane 50 milijardi dolara istražuju ljudi koji su učinili da nestane 4,5 biliona dolara!

    I konačno....

    Sinoć sam bio toliko depresivan razmišljajući o ekonomiji, ratovima, poslovima, svojoj ušteđevini, socijalnom osiguranju, penzionim fondovima itd., da sam nazvao liniju za samoubistvo.

    Stigao sam do kol centra u Pakistanu, i kada sam im rekao da sam samoubistvo, svi su se uzbudili i pitali da li mogu da vozim kamion.

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Ha ha ha...thanks for the laugh,genenco! I have to say that this is not only a joke but reality. Things are getting more difficult everyday.

    Ha ha ha...hvala na smehu,genenco! Moram reći da ovo nije samo šala već i stvarnost. Stvari su svakim danom sve teže.

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.


    RMAO.......

    Thanks Genenco, a good laugh indeed......

                                                  PMM

    Dobio sam unapred odbijenu kreditnu karticu poštom.


    RMAO......

    Hvala Genenco, zaista se dobro nasmejao.....

    PMM

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    My Father said, Yeah it's so bad husbands are getting more sex, because wives can't afford batteries anymore...

    Moj otac je rekao, da, tako je loše da muževi imaju više seksa, jer žene više ne mogu da priušte baterije...

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    I'm so poor i can't pay attention,what? i said,i'm so poor i can't pay attention,what? i said,i'm so poor i can't pay attention,what? Oh great now I'm so poor can't even pay attention to my self...BAAHAAHAA!

    Toliko sam siromašan da ne mogu da obratim pažnju, šta? Rekao sam, tako sam siromašan da ne mogu da obratim pažnju, šta? Rekao sam, tako sam siromašan da ne mogu da obratim pažnju, šta? O super sad sam tako siromašan da ne mogu ni da obratim pažnju na sebe...BAAHAAHAA!

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    The economy is so bad that . . .

    I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

    CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

    Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

    McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

    A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. 

    Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

    The Mafia is laying off judges.

    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

    Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $4.5 Trillion disappear!

    And, finally....

    I got so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., that I called the Suicide Lifeline.

    I reached a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.



    I can't breathe, I can't breathe...that is sooo funny, but sooo real!

    Ekonomija je toliko loša da . . .

    Dobio sam unapred odbijenu kreditnu karticu poštom.

    Naručio sam pljeskavicu u Mekdonaldsu, a klinac za pultom je pitao: "Možete li da priuštite pomfrit sa tim?"

    Direktori sada igraju minijaturni golf.

    Ako vam banka vrati ček sa oznakom „Nedovoljno sredstava“, vi ih pozovete i pitate da li su mislili na vas ili na njih.

    Akcije Hot Vheels-a i kutije šibica se trguju više od GM-a.

    McDonald's prodaje 1/4 unce.

    Roditelji na Beverli Hilsu otpustili su svoje dadilje i naučili imena svoje dece.

    Kamion Amerikanaca je uhvaćen kako se ušunjao u Meksiko.

    Motel Sik više neće ostaviti upaljeno svetlo.

    Mafija otpušta sudije.

    Ekkon-Mobil je otpustio 25 kongresmena.

    Kongres kaže da istražuje ovaj skandal sa Bernardom Madofom. Oh Super!! Čovjeka koji je učinio da nestane 50 milijardi dolara istražuju ljudi koji su učinili da nestane 4,5 biliona dolara!

    I konačno....

    Sinoć sam bio toliko depresivan razmišljajući o ekonomiji, ratovima, poslovima, svojoj ušteđevini, socijalnom osiguranju, penzionim fondovima itd., da sam nazvao liniju za samoubistvo.

    Stigao sam do kol centra u Pakistanu, i kada sam im rekao da sam samoubistvo, svi su se uzbudili i pitali da li mogu da vozim kamion.



    Ne mogu da dišem, ne mogu da dišem...to je tako smešno, ali tako stvarno!
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    hahahahaha...those were the best funnies i've seen in a while!!  thanks gene  grin

    hahahahaha...to su bile najbolje smešnice koje sam video u poslednje vreme!! hvala gen grin

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Ok...here's one for Today:


    WALK NAKED IN DAY

      Don’t forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it
      is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife
    naked.

      He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time,

        All women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

      All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front
    of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all women.

      Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a
      cold 6 -pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim
      Sentiment.  The government appreciates your efforts to
    root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this
    anti-terrorist Activity.

      God bless!

      It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this 
      to at least 5 people, you're  a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered
      Coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.


      Nal  cool

    Ok...evo jednog za danas:


    DANU ŠETAJTE GOLI

    Ne zaboravite da obeležite svoje kalendare. Kao što možda već znate, to
    je grijeh za muslimanskog muškarca vidjeti bilo koju ženu osim svoje žene
    goli.

    Mora da izvrši samoubistvo ako to učini. Dakle, sledeće subote u 16:00 po istočnom vremenu,

    Od svih žena se traži da izađu iz svoje kuće potpuno gole kako bi pomogle u uklanjanju terorista iz komšiluka. Za ovaj antiteroristički napor preporučuje se kruženje vašeg bloka jedan sat.

    Svi rodoljubivi ljudi treba da se postave u stolice ispred
    svoje kuće da dokažu da nisu muslimani i da pokažu da misle da je u redu da vide gole žene osim svoje žene i da pokažu podršku svim ženama.

    Pošto islam takođe ne odobrava alkohol, a
    hladni 6 paket na vašoj strani je još jedan dokaz vašeg antimuslimanskog
    Sentiment. Vlada ceni vaše napore da
    iskoreniti teroriste i pozdraviti vaše učešće u ovome
    antiteroristička aktivnost.

    Bog blagoslovi!

    Vaša je patriotska dužnost da ovo prenesete dalje. Ako ne pošalješ ovo
    za najmanje 5 ljudi, simpatizer si terorista, ljiljan jetre
    Kukavice i nalaze se u poziciji da se predstavljaju kao nacionalna pretnja.


    Nal cool

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Ya think Michelle Obama would do this and encourage American women to be as patriotic as these ladies,to help her husband's foreign policy.Obama's all ready done he's part by having beers with the boiz on the white house lawn.

    Mislim da bi Mišel Obama to uradila i ohrabrila američke žene da budu patriotske kao ove dame, da bi pomogle spoljnoj politici svog muža. Obama je spreman da uradi, deo je piva sa momcima na travnjaku bele kuće.

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Nal,

    I am not a muslim, but I find this post to be offensive. I undestand that USA has suffered, being a main target for the terrorst attacks.

    But our members are from ALL around the world, so in an effort to protect members and religious beliefs, please refrain from negative comments.

    Zuga

    Nal,

    Nisam musliman, ali smatram da je ovaj post uvredljiv. Ne razumem da su SAD patile, jer su bile glavna meta terorističkih napada.

    Ali naši članovi su iz CELOG sveta, pa u nastojanju da zaštitimo članove i verska uverenja, molimo vas da se uzdržite od negativnih komentara.

    Zuga

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    all jokes offend some...that is the nature of the joke

    they poke fun a pollocks..which i am one, and get made fun of a lot...
    they make fun of blondes, they make fun of jews, they make fun of italians,
    they make fun of just about anyone they can make fun of
    or whatever the current event.  

    so if i offended you. that is great, because it worked.
    that is what it is supposed to do.

    it is a chuckle.  not to be taken so serious zuga.  lighen up.  ;D  it was put in the todays chuckle thread.  ;D

    sve šale neke vređaju...to je priroda šale

    oni se rugaju sa pollockima..koji sam i ja, i mnogo ih ismevaju...
    rugaju se plavušama, rugaju se Jevrejima, rugaju se Italijanima,
    oni se rugaju skoro svakom kome mogu da se rugaju
    ili šta god da je aktuelni događaj.

    pa ako sam te uvredio. to je sjajno, jer je funkcionisalo.
    to je ono što treba da uradi.

    to je smeh. da se ne shvati tako ozbiljno zuga. razvedriti se. ;D to je stavljeno u današnju nit za smejanje. ;D

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Nal...no more offensive post or it's gitmo for U...oh wait,Our new KING is closing that resort. No more offensive post or it's a New York City court room and the Hilton for U.

    Nal...nema više uvredljivog posta ili je to gitmo za U...oh čekaj,naš novi KRALJ zatvara to odmaralište. Nema više uvredljivih postova ili je to sudnica u Njujorku i Hilton za U.

  • Original engleski Prevod srpski
    grin grin grin...i really didn't mean to offend anyone.  thought it was hilarious.
    gringringrin ...zaista nisam hteo nikoga da uvredim. mislio da je urnebesno.
  • Original engleski Prevod srpski

    Nal, I know you didn't want to offend anyone.

    All I'm saying this very sensitive and emotional issue, and it can be easily taken the wrong way.

    We all come from different parts of the world , and something what's funny for you others can find it offensive and vice versa.

    thanks for the understanding

    Zuga

    Nal, znam da nisi hteo nikoga da uvrediš.

    Sve što govorim ovo je veoma osetljivo i emotivno pitanje, i lako se može pogrešno shvatiti.

    Svi dolazimo iz različitih delova sveta, i nešto što je vama smešno, drugima može biti uvredljivo i obrnuto.

    hvala na razumevanju

    Zuga

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