
DOG FOR SALE:
A guy is driving around the back

ds of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale '. He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard'

PAS NA PRODAJU:
Tip se vozi pozadi

ds iz Montane i ugleda znak ispred pokvarene kuće u stilu barake: 'Pas koji priča na prodaju'. On pozvoni i pojavi se vlasnik i kaže mu da je pas u dvorištu.
Tip ode u dvorište i ugleda lepog labradora retrivera kako sedi tamo.
'Pričate?' on pita.
"Da", odgovara Laboratorija.
Nakon što se tip oporavio od šoka što je čuo psa kako govori, on kaže 'Pa, koja je tvoja priča?'
Laboratorija podiže pogled i kaže: „Pa, otkrio sam da mogu da pričam kada sam bio prilično mlad.. Hteo sam da pomognem vladi, pa sam rekao CIA-i.
Ubrzo su me naterali da letim iz zemlje u zemlju, da sedim u sobama sa špijunima i svetskim liderima, jer niko nije mislio da će pas prisluškivati.'
„Bio sam jedan od njihovih najvrednijih špijuna osam godina zaredom...
Ali mlaz okolo me je stvarno umorio i znao sam da ne postajem mlađi pa sam odlučio da se skrasim. Prijavio sam se za posao na aerodromu da radim neko tajno obezbeđenje, lutajući u blizini sumnjivih likova i prisluškujući ih. Otkrio sam neke neverovatne poslove i dobio sam gomilu medalja.'
'Oženio sam se, imao sam nered štenaca, a sada sam samo u penziji.'
Momak je zadivljen. Vraća se unutra i pita vlasnika šta želi za psa.
„Deset dolara“, kaže momak.
'Deset dolara? Ovaj pas je neverovatan! Zašto ga, zaboga, prodaješ tako jeftino?'
Zato što je lažov. Nikada nije izlazio iz dvorišta'