Hope this doesn't offend... meant to be all in fun... my 10yr old son told me about 100 yesterday. 
Yo Momma is so fat she left the house in high heels and came home in flip flops.
........ when she was little she could only play 'seek'.
....... when she tries to get out of bed, she rocks herself to sleep
.......when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party
.......when her beeper goes off, people thinks she's backing up
IO MOMMA
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- u Mar 17, 11, 05:45:08 PM
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Nadam se da ovo ne vređa... trebalo je da bude zabavno... moj 10-godišnji sin mi je rekao oko 100 juče.
Mama je toliko debela da je izašla iz kuće u štiklama, a kući se vratila u japankama.
........ kada je bila mala znala je da se igra samo 'traži'.
....... kada pokuša da ustane iz kreveta, ljulja se da zaspi
.......kada se okrene, ljudi joj priređuju žurku dobrodošlice
.......kada se njen biper oglasi, ljudi misle da se povlači -
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- u Mar 17, 11, 05:49:10 PM
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Yo momma is so fat when she goes to the beach nobody else gets sun
......when she gets on the scale it says.... to be continued
......she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
......you have to roll over her twice to get off her
......she goes to a resteraunt, looks at the menu, and says "I'll take it"
Yo Mommo so dumb, she alphabetized the M&M's and got fired for throwing away the W'sMama je tako debela kada ide na plažu da niko drugi ne dobija sunce
......kada se popne na vagu piše.... nastavlja se
......išla je u bioskop i sedela pored svih
......moraš je dvaput prevrnuti da bi sišao s nje
......ona ode u restoran, pogleda jelovnik i kaže "Uzeću"
Io Mommo, tako glupa, da je rasporedila M&M-ove po azbučnom redu i dobila otkaz jer je bacila V-ove -
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- u Mar 17, 11, 05:50:00 PM
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too funny i remember the YO MOMMA jokes rofl ;)
previše smešno, sećam se viceva IO MOMMA rofl ;)
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LMAO no offense taken here!
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.
Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth.
LMAO bez uvrede ovde!
Mama tako glupa da je pokušala da stavi svoje m&ms po abecednom redu.
Mama tako glupa da je otišla kod ortodonta da dobije plavi zub. -
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- u Mar 18, 11, 12:40:33 PM
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Yo Moma So Old
she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.
she still owes Moses a dollar.
when she was at school...there was No history class!
Io Moma So Old
ostavila je torbicu na Nojevoj barci.
Jurski park je vratio uspomene...
kada je trčala na 100 metara, merili su je sunčanim satom.
ona još uvek duguje Mojsiju jedan dolar.
kada je bila u školi... nije bilo časa istorije! -
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- u Mar 19, 11, 07:01:40 AM
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Yo Mamma So Dirty!
you can tell her age by the rings underneath her armpits.
a family of mice inhabit her belly button.
her Sure deodorant is now Confused!Io Mamma So Dirti!
možete joj reći godine po prstenovima ispod pazuha.
porodica miševa naseljava njen pupak.
njen Sigurno dezodorans je sada zbunjen! -
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- u Mar 19, 11, 07:40:42 AM
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Yo momma so ugly she has to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dogs to play with her!!
Mama tako ružna da mora da veže šnicle oko vrata da bi naterala pse da se igraju sa njom!!
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Yo momma so ugly she has to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dogs to play with her!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
Mama tako ružna da mora da veže šnicle oko vrata da bi naterala pse da se igraju sa njom!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!! -
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- u Mar 19, 11, 08:33:53 AM
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- u Mar 19, 11, 11:09:32 PM
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Yo mama so fat she can hulahoop thru a needle hole.
Io mama, tako debela da može da lupa kroz rupu od igle.
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- u Mar 20, 11, 02:39:26 AM
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Omg...
I almost peed in my pant. You guys are killing me here.
Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.OMB...
Skoro sam se upišao u gaće. Vi me ovde ubijate.
Mama tako glupa da te je pitala "Koji je broj 911"
Mama tako glupa da čuje da je hladno napolju pa je dobila činiju. -
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- u Mar 20, 11, 03:26:08 AM
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Yo momma so stupid she thinks DNA means..drugs and alcohol
Mama tako glupa da misli da DNK znači... drogu i alkohol
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- u Mar 20, 11, 07:17:39 AM
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Yo Momma so short she has to look up to see down...
Hej, mama, tako kratka da mora da pogleda gore da bi videla dole...
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Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
she took a shower and got brain-washed.Joj mama tako ćelava, kad isplete kosu, izgleda kao da je ušivena.
kada stavi kornjačinu vratu izgleda kao rolna dezodoransa.
kad ode u krevet, glava joj sklizne sa jastuka.
istuširala se i isprala joj mozak. -
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- u Mar 20, 11, 07:05:49 PM
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Yo mama been on foodstamps so long she has her picture on them.
Mama je bila na markicama za hranu toliko dugo da ima svoju sliku na njima.
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- u Mar 21, 11, 12:58:46 AM
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Yo momma so fat she saw 90210 on the scale
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings the bridge down with her.
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE.Mama tako debela da je videla 90210 na vagi
Mama tako debela kada skače sa bandži, da sruši most sa sobom.
Mama tako debela kad sedi po kući, SEDI PO KUĆI.
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